₦airaland Forum

mart2k:
Funny u, I studied d course in Nairaland n graduated wit....



Pls, help me guess my grade

mart2k:
dat must b a miracle or mayb she has small boobs

mart2k:
Abeg na bra. How do u expect boobs dat v sufferred in d hands of men since she was 18yrs old to stil remain intact like that. Na bra magic

SAMBARRY:
Local Bush girl.see eyelashes
Tufiaaa.eleyi sheshe laju sodi ke

crowns2:
Its a shame we can't hear her own part of the story. This woman married you straight out of NYSC when you had very little doing. She knew your financial status and married you like that. Which means she accepted you that way. OP, I believe that you are not telling the full story here. Personally, i hate a man who is stinginy but the size or quantity of money doesn't matter to me. But very important: I like a man who can hustle, I mean real hustle to bring something home without giving excuses
Some men are lazy and full of excuses.
Once they see the woman bringing in something and taking care of some responsibilities they just sit back and relax. The man could be sitting his increasing fat ass and waist line playing draft at home or borrowing from her to go drinking or to go out with his friends. Most times the mood of a jobless man is unbearable. Everything makes them angry and insulting. She may be reaching her limit already. Communication is key here though. Talk to her. And even if you got no job yet every morning go out as a man and look for something. When she sees you trying she will definitely understand

pedrilo:
u too get mouth ohhh

Oyind17:
woman! tell me you are joking, what happened to their marriage vows?




End time women!

fm7070:
OK Bro.
That is end time women for us oooooooo.
If the man should go into kidnapping or robbery and bring loads of money, she will be all over him as if her life depends on him

EfemenaXY:
Anyway ladies - believe it or not, I had a GRASS drink. Proper grass and I kid you not!

I missed brekkie and doing my normal morning exercises at home, so this was the alternative - opted for a plain wheat porridge (no cream, no sugar) as usual - and a green crush (apples, cucumber, kiwi, lettuce, grapes, etc). Then decided to try out the grass thingy.

You know how it's done like when you go to the pub and order a shot of whisky or something similar? So I asked for one shot of grass drink. Omo you need to see the amount of grass that girl cut into the "grasser" juicer. Had to ask her if it was washed oh!

Anyway, even to drink the thing, see as my heart dey beat...kpom, kpom, kpom, as per "who send me?" And the smell? Gosh! It smelt very grassy! :DI eventually summoned up some dutch courage to drink it, but had to hold my nose in the process. Men see as dem dey laugh your sister. They even gave me a slice of apple to make it more bearable.

So, that's the long and short of my Thursday's experiment. It wasn't too bad sha. Afterall, they say grass is detoxifying.

Anyway, the very very dark green drink is the concentrated grass solution I had. Now it doesn't get much healthier than that, does it?

Oya, in no particular order:

Chillisauce
Cococandy
Ifyalways
Edwife
Bellong
BurntPalace
Damiso
Smartmom
Mindfulness
Xoxomum
Kimoni
Thelish
and last but not the least: Sambarry, Sambarry, Sambarry, and Sambarry.

cococandy:
Where are you from?
In my place the woman's mom is the first choice to come for a new born baby. Just correcting that notion.

Anyway are you saying the woman's mom should be less important to her because the man is the head? Where una dey get all these mumbo jumbo from sef?
So if the wife's mom is sick it won't be ok for her to come and stay indefitnely but it would be ok if the man's mom did because he's the head? Smh.

cococandy:


Actually I don't eat a lot. On a 'normal' day.
But I do love to cook. For now Na condition make crayfish bend.

cococandy:
Meat pie.

No I'm not going to eat all of it.
I'll share

Cutehector:
so ur broda aint a gentle man? Ur dad aint a gentleman?

Its a pity we don't look within..

JanethEze:
Why don't you go and wash your brain because its full of sh**t. Stupid, messed up mentality you have there. People like you are the reason Nigeria will NEVER MOVE FOWARD

V0lv0:
Some of these comments shows that Nigerians are sick. It is not up to a teacher to discipline or flog someone else kids. It's up to the parents. In a normal civilized country such an act can even get the teacher suspended.

I agree with Damilola. The day any teacher ever lays hands on any of my kids will be the last day they will lay hands on anybody. Kwasiasem

MadCow1:
After what I experienced in school, I have to agree with her.


Teachers should educate my kids, write reports on their performance both socially and academically to me (the Parents) and allow me handle the disciplinary aspect.

The truth is that most of these teachers are simply beasts. I remember how we had one teacher who flogged students like it was a sport. Whenever any teacher wanted to met out cruel and unusual punishment on a student, they always called Sir. P.

