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Politics › Re: Army Commander Asks Disloyal Soldiers To Leave As Coup Spreads Across Africa by themanderon: 7:33am On Aug 31, 2023
Loyalty should be to the people and the constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria and not to the criminals in power. If the soldiers had been loyal to president trump of the US then it would have been the end of America as we know it.
Build strong institutions in Africa and not strong men then there would be no need for coups. African leaders are responsible for the poverty and underdevelopment of the continent working with the criminal colonial masters. The people are rising to take back their countries.
Family › Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by themanderon: 8:46pm On Aug 29, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.


Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.
I recovered and made a promise.
Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.

I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.

I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. grin grin grin
On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.

Her Response;
I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her.
Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid.
No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.

For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature.
At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. grin grin grin grin grin.
Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.
It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously hurt. I have watched so many prank videos where someone got injured seriously and even died.
You and your wife should stop playing these games before someone gets hurt.
Politics › Re: 2023:kogi Guber Election Results Will Be Transmitted From Polling Units - INEC by themanderon: 8:32pm On Aug 29, 2023
Inec is the real enemy of democracy in Nigeria. They should go eat dirt with their useless promises.
Politics › Re: Obidients Attack Governor Of Illinois USA, After Chicago University Lock Twitter by themanderon: 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2023
assholemods:
Who are your own siblings? Are you sure your father that you know is your real father? Better ask your mum is she is still alive.
I don't not reply to generational idiots.
Politics › Re: Obidients Attack Governor Of Illinois USA, After Chicago University Lock Twitter by themanderon: 7:52pm On Aug 29, 2023
tiger28:
See PAINMENT!!!

Nigerian elections haven't been this terroristic.....UNTIL the ibos showed up with a Candidate.

