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Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by TheGreatIYANU: 1:07pm On Mar 12, 2023
hello... I have a 3 month course in VI from April to June. I need an affordable 1 bedroom/shared apartment in victoria island for the period.

I'm Male, 31.

Budget - 300-400k for the three months

Contact - 08095775197
Politics / Re: POL 501 The Tinubu Masterclass (sparsky Vs Fisher 1972) by TheGreatIYANU: 7:52pm On Mar 01, 2023
Wow. What a read.

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Politics / Re: Police Convene Meeting Of Critical Stakeholders Towards Ensuring Peace In Lagos by TheGreatIYANU: 7:17pm On Mar 01, 2023
lol they invited the chief trouble shooters of Lagos,,,, Falz and Macaroni to quench their fire grin
Celebrities / Re: Apostle Joshua Selman Attacked On Stage While Preaching (video) by TheGreatIYANU: 2:31pm On Feb 28, 2023
mytime24:
d guy jump on him
Out of excitement

Maybe d prophecy was for him na cheesy

lol...you get!
Romance / Re: . by TheGreatIYANU: 8:33am On Feb 23, 2023
Lol... whoever this is deserves everything she got coming
Politics / Re: You Mean People Can't See That Obi Has Won Already Despite This Evidence?! by TheGreatIYANU: 7:38am On Feb 22, 2023
Bonesbreaker:
PETER OBI IS NIGERIA NEXT PRESIDENT 🍁🍁🍁

Eyaaaa
Travel / Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by TheGreatIYANU: 5:30pm On Feb 05, 2023
247Hustler:
You can do it! Starting is always the hardest part cheesy

'Starting'? You don't know the great gaby here?
Education / Re: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by TheGreatIYANU: 10:45am On Jan 31, 2023
Lol...
Phones / Re: (5) Signs To Know When It's Time To Change Your Smartphone by TheGreatIYANU: 3:54pm On Jan 27, 2023
Lol... currently experiencing 4 out of 5 of these signs grin

Is this message for me oh Lord?
Jobs/Vacancies / ICT Tutor Needed In Benin City by TheGreatIYANU: 3:08pm On Jan 12, 2023
Qualified Candidates can call 08095775197 or 08023376135
Jobs/Vacancies / LATEST VACANCIES In Benin City 2023 by TheGreatIYANU: 2:19pm On Jan 12, 2023
An International School in Benin City is recruiting for the following positions -

1. Science Tutors

2. Art & Social Science Tutors

3. Nursery & Primary School Tutors


Qualified Candidates can call 08095775197 or 08023376135
Car Talk / Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by TheGreatIYANU: 9:51pm On Jan 02, 2023
Timagex:
I wouldn't call myself a very fast driver, but, I hold my own. In 2018/19, when I was still doing contract driving jobs, I drove a woman and her kids from Ibadan to osogbo. On the way, I saw a BMW 5 series in front of me, having faith in the v6 evil spirit, I increased my speed and overtook it. (I later found out a woman was behind the wheels). The thing sweet me. cool

Suddenly, it started looking like the BMW was gaining. She finally leveled up, but, before she sped off, she looked at me with one yeye smile like this and off she went! cheesy grin shocked. She went away so fast I doubted my speedometer. grin You know when you are on 110/115 and a car overtakes you like you are on 60kmh! angry I was so angry! I wanted to chase, but, I was reminded that, "na inside Honda we dey o and that's a 5 series BMW in the hands of a wicked woman". grin grin. I just took my L in peace.

I respected BMW more that day and I certainly feared women more! grin


In other news, contact me if exquisite wedding photography is a priority to you. WhatsApp is zero right zero 63793158.


grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Have You Ever Overdosed On Colorado?? by TheGreatIYANU: 1:09am On Dec 26, 2022
Lmao... see me laughing my head off here! OP you're something else!

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Education / Re: A School In Onitsha Invited Father Christmas For Fun But It Ended In Tears - Pho by TheGreatIYANU: 12:00pm On Dec 14, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin
The irony of this costume is lost on a lot but IYKYK
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by TheGreatIYANU: 4:19am On Dec 11, 2022
Zonefree:
She's not just into you.


When a girl loves you, your feelings and emotions are her utmost concern.

The earlier you discard and do away with that demon, the better for your sanity....


Them go hear?
Politics / Re: Breaking; Gunmen Kill 184 Soldiers In Ambush Attack At Abakaliki by TheGreatIYANU: 3:10pm On Dec 10, 2022
Lol
Career / Re: Call To Bar 2022: How A Little Girls Dream Became A Reality by TheGreatIYANU: 1:57pm On Dec 09, 2022
The way these people add UK in front of their names.... I wonder if actual UK citizens do same
Romance / Re: My Husband Is On Dating App In The UK And Has Consistently Lied To Me by TheGreatIYANU: 1:27pm On Dec 09, 2022
You people and your crazy stories. If your husband is in tech as was mentioned, he would NEVER register an account t on a publicly available dating site with all his details... including his picture!!! cool cool cool

You guys should plot your stories well before hitting the Submit button.

