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Education / Re: Become A Pilot by TheGreatIYANU: 12:33am On Sep 29, 2022
naruto02:

Yes

Awesome bro. NCAT right? How many years did you use to finish till CPL/ME/IR?

Did you do your TR or Airline?

Sorry for many questions bro.
Business / Re: Under 35 CEOs: I Started My Real Estate Company in the University - Arnold by TheGreatIYANU: 10:45pm On Sep 27, 2022
Awesome post. God bless your hustle bro. I learned something from this. Whatever you choose to do, commit fully to it. Fail or succeed, you will progress.
Education / Re: Why Elephant Mums Poo On Their Calves. Pictures by TheGreatIYANU: 1:26pm On Sep 27, 2022
illicit:
I thank God it doesn't happen to humans

Walahi! grin

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Education / Re: My Neighbor's Experience With A Bike Man by TheGreatIYANU: 8:19am On Sep 27, 2022
The bigotry on this thread stinks to high heavens.

Goddy and his father were 100,000% WRONG!

Having lived in core north for over a year and had dealings with northern okada riders I can beat my chest and say they will never falter on an agreement.

If you both agree ₦50, when you arrive, you money will be ₦50 when you arrive.

I'm Yoruba but one of the people I can have complete rest of mind doing business with are the Northerners.

Goddy wanted to use agidi to obtain the okada guy and he was having none of it. I have noticed that these guys are usually maltreated because of their seeming lack of education. This is bad.

Treat everyone with love and equal respect.

Expected more from Mr. Smart though...

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Career / Re: Is There Any Future For A Nigerian Pilot Aside Being An Airline Captain? by TheGreatIYANU: 4:21am On Sep 27, 2022
skybird1:

IAC ILORIN
No job ooo...airlines r requesting for type rating

Bro how far? You working now? If yes, how did you do with the type requirement?
Education / Re: Who Is That Teacher, Whenever He Stands Like This, You Start Running? (Picture) by TheGreatIYANU: 9:47pm On Sep 24, 2022
How many I go fit talk? How many I go narrate?

Uncle Sam! Uncle Sly!

I could comfortably chop cane from every teacher in the School except those two. If there's a beating to be made and those two are called upon by the Proprietress, we started crying before we were even called out. Guilty oh, innocent oh, everybody was crying.

Innocent were crying for the guilty students, guilty were crying for themselves! Chai!

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Politics / Re: Muslim-muslim: Osinbajo Turned Down APC Campaign Council Role by TheGreatIYANU: 2:30pm On Sep 24, 2022
Awww pity. it's too late now. Should have walked away from Bubus govt years back and see how the People will stand with him
Jobs/Vacancies / Latest Vacancy In Benin City by TheGreatIYANU: 11:14am On Sep 22, 2022
English Language Tutor needed at an International Secondary School in Benin


Qualification -

• BS.c in any related field


Contact -

0705 141 1581 or 0809 577 5197

Politics / Re: Students To Ground Lagos Airport, Police Threaten Showdown by TheGreatIYANU: 1:41pm On Sep 19, 2022
They goofed by announcing their plans... except this is a trojan horse operation for a bigger blockade.
Celebrities / Re: Messi Mbappe Caught At Wizkid Show by TheGreatIYANU: 8:30am On Sep 18, 2022
iamyungkhalifa:
that is just the facts oo . Let us reason , both messi and mbappe are celeb. Why did they come secretly without the media attention?

Bro this is either stupidity or high grade igbeaux because I lost brain cells reading all you wrote.
Travel / Re: Ask A Pilot... by TheGreatIYANU: 12:17am On Sep 15, 2022
mosquitoway:


Lol a plane is cheaper to operate,small cessnas are used for sight seeing so it doesnt get too expensive, and i am a fixed wing pilot,i would not be self sponsoring anything in aviation again.

Care to share Why? @the bold
Travel / Re: Ask A Pilot... by TheGreatIYANU: 3:48pm On Sep 14, 2022
Olisa4all:


Bose A20 Aviation headset has a 3.5mm jack and Bluetooth, so u can plug it to ur phone and listen to music, it automatically mutes when tower/approach etc starts yapping. It's cost about $1000
I leave the rest to Boeing 777

Lol is that a trim wheel on the controller? shocked

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Education / Re: Become A Pilot by TheGreatIYANU: 2:33pm On Sep 14, 2022
Hello Naruto02 did you finish your training to CPL/ME/IR?

