₦airaland Forum

ibrodex: There are still many of them in some part of kebbi state. They are chelela people or Zuru people. The only put on animal skins and leather. Their men walk with a big stick which ththey usually use for protection and also for hunting. While serving there we usually see them during market days. Which is Saturday. But now they are few in number.

I think they now inhabit those hills. I waka hills tire before I see them. Went with some corpers though.

I was shocked wen I visited Zuru in Kebbi state. The real zuru indigenes are almost like dis. Don't believe in Jesus or allah, complete pagans. I even visited their village head, a very old man in a shanty hut, oldman looks like a diety. Heard they are the real owners of Kebbi state before the Hausa-fulani invasion. Tribe yapa for naija.

payless: I just put you and your cohorts in your place with nothing but hard truth.

Tripe. Move along.

payless: The problem is that; there is a particular ethnic group that hates everybody in Nigeria. They have refused to move on from what happened decades ago. They like to point fingers at everyone else for their problems. They want to secede and want the Presidency of Nigeria at the same time. There are good people (Chime, Rochas, Ken Nnamani and few other) among them but they won't support them. There is also an ethnic group who believe they are born to rule Nigeria. There is a section of them who think Islam is paramount to Nigerian constitution.

Until these two groups come to their senses, the union is doom forever!

U are such a divisive character. Perfidy and treachery runs in ur blood. Typical Yoruba man. My shit no dey smell.

Same way they eulogise Abiola and despise IBB in the open, yet the family is feeding fat from the same IBB's largess.

Who doesn't have praise singers even on nairaland?

If we are to map these personalities on nairaland, most nairalanders won't miss their Bosses.

Sincere Nigerian, thelastpope, , Eko-ile, Eko-atlantic, Lacasa, Kiluminati etc etc.

Even Osama bin Laden had praise singers to his death and still revered by some till this day

As long as u put food on people's table or accede to their sentiments, u would always get sycophants and die-hard choristers.

Islam and Muslim matter don tire me I swear. Is there any way we can sequester these people and give them a large expanse of land to freely annihilate themselves?

The Gospel of Jesus Christ must be preached even in the creeks. The lingua franca of pple from warri and its environs is Pidgin English. A very easy to learn version of the Bible would go a reasonable length to bring the good news closer to their door steps unlike one religion I know that forces everybody to speak Arabic. Even a Chinese and Portugese must speak Arabic before their prayers are answered.
They discard their language and culture and embrace medieval era Arabic culture.

"Upon this rock I shall build the church and gates of hell shall not prevail".

Nigeria- a comedy of errors where thieves, junkies,certificate forgers and prattlers hold the populace to ransom.

Obahiagbon talk say na pitiable bismal bismal .

Where is Tinubu's real mother?

Offshoots of Usman dan fodio -- the Jihadist.

lyly911: why is it dat ugly guys marry fine ladies...? and vice versa....anyway congrats elenu...i love ur jokes

Law of Magnetism.

So dis sweet babe no see one Onye isi marry? Lola abi wetin b dat yeye girl wey P-square dey straff, shey u dey see wetin u for don do since? I no even reason those yoruba girls wey born like rat for 2face.

Anyways happy married life to Elenu and chinwe.

95% percent of nairalanders would hiss after reading this utter nonsense.

Honestly, all the vituperations for what the president said is unnecessary. The value system is Nigeria is at its nadir.
I believe the invidious remarks is because it was Jonathan that said this, probably if a tithe-loving Pastor or a terrrorism inciting imam, the reactions would be different.
Anyways, the message is clear and simple and on point.

egift: I thank God for his life. But what was the girl doing, he could not concentrate on the road. They could have waited to get home

She was busy with the Automatic stick. No ask me which one o.

Too much of Grey Goose and Ace of Spades. Now him car don enter www.accidented.com. Thank GOd u dey alive, DaGrin never had a second chance.

Ola one: Such ladies don't exist. Quote me.


You'll never be in control of the family.