Sad!
How you people just wake up to support evil baffles me. This is a very simple matter but Tinubu and his people are making things hard for him. If indeed he attended Chicago then why is he running around getting lawyers to prevent his records from being scrutinized?
A man has no genealogy, no siblings no record of primary or secondary school attended and even his Chicago certificate is under question yet you are supporting such a man and we wonder why our country is like this
Evil thrives when good men refuse to talk. Know this and know truth.
Politics › Re: Atiku, Obi V Tinubu: No Date Fixed Yet For Judgement - Tribunal by themanderon: 5:41pm On Aug 28, 2023
Shopping for technicalities ayy?
Politics › Re: Tinubu And The Balablu Of Errors - Phrank Shaibu by themanderon: 5:37pm On Aug 28, 2023
If baba bulaba is clean why is he hiring lawyers up and down to prevent his history from being unraveled? I don't understand this. If I have nothing to hide I will let the opposition run around all they want till they are tired. Why does he bother so much if he is clean? What a man!!! And what a country.
Food › Re: Watch Almajiri Children Scramble For Remnants Of Food Left By A Man by themanderon: 5:02pm On Aug 28, 2023
Their governors are in Rwanda for jamboree using scarce resources. If you ask them to protest against bad governance the same governors will deceive them the protest is antiislam and they will start fighting against people fighting for them. It's a hopeless situation.
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Residents Break Into Warehouse, Steal 2022 Flood Palliatives by themanderon: 4:57pm On Aug 28, 2023
Why did they have to store the food and not share it for hungry people immediately it was received? Our leaders are nothing but plain evil. From the north to the South to the east to the west the story is the same.
Family › Re: Should Nigeria Limit Children Born Into Each Family In This Economy? by themanderon: 12:45pm On Aug 28, 2023
Northerners no go gree. They have an average of 10 children per household.
Politics › Re: President Kagame Attends Nigerian Governors' Leadership Retreat In Kigali by themanderon: 12:11pm On Aug 28, 2023
See people saying Nigerian has no money and the people should suffer. No Nigerian state could have hosted this rubbish but they had to take their jamboree to Rwanda. Shameless failures.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Complain A Lot Of The Past; Is That The Solution? No! - Tinubu by themanderon: 12:01pm On Aug 28, 2023
The arrogance!!! After promising to have solutions to the problem of Nigerians you now start talking down on them. This is what they do after begging people to vote for them. Claiming to be what he is not. This man may be worse than Buhari.
Politics › Re: The Illegality Of Ex-Governors Collecting Both Salaries & Pensions- PremiumTimes by themanderon: 11:52am On Aug 28, 2023
Nigeria belongs to the political class that is why you see them hanging around every successive administration to get positions.
Until Nigerians rise against this current system that enriches the political class then the suffering and hopelessness would continue.
Politics › Re: Servicing Debt With 90% Revenue Path To Destruction — Tinubu by themanderon: 11:43am On Aug 28, 2023
The funny thing is that you cannot see anything the money was used for and now the people are made to pay. All those that have contributed in one way or another to the rot this country has become deserve places in the hottest parts of hell.
Food › Re: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by themanderon: 7:36pm On Aug 27, 2023
Before all these there was one called Green sands. Nigeria has killed many companies.
NYSC › Re: Borno Corps Members Withdraw Relocation Applications Over Good Camp Conditions by themanderon: 7:33pm On Aug 27, 2023
Government officials will just open their mouths and say anything as if they are talking to kids.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pakistan Christians Worshipping God In Churches Destroyed By Extremists(Videos) by themanderon: 4:52pm On Aug 27, 2023
May the God of truth continue to guide and protect them and may God have mercy on those terrorists as they do not know the fire they are playing with amen.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Flood Atiku's Tweet On Tinubu's Educational Abracadabra by themanderon: 4:11pm On Aug 27, 2023
How some people decided to vote a man with so much bagage of corruption and forgery remains a mystery.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests South African With Meth Consignments by themanderon: 3:59pm On Aug 27, 2023
We only get to see people holding placards so what about convictions? Or are they not taken to the courts? Or is it that they find their way out of Ndlea net after the photo op?
Health › Re: Pastor Prosper Obum Igboke Commits Suicide, Jumps Down Storey-Building by themanderon: 10:18pm On Aug 26, 2023
He lost both ways. Losing his life and the so called ungrateful girlfriend. Now she has his blood on her head. I only pity the man that will eventually end up with her because the man go too carry problems.
If you were not interested in him then why did you allow him spend so much on you? Some people think they are wise but they will be destroyed in their foolishness they tag wisdom.
Men should think twice about investing in someone you are not sure where the relationship is going
Politics › Re: 'You Have 8 Days To Leave Ilorin Or Else , Alfa Threatens Isese Worshippers by themanderon: 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2023
Though I am not in support of traditional worship but this is wrong. You cannot impede on the right of people to worship whatever they want to worship.
Islamists must always show their violent tendencies.
NYSC › Re: Zulum Visits Borno Nysc Camp, Gifts Each Corps Member N30k Palliative by themanderon: 8:48pm On Aug 26, 2023
They should monitor the nysc officials to ensure those goodies get to the corpers. Those nysc officials are criminals. I remember when the then governor in the north where I did my service gave us cows. The Nysc officials cornered and shared it amongst themselves and they gave us 2 pieces of Maggi cube as meat.
All Nigerian government officials are morbidly corrupt from the top to the bottom and in all States of the federation the story is the same.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Spend Over Half Of Their Earnings On Food, Worst Globally – Picodi by themanderon: 10:25pm On Aug 25, 2023
The solution is to share two cups of rice to every household in Nigeria after taking away their source of livelihood. Nigerians leaders are wicked.
Properties › Re: Guys' Apartment That Girls Died For In Those Days by themanderon: 10:07pm On Aug 25, 2023
The fashions of this world fadeth away.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Junta Gives French Ambassador, Sylvain Itte, 48 Hours To Leave by themanderon: 10:06pm On Aug 25, 2023
France still believes it owns Niger hence their refusal to leave. Go away Frenchies. Your time in Africa is up
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Unemployment Rate Falls to 4.1% by themanderon: 10:39pm On Aug 24, 2023
There is no miracle the drug barons money cannot do. Even the bureau of statistics is now dishing out oluwole statistics in the country where businesses are scaling down operations and some are leaving. So who is now employing on a massive scale that made the value to fallhuh Apc and their propaganda machine will not cease to amaze.
Politics › Re: Kano Approves ₦854m For Mass Wedding, ₦700m For BUK Students’ Fees by themanderon: 10:20pm On Aug 24, 2023
They need to keep the supply of almajiri's up for future elections. Northern politicians are the most malevolent creatures ever created by God.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yevgeny Prigozhin Feared Killed In Plane Crash In Russia (Photos) by themanderon: 9:30pm On Aug 23, 2023
The man that thought he was too powerful taken out within a flash. Truly man is nothing. Those Ukrainians he killed would have his head in the afterlife. I wish our criminal minded leaders back home would learn. Man is nothing!!!
Politics › Re: Chibok Girl, Mary Nkeki, To Marry Repentant Terrorist by themanderon: 8:50pm On Aug 22, 2023
Stockholm syndrome.
Christianity Etc › Re: 21 Churches Destroyed, Burnt In Pakistan Over Blasphemy Under 2 Days by themanderon: 8:44pm On Aug 22, 2023
A religion from the pit of hell.
Politics › Re: Edo Woman Meets Peter Obi, Sheds Tears Of Joy- Photos by themanderon: 10:26pm On Aug 21, 2023
These are the pictures the son's and daughters of hell in that hellfire club called Apc and their minions on this forum would see and go green with anger and envy. They are trying desperately albeit failing to pin Obi with ipob and cause disaffection but it ain't working.
The light must shine gloriously and the billions of the drug barons loot can not stop it.
Education › Re: Gov Sani Reduces School Fees Of All State-owned Tertiary Institutions In Kaduna by themanderon: 9:11pm On Aug 21, 2023
The first time I will be hearing the word reduce from both state and federal government in Nigeria.
That word is alien to us in this country. A good one from the governor.

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