Travel › Re: Nigeria High Commission In London To Mail Passports To Applicants by TheFacelessMan: 8:12pm On Jun 25, 2019*. Modified: 8:51pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
Just2endowed2: Like to visit that country..... How can I start Check here on Nairaland. Many have gone there before, just search. I actually visited Zanzibar based on some recommendations i saw here. |
Romance › Re: Oil Meets Defence In Amazing Pre Wedding Photos by TheFacelessMan: 8:10pm On Jun 25, 2019*. Modified: 8:26pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
Military uniform looks great on most folks. Ladies especially. 
I once saw a very pretty female officer as i was rushing to meet a flight in Lagos.
I guess the 25k i was going to lose was more than the physical attraction i had for her.
This is the only unsuccessful mission of the faceless man  |
Romance › Re: Oil Meets Defence In Amazing Pre Wedding Photos by TheFacelessMan: 8:07pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
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Celebrities › Re: Airplane Seat: Wole Soyinka To Mo Abudu - "This Was What Happened" by TheFacelessMan: 7:57pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
Amujale: Impressive.
however can you use the image of black/brown/bronze people in your depictions. Cheers!
LOL. Thanks. I like the small font for the corrections too. So as not to seem overtly critical. Nice of you Unfortunately, the GIFs are not made to order. I remembered the parachute scene in Moonraker and that was the first thing that came to my head. Anyways, i am the Faceless Man. I have been Mongoloid, Caucasian, Negroid at different times  |
Celebrities › Re: Airplane Seat: Wole Soyinka To Mo Abudu - "This Was What Happened" by TheFacelessMan: 7:40pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
olasunkanmimart: Hmmm Osogbo weed is not good for you bro... Ibadan TramadOL is DULLing you  |
Celebrities › Re: Airplane Seat: Wole Soyinka To Mo Abudu - "This Was What Happened" by TheFacelessMan: 7:33pm On Jun 25, 2019*. Modified: 8:39pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
This is the TRUTH.... nothing but the absolute truth.
I jumped from a plane without a parachute holding Wole Soyinka!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AncientEvenIberianmidwifetoad-size_restricted.gif
I was listening to my Fuji Music, eyes closed shaking my head to the beat...  There i was...lost to the world when i felt a gentle tap...then an impatient one on my shoulder. I looked up and i saw an elderly gentleman with a snow-white Afro. "Will you kindly levitate out of my already appropriated seat and teleport elsewhere?"  I didn't understand half of what he said... so i ignored him. Next thing i know..... [img] https://i./KNPX.gif[/img] I started rising angrily to fight.
That wasn't so smart.
I had the seat belt on so before i stood up, he had already landed 5 ...no 6 hard punches.
My eyes were already swollen and i burst into tears. 
I am 29, my ass was being kicked by an 89 year old 
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Business › Re: Sayyu Dantata Flying His $2m Helicopter To His Office (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:45pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
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Business › Re: Sayyu Dantata Flying His $2m Helicopter To His Office (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:42pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
I remember the look(s) on the faces of my colleagues when i brought a submarine to work  |
Crime › Re: My Father Disvirgined Me, Raped My Sisters For 9 Years 16-year-old Girl by TheFacelessMan: 7:47am On Jun 25, 2019 |
Chukwuma.... Hmmm...say NO to name checking  |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Seen Or Heard Of Hausa Twins Or Albino? by TheFacelessMan: 7:37am On Jun 25, 2019*. Modified: 11:25am On Jun 25, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Lady Beats Man For Not Paying After Sex (See Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:57pm On Jun 24, 2019 |
 Yam legs + Prostitution = X
X = Ogechi / Chidinma / Ngozi 
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Crime › Re: Nigerian man handed 30yrs jail term for drug trafficking in Tanzania by TheFacelessMan: 8:31am On Jun 24, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: My Predecessor Spent N2.3bn On Burial In Five Months – Bauchi Gov by TheFacelessMan: 8:25am On Jun 24, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: My Predecessor Spent N2.3bn On Burial In Five Months – Bauchi Gov by TheFacelessMan: 6:43am On Jun 24, 2019 |

Bauchi is cursed with terrible leaders.
