₦airaland Forum

busybody20:
really? the last time i saw him he was standing in moluwe lol. . . .

Yes, it's true. He said he saw a beautiful damsel in a molue, so he chased you. . . actually he thought it was those UK buses, so he hopped in. Unfortunately, you weren't as beautiful as he thought, so he told me.

Gators, I think the guy is real, why beefing him now? If I remember correctly, he said in his siggy that by God's grace he'll replace Desmond Elliot in Nollywood, so that must be his pic. If you ask me though, I think he's looking for a sugar mummy; PH has a lot of them, so he's applying on NL. . . . However, don't be surprised he must have had lots of callers buzzing his phone

Ebonyeyes:
P.O BOX 1389 ADELAIDE ROAD, PLUTORIAN STATE, PLUTO. PLZ 7ZB

Lexi is a stunter I bet you he drives a 1990 V-boot _{just messing with ya Lexi}

They have that Australian province in the Pluto too? Wow! I'm impressed. I'll send the ticket right away

I'm a virgin at 29, so what?

Ebonyeyes:
The ticket would be great. Include the receipt as well _{so I can return it and cash the check} ^{just kidding}

Return the ticket and cash the money? OK, I'll send it anyhow and let you know, but where do I send it?

Ebonyeyes:
Lexi is stunting hard with those pics. The car hire company want the cars back at 1pm

He's enjoying fabulous wealth because I said so

Now, pay the money

^^ Did you get the shipment of those new Hummers?

busybody20:
^^^^ whitelexi,

where did u borrow those cars from?

His brother is 'Arab money' rich; he damned well can have fleet of those in hundreds

Ebonyeyes:
I leave at the other end of the Atlantic ocean. Since you are spending arab money you can fly me over

Yeah, I will fly you over. How do you want it, send you the money or the plane ticket?

whitelexi:
WHY are they moving this thread from pillar to post sef?

What sef?

busybody20:
uju,

Hapi birthday!

We nor go chop?

Come with your picnic box

^^ Imagine!

r231:
Happy birthday ujujoan

@The seeker what did u get her
car or you are taking her to dinner in DUBAI lol

I'm taking her out for dinner to Abu Dhabi, I need to spend me some Arab money on her But I want Ebonyeyes, so I can take her there immediately

Ebonyeyes:
How so? Are you on the bluetooth signal? cant say I noticed

And where might that be?

I share almost the same region with Tupac

Ebonyeyes:
Hmmm I cant say im disinterested Where in planet earth do you reside in?

West side

McDoe:
May your life be transformed from this day and the Good Lord make it possible for you to treasure all those things that you hold dear to your heart.

GOOD HUSBAND, YOU GO GET.
EVEN IF NA BOYFRIEND, IT'S ALREADY HERE
FINE CHILDREN, YOU GO GET.
PROSPERITY AND PROGRESS, NA GOD'S WISH FOR YOU
LONG LIFE, E GO DEY FOR YOU.

From the house, I say, happy birthday and many happy returns.

Wow! I'm impressed! Uju, what sayeth thee about this young man?

whitelexi:
No be only filthy, pluto is even more filthy than earth

So she's dragging me to come with her into a filthier planet? Now, I get the message. . . but Ebonyeyes, why do you keep sending me infrared signals? Can you upgrade to bluetooth please?

^^ You still dey alive? I thought I quarantined you

Ebonyeyes:
Your filthy mind

What exactly? Im in planet pluto, how about you?

I'm from planet earth and I really don't mind showing you how things are done here

There's more than free meal. What are you even say sef?

Ebonyeyes:
*rolls eyes*

These cheap Negros should take us out to the finest restaurant

If you will sit right in front of me on a table-for-two, I will gladly take you and a selected others out

So who's going to be paying for the fried and jollof rice?

She's 50.

Spiked, keep the thread here. . . doesn't the part of her looking for a boyfriend mean romance? Abeg jare! Una don come with all these your

[Quote author=Ujujoan]Dont break you heart honey, I aint searching! [/Quote]


Is this some reverse psychology?

Nigeria is a disgrace to independent nations.

whitelexi:
You know what?

Uju, I'm your man, dont let SeekerBlood come between us

Ebonyeyes wants u seeker

This isn't code debugging Ebonyeyes, is sending an infra red signal but I'm a bluetooth

Note the age on the cake.


Ebonyeyes, I'm not looking to apply to her or she'd have been long gone. On the flip side, why can't I apply to your institution?

Ujujoan:
Whats with you and this obsession wiv gettin me a BF

Thanks you guys !!

Because birthdays should always come with very memorable packages; being a Libra, I understand you got so much love forming ripples, waves and bubbles inside of you and it needs to be let out. . . . so any eligible man should apply

OK, what about the cakes?

So who's going to volunteer to be Uju's boyfriend for just today?

I always knew she was my fellow Libra. . . . . Groove on girl

OK, keep it coming.