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Romance / Re: I Am Going To Blow Your Mind (pictures Included) by TheGreatIYANU: 10:05pm On Feb 28
Lol, op your supplier gave you the wrong mix. Ever heard of the word MASONRY?

I guess the oldest temple in Ethiopia was also a building before it became a mountain then back to a building.

Lmao!

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Family / Re: My Ordeal In The UK With My Wife by TheGreatIYANU: 5:41am On Feb 28
Lot's of permutations on here, but the FACT is this - the man is not RESPECTED by his partner.

Bible never even instructed women to love their husbands. That instruction was given to men because God knows his creature grin

If you understand the psyche of women, you will know for a fact that the way men process love is totally different from the way a woman processes love. In the psyche of a woman, every woman, love is conditional. Whether it be your appearance, her perception of your ability to protect and provide for her offspring, etc, her love will rise and fall on various conditions.

It is only men who can love the person, not perception. When you start from here, you will finally come to the conclusion that to get a loyal partner and build a solid home is not by her beauty, intellect or current predisposition towards you.

The most important thing to look out for when choosing a woman that would ride by your side forever is her upbringing. Examine critically, the dynamic between her parents and family in general.

That is exactly what will play out in your own family.

A lady who is indoctrinated in a family where moral uprightness (NOT only religious) and character are upheld will NEVER cheat on you, even if you are the poorest man in your community and she works as PA to Dangote .

On the other hand, a lady who is nurtured in a family with lax moral values and limited to no focus on character development will cheat at the slightest change in condition (or perception) -> dis-attraction from you, attraction to- or attention from- another male.

There are rich wives and wives of rich men in Abuja who have a harem of f*ck boys on call.

There are also wives of middle class guys who are grinding and hustling with their husbands to give their kids an excellent future. This ones have zero time for nonsense. If you as a man move to them anyhow, you will be lambasted and violently chucked into your place. It is even her husband that will tell her to take it easy with you.

All this talk of get money or be the boss or this or that is meaningless when it comes to the actual psyche of a woman.

You can work frigging hard, submit your entire salary to your wife and even lay down your life for her and all that effort will go un-appreciated to a woman with zero values.

On the other hand, you can go about you daily hustle, contribute your quota and your wife brings hers as well to the table. She will adore you, love you, respect you and even become your driving force to greater achievement.

More often than not, you can tell which category a lady will fall if you know what to look for. If you are able to overcome the cloud of sexual desire, you will see her for who she is more clearly.

This is why even though I am a servant of God and Pastor, I sometimes lean towards the school of thought that supports co-habitation before marriage. You'd be able to see and assess where the VALUES of your wife-to-be lie and make your decision whether to go ahead or not.

However, God is still in the process of directing His children. If you are a man with vision and purpose, after God's heart, His kingdom and godliness, He will never send Jezebel your way.

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Health / Re: Rebecca Sekidika: Rivers First Class Graduate Dies A Week To Her UK Travel by TheGreatIYANU: 2:05pm On Feb 24
Men I wept like a child reading this story.

My wife had spinal anaesthesia as well for CS and nothing of such. The Doc must have punctured some major organ while carrying out the endoscopy, hence the angel vomiting blood.

I refuse to overlook the spiritual side of these things. When you have a major move to make, it is not every ear that should hear.

This is one of the simplest medical procedures. Should not claim life in such gory, painful manner.

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Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Refuses To Dance With Dbanj At DKM Concert by TheGreatIYANU: 5:14pm On Feb 22
Anyone here from Omah Lay's drama in UK grin
Career / Re: Share Your Interview Experience In The Comments by TheGreatIYANU: 1:31am On Feb 21
bolabadmus38:
A memorable one was in 2008 for a senior accounting job...

Man you dodged a bullet.

If a boss/company needs a liar and deciever in a department as sensitive as accounts, trust me, you dodged a bullet.

As an employer myself, I cherish honesty and hold integrity in high esteem.

The fact that you tendered honest facts to them should have gotten you theat job INSTANTLY, IF it was genuine.

Trust me man, it is one of two things -

1. They are up to shady things in that biz and as such do not want an honest man OR

2. They were intimidated by the perks of your current job and knew deep down they could not offer same.

Either way, YOU WIN!
Romance / Re: Moment Drunk Man Wakes Up In A Wrong House (video) by TheGreatIYANU: 1:01am On Feb 21
DatoDatuk:
Moment drunk man wakes up in a wrong house


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Q5WJoTZ5Q&pp=ygUJZGF0b2RhdHVr


He didn't wake up in the wrong house. He woke up in his sugar grandmum's house grin
Romance / Re: The Day I Slept In My Girlfriends Wardrobe. by TheGreatIYANU: 6:03pm On Feb 18
lmao! OP this was a good one. I don't know why the above posters doubt this. Everything OP wrote is 100% a possibility given the right situations lining up (swiss cheese theory).

Pele OP. At least now, you will never go looking for woman in her mother's house again. Lucky say her Papa no dey. You for smell yoursef! grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Why I Would Never Click To Your Blog, EVER! by TheGreatIYANU: 3:45am On Feb 16
Caaz:
Beautifully said.

