₦airaland Forum

UjSizzle:
Ahh but she has nice boobs sha

MOST especially those pink nipplles....I could kill for it.

Rosemary216:
hahahahahahahahahaha... Lmfao!!! Abeg we do ooo. U hvnt tried it d way she want!

Will I be saying what I haven't tried? I don't practice what I preach, I preach what I already practise.

I won't argue cos I know you will never accept the truth. I'm just saying what guys should know about women. They will never tell you the truth on how they want you to treat them, it is d responsibility of the guy to use his initiative.

DrGroove:
You are not in love
you just want to take advantage of her status as your salesgirl to bleep her after which you sake her
Tell yourself the truth and be set free

Is it wrong to fuuuck themselves?

sultan003:
no be offside be that? fatigue don finish these girls

Oyinbo guys go don finish dem.

Dragonking:
Hahahahahaha..this is so funny.

So who is the Nairaland Ramsay that reeked gbola5 to levistark? I must have missed some drama.

Ujsizzle perhaps.

RamsayBolton:
Flay them. Flay them all.

Edit - In the Good row only one xter is alive. In the neutral row only one xter is alive and well. In the Evil row two xter are living and breathing. What does this tell you about GoT.
Jon Snow would be chaotic moral.
According to D & D

Joeffrey's pix is epic..laughing like a spoilt brat...lols @ "everyone is mine to torment". More like a Psycho.

Akanniade:
Yes we didn't know there would be xters that would make Jamie look like a saint.

This shove was the only action that made him look bad and he HAD to do it for the good of the realm...name any other scene where he did bad...he saved Brienne from being raaped by Bolton's men and came back for her when she was passed to a Bear for Lunch.

fashoo2010:
Na wa oo....dats wat u experience if u solely depend on FG allocation, is there no economic team in d state dat can come up wit different ideas on hw to generate money in d state.... I guess dis guY need to Resign, because situation of tins is beyond his control...

All political appointee are receiving their own salary bt d workers can't ... Dis guy is not any progressive at all...Imagine no salary for workers for 7 months(they are yet to receive a dime dis year)...

Aregbesola isn't the problem, it's d CHANGE chanters wey no go let person hear word despite living from hand to mouth for 7month. Bunch of dimwits.

Is Kwara State really a Yoruba state or we're just deceiving ourselves??

Rosemary216:
politely!

Doesn't work...infact it's d opposite dat works...women av been known not to know what they want.

boluyongp:
well, na because me I no dey appear mad, I no dey act mad and I no dey talk mad. Chikena!

Meet mad girl and you go slap yourself for wetin you just talk.

boluyongp:
Its because of the way you are dressed. If you dress well, trust me, they'll address you well. It is true that the way you are dressed is the way you are addressed and it is a pointer to your address.

I was at Union Bank yesterday, I needed a pen, the lady was using it. She stopped what she was doing and gave me, she had to look for another.
I then went to GTBank to do BVN, the lady saw me seated with others, she specifically singled me out of the rest and asked if I had done my BVN. I later approached her for her pen which she gave.

So, dress well, smile and speak politely. They are used to rude people, so surprise him/her by being different, you'll get their attention easily. Dress well to get her attention, Smile to break her defences, Talk well to win her favour.

Hope this helps.

You never jam original mad girl

mrwonlasewonie:
Chaiii I met one in uba but we're friends now. She's so saucy with an attitude and of course she met me at home.


Ok.so I eas on the que to make some deposits and instead of me to be going forward I noticed that I was going backwards. I didn't even notice on time because I was pinging on my phone while on que so I was carried away. When I just looked up I discovered I was in the same spot for 2hours and then I started seeing some strange faces in front of those who were in front of me. When I interrogated the others said she sneaked them in front because they tipped her



when I found out I was so mad I was like madam this que is too long and you're too slow. The next thing she did was to yell at me saying madam if you are in a hurry you can come back. I asked her to repeat what she said and she still repeated it. At this time I didn't care if a free for all will ensue.i left the que and slapped her . The security guys came and restrained me and then calmed me down. She was busy grumbling to herself. She couldn't even speak out loud again. She cooled down.



Since then anytime I go there she always behave herself towards me

I dey feeeel you

urchmanx:
I had my fair encounter with them this Xmas. I will say this,GTB bank is one of the best banks but the attitude of the customer service personal are nothing to right home about. They told me that I can't perform any transaction on my account without the token device. I went into the bank around 12 filled the form and they told me that the system to active the token was down. After waiting for hours I complained, the customer service told me that the lady that will do it for me is not around. I waited for hours and she came back and attained to her friend that called her on the phone. When it was my turn she told me is 4 and the system cut of time has reached. I went back to the customer service to complain she became rude. Trust me wasting my 4 hours. That was what I couldn't take. I called head office in their presence. Made sure their was case Id on the issue and a copy sent to my email. See as the bank manager rush come solve the problem. I was pissed because I only have 24 hours to stay around, they lied to me that the system was down and they were rude. She was begging me to stop the call that it will put her into trouble but I have reached my limit as well.

