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CelebritiesRe: "When I Was Still Corper Mayowa" - Mayorkun Shares Throwback Photo by TheFacelessMan: 4:21pm On Jun 13, 2019
donziggyman:
donziggyman to his useless homosexual father and spermbank wh0re mother: you are both useless.
I cure madness. Free of charge. You have been mentioning me since morning...i didn't mind.

But being stupid is what i don't tolerate. I cure it.

CelebritiesRe: "When I Was Still Corper Mayowa" - Mayorkun Shares Throwback Photo by TheFacelessMan: 4:17pm On Jun 13, 2019
donziggyman:
donziggyman to his useless homosexual father:

you're damn fool mehn chaiii your mumu de automatic upgrading mode
Ok. You have been seeking my attention since morning. Take your Pa for HIV tests
CelebritiesRe: "When I Was Still Corper Mayowa" - Mayorkun Shares Throwback Photo by TheFacelessMan: 4:10pm On Jun 13, 2019
donziggyman:
donziggyman to his useless father:

You see you and MrMuMu una two brain de shake kpoko kpoko.. See how una lives just de useless like used sanitary pad. Spit cheesy
Ok...no wonder.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can One Get Federal Job Without Connection? by TheFacelessMan: 3:31pm On Jun 13, 2019
angry

Jujuman

PoliticsRe: Buhari Goofs On Reelection Date, GDP Growth Projection - The Cable by TheFacelessMan: 3:15pm On Jun 13, 2019
Not dullness but dementia.

He has shown it several times...
PoliticsRe: June 12: Honouring MKO Abiola By Buhari Is To Obasanjo's Shame - Fayose by TheFacelessMan: 3:08pm On Jun 13, 2019
grin

Fayose is understandably not an OBJ fan after the poultry fiasco grin grin
CelebritiesRe: "When I Was Still Corper Mayowa" - Mayorkun Shares Throwback Photo by TheFacelessMan: 3:03pm On Jun 13, 2019
MrMumu:
He still worwor now guy forget all those filters and over edited pictures and videos.

The boy is really ugly with his big lips and over bleached body

Spits on his cone head


slowpoke get a life. Get the fvck out of here with your boring lame stories.

Jobless attention seeker
Your mum is too ugly for me.

Stop inboxing me with her pictures grin

I wouldn't accept no matter how much you beg


Get out of ajegunle first before ranting about joblessness

CelebritiesRe: "When I Was Still Corper Mayowa" - Mayorkun Shares Throwback Photo by TheFacelessMan: 3:00pm On Jun 13, 2019
angry

Some decades ago. I was a corps member.

This is how i escaped from ritualists in an enchanted forest
SportsRe: Epl Fixtures: Newly Promoted Side Faces The Impossible by TheFacelessMan: 2:58pm On Jun 13, 2019
angry
PS - Norwich would be so thoroughly thrashed in those opening games they might not recover till end of the season embarassed

But at the same time, i wouldn't mind meeting the more difficult opponents first.

Anyways...

Many years back, i played in the less prestigious Division 3.

This is the inside story of victory.
PoliticsRe: Ban On Land Border Vehicle Importation May Be Lifted By FG — Customs Boss by TheFacelessMan: 2:55pm On Jun 13, 2019
angry

I was once a car smuggler on the Abidjan-Lome-Cotonou corridor...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JubilantTautGyrfalcon-size_restricted.gif
CrimeRe: Lady Outsmarts Car Thieves Who Tried To Snatch Her Benz (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 2:50pm On Jun 13, 2019
Many years back, i confronted 3 thieves in a parking lot at La Paz, Bolivia.

This is how i survived....
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Changes His Twitter Name To "Former Senate President" (photo) by TheFacelessMan: 1:33pm On Jun 13, 2019
big7:
big7 to his useless homosexual father:

Are you demented or is your brain suffering from an unknown disease.. Any small thing go to kwara and say it, what a f**k is wrong with you. I stay in ilorin and we argue about saraki and so many other political issue.. People share different opinions and they love what their heart choose and nobody in ilorin have been killed for liking saraki and others... So keep your f**king opinion about that to yourself...people like you don't even live here
Ok. Please bark 3 times. I knew your father was like that.
FoodRe: FAO Issues Alert On Food Poisoning In Lagos, Kano, Other Cities by TheFacelessMan: 12:57pm On Jun 13, 2019
God damn!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And Osinbajo Laughing In The Office (Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 12:56pm On Jun 13, 2019
..n
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Changes His Twitter Name To "Former Senate President" (photo) by TheFacelessMan: 12:33pm On Jun 13, 2019
angry
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Changes His Twitter Name To "Former Senate President" (photo) by TheFacelessMan: 12:32pm On Jun 13, 2019
Heartmender1:
Kwara people will miss him tho
Go and say it in Kwara.

PLEASE.

PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Changes His Twitter Name To "Former Senate President" (photo) by TheFacelessMan: 12:29pm On Jun 13, 2019
angry

Not a big fan of him, he destroyed Kwara...BUT

He ran strings around Buhari and dribbled the hell out of APC.