I remember how he was busy flogging an entire class for noise making and when it got to us guys, he flogged us and we didn't cry, flinch or act out like others, he decided to keep flogging us until we reacted. In the end, he broke some of our skins and blood started flowing and a friend ended up with a broken wrist.

Please, Teachers should teach.. Kids are not animals that should be raised with sticks. This fear tactics of raising kids may be part of the reasons for the lack of creativity amongst African children. Ever since my younger brother moved abroad, that shy, quiet and docile kid has come out of his shell. He is now more expressive and his character growth has improved. His academics are exceptional as well.

Its only in Africa that when a child fails a test, we flog the child instead of teaching the child.



In the Upper class schools in Nigeria where the kids of the rich and famous attend, this canning culture does not exist. Mostly Public schools and some yeye class private schools still do that bullshit.

NOTE::I am not against flogging or canning.. I am just against somebody else doing it to my kid without my direct supervision or specific consent.

JanethEze:
If my child does something bad, let the teacher tell me; the parent, and i will deal with him/her myself. Do you know how many children have died in the hands of teachers in Nigeria? Corporate punishment needs to end, many lives have been lost because of that

ifyalways:
How come it's always those that married as virgins that always have such problems? I've never seen/heard single but dating virgins have issues with popping the cherry ?

It's . I was not a Virgin when I got married but I can't remember having any issues besides a little sweet pain on my first time.

@ OP, sorry o. Engage in more of pre-intimacy and maybe some lubrication . Hope he's putting it into the right hole?

Squad4:
Hello OP,

I understand what you are going through, I've never been with a virgin, but i know it could be very distressing to find yourselves unable to enjoy sex. And i know it is a very difficult thing to discuss since you both are virgins and you most probably achieved that by avoiding anything sex talk or otherwise.

But here i can give you an advice based on what a close friend who married a virgin experienced. First night they couldn't find a hole at all they fooled around and had to make do with romancing and smooching but no real action. Second day they have to download anatomy pictures and use torchlight to locate the place. after a lot of pre-intimacy, the dude managed to insert a finger which was less painful for the lady but after a while he was able to enter,he couldn't enjoy it because the thing was too painful for her at first. So in day three he actually enjoyed it and she also did. So technically it took three days to dis-virgin the woman.

I takes time, but you must get help on the internet or talk to an experienced elder person or a doctor.

I hope he is even trying to get into the right hole. Good Luck!!

EfemenaXY:
Lunch @ work!

Chicken & Salmon gyoza. Warning: The salmon is raw and the chicken blow-torched.

Anyway, this is just for starters...

cc: Thelish (for the raw fish)
And Damiso (for the blow-torched chicken)

GHoJes:
I thought i read somewhere you said you returned her to her parent without telling them anything, i think you should say something to them yourself as some parent will see it as disrespect or that you are a bad person because you spoke to them when you wanted to collect her only to return her without a word. Also she can add some lies to what happened in other to save her face.

She didnt do it because she is not biologically related. It is you who didnt set the track for a mum/daughter relation. She saw you as her nice church aunty whilst you treated her kindly as a mum but too relaxed with punishment like a mum, then expected mum loyalty. A well trained child is a product of love and discipline. You would have discipline her like your own. If you treat her as a daughter she owe you the mum favour. When you were sick, you would have asked your child to skip school or forgo extra lesson to care for you atleast for few days, thats what you should have done with her. Btw, i think she trekked as usual to arrived at 6pm and pocketed the TP.
It is human nature to be pushed to do right plus she is a child, in case of next time or child. Lastly the chores you gave her, were simple, normal and okay.

tearoses:
Please this girl is only 11
I have a 12 year old daughter too so I know exactly what they can and cannot do
You are expecting her to reason like an adult . . .she is a kid

By the grace of God, you will have your own kids too and one day when that girl is 11, you will look back and say, so my own child can do this

Start again please
You sound like you really want to make a positive difference in this kids life
You need to be the adult here
You pull small, you push small
I go to my daughters room and lie on her bed and we both watch tv together . . .at the same time I am telling her that her room is untidy and where to place things.
Kids need Love, direction and firmness.
The adult needs to balance it
The adult also has to remember that they are dealing with a kid whose brain and physical features are still in development. There is no way my daughter can clean dishes as well as I can. Her hands are much smaller for a start and the sink is much higher for her (most probably more uncomfortable) than it is for me

This is different from stubbornness n disobedience.








shey you get what I am saying

cococandy:
February

EfemenaXY:


Then you don't need such high energy foods in the morning. You know, you could try porridge - it releases energy slowly during the day, so you'll be less apt to feel hungry shortly after your meal...



Yep, very edible - especially when soft-boiled or baked.

It's popularly eaten with tuna mayo and / or with baked beans and salad.

cococandy: