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Crime › Re: How I Was Defrauded Of N3.2 Million And Almost Depressed by TheFacelessMan: 3:19pm On May 31, 2019

A man needs a name...

Valar Morghulis.

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Crime › Re: Villagers Bury Man Alive For Beheading Brother In Cross River by TheFacelessMan: 2:26pm On May 31, 2019

tydi:
K
Fiction killllll you there.. When important matter is being discussed.. Must you always play around are you still a baby.. On every thread you are always spewing your fictional gibberish.

Did i force you to read them ?

My posts are restricted to ONLY intelligent people. So not for you.

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Crime › Re: Villagers Bury Man Alive For Beheading Brother In Cross River by TheFacelessMan: 1:55pm On May 31, 2019

NiggasInParis:
Haha, guy give me your top 5 books

That i like or i have written?

Crime › Re: Villagers Bury Man Alive For Beheading Brother In Cross River by TheFacelessMan: 1:53pm On May 31, 2019

tydi:
He is addicted to brains, which you lack!

Yes. He's addicted to chicken brains given the small size of his. grin

49 people glanced at the story and knew what it was - fiction.

ONLY an abject idiot wouldn't know.

Politics › Re: Dr. Bukola Saraki - 4 Years Of Service by TheFacelessMan: 1:52pm On May 31, 2019

BackToLife:
Truly a great man. Like if you think he would have been a better President than Buhari, Share if not.

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Crime › Re: Villagers Bury Man Alive For Beheading Brother In Cross River by TheFacelessMan: 1:52pm On May 31, 2019

tydi:
Are you really a writer or a drug addict

If you ain't off the point, you would be drown in our imaginations..

Ask your father, he would tell you what he's addicted to.

Politics › Re: 2019 Budget: Buhari To Spend N1bn On Trips, Osinbajo 300m (see Full Breakdown) by TheFacelessMan: 1:00pm On May 31, 2019

"1 BILLION" in Igbo voice

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Business › Re: Naira - Dollar Exchange Rate From 1972 Till Date by TheFacelessMan: 12:04pm On May 31, 2019

I was a currency smuggler for the late dictator Muammar Gaddafi.

This is a true story of an adventure in the Sahara Desert....

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Crime › Re: Pandemonium In Delta State As Unknown Gunmen Kill A Polytechnic Staff by TheFacelessMan: 11:54am On May 31, 2019

I would give credit to Person Of Interest TV series for providing an end to my story...

I am trying to keep it as short as possible for my fickle audience grin

Crime › Re: Pandemonium In Delta State As Unknown Gunmen Kill A Polytechnic Staff by TheFacelessMan: 10:45am On May 31, 2019*

This same scenario happened to me as a teacher in Government Girls Secondary School, Borno State.

They should have known.... i was the only male teacher without a potbelly, unusually fit

I had received a few marriage proposals from students,

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parents and teachers alike

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There i was teaching "Reproduction" to 32 giggling girls in SS3

It was the most interactive session, i got 100s of questions and requests for clarifications

Next thing you know, a Toyota Hilux drove into the unfenced compound with a lot of dust and gravel flying everywhere shocked

It was the Boko Haram !

2 guys heavily armed. The odour of their unwashed bodies announced them even before they entered the classroom

Their mission? Kill the males and teach practical lessons on "REPRODUCTION" to the females of course!

As one led me and Chibuzor, the Chemistry teacher to the nearby Lab to be executed ....

he cursed Satan, Amadioha, Jesus and Allah for his fate in no particular order.

I snatched the jar of colourless liquid from the lab bench and splashed the contents on the face of our executor

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!

He screamed in agony as his face was probably melting from an acid.

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While rubbing his face with two hands, he dropped his gun which i gratefully picked up.

I then smashed the jar clearly labelled as "DISTILLED WATER" on his coconut head.

To be continued.....

Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide Because Of 9 Years Relationship Breakup by TheFacelessMan: 10:43am On May 31, 2019

Crime › Re: Villagers Bury Man Alive For Beheading Brother In Cross River by TheFacelessMan: 10:31am On May 31, 2019

ogtavia:
Mafia Game?

End stage of Hitman Bloodmoney. Requiem.

Crime › Re: Villagers Bury Man Alive For Beheading Brother In Cross River by TheFacelessMan: 10:14am On May 31, 2019*

I was almost buried alive in Cruz Azul, Mexico in 1999.

I was a hitman for the Sinaloa cartel

We made a decision to uproot the Mendellin crew, our major rivals.

So..... we killed one of the favourite nephews of Don Carlos Asprilla.

The funeral was in the public cemetery full of tombstones and mausoleums.

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Where i was..... it was dark and cramped.

I was sweating in my suit. Waiting for showtime, barely able to breathe.

I listened with my ears to wood, hearing the pastor preach to hardened criminals who didn't believe in Heaven/Hell

The moment i heard "ashes to ashes, and dust to dust"

I opened the lid of the coffin next to the funeral party and came out guns ablazing !

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I can assure you that the cemetery became overpopulated in the next 5 mins

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

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Crime › Re: Ten Ways To Use Emotional Intelligence (E.I.) To Evade Criminal Elements by TheFacelessMan: 10:10am On May 31, 2019

"Keep extra clips for extra shiit"

Crime › Re: Black Man Disobey Cop To Avoid Being Shot In U.S(Video/Pics) by TheFacelessMan: 9:41am On May 31, 2019

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Malawi’s Presidential Bodyguard Dubbed World’s Scariest [photo] by TheFacelessMan: 11:11pm On May 30, 2019

Geoangel:
You always make my day!

