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Car Talk / Re: Which Car Is Your Next Car To Buy And Why by TheGrandMaster: 11:18am On Feb 29
2019 Mercedes Benz E450, time for a change been using a 2009 C300 for 10 years now.
Jobs/Vacancies / Site Engineer by TheGrandMaster: 11:23am On Nov 06, 2023
Our client, a leading interior designs and renovations company based in Lagos is looking to fill the vacancy below;

Site Engineer
• BSc in Civil Engineering
• Minimum 5 years post qualification experience

Use role applied for as subject of email e.g
Apply on or before 10th November, 2023. Send CV to the email address below;

uzoeze.ue@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Power And Money. Which One Is Greater? by TheGrandMaster: 9:47am On Sep 08, 2023
casualobserver:


A man with power can never lack money, if he lacks money it is because he is not motivated by money


Correct observer, Power guarantees money except he/she isn't motivated by money but money does not always guarantee power.

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 12:24pm On Aug 28, 2023
OfficialDJ:
Make me.
Clown.

Looolll!!! Takes one to know one. grin grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 9:40am On Aug 25, 2023
OfficialDJ:
And who the f:/-k are you to tell me what and what not to do?

Ogbeni, nobody is telling you what to do or what not to do. Just take this elsewhere.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 11:37am On Aug 24, 2023
OfficialDJ:
But that bleaching old dick gobbling LovePeddler called your mom thinks otherwise.. grin
She says I'm the biggest she's ever had, and by a large mile - bigger than that needle your father carries.
Pathetic bunch of losers with tiny weenies grin

Can y'all just get a room for goodness sake? What's with all the bickering for almost 2weeks?
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies In Construction Company by TheGrandMaster: 9:52am On Jul 25, 2023
CONSTRUCTION VACANCIES
A foremost construction company based in Lagos is looking to fill the below-listed vacancies with qualified candidates with relevant qualifications &certifications and required years of experience in the construction industry. Send in an application with evidence of projects worked on and completed by the applicant.

DESIGNATION
Senior Construction Manager (Minimum of 15 years of work experience)
Project Planner (Minimum of 7 years of work experience)
Project Manager ((Minimum of 15 years work experience)
Construction Senior Accountant (Minimum of 15 years of work experience)
Construction Site Diesel Manager (Minimum of 2-3 years work experience)
Construction Logistics Officer (Minimum of 8 years of work experience)
Quantity Surveyor (Minimum of 10 years of work experience)
Construction Equipment Supervisor (Minimum of 8 years of work experience)
Tradesmen - Formwork
Tradesmen – Steel bender
Tradesmen - Mason
Tradesmen- Plumbing

The application must be submitted to dera@sullivantaylorcompany.com on or before the 31st of July 2023, Only qualified candidates will be contacted
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Construction Company Vacancies by TheGrandMaster: 10:39am On Jul 14, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Construction Company Vacancies by TheGrandMaster: 1:02pm On Jul 12, 2023
Our Client a foremost and Indigenous Construction Company based in Lagos is looking to fill the below-listed vacancies:

Construction Manager
• BSc in Civil Engineering
• Minimum 20 years post qualification experience
• Salary ranges between #600,000 - #650,000 per month

Civil Engineer
• BSc in Civil Engineering
• Minimum 20 years post qualification experience
• Salary ranges between #600,000 - #650,000 per month

Junior Architect
• BSc in Architecture
• Minimum 6 years post qualification experience
• Salary ranges between #250,000 - #300,000 per month

Junior Land Surveyor
• BSc/ B.Eng in Civil Engineering or related fields
• Minimum 6 years post qualification experience
• Salary ranges between #250,000 - #300,000 per month

HSE Officer
• BSc Engineering or Physical science
• Minimum 5 years post qualification experience
• Salary ranges between #150,000 - #200,000 per month

Mechanical Engineer
• BSc in Mechanical Engineering
• Minimum 15 years work experience
• Salary ranges between #500,000 - #600,000 per month

Procurement Manager
• BSc in Procurement, Supply chain, Logistics, Business, Economics or related fields
• Minimum 10 years work experience
• Salary ranges between #350,000 - #400,000 per month

QA/QC
• BSc in Civil Engineering and related construction fields
• Minimum 5 years work experience
• Salary ranges between #250,000 - #300,000 per month

Plant Manager
• BSc in Civil Engineering
• Minimum 15 years work experience in equipment management
• Salary ranges between #300,000 - #350,000 per month

Site Administrator
• BSc in Civl Engineering and other related construction fields
• Minimum 10 years work experience in similar roles
• Salary ranges between #200,000 - #250,000 per month