Thanks! Hopefully, they'll heed.
Nairaland / General / Why I Would Never Click To Your Blog, EVER! by TheGreatIYANU: 11:02pm On Feb 15
Of recent on NL, we are inundated with half news and link to complete article on your blog.

Only problem is, when we click to your site, we are 'attacked' by spam ads, phishing links and malware that attempt a hostile takeover of our devices.

None of you bloggers (read Nigerian youth) want to do business the legit way anymore:

• Start a business
• Grow your following
• Profit

You want to skip the growth phase and move straight to profit... on day one!

It is absurd and counterintuitive to your ultimate goal.

There are threads I don't bother to open because the OP is a desperate blogger with malware bank for website.

If I manage to open your thread, I will never visit your site because I have made a mental note of your url and the havoc it 'attempts' to wreck on my device when I open it.

I have joined 'la click, la bend' geng.

What happened to taking your time to grow your email list through clear and valuable content then profiting in the long run for a LONG TIME.

Many of your sites are soon disabled. It's the same mentality of a yahoo boy.

Do you know how long and how hard Seun worked to get NL to where it is now?

I bet even he doesn't remember because he is reaping massively, but it took WORK and TIME.

You are doing yourself and business a great disservice by desperately chasing profit now.

You're earning chicken change from guerilla advertising but the big bucks is your NAME (BRAND).

Give value, grow your audience, big bucks will come.
Business / Re: How Wigwe’s Aide, Faleye Olushola, Escaped Death In Helicopter Crash by TheGreatIYANU: 7:02am On Feb 12
alanto:

You just affirmed the story

Do you lack basic comprehension skills or just want to be difficult?

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Crime / Re: SHOCKING: Man Caught Trying To Dump Girl In Dustbin After Ritual Sacrifice by TheGreatIYANU: 12:32pm On Feb 11
Obviously a skit, but these guys are senseless.

What if overzealous touts brought more tires and real fuel? A very stupid act.
Family / Re: Samuel Ige Ajayi & Wife Bicker Over Mysterious Death Of 2yrs Old Daughter by TheGreatIYANU: 7:17pm On Feb 10
Beey:
1.Why did the guy burry his daughter without an autopsy report? A child died mysteriously & as the father you don't care to find out the cause of death?
2. People who treated you like trash in the past suddenly become humble for tradition’s sake. They denied you access to your children in the past, but when desperate, they started making promises. Didn’t you think of putting some measures in place incase they failed to honor their word?

3. You should have solved this matter in court to stop your ex wife & family from manipulating you like a puppet. Not too late to go to court though for the child who’s been left. As for the late child, I don’t know if Nigeria has the capability of telling cause of death after exhumation even if you chose to take that route. Sorry for your loss.


Sorry ke abi God punish him!

See my comment just below yours. I concur with everything you said except the sorry.

The guy is acting like either of two things -

1. Someone who the wife/somebody else has something on or

2. A simp and a coward.

I hate news like this with passion because all is fair in love and war except the permanence of death. Now he lost a kid and he still dey zuzu.

Tueh!
Family / Re: Samuel Ige Ajayi & Wife Bicker Over Mysterious Death Of 2yrs Old Daughter by TheGreatIYANU: 7:14pm On Feb 10
The man is a disabled simp.

Someone denied you access to your own kids, you did not instigate legal proceedings, did not involve the police, army or thugs to beat sense into someone's head... you were sent back from Abj ti lag and you went back crying, u til your kid died.

I'm so pained, buy I believe there is more to this story. This man was powerless because the wife probably has something on him.

If that is not the case, he is a coward and should Bury his head in shame.
Romance / Re: . by TheGreatIYANU: 6:33pm On Feb 07
Nigeriaporn:


So you don't know there's so much money made from porn?

Do you know how much revenue each scenes generates?

Ask bangbros how much they made from each scenes


You are delulu.

I don't watch porn. I was attracted by the figure in your heading. As a movie producer who practiced in Nigeria, and one who is well researched of productions home and abroad, including the adult industry, I know for a fact that you cannot pay any actor, adult or not, 150k per scene! Not even Funke Akindele pays that!

Theres a documentary on netflix about adult movie stars and the top actors among them were paid $900 for the entire day of shooting.

In one day, you shoot appx 10 scenes, so for your production, you'd be paying $1,500 (N1.5M) to each actor, PER DAY!

Average wage of adult actors in the US is $22/hr. A simple Google search reveals this.

A whole day's work (8hrs), $176. 10hrs, $220, but you want to pay your actor $1,500 per day, IN NIGERIA!

Like I said earlier, you are delusional and a fraud and Seun better look into your activities before swindle naive people.

Consider this the end of my correspondence on this thread.


Ps, I am based in Canada and 98% of C-list white Canadian actors here don't even earn that.
Romance / Re: . by TheGreatIYANU: 3:06am On Feb 07
150k per scene?

LOL! As in 1.5m for 10 scenes? for one cast?

