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TravelRe: Nigeria High Commission In London To Mail Passports To Applicants by TheFacelessMan:
Just2endowed2:
Like to visit that country..... How can I start
Check here on Nairaland. Many have gone there before, just search.

I actually visited Zanzibar based on some recommendations i saw here.
RomanceRe: Oil Meets Defence In Amazing Pre Wedding Photos by TheFacelessMan:
Military uniform looks great on most folks. Ladies especially. kiss

I once saw a very pretty female officer as i was rushing to meet a flight in Lagos.

I guess the 25k i was going to lose was more than the physical attraction i had for her.

This is the only unsuccessful mission of the faceless man cry
RomanceRe: Oil Meets Defence In Amazing Pre Wedding Photos by TheFacelessMan: 8:07pm On Jun 25, 2019
cool
CelebritiesRe: Airplane Seat: Wole Soyinka To Mo Abudu - "This Was What Happened" by TheFacelessMan: 7:57pm On Jun 25, 2019
Amujale:
Impressive.

however can you use the image of black/brown/bronze people in your depictions.
Cheers!
LOL. Thanks. I like the small font for the corrections too. So as not to seem overtly critical. Nice of you

Unfortunately, the GIFs are not made to order. I remembered the parachute scene in Moonraker and that was the first thing that came to my head.

Anyways, i am the Faceless Man. I have been Mongoloid, Caucasian, Negroid at different times grin
CelebritiesRe: Airplane Seat: Wole Soyinka To Mo Abudu - "This Was What Happened" by TheFacelessMan: 7:40pm On Jun 25, 2019
olasunkanmimart:
Hmmm Osogbo weed is not good for you bro...
Ibadan TramadOL is DULLing you wink
CelebritiesRe: Airplane Seat: Wole Soyinka To Mo Abudu - "This Was What Happened" by TheFacelessMan:
angry

This is the TRUTH.... nothing but the absolute truth.

I jumped from a plane without a parachute holding Wole Soyinka! shocked

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AncientEvenIberianmidwifetoad-size_restricted.gif

I was listening to my Fuji Music, eyes closed shaking my head to the beat... kiss


There i was...lost to the world when i felt a gentle tap...then an impatient one on my shoulder.

I looked up and i saw an elderly gentleman with a snow-white Afro.

"Will you kindly levitate out of my already appropriated seat and teleport elsewhere?" angry

I didn't understand half of what he said... so i ignored him.

Next thing i know.....

[img]https://i./KNPX.gif[/img]

I started rising angrily to fight.

That wasn't so smart.

I had the seat belt on so before i stood up, he had already landed 5 ...no 6 hard punches.

My eyes were already swollen and i burst into tears. cry

I am 29, my ass was being kicked by an 89 year old cry

BusinessRe: Sayyu Dantata Flying His $2m Helicopter To His Office (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:45pm On Jun 25, 2019
condemn:
For dream
It is a true wink
BusinessRe: Sayyu Dantata Flying His $2m Helicopter To His Office (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 4:42pm On Jun 25, 2019
I remember the look(s) on the faces of my colleagues when i brought a submarine to work cool
CrimeRe: My Father Disvirgined Me, Raped My Sisters For 9 Years 16-year-old Girl by TheFacelessMan: 7:47am On Jun 25, 2019
Chukwuma....

Hmmm...say NO to name checking cool
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Seen Or Heard Of Hausa Twins Or Albino? by TheFacelessMan:
Hotfreezers:
Depends on the head.

An empty head like that of your father costs less than a cube of Maggi.
Devastating knockout...

[img]https://media1./images/c044c993d4a08bb5d821c36df500b435/tenor.gif?itemid=8232447[/img]

agadez007 would be regretting he took after his imbecilic Pa who didn't give him hometraining. cheesy
RomanceRe: Lady Beats Man For Not Paying After Sex (See Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:57pm On Jun 24, 2019
grin

Yam legs + Prostitution = X

X = Ogechi / Chidinma / Ngozi grin

CrimeRe: Nigerian man handed 30yrs jail term for drug trafficking in Tanzania by TheFacelessMan: 8:31am On Jun 24, 2019
cool
PoliticsRe: My Predecessor Spent N2.3bn On Burial In Five Months – Bauchi Gov by TheFacelessMan: 8:25am On Jun 24, 2019
DWJOBScom:
Please share a link for Bala’s corruption trails. It’s actually a sad one for that state
https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/bala-mohammed-efcc-seizes-14-properties-traced-to-ex-fct-minister-and-son/bmeqj9q

It's really sad for the State. Despite claims that Muazu embezzled billions, he's been deified due to the dismal quality of his successors
PoliticsRe: My Predecessor Spent N2.3bn On Burial In Five Months – Bauchi Gov by TheFacelessMan: 6:43am On Jun 24, 2019
cheesy

Bauchi is cursed with terrible leaders.

