You're making a terrible mistake trying to learn 3 tough skills at the same time.

Examine your proclivities, select the skill that best suits YOU, then dig in.

Dedicate one whole year to become a master in it.

Get menial jobs, cashier, bricklayer etc to survive the year.

I promise you... by the time you focus for a year, the speed with which you will climb the labour market will shock even your enemies.

Reread all I have written and start now.

jessylaurel:


Its disgusting forget about the camera. My concern is what's inside the green bowl

You are wicked! Wicked are you!!!

ahnie:
Is that greenish tea poo peppersoup?

You are a WICKED somebody! LWTMB!!!

Benki003:
How long does this offer stands

The free promo expires on Wednesday so till Wednesday.

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oluwaseyi0:
Egypt must be mad or something
Ask them to go to war zone simply for behaving like a panicked human in a fight or flight mode

All they want to do is simply come to Nigeria

Because of 2 people probably forgetting their passport in Sudan out of panic you want to send 500 people into harm's way

Try that nonsense and see

I know those people did wrong but this is a nonsensical threat taken too far

Lol... Egypt shook "try that nonsense and see"

What will you do? Lol... you are not informed!

Who tested the fetus to ascertain gateman did it? Or did he confess?

If the latter is the case, you have no case... it takes two to tango, but for now, Mr. Expatriate has three choices:

1. Get the wife to do an abortion and continue the marriage

2. Allow her bear the child and continue the marriage

OR

3. Send her on her way with loverboy gateman



Either way, this is no decision for Mr. HR.

Tell him to stand down

Angelfrost:


My face is quite fine, and I felt no slap!

The real shame is that Nigerians can't be model citizens within and outside Nigeria!

That's what we should be more concerned about not how smaller nations are doing the right thing by deporting lawless Nigerians!

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PARADIZEPRIEST:
See nonsense tattoo for ya hand.
They are depoting miscresnts and their dependants
Naija boys export crime like yahoo yahoo,sagging ,wearing stupid eyerings trying to pollute benin republic with crime.
IT WONT WONT WORK HERE IN BENIN REPUB IF YOU ARE NOT DOING LEGIT WORK THEY WILL THROW YOU OUT WITH YOUR DEPENDENT.
Benin republic live life of honesty and contentment,not like naija living like despirate vultures taking what is not theirs to live large,from election to defrauding people.
BENIN PPL are HARDWORKING and FOCUSED PEOPLE, EVERYWHERE IS LIT UP NO VISIBLE CRIME ON STREETS in night hours,PEOPLE MOVE ABOUT freely and HAPPY ENJOYING FRUITS of THEIR SWEAT.
NIGERIANS SHOULD COPY BENIN AND COME OUT OF INSINCERE LIFESTYLE.
AM NIGERIAN, HERE ENJOYIN WITH THEM,SO IF YU ARE A SCAMMER,OR DRUG DEALER OR A ROUGHIAN DONT COME TO BENIN REPUB AGAIN.

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You have both succinctly hit the nail on the head! I was in Benin last year December, I could see how fellow Nigerians were gradually and systematically corrupting the peaceful, contented culture of the Beninese.

Once you get anywhere and announce you're a Nigerian, the atmosphere suddenly tightens up and they look at you through lenses of suspicion. I was alarmed, but thankfully in the few days I spent there, I convinced my hosts that not all Nigerians were as morally bereft, desperate and asinine like the few they had seen in their country.

In fact, I had this experience both in Cotonou and Lomé. In both cities, everyone I interacted with were so in awe of my composure, they collected my contacts and made me promise I will call them whenever I visit again. Some of them still keep in touch till now.

We are not the only Country with underperforming leadership and struggling economy, but we are the most desperate and willing to do ANYTHING to 'make it'. A majority of these people who are this desperate don't even have any strategic plans for their ill-gotten wealth (if and when it comes). You see them splurging on SUVs and other nonsensical frivolities to 'pepper them'.

@ PARADIZEPRIEST , you called these evil lot "despirate vultures" (sic)... there is no better word!

Fineman2:
My name is John. I am 35 years old. I lost my first wife in 2020, so I remarried in 2021 so that my daughter can grow up with a motherly love.

However, my new wife has made it a point of duty to always maltreat my daughter.

Each time, I want to interfere, she tells me to stay out of it. I know I should stand up for my daughter but I am in love with this woman because she came into my life when I needed someone the most.

I reached out to the family of my late wife last month to allow my daughter to stay with them while I send money for her upkeep, but they refused. They said my daughter cannot grow up without a mother and still grow up without the presence of a father in her life.

I have had several conversations with my wife and I have begged her to accommodate my daughter since she is yet to conceive but she told me to get rid of her from the house.

She practically complains about everything my daughter does. I am unhappy about this but at the moment, I am caught in between the woman I love and my beloved daughter.

Please what should I do?

Please sir, in the name of God! Divorce the Jezebel you got now... you think she's mean now? Wait till she bears offspring of her own.

It will be hard but cut her off now while you have little to know entanglements. Once her own kids come, you and your daughter will be done for.

I weep for the innocent girl.

nothing you gon' tell me... the world is definitely ending. Sodom and Gomorrah no do reach like this. All the signs are there.

Paperwhite:
Congratulations Air Peace. I was on board one of its A380 wide bodied aircraft recently and it was cool.

A320 you mean?