I am happy i make someone smile grin

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Watch President Buhari Inauguration With Smile On Tv -photo by TheFacelessMan: 10:36pm On May 30, 2019

OgogoroFreak:
Who did he fight with that broke his neck?

Me.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Malawi’s Presidential Bodyguard Dubbed World’s Scariest [photo] by TheFacelessMan: 10:08pm On May 30, 2019

Foreign Affairs › Re: Malawi’s Presidential Bodyguard Dubbed World’s Scariest [photo] by TheFacelessMan: 9:27pm On May 30, 2019*

Many years back.... i met the bodyguard of a target at Cote D'Argent.

Moussa Coulibaly was as wide as he was tall. At least 6 feet 6 inches....

He was said to have black belts in 4 different martial arts.

He was heavily fortified with bulletproof...both Oyinbo and African type if you catch my drift....

He was between the door and my target. All black muscles rippling... no difference between him and a gorilla.

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He bunched his fists and i knew one punch would break most of my ribs. undecided

We squared off to fight... 5 minutes later, i was like this

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He beat the living daylights out of me. There was no way i could win.

I looked up at him weakly, spitting out loose teeth and murmured something.

"Come again?" He asked with a broad smile.

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"DODGE THIS!"

As i tossed him a grenade

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

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Politics › Re: May 29: President Buhari's Inauguration (Live Updates) by TheFacelessMan: 7:53am On May 29, 2019*

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Celebrities › Re: 'Game Of Thrones' Star, Kit Harington 'Jon Snow' Checks Into Rehab by TheFacelessMan: 5:57am On May 29, 2019

I no go invite Jon Snow come The Temple of The Faceless Men.

Make he no come dey shack Ogogoro

Crime › Re: John Achagwa Commits Suicide (Kashim Shettima’s Personal Staff) by TheFacelessMan: 9:00pm On May 28, 2019

This is really bad.

Crime › Re: Gov. Shettima's Personal Steward Commits Suicide by TheFacelessMan: 7:21pm On May 28, 2019

Now...this is strange... shocked

Travel › Re: Ilorin Geri Alimi Underpass And Flyover Current Status (Photos And Video) by TheFacelessMan: 7:00pm On May 28, 2019

Aerial views are really kind to reality.

Abdulfatah was a loyal houseboy to Saraki.

Very useless to the state

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Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Men, One Ugandan Woman Arrested With 5 Kg Heroin And 2.6 Kg Cocaine by TheFacelessMan: 5:59pm On May 28, 2019

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Politics › Re: FG Fulfils Pledge Of House To Westerhorf After 25 Years by TheFacelessMan: 4:31am On May 28, 2019

Greatest coach Nigeria ever had...

When we had issues after his departure, i prayed for them to call him back.

Infact at a point, he begged to come back, but you would know some people at the Football Association didn't want him.

Thanks for your service!

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Romance › Re: "I Have Given Birth"- Lady Tells Man After Surprise Engagement Ring, His Reply by TheFacelessMan: 6:11pm On May 27, 2019*

You and bukaytne are the smart ones here.

As long as the guy is a Nigerian, i am 99% sure the proposal will remain a proposal.

The guy is after free sex and possibly her money. Likely something more sinister than this...

No one should tell me that it's farfetched. I have seen it several times.

Paulimation:
While everyone is saying the guy is a mugu and all that. That the woman has caught a foolish man. I can categorically tell you that man isn't being honest. He wants something. This isn't a genuine proposal from his heart. Tomorrow we'll see the whole story about this proposal. Maybe to mock the woman, maybe a bet to do something silly with his friends...i can't say, but i can tell that the words that he is saying in those videos don't carry well with the voice. There is a lot of unseriousness in that voice, plus an undertone of something sinister.

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Politics › Re: Scores Of Boko Haram Insurgents Killed At Sambisa by TheFacelessMan: 6:04pm On May 27, 2019

Travel › Re: Hailstones Shattered Chinese Airlines Airbus A380 Aircraft's Windscreen by TheFacelessMan: 5:39pm On May 27, 2019

Reminds me of hail damaged my Ferrari's windscreen

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Properties › Re: Landlady Discovers Dirty State Of Toilet After Dirty Tenant Moved Out (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan: 4:46pm On May 27, 2019*

Bonapart:
Only Afonja. The dude we were living together was an Afonja. Our 3yrs of staying together, dude didn't wash his close in 3 good years. If you go under his bed, you will lose consciousness��

The attached pictures are from UNN hostel in Enugu, capital of Biafra.

You people call yourselves pigs for a good reason.

https://www.nairaland.com/5114240/poor-condition-hostels-university-nigeria

Cc mercyville, elemosho478, blackslayer, jayson87

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Islam › Re: Indonesia Steamrolls 18,000 Bottles Of Alcohol During Ramadan (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 3:43pm On May 27, 2019

Sports › Re: Claudio Ranieri In Tears As Fans Pay Tribute In Final AS Roma Match (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 1:52pm On May 27, 2019

"The Tinkerman"

Has rescued a lot of teams.

Came 2nd a lot of times before winning the league title with Leicester

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