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skybird212:
Nothing like a medical test.... Better use your condom if u aren't married. Most girls can never be trusted, they leave ur presence and go Bleep themselves up in one corner. At least in marriage u could trust ur woman to a length, if of course u know the type u married.

If you cannot trust women outside marriage better don’t trust them in marriage!

theButterfly:
Pleasure once you are married | in marriage, yes, not before marriage. God's intention was and is not for people to be having sex before marriage, but within marriage.

Why didn’t God activate the male organs only after marriage, is there anyway to prove that this your God exists that can be verified by all?

theButterfly:
Why must you sleep w| someone you're not married to?

Why must you be sleeping w| someone you're not planning to marry anyway?

Sex is made for pleasure not only procreation.

Team #Skintoskin won’t be happy

To be honest going RAW is the real deal but when I think of STDs and pregnancy my brain and prick respects themselves.

Another solution would be to go for a comprehensive STD medical test with your sex mate and agree on a contraceptive method. Some go with post-contraceptives which works just fine if done correctly.

charlsecy:
Since the drugs work by reducing testosterone levels and lowering the libido, in effect, both potency and sterility are adversely affected.

Are you conveniently avoiding my point?

I don’t doubt the way the drug works, I’m just saying the word “Castration” might not be the most appropriate.

charlsecy:
The article clearly refers to enforced impotence as the punishment, not sterility. An impotent man may have weak or no erection, but his sperm is still functional.

This is from Wikipedia, all I am trying to point out is that their use of the term “Castration” might be wrong.

Castration (also known as orchiectomy) is any action, , chemical, or otherwise, by which an individual loses use of the testicles: the male reproductive gland or gonad. Surgical castration is bilateral orchiectomy (excision of both testes), and chemical castration uses pharmaceutical drugs to deactivate the testes. Castration causes sterilization (preventing the castrated person or animal from reproducing); it also greatly reduces the production of certain hormones, such as testosterone. Surgical castration in animals is often called neutering.

Castration speak more of sterility I suppose.

It’s however worthwile to note that castration renders someone “STERILE” and not “IMPOTENT”

When you are STERILE you would get an erection but you won’t be able to produce functional sperm.

When you are IMPOTENT, you won’t get an erection at all.

I hope what they mean by castration is rendering them IMPOTENT else it defeats the purpose.

Freehuman:
This is my story and I'm literally laughing out loud right now.
I can't type everything so I'll give you a summary of my experience and arrange it from number 1 to 13.

1. My Dad is a legal practitioner, now a Judge, and my Mum is a medical practitioner. I'm their first son as well. I do not intend to glorify myself but I'm intelligent. I cheated other pupils during end of term awards as they barely got any of those awards. I considered my most formidable opponents in such award ceremonies as unintelligent. That's the level of my mental ability.

2. When I was five, Dad picked me to his office after school as was the daily tradition, a Law Firm I now preside over, and left me with his secretary. A woman in her mid twenties ,I presume, since she married while I was still in Nursery School. I attended an expensive private school.

3. The secretary took me to the restroom when I requested to ease myself. She took out the most important organ which was needed for the easing and after I urinated she robbed it till it became erect and told me "that's how to charge my battery". She told me it would charge naturally when I see a girl I love. I became fond of her.

4. I returned home and my Mum always had to stay in the hospital some days because of her night schedule. Those days Dad would join her there because she was a resident doctor. We had a maid , she always prepared us (me and my brothers) for school. She always bathed us and after the incidence with my father's secretary my "battery would charge" when she baths me. She was 10 years older than I am. 15-16 years should have been her age that period and she was very brilliant that my parents would later sponsor her university education.

5. She was in her penultimate class in secondary school after she earned the prize of overall best in her class, Mum and Dad praised her. She took me to my Dad's room because she wanted to make bed. That day my parents were at home. She pulled me to herself kissed me and took off her bra and panties. I really fondled her breasts but I was scared of what was revealed when she did let go her panties. She told me to put my finger inside her...... but I thought it was disgusting. I just kept handling her breasts. Till today I love a lady's breasts more than anything and get a little bit scared of the opening within two thighs.

6. This relationship continued for years as my parents sponsored her Tertiary education and gave her more freedom. She taught me how to write poems ,how to draw and how to appreciate nature.


7. She graduated and my parents didn't allow her to go for NYSC . I was in secondary school then. She got a job and now she was more of a Personal Assistant to my mother.

8. Men began giving her gifts and despite everything I still had access to her boobs. I slept in her room for siesta and my parents didn't suspect anything. She changed her clothes before me without wearing anything. We were that close. I still think about it today how she still allowed me to play intimately with her even after she graduated and suitors were after her.

9. She got married, my parents still love her and call her first daughter. A younger doctor Who is a family friend actually married her.

10. When she left, I took to pornography and had my first wet dream. I'm glad I didn't see my semen when she was still around.

11. I excelled in academics and was one of the best graduating students from the faculty of Law.

12. My parents are ministers in the church but I don't even believe in the supernatural. I think religion is a joke despite years of Bible practice from childhood.