Please explain to me the case ID on the issue and email stuff..I need to deal with one female staff in first bank, she must have her fill.

And I hope you didn't stop dat call People must be dealt with to change cos honestly people are goats. Never condone such rubbish even if they beg.

Rosemary216:
d way ladies love to be talked to!!

Which way?

kevinberry:
This is one out of the numerous reasons,why I won't dare employ a female in sensitive positions,that deals in taking care of the people who provide me my daily bread....imagine a customer care shouting to her boss bread winner...I swear I will send her home instantly without paying her 1 kobo....

The worst part is me standing in queue and one yeye woman will just over-take me and she will answer the woman simply because they are friends back home...most of these customers care and cashiers don't know and have what it takes to do such jobs....and if they should be ignored now...you will hear them shouting gender discrimination....

You as a worker,if you wanna work under me...one thing you should know is that..your/my customers are our God's and thus we should give them every respect and services they deserve..because they are the ones paying your salary not your boss

Women dunno they're the the ones discriminating themselves. If they continue to put up such nasty unprofessional behaviour then no one will take them serious. But as usual I don't expect them to hear word..that to them is woman power...the empowerment they so much crave for.

But unknown to them they're just fulfilling scriptures which says 7women will hold on to a man & beg him to marry them...most men are already seeing the uselessnes women have made themselves become....going by the preference for baby mommas nowadays.....they'll never realize it now until it's too late and they start rolling on different crusade grounds.

Rosemary216:
hmmm.. too bad.. i dnt hv problem wit dem cos i knw d way 2 talk to dem..

How do you talk to them?

kendiddy:
I rememba wen I 1st met dat man back in 2012hohotelhte at ikeja central hotel wen I went4 a show, Chai I cudnt buliv dis was the person every1 craved2see and inspired a lot, he was wasted nd ucud see it4rm his outward appearance

Ikeja Central Hotel behind Jolly friends hotel (ile ashawo) wetin you fain go there?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majek_Fashek

And ds guy fit no even know sey hin name dey Wikipedia oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSDJTesSMWE

ehie:
Poverty mentality @themordernman

Go slap your English Teacher for teaching you rubbish.

Now dat 35% has kicked in, wats happening to the proposed 70% meant to frustrate import by July 1st?

Now dat custom tariff has been raised, tokunbo might not be so great anymore...people are shifting to accidented, damaged & completely knocked down cars..lols

LaurelP:
This is supposedly someone's garage in Abuja.

The person who posted it on Instagram wrote: "Somebody's house in Nigeria, 2012 Range Rover (22 million), Bughatti Veyron (500 million), SLS Benz (40 million), SLR Benz (90 million). We will get there!".

U will think maybe its a car company? Becos wat does one person want to do with all these cars?


Cc lalasticlala

No go hustle for your own..dey there dey ask Jamb question.

eipreel:
hmmm...and some people are leaving on less than a dollar per day

Na him do you bad thing abi na hin be your creator?

Israel5:
I blame GEJ. #Oya kil me

Kill yourself

So how much for clearing cars now oh...car wey be 300k custom will now be 450k...I pity dealers here.

Raxxye:
Job opportunities?
It's not much different from what you have in other parts if Nigeria!
When I talked about the light, I wasn't referring to NLNG RA. I don't live in the RA. I was sharing my own experience and what is obtainable in Bonny town!

Okay, I'll try getting a Medic job there first.

Raxxye:
NLNG residential area is strictly for their staff and the apartments aren't rented.
It is the Bonny town itself that I'm talking about.
The water all around Bonny is saltwater, so you decide if you want to be swimming around.

Lols...but d bonny town itself enjoys light and is safe ba? And what of job opportunity.

peedeeasobie:
Couldn't you have made your point without insulting the OP?
And to think that some people were busy liking your insulting post- SMH!

You should know Nairaland is a place full of clowns...if dem yab you yab back or better still keep quiet.

VellyG:
IKot Abasi in akwa Ibom enjoys steady power supply .. Its the home to Ibom power plant.

How's accommodation, security & job opportunity there?

VellyG:
IKot Abasi in akwa Ibom enjoys steady power supply .. Its the home to Ibom power plant.

Eheen?