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Excellently dissected. Good job. Love your posts.

Number 3 is smart

naijaguy123456:
1. It’s the second hand value advantage and Lagos command respect. Many people prefer Lagos numbers because it boost how people see them when they travel to their places eg the Igbos . When they go home for Xmas they’ll rather travel to the village with a Lagos number than travel to the village with a plate number from eg Bornu or Ondo .

2. Also when people see your plate number they 50% of the time assume that’s where you come from. So if you drive an ekiti plate number in Lagos people will assume you are from ekiti state etc. So if you’re to sell you will struggle to sell with ekiti number as many people don’t like to change plate number.

3. Also security. Imagine am trailing or watching your movement, I can tell someone stay here and watch out for a white Toyota with Enugu plate number . That’s pretty easy to get you. But if I say watch out for a Toyota with Lagos number, the person go watch out tire as there are thousands of Toyota with Lagos number.

4. Lagos police most of the time will harass or bully you if from your numbe they know you’re not from Lagos. They assume Lagos people are smarter and crooks. But from your Ebonyi number they think you don’t know a lot.

seunmsg:
You’re trying to be objective for real? �

Your position is quite surprising to be honest. The default reaction of folks like you is to cook up some funny conspiracy theories and find a way to link Buhari to the saga. Some folks on twitter are already insinuating that Buhari snitched on him because he airlifted stranded Igbos from South Africa.

Anyway, keep up the objectivity.

plaindealer:
A foreigner far far back in September saw this coming, but ipobs think America and the rest of the world are stupid and they can not put 2 and 2 together..

Even the ignorant people replying and attacking the man didn't see any sense in his observation when in fact they should have.

plaindealer:
Duhhh, Seriously Duhh..


Tinubu = A private citizine, left public office 12 years ago.

Ekweremadu = Siting federal senator and a public official collecting all kinds of funds like constituency project funds that he pockets.

It is ignorant to cnclude that Tinubu is richer than ekweremadu because you have never seen their bank accounts and you are not their accountants.

Even going by your richer logic, ekeremadu is the owner of dozens of mansions all over the world, but the only mansion we know per Tinubu is his state pension house in Ikoyi. Now, do you see how silly you sound?

KingAzubuike:
Dude ., You're my brother.. So you're a huge fan of Hitman too? . I miss the good old days.

The glitches weren't that bad in silent assassin, blood money and contract.

What games can you recommend that's similar to Hitman .?

NICE!

There are a lot of glitches from my favourite game franchise : The Hitman series.

Especially Hitman : Codename 47

KingAzubuike:
Dude ., You're my brother.. So you're a huge fan of Hitman too? . I miss the good old days.

The glitches weren't that bad in silent assassin, blood money and contract.

What games can you recommend that's similar to Hitman .?

dekronik:
While I'm not trying to insult you or thereabouts, I know you will gladly take his place if given the opportunity. Not only you, yours sincerely too.

I wanted to scold you for being derisive...but the "yours sincerely" you appended made me laugh.

MrBONE2:
Sadly Gandollar wont give up

emeijeh:
"My guy" kee you there!

[img]https://boygeniusreport.files./2019/04/ezgif-5-71726c762bc3.gif?w=744[/img]

Now, this GIF is as funny as Hell. .

Big, fluffy, innocent looking rabbit displaying such aggression

ornicus:
wtf? Babcock can expel students for knacking off campus? and when the school is not in session?
the girl should have just stone faced it is not me

i hope they are not saying the only sex position endorsed by this school is the missionary position

No way she could have denied not being the one.

The video was rather clear.

Even the overused Nigerian lie of Photoshop wouldn't have worked.

I dont know the camera used, but it was almost bluray quality.

falcon01:
wakanda nonsense is this? what f do you mean by the video is too graphic? what the f is that suppose to mean? upon all the while mojo we don see for NL

Calm down, no vex.

Wannking isn't essential to Life like Breathing.

TheFacelessMan:


Once upon a time i was a zookeeper in San Diego.

I was whistling to myself, " i am the king of the jungle, lord of the rings" at the top of my voice as i went to feed the chimpanzees in Cage 7. The parrots had joined in, providing a chorus.


Suddenly, i noticed that i was the only one singing.

Every animal had turned silent , you could almost hear a pin drop ! It seemed even the air had paused blowing.

I slowwwwwwllllyyyyyyy turned back , fearful of what i would see...

I had forgotten to lock Cage 9, Kumbaya's cage!



Kumbaya was a giant silverback gorilla at least 400 pounds in weight and 7 feet tall.

He had slowly opened the latch of his cage and he was with me in the corridor, 10 steps from me.... all his sharp pointy teeth on display

The ground trembled and shook as he sprang towards me.... i was transfixed to the spot, 5 seconds and i would die.....

3 seconds..... he was upon me and his 2 huge palms landed on my shoulders...... preparing to tear my throat out

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShabbyAncientJohndory-small.gif

I couldn't bear to look, i closed my eyes.

I could smell his fetid, stinking breath as he opened his jaws..... i silently said my last prayers, soon to rest in peace or pieces ?

And...........and.......

I felt something liquid and hot on my face. BLOOD?! My belly was already jelly!

Trembling like a leaf, collapsing under his weight, i still couldn't open eyes... i just peeked through eyelashes..

Kumbaya was licking my face in appreciation for the song i was singing!!!!


To be continued.....


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

JubrinElSudan:
Hmmm

Dexpro:
After successfully thumb printing for APC right?


Nigeria, I hail thee

ernieboy:
so who gave those Cotes coming out of the polling units?

Ask the "COTES"

I don't know what you mean....

Zeezxo:
But you sometimes called Yoruba asslicker to Hausa.
So which English did you want us to use for you