Project Planner
• BSc in Civil Engineering
• Minimum 15 years work experience
• Salary ranges between #450,000 - #500,000 per month

Project Manager
• BSc in Civil Engineering
• Minimum 15 years work experience
• Salary ranges between #450,000 - #500,000 per month

Use role applied for as subject of email e.g CONSTRUCTION MANAGER
Apply on or before 31st July, 2023. Send CV to the email addresses below;
dera@sullivantaylorcompany.com
uzoeze.ue@gmail.com
Car Talk / Re: ₦70M Mercedes Maybach Goes Up In Flames (Pictures, Video) by TheGrandMaster: 3:03pm On May 22, 2023
All these cars that are upgraded sha.... Mercs and their electronics are very meticulous. Judging from the engine cover, that car is an upgraded S class. N70million? I dont think so

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Career / Re: Please Stop Calling Emergency Room To Request For My Number - Pretty Firefighter by TheGrandMaster: 9:31am On Mar 29, 2023
Sleekfingers:
Bunch of stupid people. Who only think with their third legs ....Why calling emergency room for her number?
She should make an official report to the appropriate authority, to track those idiots down

Spot on, thats the problem. When there are no consequences thats why people will do stupid things. Make a scapegoat of some people and this nonsense will stop. Imagine emergenc numbers being played with.

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz GLE2020 AMG For Sale by TheGrandMaster: 11:24am On Dec 28, 2022
How is this a 2020 GLE? Kindly correct this.
Car Talk / Re: HELP!!! Car Key Lost. by TheGrandMaster: 1:28pm On Aug 31, 2022
Kelvin30286063:

Hmm, I don't drive a benz so I don't know about the availability of that key fob but I just checked on ebay and it's available. Op, check for yourself.
You people too like to complicate things in this session.

There is no complicating things, when i got my W204 in 2013, it was fact that the key, the EIS and the ESL was not available to purchase or even program. It is now available to install and program everywhere. The newer the Mercedes, the slimmer the chances of getting any part relating to the security system of the car without going through the dealership, after a few years, they are available. Can you send the link to the key you saw?
Car Talk / Re: HELP!!! Car Key Lost. by TheGrandMaster: 4:23pm On Aug 30, 2022
Kelvin30286063:

Dude really? Lol
Just say hey, I don't have an idea about this.

Op, order a complete key fob on Amazon.. You will even get here in Nigeria.
Get a key programmer to program the key and you're good to go. Funny think is, I have a key programming machine and I've done this a few times for people. Can't help cos I'm not in Lagos and it's not a business for me. Just something I do out of kindness of heart to people that knows my mechanics

GLC 300 Lol! @OP, go to a Benz dealership. You are almost unlikely to find that key fob in the open market for another few years. Fact.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos VIS by TheGrandMaster: 8:53am On Jul 22, 2022
Always check at intervals on this site https://payvis.ng/ Enter your number plates and it will show if you have any outstanding fines.

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 12:35pm On Jun 23, 2022
oluwasoft:


Ah

Make sure you get the part number of the SAM you have presently so as to get the right SAM for your car when you want to replace it.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 12:22pm On Jun 23, 2022
TheOldGods:
150k grin

Yup, got mine for that price last year.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 4:44pm On Apr 27, 2022
SeaTrade:
A corolla amongst 5 others,all of which can buy your car qnd remain change,including the corolla grin

Apologies but what exactly are you trying to achieve by trolling someone that drives a 10-year-old Mercedes Benz? People drive what they like and can afford. The forum is for people that like the brand, use the brand, and people aspiring to drive the brand so they know what to look out for when they are ready and share information when issues arise. It doesn't seem right when people come on here and insult other people for what they prefer. Totally unnecessary.

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 10:46am On Jan 25, 2022
dannybrasky:


SAM (FUSE BOX) is very sensitive. Get it removed and well cleaned and dried by an mechanic who knows how. If it doesn't work after installation,I guess it's time to buy a new SAM. Budget from 200k and above for that. I repeat again,don't allow any cutting and joining of wire,if you don't trust the mechanic,make sure you are with whoever is getting it fixed when it's being done. I am speaking from experience,before dem go carry denso toyota FUSE add join your benz SAM. Good luck champ.

