caesymore:
lolz...

That na shikini matter most of us owing them app niggas no be say we no get money to pay but we won pepper those men wey think say they go dey use us shine anyhow.

I dey owe them like this and na small 10k and no Jupiter go make me pay those greedy bastards. What happened? I don dey build my credit limit from scratch to 180k I borrowed 150 they demanded I pay in two installments I wasn't ok with that cause I had it in mind to pay once its due in 1 months time, I paid this Men in that a month with the interest accrued and instead of increase in credit limit they took me back to 10k I was disappointed I vex collect the money after all the interest paid to them them do me wiliwili so I decided to do them back. that 10k nah my pay off, they can do there worst.

You sound like Lucifer. The only difference is that while Lucifer was casted down to the pit of hell by actions above his making, you would be casted down to your own pit for foolishness and braggadocio of your own making.

Benchilwell:
Now northerners are talking

This particular person’s outrage is extremely shocking. Watching this video, I could not believe my eyes. These people worked tooth and nail to impose the incompetent leader on the majority of Nigerians. One thing most people do not realise about governance is that, your love for somebody—or somebody’s so called good qualities does not make them a good leader.

A good man does not make a good king.

It takes guts, empathy, courage and intelligence to govern an entity, especially one so rotten like Nigeria. Now look at them crying foul.
Kyari and the rest died, and now they cannot hold the contraption with duct tape anymore. Or even pretend like everything is alright.

Everything is falling apart.

Their graces are the fact that the 2023 General Elections are at the corner. I know for a fact that Buhari himself cannot wait to leave that seat. The heat is becoming too much. He’d not like to spend even one extra second.

What do you call the process of a larvae changing to a butterfly?

These are the incidents that would shape this country.


In future, all mentions of Buhari’s name will be removed from public spaces, some of his descendants will be recluses, some will change their names, and most of his supporters will deny they supported him. The legacy of Buhari will be of a Nigerian who intentionally did not fulfill promises, a false-hope peddler and an alarmist.

Sigggy:
Lalasticlala and his cohorts won't honor this girl's death because of their beef with Siggy .ng ... It's just a pity!

N.B: They will delete this comment and possibly ban me again

You’re an idot if you think honouring a dead person is moving your caricature blog to the front page. Some of you live and act like your life depends on controversy.

Sigggy:


Says someone who spams his own thread to sell a caricature land that doesn't even belong to him...

Update: those properties are very much my properties. They are in fact, family lands that we’re willing to sell. And currently, 1-5 plots of them are still available for sale in Igbo-Etche.

I don’t know who this Linda Ikeji wannabe is, but thank you for bringing publicity to those properties. I’ve been looking for a buyer to no avail, because of the bad reputation that area holds.

I assure you, we are genuine. I’m an attorney at Law. You can hit me up on my phone number. Lalasticlala, I appreciate you for ignoring his madness and pushing this to the front page. “Na man you sef be.”

You’re a brilliant man. I’m something of a genius myself too. But tell this to the average individual and they’d misunderstand you.

I’m thankful for the woman that birthed me for the opportunity and wisdom she imbibed in me. Unfortunately she’s an “out of school” housewife. I remember one Saturday evening after I had my worst result in school, and then I came back with my report card, and after consoling me, she was forced to tell me her story.

Let me quote her verbatim. She said “I wish I had the chance at pursuing my academics to this practical level. But in our society then, it was unlike today. It was difficult for us women. My father—who is your Grandfather, refused to send me to school because he thought ‘women preserved their values, while men created it.’ That is why the average woman is more desirable and valuable than the average man. I was barely concerned about succeeding in school. I just wanted to go to school because schooling was what at least one girl in each family did at that time. And I was fortunate that your aunties—my sisters, singled me out to go. Because at that time they had boyfriends, and their boyfriends would laugh at them if they found out that they sat down with children for hours, in a small classroom, merely looking at a blackboard.”

She concluded by saying; “Success isn’t a lifestyle choice for ANY man. It’s a matter of life and death. On the other hand, look around you; It’s a lifestyle choice only for SOME women. A woman who fails at career or academia can just simply give up and become a wife, a lover or choose to become a mother like in my case. She would now suddenly be wanted for who she is, or what she has become. But tell me, who is interested in a man who is a loser? NOBODY. What can he make out of his unfortunate situation? Misery. More misery until the end of his days. Pursue your education like your whole life depends on it, because someday you’d realise your whole life really depends on it.”

I almost teared up after this conversation. You have no idea how motivated I became and where it got me today. I wish she had the opportunity I had.

In Nigeria, you’re either known for “the good” or “the bad”.

The good covers feats like academic excellence, giant strides in manufacturing infrastructure, or medical development and research breakthroughs.

The bad covers for “Ex-BBN housemate, Instagram Celebrity, a.k.a Twerkaholic, Political Godfather a.k.a my generation alone is entitled to good living.”

This girl’s father has probably lost hundreds of thousands of naira, but her nyash is an open door. It’s a breakthrough to a new miserable lavish but wealthy lifestyle.

Watch people start hunting for her Instagram page. Then by tomorrow, she’d audition for the highly publicised but morally deprived BBNaija and be known as “The University Twerker,” and then acquire a “fanbase” filled with dimwits and ottelectuals alike, that would be ready to literally kill for her. That would have time to send death threats to themselves and whilst trekking and starving, contribute millions to buy her birthday gifts and cars.

May God have mercy on you and give you a job so you barely have time to read long epistles like this on the Internet.

Adesina is a small boy. And I’m not only talking about his age. I’m talking about wisdom, truthfulness and in situational analysis. Maturity does not only come from experience but also one’s perspective is considered to adjudge him/her mature.

