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TravelRe: Man Saved By His Seat Belt After Falling Off A Bridge In Ghastly Accident by TheFacelessMan: 3:18pm On Jun 11, 2019
embarassed

I lost control on the bridge in Kumasi, Ghana.

This is how i survived....
PoliticsRe: NASS Election: A Wailer Officially Quit Politics - Photo by TheFacelessMan:
grin
PoliticsRe: Ovie Omo-agege Wins Deputy Senate President by TheFacelessMan: 2:16pm On Jun 11, 2019
BakireBulmaker:
Nice

Ekweremadu is such a shameless man.

From deputy to Mark to deputy to Saraki (APC), to attempted deputy to Lawan (Saraki's former rival).

What a morally bankrupt political prostitute!
He just shows he's ever ready to be a Houseboy
RomanceRe: Man Who Nearly Died In Road Accident Weds One Of The Nurses Who Helped Him Recov by TheFacelessMan: 2:03pm On Jun 11, 2019
angry

Some years back during World War II i wed a nurse

I got shot severally during an Allied attack on Munchen.

My platoon commander had died within 5 minutes
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Lawan Sworn-In As Senate President With "79 Votes" [photos] by TheFacelessMan:
grin

Some will cry today
PoliticsRe: Deputy Senate President: Kalu Drops Ambition, Backs Omo-agege by TheFacelessMan: 7:17am On Jun 11, 2019
gbadexy:
The man is a shrewd politician. He probably has his eyes set on something better in the future.
He expects the party to remember his sacrifice and compensate him next time.
I have said it many times.

Orji Uzor Kalu is the smartest Igbo politician right now.

He will be the one to go the farthest in this current crop of SE politicians.

Maybe Vice President if he's lucky.

He's quietly selling the image he's mature and nationalistic.

He was smart enough to concede instead of going ahead and be ridiculed in defeat
CelebritiesRe: D'banj Receives GOAT Cap, Shoes As His 39th Birthday Gifts by TheFacelessMan: 8:48pm On Jun 10, 2019
Oluromantic:
That bearbear confirms he's a real goat
LOL i am surprised you are the first to mention it grin

He resemble EWURE well well grin
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Set To Wed, To Mark 29th Birthday With Wife by TheFacelessMan: 7:35pm On Jun 10, 2019
TheLogicalMind:
How do we know this is not Sarrki's real identity?
Or me wink
PoliticsRe: Governor Seyi Makinde And Adebo Ogundoyin, Speaker Of Oyo Pictured Together by TheFacelessMan: 5:24pm On Jun 10, 2019
VillagePipu:
My Speaker!!!
Shey Oko awon Okoro ni mo n ba sooro? grin
PoliticsRe: Governor Seyi Makinde And Adebo Ogundoyin, Speaker Of Oyo Pictured Together by TheFacelessMan: 5:11pm On Jun 10, 2019
grin

Pray for The Faceless Man of Nairaland.

He is also...... tongue

PoliticsRe: Adebo Ogundoyin Becomes Speaker Oyo Assembly At 32 Years (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 3:11pm On Jun 10, 2019
iammo:
Boss , seriously i personaly pledge campaign website and graphics design, we need someone up there from Nairaland. I know plenty people go like the idea.. me i am ready o, i fit spam campaign adverts for site a.ll day long.


If atleast 10 people on this platform support, they can bring ten to 15 more, and like that online awareness don set
"The person who Commissions"

That's it. Not running a campaign. Would be appointed.
PoliticsRe: Adebo Ogundoyin Becomes Speaker Oyo Assembly At 32 Years (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 1:54pm On Jun 10, 2019
iammo:
We got you boss, from campaign volunteers to voting. If them one do anyhow sef boys dey.. Alaye carry. Go Facelessman 2023, who no vote can enter lagoon
Lol. Wo boboyii mo n so 2019, you dey talk 2023.

There's some jostling in my state, i just might head....something.

If it works, would drop something here. A cryptic message...
PoliticsRe: Adebo Ogundoyin Becomes Speaker Oyo Assembly At 32 Years (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 1:36pm On Jun 10, 2019
iammo:
Ki lo kan mi ati yamree, alaye calm down
That "alaye calm down" stuff always make me laugh.

TheFacelessMan is gunning for political office too (serious note cool)
PoliticsRe: Just In: FG Declares June 12 Public Holiday by TheFacelessMan:
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Woman Cries Out As Herdsmen Destroy Her Crops With Their Cattle by TheFacelessMan: 5:31pm On Jun 09, 2019
Elemosho478:
South East is unpenetratable

I Urge everyone to disregard this news

Our Warriors is already on the matter

We will wipe off Fulani herdsmen from the face of Earth
Twitter battalion. Facebook Squadron.... Instagram Brigade...

PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:54pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Your grandfather was a beggar for Olusola, your father inherited the practice licking Bukola's yansh and now you want to serve the son.

Keep it up. We know your type

Kamaldeen Lawal born in 1994 and you still decided to be useless like your Dad. We will give you some hometraining as a Saraki slave be proud of your heritage.

I proved your asslicking and you said your father is a bastard if you can't prove my praise of Tinubu

So bark more
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:45pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Carmal90 to his useless father:
Typical of you...
I fail to check who I quoted..
I have made it a point not to quote a retard again.
Bless
Your grandfather was a beggar for Olusola, your father inherited the practice licking Bukola's yansh and now you want to serve the son.

Keep it up. We know your type


Kamaldeen Lawal born in 1994 and you still decided to be useless like your Dad. We will give you some hometraining as a Saraki slave be proud of your heritage.

I proved your asslicking and you said your father is a bastard if you can't prove my praise of Tinubu

So bark more
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:42pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Carmal90 to his useless father:
Typical of you...
I fail to check who I quoted..
I have made it a point not to quote a retard again.
Bless
Your grandfather was a beggar for Olusola, your father inherited the practice licking Bukola's yansh and now you want to serve the son.

Keep it up. We know your type
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:41pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Carmal90 to his useless fagg0t father:

I can not prove any evidence of tinubu asslicking yet i worship saraki like God.

What is wrong, why displaying your family lineage to the entire world?

I am afraid, if you can say this about your family,well
Bark more. Saraki asstonguer
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:38pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Carmal90 to his useless fagg0t father:

I can not prove any evidence of tinubu asslicking yet i worship saraki like God.

What is wrong, why displaying your family lineage to the entire world?
At last. You agree your father is the bastard.
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:36pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Carmal90 to his useless father and grandfather:


My grandfather was a beggar for Olusola, my father inherited the practice licking Bukola's yansh and now i, Carmal90 will always serve the son.
Show me where i sang praises of Tinubu if your father isn't a bastard.

I am not like your father nah.

Only hopeless beings can worship fellow mortals.
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:31pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Carmal90 to his useless father and grandfather:


My grandfather was a beggar for Olusola, my father inherited the practice licking Bukola's yansh and now i, Carmal90 will always serve the son.

.
LOL. He pain am

How useless can a human being be ?

Have some ambitions in life, not licking yansh like your pa.

PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:25pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Carmal90 to his useless father:
Typical of you...
I fail to check who I quoted..
I have made it a point not to quote a retard again.
Bless
Your grandfather was a beggar for Olusola, your father inherited the practice licking Bukola's yansh and now you want to serve the son.

Keep it up. We know your type
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 12:19pm On Jun 09, 2019
Carmal90:
Lies...
You have an established reputation as a Saraki ass cleaner.

In fact you swore on your life he would win again and abused who thought otherwise.

Many ilorin residents have made the remark. I don't have time for sycophants...


Go and beg him for more amala

CelebritiesRe: D’banj Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today, With Adorable Photos! by TheFacelessMan: 8:33am On Jun 09, 2019
"Suddenly suddenly suddenly."

Niyi, my neighbour didn't allow me rest till i fell in love with the song.
Christianity EtcRe: Are You Truly Serving God? by TheFacelessMan: 8:29am On Jun 09, 2019
angry

YES, by reducing the World's population.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MemorableBlissfulKissingbug-size_restricted.gif

Check my stories
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 8:26am On Jun 09, 2019
Pappyto:
Tell me a story.
Your stories dey always burst my brain.
shocked shocked shocked

BURST your brains ? You have never been a target of mine, far as i know.

I am a retired assassin. cool
CrimeRe: Heroics: Husband Disarmed An Armed Robber, While His Gang Members Flee In Abuja by TheFacelessMan: 8:24am On Jun 09, 2019
This sounds like one of my stories... angry
CrimeRe: My Friend's Dad Is Missing Kindly Help Us Broadcast by TheFacelessMan: 8:23am On Jun 09, 2019
I pray he's found safely.
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Sits On The Floor At Emir Of Ilorin's Palace (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 7:50am On Jun 09, 2019
cheesy
CrimeRe: We Can Hack Into Any Account, Even If Phone Is Locked - 31-Year-Old Suspect by TheFacelessMan:
shocked

Many years back, i tracked a hacker to Petronas Towers, Malaysia.

This is how i "SHUT him DOWN"

Alex Viduka was a computer genius who infiltrated and almost bankrupted 3 banks in South East Asia.

I wouldn't bore you with the technical details BUT

Viduka had emptied their vaults of €300 million at least! shocked

A jail term wouldn't be sufficient i was told....

"Delete him, empty the recycle bin" were my exact instructions
PoliticsRe: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 7:12am On Jun 09, 2019
ojobek:
This write up must be writing by:
WRITTEN *

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