When Yuguda took over from Muazu, Bauchi folks spoke about how greedy Muazu was....the billions he stole...
Not knowing Yuguda was even worse. Halfway into his tenure, people were clamouring for Muazu.
He became a Saint - that was how bad Yuguda was.
By the time this Abubakar was in power, they saw he was much worse than even Yuguda.
So bad that they would rather vote Bala who is plagued with corruption trials.
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Sports › Re: Cameroon Accuse FIFA Of Racism Over VAR - Players Cry At Half-time by TheFacelessMan: 10:42pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
Gratefulheart01: No story today? . Seems you've depleted your well of creativity. You sound blank these days. I wrote at least 50 stories in less than a week. Most under 2 mins. I write when i please. Being rude wouldn't change that. |
Sports › Re: Cameroon Accuse FIFA Of Racism Over VAR - Players Cry At Half-time by TheFacelessMan: 10:35pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
[quote author=tstx post=79613292][/quote]Kiss mein black azz!  |
Sports › Re: Cameroon Accuse FIFA Of Racism Over VAR - Players Cry At Half-time by TheFacelessMan: 10:31pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
I am almost 60 years old but that tall slim girl had some Viagra-like effects on me 
Exhibit : Picture 2
Let me do my own VAR.
Confirmed. No. 6, Johnson did something to my Johnson 
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 8 Abnormal Job Interview Responses by TheFacelessMan: 10:20pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
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Phones › Re: The Worst Phone U Have Ever Used And Will Never Recommend by TheFacelessMan: 8:25pm On Jun 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:18am On Jul 27, 2019 |
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Sports › Re: Andy Ruiz: Anthony Joshua Is Not Good At Boxing And 'I Will Beat Him In Rematch by TheFacelessMan: 4:20pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Marry Me, Or I Die, Says Lady Arraigned For Breach Of Peace by TheFacelessMan: 4:10pm On Jun 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:19am On Jul 27, 2019 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Woman Selling Spare Part In Ghana Attacked By Ghanaians by TheFacelessMan: 4:07pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
fuckingAyaya: God please don't let me be a Nigerian in my next life Well. He might answer and make you Somalian, Iraqi or Afghan. |
Politics › Re: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 4:01pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
Asour: Ok. What's Cash down? Paid out of pocket... |
Politics › Re: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 2:36pm On Jun 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:21am On Jul 27, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 2:35pm On Jun 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:19am On Jul 27, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Security Aides Running After Gbajabiamila's Car Inside Rain (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 2:23pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
Chubhie: Dear comrade TheFacelessMan, Are you telling me that in this day and age, you still depend on your babalawo for weather forecasts? Use umbrellas when mafia grade raincoats to make them look more deadly are available? I will charge you henceforth for consultation if you dont stop the mental drag. Well. Charge your father first. Hope he is less dumb though. |
Politics › Re: Security Aides Running After Gbajabiamila's Car Inside Rain (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 1:36pm On Jun 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:20am On Jul 27, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 1:31pm On Jun 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:20am On Jul 27, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 1:31pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
Asour: Wow! I really like Hopkins. Probably due to Bloomberg. If you don't mind my asking what course did you seek? Epidemiology/ Public health |
Celebrities › Re: "Pretty Little Thing" - Fade Ogunro Flaunts Her Banging Bikini Body (PHOTOS) by TheFacelessMan: 11:05am On Jun 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:21am On Jul 27, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 11:02am On Jun 23, 2019 |
Hotfreezers: To look like who? Yamiri lasan lasan?
Lmaooooo Long time chief. Too many 2020 bans for my twin brothers.  |