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TheFacelessMan:


Some years back, I was a mercenary in an exam....

For at least 23 hours daily, all i thought of was Fatima Abdullah.

She was extremely beautiful.... extremely dull too.

She expertly manipulated me into sitting for her in Physics 101 exams.

We were already seated in the Hall when stern looking Professor Arowojobe walked in like Death, Itself.

If you check "SADIST" in the dictionary, i am sure his passport photo is there.

He started calling everyone by name and you had to stand up.

"Chinedu Okadigbo"..... "Olaide Ademola"....

"Fatima Abdullah "

"FATIMA ABDULLAH "

There was graveyard silence.

I am as masculine as they come. From voice to facial hair.

How do i pass off as a woman?!

Prof Arowojobe looked like a wolf in Ramadan


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So.... i heard Arowojobe calling for security backup and i knew i had to dash for it!

I ran headlong and slammed into Arowojobe...catching him by surprise.

Out of the corner of my eyes... i saw 2 guards in hot pursuit. One huge one had blocked my only route of escape - the staircase


"Heyyyyy...HEYYYY you!" I heard them shout behind me as they closed the distance between us..

I was in my final year, 500 Level Engineering. If caught, i was screwed


They had blocked all possible avenues to escape except ONE.

I took it. I jumped from the 4 storey building

Maybe it took only 3 seconds, but it seemed like 3 lifetimes as i sailed through the air...

I hurtled through tree branches at 100miles / hour....the red muddy ground rushing at me

I heard the audible crack of my ankle giving way under my weight


There i was ....helpless when they came for me.

The huge guard, quite unnecessarily jumped ontop me flattening me and i yelped out in pain.

EPILOGUE : Fatima denied all knowledge of me at the panel - she was pardoned. I was expelled for exam malpractices.


She got engaged to a rich Alhaji weeks after the incident and even had the balls to send me an invitation card to her wedding

"Let bygones be bygones, wish me well" her SMS said.

I am waiting at the reception hall right now, i have a gift for her.....

YES, i did BUY a GUN


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This story has a good ending...but it would be long

Shukuakukobambi:
You're the one who has been opening useless threads upon useless threads since February 23rd telling us how Fulani will deal with Tinubu and Yoruba starting from NGF and NASS election.

You've been opening useless threads telling us how buhari had abandoned June 12 declaration. I'm sure you'll still open another useless thread to celebrate when you hear that a Fulani driver splashes dirty water on Tinubu's house. That's how jobless, vengeful, bitter and evil you're.

Meanwhile, according to the NBS-UNDP report of October 2018, you're lying. See below.

https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/osun-now-has-the-lowest-poverty-rate-in-nigeria/2d2ft0c

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/poverty-more-endemic-in-north-west-nigeria-report/amp/

Give us the link to your own 'stats'

GEEBITE:
GEEBITE to his useless homosexual father:

Who has a low IQ now.Joking on an obvious image shows your brain is permanently tuned towards negativity.ASIWERE.

GEEBITE:
Obviously you need to go to specsavers not to notice they are in a boxing gym.

Bede2u:
we hyped him when he was relevant...his irrelevant yoruba moslem ass can fry right nw. Thank u

TheFacelessMan:


A goon once tried to strangle me on a military helicopter off the coast of Equatorial Guinea

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It was an ECOMOG top secret mission. Recently declassified.

That's why i can tell you the story.

I had been instructed by the dark goggled General to kill Captain Koroma at all cost.

I posed as a UN peacekeeper buying illegal diamonds.


Fat John Koroma was the Head of State. Corrupt as they come.

I got in the chopper with him and a bodyguard.

25,000 feet up, things started to unravel.

The weather that day was particularly hot and my make-up started to melt.... .

As the stern faced guard started drawing his gun and mouthing "IMPOST...."


I opened up the briefcase full of......

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In the ensuing chaos of Koroma trying to salvage his pension and his guard trying to ensure i wouldn't need mine....

I managed to grab the pilot by the neck and yank backwards.

He lost control and we all tumbled this way and that way.....


The wind whistling in our ears, money flying everywhere.

I was grabbed by Koroma and he squeezed me like a friendly Santa Claus in his bear like grip.

With that much adrenaline, your heartbeat spikes by 5 times normal rate.

I was fast losing consciousness and Koroma was turning me towards his guard so as to get a clear shot.

"Is this how i was going to die ? "

Koroma alive meant millions more will continue to die in the Civil War.

One last ditch effort and i desperately opened the latch to the door and jumped out.... dragging Koroma with me....


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Bede2u:
saraki the corrupt yoruba moslem? He is only celebrated in yoruba land...igbos dont give a shit about him.

Reference:
Interesting fellow but you allow racism blight you persona. Stay away from it.

gnykelly:
You are good

Brightology2:
I like what u posting but I don't know what it's

Malabo is the capital of Equatorial Guinea.

But also you might not understand what i write on if all you have killed in your life are mosquitoes.

Have you killed a chicken before ?

yomi007k:


Lol. Who u be seff?

A Bravoosi assassin.

donziggyman:
old movie but the movie no be here... The man wicked

rusher14:
Malabo or Bioko?

NaijaMutant:
You may have to die again soon

NaijaMutant:
Did you die