₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,289 members, 8,430,229 topics. Date: Saturday, 20 June 2026 at 06:47 AM

Toggle theme

TheFacelessMan's Posts

Nairaland ForumTheFacelessMan's ProfileTheFacelessMan's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 (of 82 pages)

CrimeRe: 10 Nigerians Escape From Indian Jail by TheFacelessMan: 2:53pm On Jul 13, 2019
angry

Many years back i escaped from jail on Rikers Island.

This is a true tale of survival.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcidicUnimportantGull-max-1mb.gif

I was Inmate No.00700419, in for 10 consecutive life sentences ....

If only they knew, i had lost count at 119 kills

HealthRe: 10 Most Common Misconceptions About Acne (Pimples) by TheFacelessMan: 12:42pm On Jul 13, 2019
kernniejay:
Long time Faceless man, i missed your action movie narratives that you and Iva-the-boneless always star in. Were you banned or something??
I got tired of mods hiding my stories. I might create a blog soon just to put the stories up.

I am not so keen on monetizing my skills, i just enjoy brightening people's moods and

surprising my own self (i hardly know how the story would go and end when i start).
HealthRe: 10 Most Common Misconceptions About Acne (Pimples) by TheFacelessMan: 12:39pm On Jul 13, 2019
Portgas:
we ther we win or not...you gotta tell us...alot of us like your stories
LOL. I have been having that internal debate. You have decided for me.

I would type it up and put it maybe this evening.

As soon as our semi-final article comes to FP, someone can help me put it up.
HealthRe: 10 Most Common Misconceptions About Acne (Pimples) by TheFacelessMan: 11:07am On Jul 13, 2019
lipsrsealed

Many years back, a GF told me semen cures it.

Her ex BF obviously fooled her into facials.

May God forgive the lies and sins of Men cheesy



PS - I hope Nigeria makes the final of AFCON, i have a good story lined up.

CrimeRe: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband Over Second Wife by TheFacelessMan: 10:27am On Jul 13, 2019
cheesy
CrimeRe: Mother-of-10 Pours Hot Water On Her Husband Over Plans To Marry A 2nd Wife by TheFacelessMan: 10:22am On Jul 13, 2019
donbachi:
The man no do well..after him don scata dat place with 10 children turn dia into a bermuda triangle..him wan go 4 a fresher and tighter pvssy..for the woman,she went too far.
I can't even comment anymore. You summarized it perfectly and humorously grin

See him spreadeagled. The pain will be immense yet, he would need to keep his laps that way for fresh air.

Now, he has an idea of how his wife's thighs feel after "scattering" the place with 10 kids grin

Primary school teacher in a rural LGA... 10 kids! And he would wonder why he's poor! shocked
CrimeRe: Nigerian Immigrant Destroys Cars In Germany (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 10:18am On Jul 13, 2019
grin
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Shared DJ Computer Love "2 Fighting" Music Video, Deletes It After by TheFacelessMan: 9:36am On Jul 13, 2019
Caleycash:
Caleycash to his useless homosexual father:

he is 100% sane!!!, in fact you and your mad lots are the ones that need to visit yaba left... shithole individual supporting a shithole country
I agree with your message to your dad.
CelebritiesRe: Snoop Dogg Shared DJ Computer Love "2 Fighting" Music Video, Deletes It After by TheFacelessMan: 11:00pm On Jul 12, 2019
Temple1288:
Your country Nigeria is a Zoo.... it's crumbling! Poverty is all over your country and God willing IT'LL NEVER BE BETTER!
You have a serious problem....fix it.

See a psychiatrist

CrimeRe: Breaking: Ten Nigerians Escape From Indian Jail by TheFacelessMan: 8:59pm On Jul 12, 2019
..
CrimeRe: Breaking: Ten Nigerians Escape From Indian Jail by TheFacelessMan: 8:59pm On Jul 12, 2019
indigenous234:
There must be a Femi, a Ade and Uche among the group
Keep fooling yourself...you know much better.
CrimeRe: Exclusive: Prominent Nigerian Writer Allegedly Raped His Four Daughters (Picture by TheFacelessMan: 8:50pm On Jul 12, 2019
IF the story is true, i pray this man faces justice...BUT

This same story was put up and the writer under a different moniker VB"something" put up the face of a lecturer without any hard evidence .

Nairaland shouldn't be the court of law...the case should be reported to the police with hard evidence.

If the man is innocent and being slandered...if he takes the appropriate channel, you would hate yourself.

The use of a 2nd moniker really seems suspicious.. like a calculated effort to soil the man's name.



Talking about being raped and typing "LOLLSS" repeatedly like it's a joke. Well done !
CelebritiesRe: Plus-sized Curvy Lady Sits And Flaunts Her Massive Backside On A Jangilover by TheFacelessMan:
angry

This ass is dangerous to the owner and the pilgrim who visits her holy site.

Haba!
FamilyRe: Africa's Tallest President Is The Shortest In His Family (photo) by TheFacelessMan: 6:56pm On Jul 12, 2019
I can still pull out a story from my deep bag of tales....but i am feeling too lazy.

VillagePipu, okoyeebo who is active at the moment?

PS - Kagame carefully laundered his image. He is a ruthless man nicknamed "The Butcher".

If you know the extent of the reprisals after the genocide.... a genocide he was said to have allowed to last for as long

as it did because of his long-term plans....
CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga Reacts To Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Busola Dakolo Rape Allegation by TheFacelessMan: 2:32pm On Jun 28, 2019
angry

I know Busola personally... i know Biodun too.

To be honest with you, this story is very likely true.

BUT..i was not there.