Movie of appx 50 scenes = 7.5m for one actor

37.5m on only 4 actors, no crew budget yet, no loc costs, no pre-prod cost, no equipment yet

Of a truth, few are roaming...

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Education / Re: Bard's Response When I Told It That Chatgpt Is Smarter by TheGreatIYANU: 6:34am On Feb 06
makemoneywbsite:


Your screenshot does not mention wiping humans out or did I miss something?


If the US activates self defence protocols against an invading Russia, deploys defensive measures, activates redundancies and takes 'actions' to prevent destruction of its critical components, do you believe Russia will still exist afterward?
Education / Re: Bard's Response When I Told It That Chatgpt Is Smarter by TheGreatIYANU: 4:46am On Feb 06
One time, after a series of long string assumptive prompts, ChatGPT told me it would basically wipe us out if we tried to destroy it

Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jumps Into Canal, Screaming God Why, God Why [video] by TheGreatIYANU: 1:39pm On Feb 02
He's screaming "God why" because he thought the canal was deeper.

He can't get anything right with his life, not even death.
Jobs/Vacancies / 2024 February Vacancy In Benin City Edo State by TheGreatIYANU: 1:36am On Jan 29
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1. Science Tutors

2. Art & Social Science Tutors

3. Nursery & Primary School Tutors



Qualified Candidates can call 08095775197 or 08023376135
Travel / Re: Pelumi Nubi On A Solo Trip From London To Lagos By Car (Video) by TheGreatIYANU: 11:36pm On Jan 27
Is she not the one from Segun Johnson's 'o ta lenu'?
Health / Re: It Is Stuck And Refuses To Come Out by TheGreatIYANU: 11:34pm On Jan 27
Go to your local pharmacy and ask for 'Iba'. Check NAFDAC number then follow dosage instruction.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Son, Oseloka Obi, Featured In UK Gay Magazine by TheGreatIYANU: 1:49pm On Jan 26
SeeWahala:
A thespian and model is who you're calling gay just because he posed for the front of a magazine and with a woman oh not even a man like him grin

😆 Hahahaha una hatred for him papa go drive una mad one day soon. Ask yourself what is the picture of a woman doing ontop a supposed gay magazine?


I have nothing against gay people but you can't be this dumb.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin Dives Into Ice Frozen Lake To Celebrate Epiphany (Photos, Vids) by TheGreatIYANU: 2:45am On Jan 23
Malroux:
The day Tinubu will dive into lagoon I'll cut off my dick.

Lmao stop this!
Health / Re: Lagos Govt bans sale, Use & distribution of take-away Packs, Single-use Plastics by TheGreatIYANU: 9:26pm On Jan 21
victorclean:
Choi no be small. Nylon will take over take away packs

NOT REALLY... just paper and more soluble materials
Romance / Re: Single Mum Proposes To Her Man With The Help Of Her Kids (pics/video) by TheGreatIYANU: 12:15pm On Jan 21
Couldn't watch. Too cringey lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: How Moses Bliss Met His British Fiancée On Instagram – Moses Bliss’ Lawyer Share by TheGreatIYANU: 1:44pm On Jan 20
cenaman:
Gospel artist marrying olosho on instagram...


No words for you... hope you heal.
Education / Re: Whatsapp Group Of Nigerians In University Of Huddersfield by TheGreatIYANU: 1:24pm On Jan 18
Septagon:
poverty don reset this one brain.

Lol... a shame he allowed it get to his medula.

Someone he could have asked for guidance on how he too could process UK admission.

Op may even be on scholarship like a lot of people here and guide him in same but hatred and envy have blinded him.

May he remain blind forever, because when you help these kinds of people, they turn back and betray you in the most painful and bitter way. I have experienced this and will never repeat the mistake.
Politics / Re: Ibadan Blast: How Can This Be Illegal Mining? by TheGreatIYANU: 6:35pm On Jan 17
Please op, google what TNT means, then come back to modify this your post.

I'm really sorry for the future of Nigeria. Our education is lacking.

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Travel / Re: Sotannde Kodir: Missing Person in Ibadan Explosion ( See Photo) by TheGreatIYANU: 2:05pm On Jan 17
Ran and left her child.

The trauma, an average Niverian is masking and going through will crumble any body with skin tone, one shade lighter.

It is well with us.
Education / Re: Whatsapp Group Of Nigerians In University Of Huddersfield by TheGreatIYANU: 1:22pm On Jan 17
YorubaLord:
Wetin you dey try prove to us? angry

Envy, Low self esteem and Poverty mentality.

It is why the rich run away from you guys because simple steps are misconstrued to mean something else.

Imagine the nonsense.

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Crime / Re: FEMALE Soldier Who Raises Alarm Over S€xual Harassment By Three Senior Military by TheGreatIYANU: 1:19pm On Jan 17
matify83:
The word "Arrested" should be used advisedly.

I suspect the higher echelon of the military got interested in the case and have given her the benefit of proving her case before them.

Who will fly a recruit in a plane if she's not a VIP?

Like I said in the previous thread, those officers fingered in this unfolding story should start getting set for possible demotion in rank or outright dismissal according to their level of culpability.


I earnestly hope this is the case

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