₦airaland Forum

Gedeme002:
APC should just announce the results already

I'm tired

domesifa:
President Buhari's facial expression at the ongoing APC convention is already considered as funny memes

ayloveit:
See how Governor Yahaya Bello ignored APC chairman this evening during the party’s Presidential Primaries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6S6WRPyIms

Gedeme002:
Hmm


They should announce the winner na

My Blood pressure is rising here

Mide1data:
Drop your funniest memes you've ever seen here.

Tissaia:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/05/15/deborah-suspect-in-viral-video-is-from-niger-republic-has-escaped-police-source/

qekng40:
Some of the most common Phobias includes;


Personally I am suffering from Acrophobia(fear of heights)!

Please don't tell me to jump a gutter/drainage or pass a canal
When I'm on a Plane, I don't dare look down

Pavore9:
The man is a pervert, deriving sexual pleasure from inflicting pain on his naked daughter. He can never pass any psychological assessment to prove he is okay as he is living out a sexual fantasy that he covers up under the disguise of discipline!

Znation:
Hello nairalanders!

What are your top 5 most favorite romantic song?

Mine is;

1. Whitney Houston: I will always love you.

2. Celine Dion: To love you more.

3. Westlife: flying without wings.

4. Brym Adams: breaking my heart.

5. Elton John: sacrifice,

Keep the list going, so i can update my playlist!

MrALIVE:
May thunder fire your mouth there!!!

Anny505:
So na cold from AC go kill am? Omo the snake go kill you dem go label am COLD BLOOD MURDER

Acidosis:
I was going to recommend a change of environment but I remembered we are in the digital age. Whether you live in the zoo, among Mushin touts, or a posh environment, your daughter will grow up to mingle with all kinds of social animals on Tiktok, Twitter, IG, etc. The "zazooh zeh" she likely wouldn't hear in a posh environment or school, she will hear it on Tiktok.

The goal is to keep feeding her with the right teachings, stories, thoughts, etc. If you guys are Christians, then the word of God is your best bet. The human mind can NEVER be idle. You can't practise or believe in nothing. You're either here or there.

By the way, "eni pe" is not so bad though, I think a comedian initiated that. I say/do that a lot with my spouse. Na she and some friends influence me sef

ImmaculateJOE:
Does she looks hungry to you..?

SIMPle man..

Tulsaguy:
Boys de Nairaland de beg for urgent 2k....Una no fit help those ones, na all these evening newspapers una go de send raba give.....


Na so one slide into my dm on Twitter... saying stuffs like

'I like your political commentary" "I just decide to follow"


Me sharp guy... Thank you bae. Next thing

"Hope you were not affected by the covid-19 lock down.

I said not really much. Next thing...

" I lost my job and it has really been difficult to keep up since then. I can't even buy my pad bla bla..... "

As the alaye guy wey I be.... Oh... Sorry eh....
Next.... I don't mind anything.....


I just de laff d shameless dude or could even be a guy sef.


I just throw the bomb.... I can link you up some cool money links online.... Can you work online... Bae said yes....


I said OK.... Build your profile on upwork and when you done... Let me review it....

That was the last I heard of the oloshoguy.....

Hezzyluv:
Upon the flood light still dey.

Adesina18111:
How dem take know say it's poisonous?...hope no be scope b ds?...I hope the news is real cos 2023 general election is here already...I hope it's not the same poisonous rice dem go distribute during campaign?...I no trust Nigerian customs on this

Insecurity:
Bestiality: Police launch manhunt for lady in viral s3x video



https://punchng.com/bestiality-police-launch-manhunt-for-lady-in-viral-s3x-video/

pauladonis:
So, let's say right now, you have the opportunity to choose between

Option A: Get an employment letter in a reputable firm with 100k per month salary package.

Or

Option B: Learn a physical handwork that will enable you establish your personal business for life.


Which one will you choose?


No talk say na Jamb question o. It's just to see things from different people's perspectives.

OscarJaden:
So a bolt driver actually sent this message to his friend telling him of what transpired between him and a girl

Who is at fault? It is that the uber guy trespass his boundary or the girl was simply mannerless and rude?

Lola, Nigerian small small girls are something else.

This is why i say so. I am a Uber and Bolt driver. I carried a lady from Ikotun to Ikota Lekki and when we got there, she told me the boy she came to see, that she has never met him before and this is the first time. She said she is scared because of what is happening in our country nowadays.

I told her if her mind cannot carry it, she should go back home but she said, she will go in and i should please take her number and keep checking up on her and also look at the face of the guy well. If anything happen, i should alert the public. I said ok.

We waited for the guy, he came out, i saw him, i stylishly took his picture but it wasn't clear. Some other guys came out of that house too to welcome the girl. I was scared for her but i left.

On getting home later that last night because everything happened around 6pm, i quickly called her to be sure she's fine. This girl picked my call and immediately i introduced who is calling, she shouted at me "han han, are you mad, imagine a Bolt driver calling me, what effrontery. When did that one start". I didn't hang up, i tried to explain that she was the one who told me to call her but she said "and so". That me i want to toast her, that she will report me. She put it in loud speaker and all the boys in the room with loud music started shouting on me that i am mad, i am stupid for calling her, that i will lose my job over this.

