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How come the men age dey move forward, but the women own dey move backward..

ProfessorBerlin:
Haters will say he doesn't know how to dress.

















my Northern brothers and sister fit no know him o. backward people

Why u just sit down dey find trouble?? Lol

54 or 44??
Awwww, this is shocking..

Mozino007:
I wish to die on top of ur MAMA...

Chai... Lol

tope3x:
Is there any other proof to show these guys were yahoo boys aside from the Lexus pictures you've shown here,cos it baffles me when a young guy owns a car in Nigeria and everyone starts to labelling him a yahoo boy

No, they were group of doctors heading for an emergency surgery..

Kylce042:
They died in a Lexus. What will u die in hater?

Go put a medal in their graves then...
What a great achievement, to die in almighty LEXUS

thatigboman:
chai. If not a fraudstar, who will buy a new vehicle and allow people to take it and go and celebrate while he stay put. His day will come.

Abi he use them wash head?

Oizee:
hmmmm..... celebrating while the victim is in pain and u think ur joy will last,... just pity their mama

Most mothers these days na dey carry their children Waka o.
Some are not to be pitied

HopeVictor:
Every successful man is handsome..na money una dy use check handsomeness

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

efficiencie:
Tell him about Huldah too, the prophetess at the college of prophets in Jerusalem. What about the daughters of Philip who were prophetesses. What about Deborah who was a prophetess and a JUDGE. I purposely emphasize JUDGE. Deborah speaks and men of valor obey with no questions asked. What about Chloe whose household was named after her and not after a man. What about the grandmother of Timothy. In Christ there is no male no female, no Greek no Jew, no slave no free born...anyone who operates in the spirit cannot be stopped and any attempt to stop such a person is tantamount to suicide! The law about women keep quiet in church was for women in the flesh...the instant a women goes ghost-mode 5 billion men cannot stop her unless she stops herself!

God bless u with more wisdom

berrystunn:
Yes and very easy to brainwash poor person.


The way I will present 1k , might not be the way you will present 1k

You might give a girl 5k she will complain,
I will give same girl 2k she will be happy.

All na level of wash wash .

Hmmmmmm
Thank God u said "girl"
Not a woman with triplet and extra two mouth to Carter for..

berrystunn:
It call Power must change hand

Bro is normal even if you give her 100k a week she will ask for more.
No good one out there, if you understand what I mean.
But your approach to issues matters alot
You have to brain wash your wife, I did same to my wife too, no issues till date no matter what you tell my wife today (negative) about me she will not believe you because of the level of brain wash.

Change your approach

Can u brainwash poverty to look like abundance?

cococandy:
It’s in line with their perpetual disregard for women’s contributions. Otherwise how will a sane person look at a mom with small children and wonder what they are contributing to the family. It’s because they are ignorant of what’s involved. To them it’s nothing.

Thanks my lady

Jimmyubah2:
Doesn't your wife work or own a business?

As a robot or what?

cococandy:
who’s going to care for the 3 little children (same age) while she’s out working?

Maybe they will use her salary to pay a minder for the kids....
Some people with "why is the wife not working "

PCG1:
ռa aɮʊ ʍօռɛʏ tɦɛʍ taҡɛ ɛռtɛʀtaɨռ aɮʊ

Una don turn this g boy to meme? Lol

Foolishbuhari:
I dey tell you. I hunted this fish during dry season back in the days. Tried to raise it in captivity once, they didn't do well.

When I find time, I'll try again

It's difficult to raise..
It can perfectly be raise inside pot of Banga soup.. It's d last to catch in ponds in those days. Always hiding under woods in d pond ..

pocohantas:
Hey Charly!! You sabi. This is exactly what I have on my mind. Fish sauce with green, red and yellow bell pepper. I’ll throw in some spring onions too.



Thanks thelish, wasn’t so sure, na why I no raise my hand well.

Hahahaha
Oya, raise am

Foolishbuhari:
That's a snake head fish. Very nice and medicinal fish. It has wound healing properties. Urhobos call it Oworho

In that environment, there'd certainly be more of them out there

Correct oworho o

pocohantas:
Gbam! Something like a mud fish. Don’t know if they are scaly though, but the head and as e say e come out of “marsh”.

It's mud fish and it's scaly

It's mud fish.

Binomotech:
I always drive Dem Early to school so as to copy their friends

Hahahaha.
Chaiiiii
U bad pass me oo
1+1= 11 for me ooo

Family inheritance

FreeSpirited:
Do general cleaning of your room, wash your bedsheet and pillow thoroughly, sweep and mop your room to reduce the chance of being bitten by insects, cockroaches, rodents and bug... Thank me later

Even people that live in dirty face me I face u, don't get all of these marks when they wake up.

punisha:
U cannot cause such harm on your body o...the body isn't wired to do so even when sleeping.
Like it or not the spiritual exists.

Last time I saw such marks on my body was in secondary school. Sometime in 1996. we had mix of everything in that school. Then when I invited a calabar girl to pH in 2013. I blew my top and she apologized. Yes she was some queen of whatever in her occult and I didnt give a damn. i knew she was d reason.

I also remember a girl who beat two jss2 girls to stupor in d hostel.

The girls dealt with the senior at night. She woke up with those exact scratches all over her body.
They needed to teach her a lesson. It was all over her body. Face inclusive. The girls admitted to doing it to her spiritually. They didnt lay a finger physically. im guessing it will take 20 so called roaches and geckos to do what they did to her.
she is still alive. the girl who had issues with timaya years back. find her page n ask her for the story.

Anything u r or believe in, Time u take it up a notch.
somebody is messing with u.
last i went to church was 2017 btw so im no religious fanatic.

for some idiots quoting me, or calling it gecko and roach and finger nails, pls explain how someone without finger nails scratched her back while asleep or how roach and gecko scratched both front and backside of a body even if OP sleeps like a log.

U dey answer those over knowledgeable people?? Maybe the op just started growing nails since her/his existence..

begoniaa:
[color=dodgerblue]Asinnn.

I no blame them, sha. Na anonymity wey NL give them be the reason. They can only be the strong man they are not in real life online.[/color]

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slyfoxxjoe:
Mtchweeee! Stupid lies. Why is it only in Nigeria/Africa that things like these happen? Why don't we ever hear Oyinbo people telling these same stories?

Because this is nairaland, when u join dollarland, u will hear theirs

Nairaland men dey rake Sha... Lol
So na ghost dey do all the kneeling and blowing of trumpet we see everyday..
Make una kwantinue
Every man is an alpha male on nairaland... Hurrrayyy

The pikin English sweet sha

babatee90:
Make she try mimick buhari too

Only dead people can mimick the dead.

KidDarkness:
Ma'am I'm not sir ooo. Clocked 2 years old last year

Hahahahahaha
Funny u.
Happy two years old birthday...

Eryyy92:
Fake pregnancy
This girl can't give birth

Is that a curse??
She can and will... God willing.
Just that the pregnancy pics looks somehow..