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Celebrities / Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by TheGreatIYANU: 2:06pm On Aug 19, 2023
Thing is, some of these ladies grow up with daddy issues. An absent father or mentally unavailable father leads them to seek a fatherly figure in any man they meet.

Because they don't have a standard for who a good father is, they select the most manly, or seemingly manly man they come across.

Unfortunately, most of these men are the most vicious and heartless. A True gentleman who would be faithful would never show you his MANLY side first.

He'll show you his gentle side and unfortunately, these ladies interprete it as weakness... or... goodness.

They want a MAN... a BAD BOY.

And then we see news like this, eight weeks later.

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Autos / Re: Why Does This Truck Have So Many Tires? (Photo) by TheGreatIYANU: 11:49am On Aug 10, 2023
P-shop wink

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Politics / Re: Captain Bitrus Sini Shot Dead By Nkiru Okonkwo (Female Soldier) In Adamawa by TheGreatIYANU: 2:14pm On Aug 09, 2023
The lady should pray to be discharged, honorably or dishonourably and relocate quickly out of that brigade.
Travel / Re: Current Status Of Flight Traffic Over Africa - Total Chaos by TheGreatIYANU: 11:14am On Aug 09, 2023
ivolt:

The map you posted shows the flight traffic over Africa as the most organized while the
ones outside Africa look "chaotic".
Talk of shooting yourself in the foot.

What a stupid comment.

Please Nigerians, what is killing you guys is IGNORANCE. If you are ignorant or bereft of knowledge on a subject matter, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK.

Keep quiet and absorb knowledge from those who know something about said matter.

This way, when next you speak on it, you would be deemed KNOWLEDGEABLE and smart.

What OP has reported on has increased Flight ticket to some parts of Europe, Middle East and the West by 150-200%.

You are talking about air traffic looking chaotic.

My God.
Travel / Re: Crashed Helicopter at Oba Akran, Ikeja (Photos) by TheGreatIYANU: 5:36pm On Aug 01, 2023
So guys, hate to break it to you but that was a light aircraft... NOT a helicopter. It is the type used for training people to become pilots.

In Nigeria there are two major light aircraft flying our skies.

1. Cesena (Image 1)

2. Diamond DA20 (Image 2)

Image 3 is what a helicopter looks like

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Politics / Re: CIA Deadly Agents Watch Shettima Like A Hawk At The Russian Summit by TheGreatIYANU: 1:43pm On Jul 28, 2023
olisaEze:
Out of all the conspiracy theories I have heard, this has got to be the conspiraciest of them all! This is exactly why kids in the villages were sent to the farm on Saturdays. So their imagination will not carry them to where they don’t know. grin

🤣🤣🤣

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Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 23 by TheGreatIYANU: 6:54am On Jul 25, 2023
undecided

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Romance / Re: Could She Possibly Harbor Feelings For Her Brief Ex? by TheGreatIYANU: 8:05pm On Jul 23, 2023
immortalcrown:
Nothing justifies the intentional killing of an innocent baby. Those who are entangled in an unwanted pregnancy should face the lesser consequence of it. Keeping the pregnancy and facing the difficulty of raising the child is a lesser consequence because abortion of the pregnancy will bring emotional torture. No matter how you claim to have no conscience, your spirit will disturb you for aborting the pregnancy.


I hope you are talking with experience, because I have seen what disharmony and unfaithfulness can do to a couple and it is FAR WORSE than any spiritual disturbance.

Proverbs 21:19
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Brought His Side Chick To My House by TheGreatIYANU: 11:15am On Jul 21, 2023
'MATRIMONIAL'? Lmao... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Could She Possibly Harbor Feelings For Her Brief Ex? by TheGreatIYANU: 11:11am On Jul 21, 2023
immortalcrown:
Share energy booster first make I fit read the post.

One:
You transferred the aggression of unemployment to your woman. Na she be the company wey sack you?

Two:
You act like a kid. You called girls in her presence because she called a guy in your presence. A male adult should not have such habit.

Three:
A girl that keeps a close communication with another man and accepts his gift while living with you is indecisive. She has a high tendency to later dump you for a richer man. The only thing keeping her in your life is that you give her a charming treatment most times. But an average Nigerian lady will one day choose wealth over the charming treatment only to later regret dumping you. It is possible for this your girl to later ignore other men and concentrate on you. But the tendency for her to disappoint you is very high. Mark my word, any day the guy finds her in a secured place, she will gladly open her legs for him.

Four:
Do not abort that baby boy. Cancel the abominable business you planned with your pharmacist.



