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 Politics › Re: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 7:09am On Jun 09, 2019 |
dazzlingd:Yes chief. It is really sad. I wrote 4 - 5 sentences .... Yet, shockingly he didn't understand ! Don't be surprised if he claims he "graduated" from somewhere. I was reasoning better even in Nursery school. WOW! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 6:55am On Jun 09, 2019*. Modified: 7:17am On Jun 09, 2019 |
Lightening:Read my message SLOWLY. Show where i mentioned Buhari. I am not surprised about your dad. It shows. My condolences 15 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Hauwa Suntai Danba & Ahmed Jarman: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Ex-Taraba Governor Wife by TheFacelessMan: 6:53am On Jun 09, 2019 |
Lol. The guy looks very scared to me  2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 6:44am On Jun 09, 2019 |
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| Politics › Re: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 6:42am On Jun 09, 2019*. Modified: 12:48pm On Jun 09, 2019 |
Livefreeordieha:Where did i mention Tinubu ? My posts are meant for people with a minimum level of IQ not like Carmal90, Saraki's asslicker. You shouldn't be angry you couldn't grasp my message as simple as it was. Point out the achievements Saraki has in Kwara that "paid media propaganda" destroyed. 38 Likes 4 Shares
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| Politics › Re: As Saraki Goes Into Political Purgatory by TheFacelessMan: 6:31am On Jun 09, 2019*. Modified: 8:29am On Jun 09, 2019 |
Let no one tell you different.. The Negro can't do anything in Kwara State again. Federal maybe, but his State, his base...Game over! Anyone who has been to Kwara or resided there will know FG didn't rig him out or manipulate any results 50 Likes 8 Shares |
| Politics › Re: APC Endorses Omo Agege As Deputy Senate President by TheFacelessMan: 6:23pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Stray Bullet Enters A Lady's House In Ipaja, Lagos (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 11:40am On Jun 08, 2019 |
 Same way a stray bomb entered a target's mouth 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Rivers State Cultists Sign Peace Accord To End Killings (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 2:14pm On Jun 05, 2019 |
Peace treaties mean nothing. I taught the Gambino Family a lesson they would NEVER forget. In my days as an enforcer for La Cosa Nostra.... 12 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Gianni Infantino re-elected as FIFA president by TheFacelessMan: 2:09pm On Jun 05, 2019 |
"GIANNI".....reminds me of Gianluigi Morricone, a Mafia Boss i hit in Sicily. This is a true story of crime, drugs and eventually murder 5 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Buckingham Palace Ballroom Where President Trump Dined With The Queen(Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 6:04am On Jun 05, 2019 |
Wiseandtrue:Oya, open your mouth, let me throw you a ball of Eba.  [img]https://media./images/56ddf2f0223e245a5c4e0d2a5bbabef9/tenor.gif[/img] 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: WAEC 2019 Job Recruitment (25 Positions) by TheFacelessMan: 12:30pm On Jun 04, 2019 |
derealj:Many years back, i took a gun to a WAEC center. This is how it went down... 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Career › Re: Toyosi Ogunseye Elected Vice-president Of World Editors Forum by TheFacelessMan: 7:39pm On Jun 03, 2019 |
zeromeridian: 2 Likes
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| Sports › Re: Six Boxing Greats Who Regained The Heavyweight Title by TheFacelessMan: 11:42am On Jun 03, 2019*. Modified: 12:06pm On Jun 03, 2019 |