But at times, you dribble so well, you dribble out of the field...the stadium
EducationRe: Entry Opens For 2019 Nigerian Film Corporation Yearly Film Essay Contest by TheFacelessMan: 11:21am On Jun 13, 2019
losprince:
You posted about submitting your stories. undecided
See updated comment.
EducationRe: Entry Opens For 2019 Nigerian Film Corporation Yearly Film Essay Contest by TheFacelessMan: 11:19am On Jun 13, 2019
losprince:
They need an essay not a story.
You think i can't write essays? grin

I hope you are talking about my submissions ...
PoliticsRe: Kano Government To Continue Investigating Emir Sanusi by TheFacelessMan: 11:10am On Jun 13, 2019
grin

Let me not speak because i actually know both men surprisingly well...

The day i reveal my identity, i might get in trouble with a characteristically unforgiving Fulani man (both are Fulani). I don't want any Juju attacks...

BUT, may God judge them both accordingly.
EducationRe: Lady Does Photoshoot With Her PhD Thesis by TheFacelessMan: 11:05am On Jun 13, 2019
osuofia2:
Nice write, the story looks like same thing that happened in my University, Fut Yola
I actually witnessed a foolish guy who did it for his GF.

He wasn't caught though. I always thought about it.

That's the inspiration for the story
CrimeRe: Mother Abandons Baby, Flees Anambra Hospital After Delivery by TheFacelessMan: 10:59am On Jun 13, 2019
grin

These sex positions people probably kept Muslims off Nairaland during Ramadan.

Fvckers....porn pun intended.
cheesy
EducationRe: Entry Opens For 2019 Nigerian Film Corporation Yearly Film Essay Contest by TheFacelessMan: 10:56am On Jun 13, 2019
angry

Who will nominate the Faceless Man?

Ayes and Nays.

Let's count...




I would submit The Memoirs of the Faceless Man or the Mile High Club or The Mercenary.
CelebritiesRe: Ludacris Shares Video Of Davido With Him In The Studio by TheFacelessMan: 10:55am On Jun 13, 2019
Rednaxelot:
you aren’t dagrin fan if you don’t know that line.

Go and listen to Ghetto dreams
I am a DaGrin fan but i tried him posthumously. I don't know his entire discography.
CelebritiesRe: Ludacris Shares Video Of Davido With Him In The Studio by TheFacelessMan: 10:49am On Jun 13, 2019
Rednaxelot:
Ludo!!!!!!!!!

In Dagrin’s voice

“Mo ni dream lati believe bi Pasto Chris
But mo wa carried away pelu Efizi Ludacris“
Please tell me those lines are yours .... grin

I am a big DaGrin fan by the way
CrimeRe: Herdsman Beheads Girlfriend In Ekiti (Graphic Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 10:12am On Jun 13, 2019
sad

Pretty gruesome. angry
CareerRe: Agbori Better: Professional Female Barber In Bayelsa (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:50am On Jun 13, 2019
I was a barber and an undercover agent for the NDLEA.

This is a true story of the dangerous life i led...
BusinessRe: CBN Signals End To Official Rate Regime For Naira by TheFacelessMan:
OfficialAPCNig:
Talk for yourself, I know a bleeping number of people that don't depend on this country for any salary.

100% of their income are made oversea and in dollars.

Those kind of people are shedded from Buhari's next level.

Don't forget that the rate of changes in the exchange rate is always greater than the rate of changes in general price level.
Coincidentally, my income is in USD.

This Government with its fumbling.... handling of the economy actually tripled my income.

BUT will i because it favours me forget about all other relatives, friends and even foes earning in Naira?

That's a myopic way of thinking.
EducationRe: Lady Does Photoshoot With Her PhD Thesis by TheFacelessMan: 8:14am On Jun 13, 2019
rusher14:
grin
You dey mind the MuMu ? grin
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Daughter, Dami Looks Gorgeous As She Steps Out For Democracy Day [photo by TheFacelessMan: 8:08am On Jun 13, 2019
sharpwriter:
Keep dreaming!
Since it isn't your dream, mind your business, eh?

Change the sharp to dull too grin
EducationRe: Lady Does Photoshoot With Her PhD Thesis by TheFacelessMan:
MrMumu:
Your mumu never do?

Get a life oga, and a job also!
I don't need to insult you. Your name is apt.

But if you must know, the job i have your father is still dreaming of grin
EducationRe: Lady Does Photoshoot With Her PhD Thesis by TheFacelessMan: 7:58am On Jun 13, 2019
lilianofentse:
your brainstorming is on another level. How does one go about it??
LOL. Thanks. It comes from a lifetime of reading.

Nairaland writing is actually my favourite medium of expression.

I DON'T want to be restricted to the Literature section. That's not fun.

I prefer the excitement of seeing a headline and rushing to write an engaging story based on a random headline i didn't know existed mere seconds before.

5 seconds.... i know the beginning. 10 seconds i have a good idea of the end.

I just sprinkle humour and suspense in between.

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