What do you mean by he should not abort the baby?

If it's still in pre-foetal stage (germinal or embryonic) he better use all he has to abort that baby and they go their separate ways.

No man can understand the ways of a woman, but this much I know - once a woman has her heart set on another man, allow her. You are fighting a lost cause and it has claimed the lives of many a men.

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Agriculture / Re: What Is The Name Of This Snake? by TheGreatIYANU: 12:50pm On Jul 16, 2023
This is the worst of the worst! Google GABOON VIPER.

NB, you guys are still not safe. That thing packs enough venom in its fangs to kill even after death.

You need to either Bury its head deep in the ground, burn it to ashes or discard it far away from civilization.
Food / Re: Please Enough With The Record-A-Thons - GWR Replies Nigerians by TheGreatIYANU: 11:50am On Jul 13, 2023
Photoshop
Career / Re: My Experience In The Nigerian Military Training by TheGreatIYANU: 3:19pm On Jul 04, 2023
davillian:

You will never see a us soldier using sticks or pipe to beat recruit
They are just drills that can aid your survival in war zone or drills that can save you when you all alone....
I watched a US marine bring down 4 guys who attacked him after hitting his car in lagos
Now can your average Nigerian soldiers do that ?


lol... overkill! A US marine will bring down four US soldiers as well.

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Celebrities / Re: Ice Cube With His Son Then And Now by TheGreatIYANU: 3:07pm On Jul 04, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Ice cube my niggarrrr

Barbershop
State of the union
Ride along
Are we there yet
Anaconda
21 jump street

If I can open something like that barbers shop in Benin city it would be so good where niggarrrrs will meet ...have a nice hair cut and discuss all day all night


Man as usual you never miss!

Ice made our childhood men! Remember cleaning CDs for State of the Union and Anaonda grin

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Politics / Re: Why SE Must Build A Seaport Now by TheGreatIYANU: 2:40pm On Jun 30, 2023
proeast:
Over the years, there has been arguments and politicization on the need to build viable seaports in the SE. However, it has become an urgent need now. With the removal of fuel subsidy, any region that is capable of landing fuel directly will become more viable than others. Fuel is cheapest in Lagos and most expensive in NE because of this factor. Also, Lagos needs to breath instead of the current suffocation there. Once there is a viable competition to Lagos, tension in that city will reduce. NC and NE will also benefit because it will make fuel and other imports cheaper in those regions.

Abia, Imo and Anambra States all have the potentials to build deep seaports that can berth large vessels comfortably! [/b]Before anyone decides to argue blindly, here are the facts on ground about ports in Nigeria and their positions:

[b]1. Ibaka, Akwa Ibom state; 30 miles to Atlantic.
2. Lagos State; 50 miles to Atlantic.
3. P.H, Rivers State; 50 miles to Atlantic.
4. Onne, Rivers State; 60 miles to Atlantic.

Now compare all these ports to those in SE:
1. Osemoto, Imo State; 18 miles to Atlantic.
2. Oseakwa, Anambra state; 18 miles to Atlantic.
3. Obuaku, Abia State; 25 miles to Atlantic.


The most intriguing part is that the designated ports in Osemoto/Oseakwa axis offer the deepest natural ports as well as the closest to Atlantic, thereby making them potentially the most viable and easiest to maintain in Nigeria!

Any state in the SE that first builds a viable port will automatically become the richest in the region, but also one of the richest states in Nigeria.



I don't understand what you mean by Lagos state is 50 miles to the Atlantic?!

Lagos is literally situated ON the Atlantic.

Care to elucidate?

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Romance / Re: How Can A Lady Who Has Flat Butt And Chest Attract A Man? by TheGreatIYANU: 2:48pm On Jun 23, 2023
Focus on becoming the best version of yourself. The best man for you will be attracted to your smarts, drive, determination and doggedness, not your body.

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Forum Games / Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by TheGreatIYANU: 12:18pm On Jun 22, 2023
OKOATA:
Oga ordinary pistol will kill an elephant let alone a bear, saying a Glock will tickle a bear is pure lies, na gun you underate like that, the only reason why you need a Pump action is because it diaposes off so many bullet boris at once, using a gloak will make you panic and might not get a good aim that's why you need a PA. With a good shot the smallest gun will kill a bear.


You answered your analogy by yourself. Goodluck getting good aim while running for your life.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Maj Gen T.A Lagbaja With His Boys In NW Before His Appointment by TheGreatIYANU: 2:57pm On Jun 21, 2023
Wow! I love this man already! A leader who leads from the front. He is right in the thick of it with his men.
No greater love.
No greater honour.