Well, the majority of our politicians take actions after their stomach’s infatuation. Lust for power and greed has covered their sensibilities. They think they know what they’re doing, they think it’s political tantrums and shenanigans but they’re actually not in control of their minds.

That’s my submission. I don’t bother to know if our president is dead as a mice or tongue-in-cheek. If you can conveniently see failure and defend it wholeheartedly with think-pieces, you’re a shame to the “argghs” and “uhhhs” of your mother in her labour bed.

Currently, I’ll say that the situation of things in Nigeria has stressed everybody’s mental health to the extent that nobody cares about bad News like this—except the families of the victims.

I have plots of Land for sale in Igbo Etche, Rivers State, Port Harcourt. I’m a Legal Attorney and I’d surely oversee the effective transfer of title to you legally, without any problems. Check my profile and contact me.

The Government has chosen to release El-Zakzaky, ask yourself why they thought it pertinent to do so at this moment.

Remember who else has been incarcerated?

Anyway, I’d like to use this medium to congratulate and welcome all the New Wigs that have been called to the Nigerian Bar at the Eagle Square today, may your certificates take you places you’d never have imagined in your wildest dreams.

Congratulations.

yetunsbay:
Optimism

Good day, Yetunsbay. Please can I this person’s number too? There are some clarifications and enquiries I need to make pertaining the death benefit entitlement and payment. I’d appreciate.

Whoever paid for this post and the individual that dedicated his time to write it, should come and do a feature on why Nigerians should vote for the actor Chiwetalu Agu as President come 2023. And then Mr John Okafor, a.k.a Mr. Ibu as his Vice President.

Sponsored thought pieces like this belong in the advertorial section.

Listen and listen attentively, whatever you’re doing for money, best believe, ninety-nine days for the thief, one day is for whatever gods your customers believe in.

JackDaAlienz:
Why east

Note that this question is inherently wrong in its foundation. The question should be; “Why rape any person at all?” We should try to distinguish sorrow and jokes or bants. This is real life. This is somebody’s sister, cousin, friend. Girlfriend. This is somebody’s life.

People are being raped in Kaduna, in Borno, in Lagos State—rape and sexual assault is no respecter of tribe, religion or creed. It’s an inhumane activity that devours people’s self esteem. We should try and be more liberal and reasonable when we come across some issues on this forum.

This young man, a fortunate breed. Born into influence and wealth.

If you sit amongst rich folks and hear them talk about Nigeria, then you sit around poor folks and hear them discuss the same Nigeria, you’d wonder if it’s one and the same country. People are experiencing conditions in the country differently.

May God not punish children for the sins of their fathers. Amen.

Whether the DSS did or didn’t, sincerely, I don’t even care. I am for everything (legal) against this Muhammadu Buhari led regime.

They used propaganda to unseat a man who strove so hard to lift the majority of Nigerians out of acute poverty. Now look at the situation of things in the country. Muhammadu Buhari and Yemi Osinbajo cannot even handle one-tenth of what they threw at Ebele Jonathan.

Every single sector of the country has collapsed. And don’t talk about oil prices or pandemic. Because what pandemic? Nigeria’s coronavirus was politicized. Africa was not hit with that virus as hard as the other Western continents were.

Nigeria had a chance to leave the economy open and adequately tackle the spread of the virus, but no, they needed to steal. So they had to lock us up in the houses for God knows what. And I thought they said Buhari was coming to diversify the economy? Why are they still hellbent on selling oil to build the economy? Clowns.

The DSS has lost it’s highly revered and feared worth. Now it’s just a puppet organization, going after internet fraudsters and political opponents. Hunger sef dey catch DSS officials.

Update; Some of you are speaking of how inept and horrible Goodluck Jonathan was. Fine. That you’d even compare his administration with that of Buhari shows where your mind belongs. Statistically, how has Buhari’s “regime” matched up to that of Goodluck’s? The raging insecurity and Boko Haram terrorism we witnessed during Goodluck’s administration, who were the orchestrators? That man’s wife legitimately cried on live television, do you know the elements that were working so hard to frustrate that man’s efforts? Ebele and his Service Chiefs for whatever reasons failed to adequately empower and arm the army, as much as Buhari is doing now, that is true, he definitely had his shortcomings, but were we not making progress? Would he not have made amends? He had only ruled for one term, plus a continuing of the revered Yar’Adua’s administration (May his soul rest well), do you know how much amends would have been made in his second tenure? Where was Nigeria then, and where is Nigeria now? Sometimes say these things with reason and without blindness. You can never compare the both administrations—no matter how incompetent Goodluck was. Buhari decieved us. Deceived all of you. Just like your typical Nigerian politicians.

Caseless:
una too de take things seriously. Manna is only cruising. Stop this attitude, if you're old enough to get the message.

I’ve ignored every other quotes but I thought to reply to you. Cruising?? With people’s lives on the line? Millions and millions of people’s lives. People are dying of hunger, of insecurity, of intentional mishandling and politically orchestrated evils daily. Whoever sees the evil this government is perpetrating and chooses to politicize issues, or “catch cruise” with it, just as you’ve said, they’re either very, very heartless and evil, or they’re stupid.

She looks like my future wife. Just exactly the same white teeth. Congrats beautiful woman.

post=103362812:

Really ??

You never learn your lesson. I was banned for about seven days the last time you quoted me. You’re luring me to another ban and I’d accept it wholeheartedly. I advised you to ignore quoting me on this forum. I try constantly to avoid your engagements beacause you’ve possibly got a low IQ and could probably be mentally impoverished. Your political takes are salty and scream chronic-bias. Don’t quote this handle for whatever reasons. I beg you, barbecuenescient.