Example of my ordeal below,denso toyota FUSE inside Mercedes Benz sam,I learnt the hard way grin

Wow!! That picture is scary. I always drive to Clegg street whenever i have issues. Replace any part giving issues after a thorough scan.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 8:40am On Jan 25, 2022
Chelseafan1:
Hi, I just got a 2009 C350 but I messed things up after taking it to a car wash for its first body wash....I was told I could wash the engine as they would cover sensitive parts lest water get to them, if only I knew better not to allow them wash the engine. Car has been seriously misbehaving since then.

First, their pressure hose broke my Break fluid sensor,
The engine has been misfiring too
2ndly, my lights and AC been coming on and off as they like, as if these weren't enough, the radiator fan now blows aggressively non stop, it's just too loud and annoying. The speed and noise gets me shy when driving around. Something that should work with Thermostat and only come on when AC is put on or when the temperature is high, it now blows non stop at full speed.

What do I do please. I love this car and I just wanna enjoy it, after the 2005 C230k wahala I had with mechanic back then. I plan to take it for scanning today but I still wanna hear from you guys, my online fam.

Get the car scanned with a star diagnostic machine preferably and as suggested, the front SAM should be checked also. If you have a very good Benz rewire, issues will be resolved. Been driving the C300 of this for about 8 years, you will enjoy it.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 11:46am On Nov 12, 2021
Oluyinkaade001:
Yeah I mean replacing it.

When i changed mine about 2 years ago for the same type of car and model year it cost about 25k.
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by TheGrandMaster: 3:24pm On Nov 11, 2021
Oluyinkaade001:
Anyone with an idea how much I can fix the break booster for c300 (2008) 4matic

Buy another one. Why would you want to fix it?
Car Talk / Re: My Car Is Killing Me. Please Help Me Before It Finishes Me. by TheGrandMaster: 11:52am On Sep 13, 2021
kokanepyramid:

What is disturbing is that he’s confidently misinforming people, would have let it pass except his suggestions have detrimental effects on the car engine and performance which is costlier than sorting the overheating issue.

It’s a situation of being penny wise and pounds foolish.

I can feel your frustration, i actually thought that gradually this mindset of thermostats, connecting fans directly and double or single cell radiators were a thing of the past. This thread opened my eyes to the fact that these Kazeems are still very much around. Shame.
Car Talk / Re: My Car Is Killing Me. Please Help Me Before It Finishes Me. by TheGrandMaster: 11:11am On Sep 13, 2021
kokanepyramid:

Did I talk about temperature sensor or valve? my basis of what I’m asking you to read is that claiming the Nigeria ambient temperature is what makes engine over heat is false and you are misinforming people. My two cars don’t overheat and I drive them in Nigeria and Lagos traffic in particular one for 5 years and the other for almost 3 years and the thermostat is intact. Do I need to add that I’m an aggressive driver that’s how we lovers of BMW roll.

I dont think you should bother yourself with this person that knows so much. Its a waste of time, resources and energy. Been reading his comments and my, my, ignorance is truly bliss.
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by TheGrandMaster: 10:02am On Sep 07, 2021
flyca:
Facts:
The eatery did not have a guard on duty that day. The pharmary beside the eatery had a guard. From the CCTV replay, the first criminal signalled the pharmacy guard “calm down”, before they entered the resturant.

My sister did not write her PIN anywhere or on any things or revealed it to anyone. Her phone had a face-recognition lock, a finger print lock, a code lock. How they managed to access her phone is still a mystery.

GTB salary loan hmmm, that one weak me sef. I don't understand but my cousin told her that it takes less than 5mins to be granted.

The theives cashed the monies at POS points in Orile, Apapa locations etc.

In fact, there are things that are still mystery to us.

Add a pin to your SIM card, every time you switch off your phone and power it, the phone will ask for the sim pin, before the code for the phone.

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Properties / Re: Direct Mandate From Seller. No Middle Man by TheGrandMaster: 1:45pm On Jul 17, 2020
Call....
Properties / Re: Direct Mandate From Seller. No Middle Man by TheGrandMaster: 12:33pm On Jul 17, 2020
Still available
Properties / Re: Direct Mandate From Seller. No Middle Man by TheGrandMaster: 12:40pm On Feb 14, 2020
20 hectares sold....
Properties / Re: Direct Mandate From Seller. No Middle Man by TheGrandMaster: 12:14pm On Feb 14, 2020
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Properties / Re: Direct Mandate From Seller. No Middle Man by TheGrandMaster: 1:17pm On Dec 05, 2019
Available.....
Properties / Re: Direct Mandate From Seller. No Middle Man by TheGrandMaster: 1:54pm On Nov 22, 2019
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Properties / Direct Mandate From Seller. No Middle Man by TheGrandMaster: 1:06pm On Nov 22, 2019
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