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Phones / Re: Please Help!!! !!! Oraimo Freepods Pro by TheGreatIYANU: 8:28pm On Nov 23, 2022
KingsPath:


Thank you very much for your feedback. Please could you tell me but about the calls. Do you have to shout to be heard on the other end?


Not at all.
Phones / Re: Please Help!!! !!! Oraimo Freepods Pro by TheGreatIYANU: 1:24am On Nov 22, 2022
It's great. Currently using it
Family / Re: What Is My Wife Doing ? Cheating? by TheGreatIYANU: 9:46am On Nov 15, 2022
Adun27:
Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.

The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.

Yesterday, I found out that the same boy still calls my wife and my wife calls him too, when I raised the issue again she flair up telling me the boy was calling him to ask her welfare.
What is confusing is that the first time they talk different things, why would a reasonable guy continues calling her after he knew it caused fight the first time, why would she continue too when she knows that it's threatening her marriage.

My wife has been denying me sex for 3 months, tell me if that's possible for a girl who loves to Bleep.

My wife has a child for me and she has been supportive financially, she does house chores everything, but she had betrayed me twice before, one was cheating, the other she stole money coniving with my cousins at my former business.

Please somebody advise me what to do.

...she has done the previous two and you went ahead to marry her!

You are a strong man oga!
Investment / Re: Crypto Is Not Just For Me, Massive Loss (millions Gone Under 2 Days by TheGreatIYANU: 3:07am On Nov 12, 2022
cmoney22222:
greatigboman

Same shoes with you op

Op. I had to modify this. I think you should be very happy. I have made back my loss asap. Since i can’t wait for dollar whatever. Am a futures broker trader but will not advise you to go into futures if you don’t have an idea of how it works.

What you should do is to trade me the usdt. For now just buy SHIB Inu. You just need to DCA it when it’s dip. I hope you understand this. You will be in massive profit to cover your loss very soon when it’s moves up.

Don’t stress your self. You using one stone to kill two bird. Just buy shib, then go and sleep. The price now is pretty dipped already. You love na small money for $

Shib ke?! Wtf are you on about?
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma Kïllēd Baby Ifeanyi After Chioma Multiple Abortiòns Says Kemi by TheGreatIYANU: 2:10pm On Nov 05, 2022
poshestmina:
I hope she ends up in jail.

Lol she definitely will cuz as we speak David's lawyers are gathering evidence.

Many are mad, few are...?

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Agriculture / Re: This Could Be The Reason Why Our Farm Was Poisoned. by TheGreatIYANU: 8:41am On Nov 04, 2022
Big ups OP, love your resilience. God bless the labour of your hands and mind.

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Travel / Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by TheGreatIYANU: 1:08pm On Oct 29, 2022
Nawa!

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TV/Movies / Re: Can Anyone Recall The Title Of This Movie????? by TheGreatIYANU: 8:49pm On Oct 20, 2022
I'll pay top naira to see this film again
Family / Re: My 5 yr old Cousin Behaves like Ancestor by TheGreatIYANU: 10:20pm On Oct 18, 2022
You'd be surprised what genes can transmit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Is Hr Officers So Cruel? by TheGreatIYANU: 2:23pm On Sep 30, 2022
Oyindamolah:
shocked You harsh o! You didn't even call her back tofine out when she would be available for an interview.

Bro/Sis

Every business in Nigeria right now is surviving by the grace of God. I don't want someone to come and wreck me because 'daddy said she should sweep church on Tuesday morning'!

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Education / Re: Become A Pilot by TheGreatIYANU: 2:21pm On Sep 30, 2022
naruto02:


No, South Africa. Working as a flight instructor in Ilorin at the moment

ha! Is this God? I was just requesting oga Jarus to send me any of his contacts at your School (IAC), not knowing I was talking to baban'la instructor sef!

Oga I want to enter IAC for SP Program oh. I was even contemplating traveling down to ilorin this weekend from Benin.

Kindly buzz me here bro 08095775197
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Is Hr Officers So Cruel? by TheGreatIYANU: 10:08am On Sep 30, 2022
YourBestWriter:
My lil bro applied for this job; he was so excited when they sent him a message online for test, so he did the test and waited for a response from the company...

If you applied for a job and you know the method of comms is through calls, not text, not WhatsApp, it is expected that you be available to receive news of your recruitment process.

Employers are always on the look for employees who would come into the organization to help, not just fo their work and go.

Depending on the HR/Employer involved little characteristics or traits from prospective employees tell a lot, for example his not picking the call at that time may have indicated a 'hard to reach' persona.

I was put out a flyer and a lady replied with all info and her CV. She fit the bill perfectly and I called her in for interview the next day.

Next morning came and I got a text -

"Good day Sir, I'm sorry I can't make it the time we agreed. I had all-night in my church and am (sic) very strong right now"

I blocked her immediately and called up someone else.

In summary, if you're still in the labour market and really need a job, ensure you do everything possible to nail it first.

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