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Forum Games / Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by TheGreatIYANU: 6:00am On Jun 21, 2023
The Grizzly should not be in that mix. In it's place should be the Siberian Tiger. The Grizzly Bear after it's ginormous brother the Polar Bear is not just strong. It is one of the most vicious animals in the world, so much so that hikers are encouraged to carry guns with higher caliber than average, e.g. if you're hiking and come faced to face with a Grizzly, pray to your God because if you have anything less than a12 gauge pump-action, your glock will only tickle it and make it more angry as it charges at you, tearing you to pieces.

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Politics / Re: Service Chiefs: The Package Came With All The 'isms' - Sowore by TheGreatIYANU: 7:00am On Jun 20, 2023
GHOBBISH

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Romance / Re: Father Of Four Dies, Married Lover In Coma After Sex Romp by TheGreatIYANU: 3:16pm On Jun 18, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar...

Is it also enhancement drugs that put the woman in coma undecided

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Politics / Re: EFCC Summons Ex-Aviation Minister, Sirika Questions Nigeria Air Officials by TheGreatIYANU: 9:52am On Jun 16, 2023
Penguin2:


Agreed!

But most of the things that bedeviled GEJ’s government were humanly orchestrated by power mongers who were out to frustrate his government.

But being a weak man he is, the idiot never took decisive actions against those people even when I’m sure he must have had enough security report and intelligence about who was behind what.

Let’s not act like we are babies.



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Politics / Re: EFCC Summons Ex-Aviation Minister, Sirika Questions Nigeria Air Officials by TheGreatIYANU: 11:32am On Jun 15, 2023
Penguin2:


All blame to Tinubu for supporting him to power after repackaging him as a reformed democrat.

Without Tinubu we would never have had Buhari, would we?


My brother... I cannot blame you for blaming Tinubu. I cannot also blame Tinubu himself because I don't suffer from selective Amnesia.

GEJ's tenure (albeit paling in comparison to PMB's) was a socio-economic disaster.
Politics / Re: EFCC Summons Ex-Aviation Minister, Sirika Questions Nigeria Air Officials by TheGreatIYANU: 8:26am On Jun 15, 2023
Reports coming out from the woodwork of wanton, colossal & staggering corruption under Booohari's nose are discombobulating to say the least.

PMB's PA's father allegedly had 1.5TRILLION in his account, not million, not billion!

My plea: abeg... let Tinubu expose and deal with them for the next four years, as he seems poised to. If PO had won & does what needs be done, 'they' will turn it to tribal matter and scatter the country.

I just pray BAT & crew face this people. PMB will go down in history as the WORST HUMAN EVER (past, current & future) to govern a country.

I say future so assuredly because if anyone comes after that is worse than him, the country will never survive it.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Funny These Days by TheGreatIYANU: 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2023
uzomakanaki:
totally out of point

lol.... someone earlier said you need exorcism as you will not take any advice, I laughed when I saw that comment but now I'm sure he was right.

Go marry her oga. Post IB here, if we are chanced we will come and eat rice.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Mum Told Children To Leave Her And Get Help by TheGreatIYANU: 12:06am On Jun 13, 2023
ImoleNaija:
It's very emotional.

Thank God for the children's lives.

Man... too emotional. I wept when I read about their mum.
Education / Re: 20 WAEC Officials Arrested For ‘aiding Exam Malpractice’ by TheGreatIYANU: 9:04am On Jun 12, 2023
Great news. The country is gradually descending into a state of self-perpetuating moral decadence. Imagine selling questions for one of the country's most important exams. They should be persecuted to the highest level
Crime / Re: Popular Pastor Exposed By His Fellow Accomplice Over Illegal Deals (pix/video) by TheGreatIYANU: 7:18am On May 26, 2023
This is why cunny man go always die. You know your ways, yet you no one pay.
Romance / Re: How can my sister politely refuse the sexual advances of a married lecturer. by TheGreatIYANU: 11:15am On May 23, 2023
manee2:
I really can't give the best advice to my 24-year-old sister struggling with the frustrations of a married professor in his late 40s who wants to have a sexual affair with her.

The lecturer handles two different courses, each having a three-credit load and she is afraid of being failed for not complying with his sexual advances.

Having given many excuses for not meeting up for a date and refusing his gifts, tonight I found her crying after talking to him over the phone and it seems he is upset about the whole situation.


DM me for soulution

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