Are you working in Naija now?
Phones / Re: 20dollars Limit In Nigerian Banks by TheGreatIYANU: 12:31pm On Sep 14, 2022
Bhadmus77:

Dont DM anyone.
Most cards have $20 monthly limit but low rate
Some banks have rate as low as 496 or 500 per dollar as against black market 700.

If you want a higher bank limit, download chipper cash, collect their virtual card. Limit is $5k .
Tested and trusted.
But their rate is almost similar to black market.
Around 700 too.

But there's a trick too if u don't want to pay that high rate.
Download pyypl, then get as many firstbank card or Zenith Mastercard, use the $20 limit to fund the pyypl at bank rate, then the pyypl has its own virtual card.
U can then use the virtual card

All this stress for N200 gain?

Ps, before you come at me with marginal gains when transacting big sums, a person who need to transact $1k above would not have the TIME to start pinching N200 per dollar from 500 debit cards! angry
Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by TheGreatIYANU: 12:11pm On Sep 14, 2022
lily156:
Yes, it means your visa was approved Aug 19th and you have till Oct to use it. Seems like your agent is trying to pull a fast one on you.
Send the screenshot to your agent.



Chai!
Travel / Re: QATAR AND UAE GENERAL VISA ENQUIRIES Part 3 by TheGreatIYANU: 12:11pm On Sep 14, 2022
MummyHalo:

Thank you.
The visa has been sent to me

My God! What a devious human being. Thanks to your helpers!
Romance / Re: Babymama Accuses Her Babydaddy Of Pettiness After Their Son Fails DNA Test by TheGreatIYANU: 6:58pm On Sep 12, 2022
You see these akata women? If you sef no get craze for head, NO NEAR DEM!
Travel / Re: Ask A Pilot... by TheGreatIYANU: 4:40pm On Sep 12, 2022
Boeing777pilot:


Hi all, happy new year to you all.

My apologies for my prolonged absence.

I had an accident (not aviation related) coupled with a long recuperation period and I am unable to continue flying again. Ever. embarassed

From time to time I'd pop in to answer questions
Cheers


OMG! So sorry. I just read this entire thread from beginning to end. It has always been my dream to become a Pilot and I'm starting later this year.
Health / Re: Asthmatic Boy Collapses As Police Invade A Church In Delta (Video) by TheGreatIYANU: 12:02pm On Sep 12, 2022
At first I was angry at Police action inside the Church but upon seeing the reason, I UNDERSTAND.

Whatever you do, just pray not to fall into the hand of Nigerians. A majority of us are heartless, loveless, godless, self-centered, entitled and egocentric individuals who are only after THEMSELVES!

When you lend them money, they can owe you for YEARS and if you go as a gentleman to ask for your money, you will be insulted and abused... on top your own HARD EARNED MONEY!

You pay for a product/service, if you are not duped to pay double or triple the cost, you would be forced to pay two-third of the money, upfront, and oh... God save you if you actually pay the upfront. You will get your product/service in five years time, that is with 'abeg' oh!

If you don't beg, forget abut your order!

Should in case you really need it and start begging, get ready to pay the balance before delivery?

"But bros, I have paid you 60k out of 80k?!"

"Oga, you no pay anything. I just do am for you because you are from my person. If it was another customer, I would have charged 5x what I charged you!"

"Okay bros, send your aza"

If you make the mistake... IF YOU MAKE THE MISTAKE, OF PAYING COMPLETE... say good bye to Mr. Sanni the welder!

I used to be very gentlemanly in handling issues with vendors and service providers until Nigerians showed me SHEGE!

As of now, I have the contact of several DPOs and Army Officers on speed dial. I don't even talk much again... you show me red, I give you OXBLOOD!

I pay for your service, you disappear after one week, two weeks later you stop picking my calls, on Sunday of the third week, you will be in Church service, singing "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me"...

We will storm your church, shoot in the air and pick up your wretched self!


GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
Family / Re: I Married My Pastor's Daughter, And Now This Is Happening by TheGreatIYANU: 5:56am On Sep 12, 2022
You met your pastor's daughter for the first time at a friends wedding? shocked

Phukitty phuq!
Education / Re: Australia Provides International Students With A 6-year Work Visa by TheGreatIYANU: 5:44am On Sep 12, 2022
If you like give 20 years visa, I am not going to the land where nature itself wants to kill you
Jobs/Vacancies / Massive Teaching Recruitment In Lagos by TheGreatIYANU: 10:09am On Sep 05, 2022
A new International School in Lagos is recruiting for the following positions -

1. Science Tutors
2. Art & Social Science Tutors


If you are qualified to teach the above subjects at Secondary level, call 08095775197 or 08023376135.
Jobs/Vacancies / Massive Teaching Recruitment In Lagos by TheGreatIYANU: 10:04am On Sep 05, 2022
A new International School in Lagos is recruiting for the following positions -

1. Science Tutors
2. Art & Social Science Tutors


If you are qualified to teach the above subjects at Secondary level, call 08095775197 or 08023376135.
Romance / Re: Silent Treatment From Wife. by TheGreatIYANU: 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2022
Aigbe01:
Guyz please I need advice!

THERAPY bro. Therapy's all she needs.
Culture / Re: Why Dead Bodies Are Buried Six Feet Under The Ground by TheGreatIYANU: 11:13pm On Aug 29, 2022
Itsokayo:
sad what if God decides to return life into the dead after being buried, what will happen?....

maybe as a punishment

Lol... reminds me of the 2010 Ryan Reynolds movie - BURIED

For claustrophobic people, this would definitely send them back to the heavens

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Career / Re: Have You Been Shouted At By A Subordinate At Work Before? by TheGreatIYANU: 5:30pm On Aug 26, 2022
Arizoner:
babami, for one factory wey I work b4. Supervisor say make I go work with some women. I no know say one of them don carry me for head sake of say we don work together b4. If you see the way way she treat me that nite eeh you go pity me. Like say I be outcast. She no let me work well. The other women wey suppose rebuke am no do anything because na their friend including one girl wey be my age bracket. She come dey transfer aggression to me. By closing time, I was close to tears

LOL! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teaching Job Of 20k Salary Or Okada Hustle? by TheGreatIYANU: 4:05pm On Aug 23, 2022
Godsprojectayo:
Teaching job of 20k salary 7:30a.m to 4p.m or okada hustle for a bsc holder? which would you recommend?
All contributions will be appreciated please!


If you're as passionate as you say you are for teaching, send me a DM.

I've got a good paying teaching job for you... if you meet the reqs.
Romance / Re: She Has Gone Worst by TheGreatIYANU: 3:38pm On Aug 12, 2022
Fake... so many inconsistencies and there was a similar story to this early this morning, only that one was already married, so I cannot believe there are this many dunses on Nairaland
Family / Re: Unusual Behavior Between My Step Brother And My Wife by TheGreatIYANU: 10:07pm On Aug 11, 2022
Don't make any drastic decisions in haste...

Lay your bait and wait for a bite.


MODIFIED: on second read of your post, OP, all I can say is you're a vugging pussie! Please delete this thread and go deal with your sh*t!

It's embarrassing... the fact that you have to even bring it for us to judge, my God!

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Crime / Re: Moment Man Stopped A Police Van From Violating A Traffic Rule In Abuja (Video) by TheGreatIYANU: 10:06pm On Aug 11, 2022
Illiterate!

All security a d healthcare personnel when on active duty have RIGHT OF WAY and can definitely run the light.
Education / Re: What Kind Of Weird-looking Animal Is This? (photo) by TheGreatIYANU: 2:14pm On Aug 09, 2022
Bro call the Airforce to bomb that place down! WTAFH is that?!
Religion / Re: It Was Not Sex That Destroyed Samson by TheGreatIYANU: 1:39pm On Aug 09, 2022
ihatebuhari:
that was not why he fell.

If you study the life of Samson you'll understand that all that happened in his life was the lord's doing "purpose"

It was recorded Samson killed more Philistines on his death than when we was alive.



He could have killed more if he didn't die.

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