Some women are just too "Godly" or submissive to a fault, say women like our mother's era but this present crop of Blackberry babes and Brazilian hair go use mouth finish the man sef, the house go b like ghost town to am sef.

U no dey hear words like " u no see the new car tade buy for him wife" ?
How many hours u wan sleep in a day sef?
Ogechi go spend summer for "rondon" o, na him husband sponsor the whole trip.
I dey suffer too much for dis house sef, na 2 pple work I carry for head, na me first marry?

Hahahahahahaahhha

Hmmm, woman words dey pierce pass arrow o especially the combative ones, if she constantly reminds the husband that she practically takes care of the family, the man ego fit make am commit suicide sef. No man takes delight in hearing such. Only a virtuous wife would still be submissive in this case but in reality such ladies are a needle in haystack.

I don't want to believe Gays were born with such natural proclivities. Even lesser animals are able to differentiate male from female, though there are cases of homosexuality in animals which is rare and quite truthfully an Aberration. There is no known gene or codon dat codes for HOMOSEXUALITY, not any I am aware of. Homosexuality is purely societal and by choice. If a large percentage of the world are to embrace HOMOSEXUALITY, then a natural process of continuity such as reproduction dwindles or comes a halt..

What I don't understand is this Gay right campaign and publicity, it's not like straight pple carry placards to protest being straight.

baba ireti: An average child of his is still better than you in wealth,health,intellect and fame which makes the man a superman because he had given 77 people worthy life and they will forever be happy with him.

Tripe

Too many people have opinions about how pple should live their lives even hw they should be buried. We worry hypocritically about the poor yet they abound bountifully amongst us. How many of these pharisees have helped their immediate families let alone the poor in their respective communities is another question all together.

Reminds me of the woman who broke her Alabaster box for Jesus. Nigerians and their usual deceit that they love the poor.

Make dem flog dem tire the way dem dey flog pple. Useless things wey suppose remain for shrine.


Pagan 9JA will be so freaking pissed now. See as him brothers dey lie down for road like almajiri wey hungry

Whether IBB gave dem money or not, the family sounds beggarly. Which responsible man gives birth to 77 children by the way? Such a randy man.

Our deplorable roads probably claim more lives in a year than cigarette will claim in 10yrs.

Nigerian Ministers busy doing nothing.

Mehn, the mastery and use of english by these Jonah attack dogs dey commendable. Oyibo no dey finish for their mouth. See construction of english abeg.

Wetin be meaning of Ogoni pio pio ? Heard it is derogatory.

Oooh, they just came back to their senses.I wish dem well. And there should be adequate protection for them cuz a probable reprisal attack from BH when the real JTF leaves won't be funny. Terrorists don't forgive and forget.

All being said, a laudable move by the "civilian JTF" and as for the latent supporters, ur days are numbered.

Lai Mohammed should just upgrade his vocabulary Simples. Lai Mohammed also used crude words against Jonathan's government and the ACN sycophants do worse.

Do me I do u, God no go vex. Abati is really an attack dog.

tintingz: in as much i love both rappers... Thank God for Olamide on ghost mode

Agreed, olamide murdered ghost mode. Badoo dey try, I must not talk lie.

Voice of the street is one crazy track wit madt crazy video.

RIP baba 80. U came, u saw and conquered.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]With the upper power looking to use GEJ, anything is possible.

Abi who wan believe am? How was the research conducted?

E ma paro fun mi jorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm a Nigerian, I'm immune to any kind of scam[/quote]One minute u re Texan and u disparage and openly censure anything Nigerian. Next minute u dey swear allegiance to Naija. Make up ur darn mind iya alamala.

deshclones: Niggah igbo gal singing in amala language...guess she has complex issues...chic clinging onto the Yoruba language music craze...nansense..gimme phyno and splash anyday and am good

Obago------ Man of the Year (Phyno)

No forget Ruffcoin Nwa aba.

I no too feel that Onye Ije track o, mayb I never hear am well sha.