It is disgusting to read the rape apologists.
CelebritiesRe: Busola Dakolo: I Was Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA - Timi Dakolo Wife by TheFacelessMan: 1:23pm On Jun 28, 2019
cry
CelebritiesRe: Busola Dakolo: I Was Raped By Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA - Timi Dakolo Wife by TheFacelessMan: 1:00pm On Jun 28, 2019
Acidosis:
Many of them were too young and naive to speak up. What proofs can a 19 year old lady, sometimes a "nobody", probably have against a "GO"?

The psychological impacts of rape, abortion, drug, domestic violence, etc. last a life time. So it usually doesn't matter when or how it happened. More often than not, psychologists tell the victims to speak up even on issues that happened 20 years ago. That's the first step to recovery.
I have read so many comments from our poorly educated youth especially the guys.

They do not understand the concept as simple as it is.

All they are interested in is to shame the victim who i know personally...coincidentally.
CrimeRe: 3 Female Kidnappers Caught In Abuja And Stripped Unclad (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 7:09pm On Jun 27, 2019
grin

ALL yellow gals are pretty to a lot of African men.

As birthday gift to the OP...

I would recommend a dictionary for the OP to learn the meaning of BEAUTIFUL or

Glasses to see properly.

Beaurifu, my ass! angry

CrimeRe: Mother And Daughter Reported Assassin To Police For Failing To Perform by TheFacelessMan: 7:07pm On Jun 27, 2019
I was sued to Iganda Court for doing a "kill 2, get 1 free" bonanza.

I was explicitly instructed to kill the MEN i meet in the house.

I got in, knifed one and shot the other point blank.

I was feeling generous so i killed the lady present as well.... free of charge.

Turns out that my client wanted to marry her after killing her hubby and son.

The End
CrimeRe: How We Smashed Robbery Gang In Ikire – OPC (Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 10:37am On Jun 27, 2019
kemicalreaction:
[s][/s] Dumbo, you should stick to romance section where you insult the girls and type olosho like a mentally deranged fool. Topics like this are beyond your intelligence quotient, you should stay by the sideline and watch, while saner minds contribute. cool
Don't mind the cr3tin called IamD18.

He tried chauvinism but he was too stupid and gals disgraced him thoroughly.

He then changed his moniker to F hoping to find fagg0ts like him.

Now, Yoruba bashing is next in his failure-ridden pathetic life.
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Meets Mike Pence, American Vice President (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 6:47am On Jun 27, 2019
Corrosiveman:
Errand boy
Your entire generations past, present and future COMBINED can NEVER achieve what he has.
PoliticsRe: Why Biafra Will Never Work. by TheFacelessMan: 4:47am On Jun 27, 2019
JubrilBuhari:
Check his username!
Afonja head slamming coward posting about Biafra at 3am!
They are still having sleepless nights over Biafra!

5 most worshiped dieties in Afonja land
1. Biafra
2. Igbos
3. Igbo girls
4. Ojukwu
5. Ogun.
cheesy grin
If you are not as daft as your father and you could actually read...

You would see he's a yeebow boy like you who is so obsessed by Yorubas he took a Yoruba username.
TravelRe: Airlines Must Indicate The Exact Number Of Luggage Checked-in By Passengers-FAAN by TheFacelessMan: 6:57pm On Jun 26, 2019
grin

God knows the truth but i DON'T believe that girl was framed....

Good move all the same.
CelebritiesRe: First Ever Footage Of A Live Giant Squid Living In US Water, 3000+ Ft Below by TheFacelessMan: 6:40pm On Jun 26, 2019
Many years back, i had an encounter with the giant squid.

This is a true story of survival from the beast from the deep...
FamilyRe: Please help save my mom's life (graphic photos) by TheFacelessMan: 2:09am On Jun 26, 2019
A lot of Nigerians are kind-hearted but gullible.

Frankly speaking, anyone who comes to solicit this kind of support without CONCRETE evidence should be ignored.

It's disgusting anyone would concoct this kind of story to swindle people.

@ OP, heartless people like you eventually go into money rituals. You can do anything for money.

Unfortunately with this kind of cheating mindset, you would ALWAYS go to desperate lengths to get it and still be poor. Jail might be your ultimate destination if you continue on this path.

Your dishonesty is blocking people with genuine need. You would be unpleasantly surprised at your punishment.

Continue!
EducationRe: Video Of Nigerian Prof. Austin Nwagbara That Made Ghana Sack Him by TheFacelessMan: 9:14pm On Jun 25, 2019
germanized:
No insider will leak that. Probably a Ghanaian who posed as a Nigerian. Definitely Ghanaians can mimic the Nigerian accent and they must have their own intelligence officers stationed in strategic places... The more u look the less u see...
I am shocked that you were the only one who saw it from this perspective.

The other Nigerians were typically stupidly pointing fingers at other tribes.

That voice was sounded very Ghanaian, and probably was an intelligence officer.

I read over 200 comments and i am surprised very few saw it from this angle. WOW
CrimeRe: Uwaoma Ifeanyi: Man Killed Hours After He Returned from Turkey by TheFacelessMan: 8:53pm On Jun 25, 2019
islandmoon:
why did you go to the kidnappers den? your mate are here hiding in Lagos doing their business peacefully! too bad...
Oops lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Raunchy Photos From Rick Ross’ Ex-fiancee Lira Galore In Santorini by TheFacelessMan: 8:44pm On Jun 25, 2019
I.... I....am.... speechless!
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Bags 35 Years In Ilorin by TheFacelessMan: 8:35pm On Jun 25, 2019
35 years ! Without option of fine! shocked

Even if the "Day and Night" rule of prison terms is true....

He would be locked up for 17 years +!

WOW!.
CelebritiesRe: Meraiah Ekeinde Graduates From Fashion Institute Of Design In Loss Angeles by TheFacelessMan: 8:21pm On Jun 25, 2019
angry

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 (of 82 pages)