That time, i was beside my wife when i called and i explained to her. Why will i want to call another lady when i am married.
I will never watch out for any body again. If them like, let them carry all of them go. The girl can't be up to 22. She insulted me very well.
We Uber drivers see things.

Excober08:
All the women in these pictures are dead! All within a space of 5 months.

They were all victims of domestic abuse and they all suffered extreme physical violence in the hands of their husbands up until their deaths.

Growing up, I was told the reason many women stay in abusive marriages is because they don’t have their own money and they can’t run back to their fathers house….

Let me shock you!!!

All the women in these pictures were the breadwinners; they were all independently and financially well to do. They all had their own money and they were all richer than their husbands. They were all equally educated and relatively exposed; everything you know about domestic violence, they knew much more!
But yet! Yet! Their lives were ended by the dead-beat men they chose to love!

Dear Women,
If he hits you once, he will definitely do it again and again and again. And if you make excuses for him the first time, you will see yourself making excuses for him, over and over and over again.
Maybe one day he will change, but until then, leave! Because he won’t change if keeps seeing you to punch. He can only change when you leave him! So, leave now! Carry you bag and go. Just go! And don’t come back!

Under the flyover is better than a inside the casket.

We can blame society, we can blame religion, we can blame the church! But the truth is, you always have a choice and the choice is always yours to make.

Religion cannot go, tradition cannot go, society cannot go… only you can go!

If you love yourself, leave! If you love your children, leave! If you love your friends, leave! If you love your partner, leave!

The rate at which women are dying in the hands of their partners these days is alarming. It’s seems like the right question to ask is….Who Is Next?

flokii:
@OP Tell us the nature of your job.. don't you have HR in the company?
In case you don't know, that your randy boss is already nursing plans to fvck you.

Sweetplum:
Dry story.
Akantbilivit in this era/age.

Just ready to be raped or fuc ked peacefully
Cos u see danger you no run!

We4all:
Alaye, he is the hotel’s manager and she is serving there. He is technically her boss. He could have cajoled her that he wanted her to run an errand for him in his room. Did you expect her to object?

Timagex:
3. SEND YOUR PREFERRED PLAYLIST TO YOUR DJ.

It is very important for the couple to make a list of most preferred songs that they want the DJ to play at their wedding reception or after party. Most of the time, the DJ just plays a trendy song that he feels the couple will like and this might not go down well because the couple might have a different taste in music. Imagine a situation whereby, the dad of the bride (a respected pastor) is dancing with the bride and the DJ chips in "za zu zeh"!! or "idi oremi" by naira marley! Abomination!! (This situation happened at a wedding I photographed in Osogbo, Nigeria)

Furthermore, there are even situations whereby the new couple and their friends might have special dance steps rehearsed for a particular songs. It is not going to happen if your DJ is not carried along.

So, potential couples, put together a list of your favourite jams and send to your DJ before the wedding day.

LordIsaac:
How did he single you out, force you into his car and drive you to a hotel; book a room, closed the door and tried to rape you?

yanabasee:
Isn't she a prostitute?


First and foremost, why follow a man into his room if you had no intentions of letting him have his way....


Secondly, she's not a child.... She has every right to say No...


For her to be serving in a hotel of all places .... Then she's a who'e...


I had a girlfriend back then, very decent girl but from a poor family.... When things began to get tougher with her .. She applied for a hotel job and she would tell me how the girls in the hotel were sleeping with guests or customers for money and how she hated it... It wasn't upto two weeks when she joined them. Started seeing her with new clothes and new phones and so on...

She had a foreign client that took interest in her and today she has her own hotel... Closed to politicians who patronizes her hotel.

So you see, hotel girls are who'e...

Graceihotu:
My question is "what do guys really want"
I am not saying I am perfect but I know I am surely the best girlfriend any guy could ever think of yet I am still experiencing heartbreak at 31���


Had issues with my boyfriend since last year April bkos of a particular girl he posted on Facebook addressing her as the mother of his house. I became angry and told him I was only going to continue the relationship if I spoke to the lady in question bkos same lady posted him too calling him her first love.


He told me the lady was his cousin sister and ofcourse I believed him bkos she bares same surname with his cousin brother whoose wedding we attended together, He addressed me as his wife to be throughout the occasion so I had everything to believe in him

Just five days ago I saw his wedding notification on Facebook with that same lady. My heart has never been this broken B4 in my life. I have cried out my soul to the extent that I barely see clearly this days. I tried not to cry but I just can't. I am seriously weeping as I am typing this.

I have tried to encourage myself but I just can't stop crying and WAILING.

Who have I ever offended and what exactly do guys want?

I have searched all through the 5 yrs of relationship and aswear with my life that I never stressed him but I only requested Love not Money from him

My heart is bleeding.
I only sent him his pre-wedding pics and congratulated him then he replied "thanks''

He feels I don't deserve an explanation �����

Proflere:
Ha!

Ogbeeeeni run for your life! Rat want to meet with cat for a peace or pieces talk.. lolz

pyyxxaro:
You are SIMPly a Mumu man