7. The FacelessMan. I was an underrated Heavyweight back in the 60s It was my chance at global stardom. I trained like my life depended on it. I squared up against James "Lights out" Toney. Undisputed champion and rated the best pound-for-pound fighter. Round 1 started at the Madison Square Garden and Toney set out throwing jabs, hooks left and right. [img]https://i./IycP.gif[/img] I bobbed and weaved, dodging his head shots He was tiring out quickly. I had absorbed all the body shots. I started taunting him. I was already leading on all the judges' scorecards. 3 belts on the line! [img]https:///media/6-03-2019/g1nmTQ.gif[/img] "Come at me, punk!" Next thing i know, i saw his right fist coming at 200mph and..... [img]https://usatthebiglead.files./2013/08/daniel-jacobs-giovanni-lorenzo-face.gif?w=640[/img] "LIGHTS OUT!!!!" PS - Even if they had counted to 100, i wouldn't have stood up because i woke in the hospital 3 days later. Stay tuned for the rematch! 93 Likes 7 Shares |
| Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Stops Angry Dad From Clashing With Hearn Over Defeat by TheFacelessMan: 11:24am On Jun 03, 2019 |
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| Travel › Re: Cruise Ship Out Of Control Ploughs Into Tourist Boat In Venice by TheFacelessMan: 11:16am On Jun 03, 2019 |
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| Crime › Re: Sea Turned Red With Hundreds Of Whales Killed In Faroe Islands by TheFacelessMan: 11:31am On Jun 02, 2019*. Modified: 2:49pm On Jun 02, 2019 |
Many years back when i was still a spiritual person... Back in the days when men were men... I put my rod in the Sea and water turned into blood. |
| Travel › Re: US Now Seeking Social Media Details From All Visa Applicants by TheFacelessMan: 12:06am On Jun 02, 2019 |
They want to kidnap The Faceless Man and Extract every single story from him. CHINEKE! 28 Likes 1 Share
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| Crime › Re: 35-year-old Security Man Defiles His 12-year-old Stepdaughter In Imo(photos) by TheFacelessMan: 10:10pm On Jun 01, 2019 |
Enugupikin:Say NO to tribalism. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool : All You Need To Know About Champions League Final by TheFacelessMan: 10:07pm On Jun 01, 2019 |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool : All You Need To Know About Champions League Final by TheFacelessMan: 12:16pm On Jun 01, 2019*. Modified: 10:07pm On Jun 01, 2019 |
All you need to know : Liverpool will win. Klopp will get his Champions League Gold medal. Liverpool 2 v Tottenham 0 TheFacelessMan calls it!  27 Likes |
| Crime › Re: John Chukwudi: Delta Polytechnic Staff Shot Six Times By Gunmen (Graphic photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:55am On Jun 01, 2019*. Modified: 10:36am On Jun 01, 2019 |
I have a good story....but i would not tell it out of respect to the deceased. RIP lordskid:Truly a kiddo. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Doctor Reveals How He Saved A Man’s Life During His Flight To Lagos by TheFacelessMan: 6:04am On Jun 01, 2019 |
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| Crime › Re: Doctor Reveals How He Saved A Man’s Life During His Flight To Lagos by TheFacelessMan: 6:04am On Jun 01, 2019 |
PART 3: Breath whistling harshly and raggedly between clenched teeth, I knelt in front of her like I was proposing marriage. One hand was clenching my belly, the other supporting myself on a chair so as not to lose balance, I looked up at her through one eye. The other eye was already swollen shut, my face red and throbbing….tears streaming from the both eyes. The other passengers had been “UHHHing and AHHHHing” at our brief one-sided boxing match but they suddenly fell silent probably waiting for the coup de grace. I knew I was out-matched. She probably weighed 70kg soaking wet but each punch weighed at least 100kg. I spat out a loose bloody molar from my mouth and got even more evidence I stood no chance. I jumped up and slammed both palms on the release buttons of luggage compartments on both sides. Boxes flew out and a big one pushed Rachel off-balance. Another broke open and at least 50 granny panties spilled out I grabbed a handful of these panties and jammed them into the nose of the Turban wearing Sheikh in 14C. He probably didn’t like what he smelt because he stood up furiously probably to protest. All the passengers had erupted in a frenzy trying to save their valuables! I grabbed an Alfred Dunhill Century (perfume) that had rolled under a chair, balanced it on my hand a split second before a rock hard body slammed into me from behind. Bukar was a little too late because I cocked my hand back and threw the perfume bottle at the nearest window!.....