When Yuguda took over from Muazu, Bauchi folks spoke about how greedy Muazu was....the billions he stole...

Not knowing Yuguda was even worse. Halfway into his tenure, people were clamouring for Muazu.

He became a Saint - that was how bad Yuguda was.

By the time this Abubakar was in power, they saw he was much worse than even Yuguda.

So bad that they would rather vote Bala who is plagued with corruption trials.
SportsRe: Cameroon Accuse FIFA Of Racism Over VAR - Players Cry At Half-time by TheFacelessMan: 10:42pm On Jun 23, 2019
Gratefulheart01:
No story today? grin.
Seems you've depleted your well of creativity. You sound blank these days.
I wrote at least 50 stories in less than a week. Most under 2 mins.

I write when i please. Being rude wouldn't change that.
SportsRe: Cameroon Accuse FIFA Of Racism Over VAR - Players Cry At Half-time by TheFacelessMan: 10:35pm On Jun 23, 2019
[quote author=tstx post=79613292][/quote]Kiss mein black azz! angry
SportsRe: Cameroon Accuse FIFA Of Racism Over VAR - Players Cry At Half-time by TheFacelessMan: 10:31pm On Jun 23, 2019
angry

I am almost 60 years old but that tall slim girl had some Viagra-like effects on me shocked

Exhibit : Picture 2


Let me do my own VAR.

Confirmed. No. 6, Johnson did something to my Johnson
angry

Jobs/VacanciesRe: 8 Abnormal Job Interview Responses by TheFacelessMan: 10:20pm On Jun 23, 2019
angry

PhonesRe: The Worst Phone U Have Ever Used And Will Never Recommend by TheFacelessMan:
cry
SportsRe: Andy Ruiz: Anthony Joshua Is Not Good At Boxing And 'I Will Beat Him In Rematch by TheFacelessMan: 4:20pm On Jun 23, 2019
grin
CrimeRe: Marry Me, Or I Die, Says Lady Arraigned For Breach Of Peace by TheFacelessMan:
sad

CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Selling Spare Part In Ghana Attacked By Ghanaians by TheFacelessMan: 4:07pm On Jun 23, 2019
fuckingAyaya:
God please don't let me be a Nigerian in my next life
Well. He might answer and make you Somalian, Iraqi or Afghan.
PoliticsRe: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 4:01pm On Jun 23, 2019
Asour:
Ok. What's Cash down?
Paid out of pocket...
PoliticsRe: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan:
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan:
cry
PoliticsRe: Security Aides Running After Gbajabiamila's Car Inside Rain (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 2:23pm On Jun 23, 2019
Chubhie:
Dear comrade TheFacelessMan, Are you telling me that in this day and age, you still depend on your babalawo for weather forecasts? Use umbrellas when mafia grade raincoats to make them look more deadly are available? I will charge you henceforth for consultation if you dont stop the mental drag.
Well. Charge your father first. Hope he is less dumb though.
PoliticsRe: Security Aides Running After Gbajabiamila's Car Inside Rain (Photos) by TheFacelessMan:
...

PoliticsRe: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan:
cry
PoliticsRe: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 1:31pm On Jun 23, 2019
Asour:
Wow! I really like Hopkins. Probably due to Bloomberg. If you don't mind my asking what course did you seek?
Epidemiology/ Public health
CelebritiesRe: "Pretty Little Thing" - Fade Ogunro Flaunts Her Banging Bikini Body (PHOTOS) by TheFacelessMan:
cry
PoliticsRe: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by TheFacelessMan: 11:02am On Jun 23, 2019
Hotfreezers:
To look like who?
Yamiri lasan lasan?

Lmaooooo
Long time chief. Too many 2020 bans for my twin brothers. grin

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