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babygirlfl:
In your house, your husband is king and you are queen. Nobody can come in and disrespect either you or your husband. You did the right thing.

Thank u ma'am.
My parents are trying to make it look like I commited an offence by sending him out.

taryour:
you did the right thing by sending him out of your house. Your husband remains your husband and should not be disrespected.
when your brother grows up and becomes a real man he is free to harbour any form of insult as he pleases.

He is yet to be a MAN...

Happy Independence day house...

Happy independence day Nigeria...

Thank u ma'am

House, what will be ur decision if your younger brother insults n almost fought your husband? He has been living with us since last year December since he came from abroad. He had nowhere to stay, he came with dreadlocks, looking so irresponsible, he refused staying with our parents cos according to him, people will laugh at him for coming back empty handed.
He smokes weed anyhow, will cough all through d night, keeps late nights, if u advice him, he won't talk to u for weeks. I was getting annoyed cos he was disrespecting my husband in his own house. hubby warned him dat if he is tired of staying with us, he can leave in peace cos he won't tolerate his excesses anymore.

You need to see where this boy started ranting n insulting us.He said he was gonna slap my husband n called us all sorts of name. The next morning, we asked him to take his luggage n leave, which he did.

My parents have been snubbing since then. like I did so ething wrong.
Even when I reported him to then, they never showed any concern of talking to him. They only said u know nobody can talk to him oo, if he misbehave, then we should send him out.

KissQ:
I just cook for fun baby, I love cooking dnt do it as a biz

hmmmm. so u cook all these at home? that's nice. I will pm u then for ur address. I ve got a new home.

KissQ:
U wanna come?

yes

KissQ:
Yaaay people! Howfar? Who missed me

kissQ, are u into catering?
where is ur biz place?

Kimoni:

thelish thelishious

I remain loyal ma.

SAMBARRY:
you're very wicked

haaa ko da o

they should ban wrappers. You want to finish some people

the size of belle and yash go be the same and that woman has a full correct African body. That is how a real African woman should look like

oya go and add some weight so that your neck go get folds and layers. That way chain or beads go see place rest and balance for neck

hahahahaha. na belle get wrapper oo. The wrapper dey hang on top d belle

SAMBARRY:
abi o.all this fruits or cornflakes is not my thing for breakfast. If you no fit eat yam and egg for breakfast eat yam porridge. You go get energy. You no go resemble bread when them don soak inside water

To take fruit for morning na dead sentence oo
Cornflakes is not my thing at all. I nor dey fit swallow am o.
instead of cornflakes, I will take d local one. already milk nai make soaking garri turn cornflakes.

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Why're you all finding this regime strange? Okay, google up the health benefits of lime and lemon. That should be more than enough reason. Secondly, drinking lots of water actually flushes your system of toxins (especially with the lime and lemon mixture), helps tighten up your skin, and makes you look younger and fresher.

C'mon, you've got to admit this is a whole lot better than eating Eba / Amala / Pounded yam / fufu first thing in the morning, with a massive bowl of Ogbolo / Egusi soup and assorted meat - like aunty Sambarry.



Lawd have mercy!

So what d'you eat in the mornings? Mountains of white carbohydrates??

so many things ooo. other than all this ajebor food.

SAMBARRY:
That means you go thin gan

hope no be say you resemble all those anorexia French models.

All the things wey dey ya plate go belleful you?

if I eat that thing for breakfast e go be like say I eat one piece of biscuit. Eat better food wey go give you stamina o.all this oyinbo oyinbo food dey make person fragile. Na why them no strong. After one blow opari!

For breakfast you are supposed to eat maybe like 3 pieces of yam and fried egg.slice tomato pepper and onions inside

afternoon eba or wheat or fufu and vegetables then evening just take something light like half a bunch of banana. You go thick and strong. No be all this suwegbe food !

Sambarry, yours is better na. at least biscuit na sth. My own na to vomit ooo. lemon lime tomatoes, cumcuber plus water for breakfast?? noooo. The only day I imitate hubby take sliced cucumber as desert, na hospital end am oo. I vomited right from d dinning table.
Anyway sha, I have Neva been aje wen it comes to food. Morning tea dey even turn my belle. lol

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

Yeah, 1hr run. Done it and back now. Before that, I did my 30 mins sit-ups / lower abs workout.

I've still got plenty of time to go to church na. 12noon mass - so yeah, you can still help me tie that gele.

Oya come join me for brekkie: Cherry plum tomatoes, cucumber slices, a squeezed lime and lemon fruit in (warm water) + an extra bottle of water - one litre.

Wait ooo, after licking lime, I go drink water join am?? wetin pepper for here wey need glass of water?
God help ur children ooo. This is beyond me oo.
Efe well done oo

munchfani:
Can't turn a hoe into a house wife..TELL YOUR BRO WITH STYLE

In d book of d elders chapter 10000vs 2-8, says ashawoo wey go marriage, na holiday she go.

4bobo:
Eehehe , you took the word of my mouth. I have seen allot from your area . infact there is on in that boundary axis that I always envy and pray for his hustling.
The way he carries the wife business for head you will think he was jazed. Another one in Apapa always intrigue me, though this one na shop. But they no dey shame and they are proud of it. This was opposite of what I witnessed in my service year in some part of ......... In which the husband wakes up in the morning to be drinking kainkain and playing drafts and ludo.waiting for one of the wives to go farm and cook good meals.