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| Crime › Re: Doctor Reveals How He Saved A Man’s Life During His Flight To Lagos by TheFacelessMan: 6:03am On Jun 01, 2019 |
PART 2: My eyes popped open and I saw Bukar slowly pulling a truncheon from his trousers, advancing like I was a tiger in a cage. I jumped up and turned to run towards the back of the plane. Was that my plan B? You would ask. But I sure as hell wasn’t going to run into the arms of Bukar. He was huge and could obviously crush me easily. Suddenly, I saw that Bukar was not the only undercover agent on the plane. Rachel had dropped all pretense and she was blocking the rear. I immediately chose the lesser evil. Pretty girl vs Black Gorilla ? Yes, you guessed right! I ran to the back. This wasn’t time to be a gentleman. I would beat her silly and use her as a hostage to get out of this mess. I was nearly upon her when her right fist shot out at the speed of lightning. “POW, POW” What tha ?? [img]https://usatthebiglead.files./2013/08/daniel-jacobs-giovanni-lorenzo-face.gif?w=640[/img] Half of my face exploded in pain and before my brain could even process what was happening, her left hook to my stomach sucked all the air in me. Very very far away, in slow motion, I dropped to one knee…… 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Doctor Reveals How He Saved A Man’s Life During His Flight To Lagos by TheFacelessMan: 6:02am On Jun 01, 2019 |
PART 1 How I brought the drugs onto the plane is a story for another day. But I had an aging mother, a materialistic wife and an ever-hungry dog to feed. I had a gambling habit as well and so I agreed to ferry the COKE to Brazil for a sum of $15,000 which is 5.4 million in this Buhari “CHANGI” Regime . [img]https://i./Nc8O.gif[/img] I got on Nigerian Airways at 12 noon en route Rio Di Janeiro after the usual delays and postponements. A very pretty hostess, “RACHEL”, her name-tag read ushered me to 15C aisle seat. Our eyes met, a teasing smile on her lips and I thought “In another world, at another time” I settled down in my seat waiting for take-off, marveling at how easy it was to beat Nigerian Immigrations. A minute into the pre-flight safety instructions by RACHEL, a male hostess cancel host named “BUKAR” walked from behind and whispered into her ears. She nodded and walked to the rear of the plane presumably to get refreshments. As she passed by me, she gave me a deep, undressing look. Like she wanted to give me an X-RAY. BUKAR was tall & bulky, rather too ugly and unfriendly looking to be in public service. I lost interest hearing him drone on and on. I closed my eyes…. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PracticalDismalIcelandichorse-small.gif Just as the plane took off, I heard a booming voice from the front of the plane say: “Mr Chukwu-something 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Joseph Mayowa, LASPOTECH Student Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Jilted Him by TheFacelessMan: 5:14pm On May 31, 2019 |
sonofElElyon:I actually take a conscious effort to keep my language clean...but look at R rated movies. When you are writing about PG 18 stuff, mindless violence, sex, bad language is permissible as is in this case. ME wasn't killed, only failure in the career of the Faceless Man by the way. |
| Crime › Re: Joseph Mayowa, LASPOTECH Student Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Jilted Him by TheFacelessMan: 4:29pm On May 31, 2019*. Modified: 4:50pm On May 31, 2019 |
After killing over 100 people in 7 continents.... I decided to kill the most difficult target- ME Their blood was on my hands. Their ghosts haunted me didn't allow me to sleep... As soon as i drifted into an alcohol-induced unconsciousness, I would see their faces; young, old , ugly ...beautiful. And YES, TheFacelessMan was the only the only target i failed to kill. Now to the deceased: In nation where people are hungry with empty BOWLs You lost focus, absolutely no GOALs. RIP niggah, you lost your SOUL... for a bitch that's already riding another POLE Abeg the Manufacturers of Sniper should stop marketing their products ooo. The stuff is a bestseller 44 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Villagers Bury Man Alive For Beheading Brother In Cross River by TheFacelessMan: 3:23pm On May 31, 2019 |
tydi:Boring as well as dumb.
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Then u must delusional if ur answer was yes. No one has a pristine anus
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