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TravelRe: Air Force Helicopter Crash-lands In Katsina by TheFacelessMan:
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A goon once tried to strangle me on a military helicopter off the coast of Equatorial Guinea

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It was an ECOMOG top secret mission. Recently declassified.

That's why i can tell you the story.

I had been instructed by the dark goggled General to kill Captain Koroma at all cost.

I posed as a UN peacekeeper buying illegal diamonds.


Fat John Koroma was the Head of State. Corrupt as they come.

I got in the chopper with him and a bodyguard.

25,000 feet up, things started to unravel.


The weather that day was particularly hot and my make-up started to melt.... shocked.

As the stern faced guard started drawing his gun and mouthing "IMPOST...." angry angry


I opened up the briefcase full of...... lipsrsealed

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In the ensuing chaos of Koroma trying to salvage his pension and his guard trying to ensure i wouldn't need mine....

I managed to grab the pilot by the neck and yank backwards.

He lost control and we all tumbled this way and that way.....


The wind whistling in our ears, money flying everywhere.

I was grabbed by Koroma and he squeezed me like a friendly Santa Claus in his bear like grip.

With that much adrenaline, your heartbeat spikes by 5 times normal rate.

I was fast losing consciousness and Koroma was turning me towards his guard so as to get a clear shot.

"Is this how i was going to die ? "

Koroma alive meant millions more will continue to die in the Civil War.

One last ditch effort and i desperately opened the latch to the door and jumped out.... dragging Koroma with me....
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CrimeRe: Pastor Adewuyi Adegoke ‘Kidnaps Self’, Demands N3m From Congregation (photos) by TheFacelessMan:
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CrimeRe: Romanian Immigrant Arrives UK On Friday, Steals On Saturday, Jailed On Monday by TheFacelessMan: 6:41pm On Jun 12, 2019
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Probably related to our brethren that bought tickets to steal in UAE grin grin cheesy

CelebritiesRe: Anthony Joshua And Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex Pictured Together by TheFacelessMan: 6:41pm On Jun 12, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Anthony Joshua And Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex Pictured Together by TheFacelessMan: 6:38pm On Jun 12, 2019
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Ma lo train, ma ya pishure kakiri

Translation: better go and train instead of taking pictures up and down.

Na so you dey flex wey fat man go panel beat you

Omoluabi come and take magic ring jare tongue

CrimeRe: Nigerian man arrested in India for smuggling 15 kg of drugs (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 5:34pm On Jun 12, 2019
Botfuss:
other countries of the world manage their diversity for better economy and all sorts. That’s not the case here. Rather it promotes tribalism which snowballs into the real world. We should curtail it by every means possible. Seun can help a lot in that respect.

By the way,thunder fire you too. Ire o
Whether diversity in Nigeria promotes tribalism or not...

That's not the issue. Criminals would ALWAYS be named and shamed.

It helps with profiling. They too should stay away from crime if they don't want to be abused.

I am a Yoruba and judging by the articles here, money rituals have become a problem and our royal fathers should address that.

Same way yeebows dominate prostitution and drug dealing plus a bit of rituals.

That's the bitter truth.
CrimeRe: SSS Arrests Social Media Users For Posting 'Inciting Materials' by TheFacelessMan: 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2019
SSS should arrest the animals who did this...

CrimeRe: Pregnant lady Holds Down A Man Who Hit Her With A Hoe In Abia State by TheFacelessMan: 4:29pm On Jun 12, 2019
Kai. grin
PoliticsRe: Ben Kalu Reacts To Exclusion Of South East From 9th NASS Leadership by TheFacelessMan: 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2019
“What the Igbos have thrived on over the years has been capitalizing and showcasing the weaknesses of their brothers, let us encourage others in every effort they make be it in business, politics or career development. Let us encourage one another to push from one level to another level."
CrimeRe: Nigerian man arrested in India for smuggling 15 kg of drugs (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:17pm On Jun 12, 2019
Aiyk2333:
Aiyk2333 to his useless homosexual father:

Is the problem with the tribe or their ability to afford going abroad?? what has it got to do with the tribe itself!!! ALOT more ibos are abroad doing legit business, all these wailing doesn't change anything cuz of them into it plus those with such prospects ain't looking for nothing on NL. Let's deal with our primary problems

When you finish crying and can reason clearly...

Give the phone to a smart person to interpret my message. It's for those with a minimum level of IQ.

You are exempted

CrimeRe: Nigerian man arrested in India for smuggling 15 kg of drugs (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:03pm On Jun 12, 2019
Botfuss:
There was a time nairaland stopped posting names of people like this. There was sanity on nairaland in those few weeks.


Now it’s back to status quo. To what end?promote tribalism?make more money?. Seun,you can do better than this. Stop posting names! It costs you nothing to do that.

Maybe most of you think this tribal wars end on nairaland,no it doesn’t.