Guy u served in delta state? lol

A delta man will prefer to die in hunger to fry akara. Igbos put pride aside when it comes to business.

mightycrown1:
i thought as much

U know d saying dat d dead n d living has nothing in common. They both exchange vows on their wedding day, using d ring as a physical symbol that tie both of them together. And at d end of d vow, its usually Till Death do us part.
So d death of any spouse puts an end to d marriage.
Though different strokes for different folks sha.

THEN SCIENCE NEVA DISCOVER AM.

I have seen it happen severally. According to d officiating minister, he said d ring was a symbol of their love till death do them apart.
So death automatically ends everything they shared in d marriage, as d living has nothing in common with d dead.

Nairaland making people feel like they are celebrities.

NellyGhenghen:
Where did Reekado Banks get 500mill pls

leave them, they thought 500million is d same thing with 500thousand.
These people are so fake.
How many album he don release sef?

Ligxy:
This pic is cute enough for a day old baby. if you see my day old pic ehn? But you're right, the baby will most def not like it later. I never liked showing mine to visitors.

Hahaha. probably u just resume cry when u were snap. oya go hide am far. But u must show ur kids, make them know say dem fine pass u. lol

A big Congrat to u sir.
But pls change this pics to a finer one. This cute baby fit nor forgive u later say na dis kind pic u put ooo. lol

agarawu23:
pix or we wouldn't believe it's delicious

U don join d crew?
Na people like u dey spray plenty perfume enter picture so.
So with pic, u will know if its sweet or not. Oh mehn, I love ur talent n gift oo. lol

agarawu23:
Good day ppl
I finally made it (moimoi)

I did it as suggested by u guys and I am sharing the testimony with pictures below

Cc timawoku, demigods, okirewaju, hisgrace090, thelish, udysweet, bukiminaj, marvellousGod, oyind17

Make una come chop

See groove for party ooo. thanks dear.
I did mine as well. Corned beef moi moi. Very delicious. Too lazy to post pics now.

MarvellousGod:
if she grows and doesn't like it, she can stop wearing rings on it and gradually the piercing will close... For now, the parents have every right to do what they feel is best for their daughter, the daughter is in their care totally. ..
Why do you send your kids to school? Why don't you wait till they're old enough to decide whether they wish to attend school or not? .. why do you wear them shoe? Why not wait for them to decide whether they want sandals, slippers or shoes? .. why give your baby pap when she may prefer custard in the future?

As for the slavery talk, so all women that have ear piercings don turn slaves abi?

Abeg allow your wife take decision as regards that afterall she would be the one with the baby 80% of the time.. if not 100% sef

U are always on point.

See pinging mouth oo. These children don open eye come from belle oo. Congrat to my old boyfriend. lol

Kimoni:
thelicious

Ali Baba in the house

I remain loyal ma. lol
Most times, damiso n co, dey make me feel I can't cope abroad ooo. Before I go go reject visa for dream cos of food. I won't forgive mysef wt dat dream ooo.
Anyway sha, Na to package all d dryfish, starch, banga n all menemene enter plane ooo.

cococandy:
You no like food?

If I dont love food who will? lol happy I saw sth solid, not all those oyibo grasses Una dey design for food so. Abeg eat n feel fresh.

cococandy:
My fellow foodies, make una help me thank God o.
I finally found Pomo.
#thanksgiving mode.

So I made nkwobi and stew and egusi soup and abacha with it. Even made bitterleaf soup with it. (But no pic for bitterleaf soup)
If only I could put it in my cereal too.

See delicacies. Na so u like food

nayoubiko:
PLEASE DON'T TRY AND GO OUT OF THE MARRIAGE, I BELIEVE THINGS WILL BE OK, WHAT EVER IS HAPPENING GOD KNOW TO IT, BELIEVE ME BOTH OF YOU ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER IF NOT GOD WILL NOT BLESS YOU WITH A SECT OF TRIPLET.

MY ADVISE FOR YOU, IS TO KEEP PRAYING FOR HIM, TELL GOD TO PROVIDE A GOOD JOB OR BUSINESS THAT WILL MAKE HIM DO AS HUSBAND IN YOUR HOME.

YOUR PRAYERS IS VERY IMPORTANT IN HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW.

So just because they had tripet mean say they were meant for each other. So TTC couples are not meant for each other?

Ioannes:
How does posting this on Nairaland help your marriage weather the storm? instead of you to post your problems to God you are posting it here, were you told that God visits Nairaland ni?

God is omnipresent. He read am before u even read am sef. lol

emekachimek:
This is really heartbreaking! First of all, I commend your doggedness even when your husband is not fulfilling his responsibility to his family. Even the scriptures say that a man who cannot provide for his family is worse than an infidel; I may not want to use that word for your husband but the bible has said so. Secondly, the bible also says that a wise woman builds her home while the foolish tears it apart. You are a wise woman and have built your home, don't tear it apart. Keep loving and praying for him. Whatever a man sows, that he shall reap. He will regret all he's doing much later in life when your children are grown and you shall reap the fruit of your hard work. Lastly, you are among the few that understand what to be a wife means. PLS DON'T REGRET MARRYING HIM, keep praying for for him

Jesus Christ, advice plenty ooo. Neva knew d real definition of a wife until now. Thanks bros for dis wonderful lecture