13. I'm under 23 and I look forward to being a billionaire by 25. I talked with her this night and she is happy with her marriage and she thinks kids are difficult to raise because she has gotten two now. That's the statement a career woman makes and you know she wants a house keeper to assist her. Everything just flashed into my memory now. So many questions in my space. Will she find a maid who will repeat the cycle? Will she notice it? Will she allow her maid to love her own son the way she loves me? Will she even forgive the maid if the "evitable" happens? Did she even molest me or it was just a strong example of a teenager and kid in love?

I haven't told you guys why I want to be a billionaire. I want to be a billionaire to fulfill my sexual fantasies of having sex in a plane, in a yatch, an underwater boat. I want to be mild in my bondage and discipline escapades, tying that ribbon around the eyes of my wife and thrusting her till she yells to the mounts of Lebanon and beg the forces of the Universe for the permanence of such moments.

A beast was created in me but I have been celibate and intend to remain so till the one comes around.

He should not touch his Young Boy. He knows what adults know and he will never "unknow" it. He should Concentrate on building a young man who will be the head of a corporation or government and lead a good cause for the benefit of our human race.

Good writeup!

Funny thing is it might even be the nanny that is being molested and is finding it difficult to speak up. Don’t hit me up with she is 14 and the kid is 8. Both are kids!

You don’t need to beat your son, you just need to speak to him and let him open up about why he does that, his urges and desires. It might not even be a sexual drive, it might just be that he saw something and he wants to try it out. Since he does it in secret, it means he has a feeling that it is wrong. So just tell him you understand those urges or experiments better but that it is for adults for a reason. Find what he fears and tell him, he could be a victim of that if he doesn’t leave these things for when he becomes an adult. Make it seem like you are trying to help him and tell him to always tell you when he has those urges so you can tell him how to handle it.

Elliot2:
I don't know the part of Africa that you come from, but right her I am beating does. I would have been a cultist or prolly dead if not of the beating I received from mom.

Can you stop making noise please, beating doesn’t solve anything! Abroad they don’t beat kids at all and they grow up to be less violent and more empathetic than people here. The reason you didn’t become all those things wasn’t because you were beat but because you grew up and recognized they are wrong.

If you beat a child for smoking or any other bad thing, the child in his brain would think you are maltreating him/her and not that what he did is wrong. If that child grows up and finds that that thing is still right in his/her eyes he/her will continue doing it. Can you beat them when they are grown?

The best you can do for a child is talk to the him/her and forbid them easy access to things that would lead them to the negative aspects of life. Beating just delays it nothing more, I knew a guy his father is a soldier and he beats him all the time the guy still grew up to be a cultist. Beating does nothing bro.

iyke926:
Do monks have sex too??

Everybody bangs my friend.

It’s hard to break up with someone who bangs you well.

kunleweb:
Expiry dates doesn't imply goods get damaged at that date. It simply means goods maintain prium standard as of the date. If less priority is given to the date, such goods can last well six months more. Understand this people.

You are mixing up “Expiry date” with “Best Before date”

I wouldn’t advice any girl to do this, you might leave someone permanently impotent.

miib:
Thief don catch hunter!! sharp girl

Nah this kind dey sweet you abi

Justiceleague1:
Fool..you should be happy.
What if she hadn't put the pills nko? By now you would be spending more money and wasting your fluid and.....

Some men are really big time Broncos

If she had or hadn’t put the pills he would still be spending, I think the turning point is that he discovered the pills and that they are the reason his phallus went flaccid each time he tried to engage.

One of the craziest things I’ve read

What do you think

Most slay queens in addition to the half education they received with their single-digit IQ, have their brain eaten out by nacortics, gallons of spermatozoa forced down the throat and unintelligible conversations with their peers.

A few of them are smart though.

ubunja:
I'm not bothered by the woman's actions


I'm more bothered by the MEN who think it's okay

I’m bothered about the woman’s actions. Don’t divert attention.

doreto:
Your thoughts are absurd for a UNN product in 1999.

He is probably an imposter, check how young he is at his profile picture. There is no way he graduated in 1999.

Mikora:
Real men stepping up and giving the fans what they want to see while that cowardly Anthony Joshua keeps running away like a chicken only to be knocked out by a fat bum

Lol, I can’t wait to see the fight though. I feel both are the top two heavyweights out there.

partnerbizz5:
No copy and paste





I wrote every syllable, not just every word myself.
Do a google search anywhere. If you find otherwise, I will give you 10gb data free.

I once posted it here a few days ago. I even created a thread with it.
You can see it in my topics list.

Partnerbizz5 2019.

It’s still copy and paste if you keep posting it everywhere and how do you know for a fact they had an affair instead of saying you just believe they had one?

partnerbizz5:
The one he denied already is it factless?
They had an affair simple.

Busola could have made a mistake with names or dates but the truth is, pastor slept with her.


I will cut to the chase; straight to the point.

There was an intercours.e. Yes there was.

But it wasn't rape. She was spellbound, star struck or hypnotized. She was stupid too even at 17.