KdpMaster:
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There is always always a clause to that effects that prevent seller to create similar thing

Yeah... I'm surprised Musk's team didn't have all the major players in Twitter sign a 'Non-Compete'.

Joro to Joro

lol.... omo! How many people did BIC pay?!

Great piece.

DesChyko:
Oh.. I get it now.

You're selling just the specs😎

OP no lie sha... you just finished 'NIGHT AGENT', na im you get inspiration... true or true?!

InvertedHammer:

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Have you ever driven around in a car? One is barely safe in a car and you want to ride a bike in Nigeria where drivers change lanes without signals? That's an accident waiting to happen. I see those delivery bike riders in Lagos and immediately think "anytime now"

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Ps, are you a programmer? Wadup with the //

Men this post was painful to read.

All I can say is may God help us parents. The OP's husband is living proof that not all literates are educated.

You saw pharmacists in NAFDAC living big and you think they're the hottest sh*t in town! I'm livid.

I stand uncorrected when I say no Pharmacist in the world earns half of what the top IT specialists earn, EXCEPT you own a multi-national pharmaceutical or produced a covid vaccine.

Please there's nothing like clean and clear comms between a couple. All these non verbal and unnecessary coyness helps in NO WAY.

You want it? Ask and it shall be given or at the appropriate time!

Africans and religion. You got to the airport, clear two hours before departure and still missed because you went to pray.

Maybe I didn't get the whole scenario but this is mind boggling.

mymadam:
Hmmm... Plus a first-half hat-trick already again today in the CL (match still on). No b small tin o 🔥

Modified: This is getting ridiculous. A second-half hat-trick again loading for.... HAALAND. One more goal and it'll be a double hat-trick for the 'weirdo'. I'm outta here... YNWA 🤔

EgunMogaji2:


I released him as I have no interest in a case and would rather focus on my recovery instead of court stuff. Nigeria is also a funny country. He was already cooking some stories that we tried to rob him. What I have is a registered court confession from him.

Graceful. Speedy recovery Sir and all the best. Hopefully you will mount your stallion again. I'm thinking of getting a used Bajaj Pulsar, 220cc (I think).

I'll start there and work my way up to your cadre

EgunMogaji2:


Thanks, it's a long recovery.

I thought I was safe off of the road not knowing Akinwale Ogunmodede will leave all lanes of the express to come and take me out.

Lol... Thankfully, he failed. I saw your earlier NL post about this https://www.nairaland.com/7496716/what-exactly-does-one-enjoy/7#119445439 and the twitter posts too

I hope Akinwale Ogunmodede is cooling his heels in panti or kirikiri?

EgunMogaji2:


Above all I’m lucky to be alive and very grateful. I basically took a direct impact from a Toyota Camry on Lagos Ibadan Expressway while at a standstill.

Thanks.

The reckless driving on that road and every other express in Nigeria is alarming. I hope you're recovering well Sir?

EgunMogaji2:


I wouldn’t recommend biking to anyone in Nigeria especially to an adult that’s starting out.

That N800K will barely cover well made gears.

No more high risk pursuits for me in this country that has deplorable emergency medical response and healthcare.

I can’t really blame my accident on my bike because we were parked when a car came off the road to hit me but the bike actually reduced the impact. My bills are nearing N10M now.

Forget the bike.

Wow! Sorry about this experience Sir. Thank God you are alive to give this advice. Well, I guess the spirits of my Mum and Wife (both still alive) are speaking through you.

I'll definitely have a rethink.

kingreign:

Madam don put a stop to my interstate road trips too. To marry no be beans shaaa

Lol... it is well oh! Abeg try do at least one thing wey you like make person for no go frustrate

chccho:

If you have 800k already , isn't it only common-sensical that you buy a car within that range or just add a little more and buy a car instead Or are u going to be carrying madam n family on a powerbike Get yourself a car first before a bike

Wish you guys will ask questions first before dictating how I live my life. I own a car in my main base (somewhere outside Lagos)... cars actually. I need this Powerbike for use within Lagos.... but from what the ogas Egunmogaji2 and Gazzuzz are saying... it is not a good idea

GogetterMD:
Brethren, you can only get a normal motorcycle with accessories at that price. Average price of your 200cc Qlink or Bajaj now is well above 500k

Well the plan is to get a used or tokunbo powerbike, definitely not a new one

kingreign:


In my wife’s voice, ‘darling, pls, the only time you were allowed to own a power bike was when you were unmarried and did not have any offspring, the moment you became a father and a husband, that right and privilege was thrown out of the window and into a dungeon never to be found again’.

LOL! Same thing madam said, but my brother, with all the sacrifices made and still been made, this one thing I love, I'll go after.

This is what I told her.

Good day all,

I currently stay on the mainland but have cause to work on the island for the next 3 months. Due to several factors such as Lagos traffic, budget (I don't have budget for a car) and I've always wanted to own one, I've decided to get a Powerbike to facilitate my movement and fulfil my bike dream.

Budget - ₦800,000 (bike & paraphernalia)

Ps, I have don't know how to drive a Powerbike, but I drive Cars, Trucks and Bicycles.

If you know/have a good Powerbike within my budget for sale, kindly holla. I'd appreciate if you simply post your bike here, pics and specs so the elders can ascertain I'm getting good product.




Your Attn Sirs: @ Gazzuzz @ Egunmogaji2