To the topic,he has been caught. Let him face the music squarely. To all Nigerians abroad,you can do better than drugs,fraud and all other illegal businesses!!!!
Keep quiet!

Where in this world does any country hide the identity of criminals?

A set of people has been shown to commit 90-95% of crimes in diaspora, you are saying we shouldn't name them

CrimeRe: ₦9.1Billion, 117 Years Imprisonment, Britain's 'biggest Ever' Cocaine Bust(pics) by TheFacelessMan: 5:41am On Jun 12, 2019
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Do you guys want an original story ?

I have already written on one of my Coke adventures..


Kushercain. Thanks for the pix.

RomanceRe: Help! I Cum When Wearing Condom! by TheFacelessMan: 11:07pm On Jun 11, 2019
They call some "1 minute man"/men

You are a 0.5 second man
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CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Shehu Nura, Quantity Surveyor For Issuance Of Dud Cheque by TheFacelessMan: 11:02pm On Jun 11, 2019
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Some women dey try.

With this kin huge belly, you would be surprised at how pretty his GFs might be.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Government Is Driving Nigeria Towards Disaster & Instability — Obasanjo by TheFacelessMan: 10:07pm On Jun 11, 2019
Gandollaar:
Gandollaar to his useless homosexual father:

A faceless idiot cannot have a mind of his own nah
PoliticsRe: Saraki Congratulates Lawan, Omo-Agege, Femi Gbajabiamila, Idris Wase by TheFacelessMan: 9:40pm On Jun 11, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Dolapo Badmos Wears New Police Outfit In New Photos by TheFacelessMan:
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PoliticsRe: Buhari's Government Is Driving Nigeria Towards Disaster & Instability — Obasanjo by TheFacelessMan:
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Nairaland GeneralRe: 3 African Men Display Great Acrobatic Skills From Air by TheFacelessMan: 9:29pm On Jun 11, 2019
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I once showed off acrobatic skills jumping out of a plane without a parachute...
CelebritiesRe: Dolapo Badmos Wears New Police Outfit In New Photos by TheFacelessMan: 9:20pm On Jun 11, 2019
OKYEBOS:
Haha, them don carry am go Provost?
She don go offend those she no suppose offend.
All Husband of Okoroz permutations would soon finish, i always laugh when i see a different one.

I am still unsure of the "village people" one. It defies your usual nomenclature grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Man To Die By Hanging After Killing His Girlfriend In Yobe (Graphic Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2019
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PoliticsRe: See The Location Of Tinubu And Buhari While NASS Election Was Ongoing-photo by TheFacelessMan: 7:29pm On Jun 11, 2019
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CrimeRe: Unclad Lady Fights A Man Who Slept With Her Without Payment(photos) by TheFacelessMan:
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PoliticsRe: Senate Presidency: Five Reasons Why Lawan Defeated Ndume by TheFacelessMan: 7:09pm On Jun 11, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Senate Presidency: Five Reasons Why Lawan Defeated Ndume by TheFacelessMan: 7:07pm On Jun 11, 2019
6. The Jagaban Factor.

7. Buhari learning a harsh lesson from the previous foolish statement:

"I belong to everyone.......i belong to no one"
NYSCRe: NYSC To Married Female Corpers: Maiden Name To Be Replaced With Husband Surname by TheFacelessMan: 6:56pm On Jun 11, 2019
Mabpaine:
And if they divorce? Nigeria is the only country in the world choosing to waste the time of its youths on this kinda unproductive program..

this program makes us lazy except those who break the rules by ghosting which is an offence.. so it’s either you are productive by commiting an offence or be loyal to the Law and end up being lazy for a year.. *Spits*

NYSC is a good example of saying our Leaders (past/present) are not intellectual enough to lead us.

Majority of blacks are cursed with avarice anyways
You are not enlightened.

Google "compulsory military service " and get back to me.

Israel, Brazil and Sweden all do it, last time i checked.

Criticize with sense, next time.

Cc JohnsGhana. Don't mind him.
PoliticsRe: Femi Gbajabiamila Sworn-In As Speaker [photo] by TheFacelessMan:
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PoliticsRe: Lynda Chuba Ikpeazu Nominated Gbajabiamila For Speaker, Disobeying PDP by TheFacelessMan: 5:58pm On Jun 11, 2019
EazyMoh:
Remi Tinubu seconded Ekweramadu's nomination. undecided
Probably to ridicule him.

Na him no wan respect himself nah

PoliticsRe: NASS Election: A Wailer Officially Quit Politics - Photo by TheFacelessMan:
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PoliticsRe: NASS Election: A Wailer Officially Quit Politics - Photo by TheFacelessMan:

PoliticsRe: NASS Election: A Wailer Officially Quit Politics - Photo by TheFacelessMan:
Karemarealty288:
I hope they improve your draughted pocket condition. Cos I know Nigeria politics is about own pocket.
My pocket condition is far better than that your hopeless father can EVER dream of.

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