WHY IS SHE BITTER NOW?

She feels Fatoyinbo took her virginity without sweating or spending. This is same virginity she could have auctioned even on e bay. Yes, people sell it. Check.

She felt pastor got it very cheap. That's why prostitutes will ask you:

" HOW MUCH YOU PAY ME YOU WAN TOUCH MY BRESS"?

HOW MUCH YOU PAY, YOU WAN FUC.K DOGGY?

They (women) want you to pay well, suffer or work hard to get the pusssy; let alone a virgin pusssy.

So Busola now feels cheated. She reasoned that the man is happy now after cheating her.
And she came to this realisation not too long ago.

Now, the only way of paying him back is to hurt him too. And the most effective way of hurting a pastor is through seex scandal.

If you allege he stole 2 billion dollars, it would gather no storm.

BUT WHY COME OUT NOW?

The husband Timi, heard of the "rape" lately. Maybe Busola got depressed and mood swings after the RECENT realisation that the pastor cheated her.

Timi felt bad. He felt cheated too for being served a second hand pusssy.

He could have eaten the pusssy first. So he encouraged her to hurt the pastor. That way both Timi and Busola would feel a bit better.

IT WAS NOT RAPE PEOPLE.

USE your senses.

THAT'S MY ANALYSIS as a self proclaimed behavioral therapist.


LEGAL VIEW:

Rape or even any sexual assault case cannot be proven against Fatoyinbo.

You can't prove a rape case without proving that there was a PENETRATION. See the case of Upahar vs State. See S.357 of CC etc. And it's been long. No medical evidence too.

Nothing will happen to Fatoyinbo. The only damage has happened already. And that's to his reputation.

We will soon forget it. Life goes on.



FINALLY, I DON'T SUPPORT RAPE. IT'S TRAGIC.

That's why it's considered a crime against humanity in International criminal law.

#SAYNOTORAPE.

I’ve read this before, this is copy and paste.

I believe they had an affair but I do not have knowledge of it, you say it like you know and saw them or you have physical or circumstantial evidence.

ClintonNzedimma:
If Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest


Zlatan lost his Virginity before his parents


Zlatan kicked a horse neck, the horse descendants were known as girrafes

The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.


One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.


Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

Copy cat. Reference your copy and paste.

mozzking:
lol you sound like a bloody coward with no sense, so i should lay down my guard for people who tend to be more violent, the whole country adopted that ideology agaisnt the north now see where that has led us, there see us as weaklings because of that and persicute christians in the north, rape an murder women in the s east and destroy crops and kill farmers in the s west,
my brother if at this your age you are still thinking like a toddler without vision and experience, when do you want to have sense?
pls dont quote me again in your life, you are too stupid to have an atom of sense, totally a waste of my time, goodnight hope you die in your sleep

Are you an idiot or you have comprehension issues? I just said that if I was Seun I wouldn’t do the same. Couldn’t you simply understand that.

My only hope is that your brain could at least comprehend why I first quoted you which was stop victimizing yourself, there is no conspiracy. If you have an atom of sense you can scroll up and read what I wrote again, this time slowly.

mozzking:
so why you dey use medicine for my headache, na u be mod, if muslims are ranting agaisnt my religion while thiers is even worse, s it wrong to defend my religion?
if you are not conflicted yourself then why cant you think of the sudden priviledges giving to muslims like you mentioned, is ii not suspicious to you?
you coming here to quote me is like telling me guy i indirectly support you, but i dont have sense so lemme just add some few sht to what yuve said

The few times Seun responded to that allegation he implied Muslims could be more violent that Christians hence the aim to prevent that led to the stupid declaration you are to make. It’s not representation, reeks for fear and inequality but somehow it is right. If it was me would I do it? No! I’d be like Damn the repercussions.

Even soapy couldn’t produce enough lubrication for him to jerk off his many troubles.

mozzking:
if you believe all this then you are not smart, 70 percent of the thread today one nairaland is against christians, people are coming up with lies just to shame christainity and alot of muslims are commenting saying shit and some gullible ex christians, most of the post didnt have even a single comment and they were pushed to front page

conclusion, the mod is a fcking muslim , fckboy

You are conflicted.

Nobody is coming up with lies, the only Liar here might be the blogger, wasn’t it recently that two popular pastors have been alleged to have raped women?

Muslims do worse but stop making it a religious thing, it’s a think of justice not religion. Nairaland might have convinently given Muslims some privileges which I am against but that doesn’t mean there is a conspiracy like you put it. Stop victimizing yourself.

NoSidonLook:
How is he a Pastor

You don't even know the name of his church

Please we should stop tagging every d1ck and Harry a Pastor

All these calculated media will be codedly trying to tarnish the Church

Everyone is now a Pastor ...Pastor without a church
Pastor that's not registered with CAN or PFN

And they should not hesitate to deal with the idiot as soon as possible

So you are telling us that as a sincere and truthful Christian you have done your research and found out that he is not a pastor and his church is not registered with CAN or PFN?

Or you are a Liar who cannot say “I don’t know if he is truly a pastor”?