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Ebonyeyes, slow down with your attacks and don't sound like a certain loud mouth who I won't mention her name yet.

I'm living in a new world, but what's swagger? I think swagger is a verb, and swag is the noun.

All I can tell you is welcome to my beautiful world.

Well, I have this nice place by the beach in Barcelona. It's located in a very quiet but beautiful environment; the place is nothing short of a vista. When we're done there, we'll check in to our hotel room. The next morning, we'll both fly to Madrid so I can show you the beautiful things there. We'll go to the movies in the evening, maybe check in for dinner later if we so wish. Later in the night, we'll go back to our new hotel room, but first we'll hang at the lobby for a couple of minutes because they need to serve you a very nice wine meant for the big girls.

After that, you know the rest or if you don't know, I'll tell you later in the morning.

Hmmmmm. . . OK. Is that how you want me dressed when I take you out on that date I promised you?

You're going out with your partner on a date, preferably on a weekend, how would you like your partner to be dressed? How will you be dressed?

Also, on the choice of the spot, how would you like the setting? Give a graphic picture of how you want it all set.

I need an answer to this question: Is it true that Bishop Oyedepo has been banned from traveling abroad by the EFCC over some answerable questions in his involvement with Dangote over some scam?

^^^ Will you shut up hell candidate?

Yeah sorta

Who says facebook is better than Nairaland?

Girls from yester-millenniums have been seen to play hard to get, even Naomi and Ruth in the Bible played hard to get; Mary, mother of Jesus, played hard to get, so what's wrong if any girl plays hard to get? It's in their blood but whether or not they play hard to get doesn't guarantee they are cheap or not.

chic2pimp:
It's highly unlikely you can afford to pay the wages of the likes of Peyton Manning or Tom Brady. You might be able to tempt Michael Vick though as the dude is really desperate.

How do you know I can't afford him? Na wa for you ooo

I know what to do. I'll loan LSU money to buy the best quarterbacks in the world. Maybe that will work, who knows.

Am I dreaming? 13-3? This is humiliation lesson 1

Like Chris Brown's around Rihanna?

Please, Heartland, don't watch and make sure you desist from anything that has to do with Eagles - golden, flying, crawling, walking or super eagles

There's no way FG will negotiate. There's no celebration after two weeks because just right then will they go on another lengthy strike and this time, it'll be longer than what has been experienced so far. It's just sickening how the educational system operates back in Nigeria, but very sad as well we have a government that doesn't care.

If they had wanted to negotiate, they'd have waited and finish that before eventually asking students to return to school, and what's the hurry to wait for two or three weeks when months have been wasted on the strike?!

Liar!

3rd quarter, 10-3? This is sick and big ass whooping

Bring what on?

Sometimes they love to reflect on things and the diaries give them the fantasy they want. . . it'll be like reliving a moment they once were. But you'll hate yourself if you have to go into a woman's diary for the wrong reason; she'll curse you everyday. But if you're in for the right reason, let me save the rest

Why do you think they are good with book-keeping and accounting? That's why you see them working in banks

^^ If I slap you with my jeans, your cheeks will go numb for three days.

Could this be love?

Dayo, na you open eye write these things? You get time oooo