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FL Gators:
Dnt talk to me about "Mrs.  TheSeeker" until I see a diamond ring thesize of my eyeball

Can you grace me with the opportunity of making my divorce with her, final? I don't like the way she's been quiet all along like nothing's perturbing her Silence is killing [quote author=tpia. link=topic=297077.msg4325340#msg4325340 date=1249875455]I think he means Ilesa is close to the towns he mentioned.

There isnt too much info on the ancient origins of Ekiti and indeed most of Yorubaland. Lots of migration at some point, perhaps.[/quote]Human race also included migration at some point. Yoruba is claimed to have migrated from some part of Niger State, which may be correct(but valid by the books, I wasn't there), how did Hausa ever got to where they are now? They must have migrated from somewhere. I see language as just an identity. It's noteworthy that Ekiti and Ilesa share a lot in common from some parts of their dialect to food sense, to cooking.

FL Gators:
No mind TheSeeker jare. . . .

ko sa ma gbe obirin kakiri lo moh

Just look at you! Take a good look at yourself! I'm divorcing my first love because I want to make you Mrs. TheSeeker and you're here smearing you. I can understand your bearing, but don't worry I got my compass

amosexy:
Oyindamola ayaba, ma je ki awon fake yorubas ro wipe awa omo yoruba gidi ma nbinu gan oo

@ gators
Oluwatoyin adumaradan,omo ekiti tio we to ndan boda mi ni ki o ma ko bo nle oo
Av u seen the carsssssssss my brother bought for u ? come n take a look.

amosexy:
@Gators

Iyawo wa, I op u av started packing ur loads ? who are those ppl saying u r carrying their babies ? warn dem ooo !!!
Na my bros property dem dey joke wit.
Plz wat r those thing that are alwaz in the engagement list for the yorubas ni oo ?

@ seeker
Weekend ke ? well i pray to know wat weekend really means oneday.

U really av to get use to we NL ladies,we hardly take jokes
Dont know why i will be mad abt a statement someone i might neva sees made abt me
mine is to come here learn & laugh, if anyone uses dat avenue to insult me, i careless cos u cant see me n i cant see u
so y should i get worked up ova online jokes & insults.

amosexy:
Eh ehn o ga ooo, o ti di ogun fulisi-fulisi everywhere
Afi gba ti e ba thread Osun je
God dey ooo
God knows why some ppl cant just digest jokes !!

Abi oooo. Imagine that even coming from an Osun native: I'm disappointed! Anyways, how's the weekend been for ya?

Gators, iyawo mi, bawo ni? Ewo lo she?

Deep Soul:
Dear EX 1,

You took my innocence. It wasnt enough. You wanted ALL of me. It wasnt love. It was obsession. I ran. You pursued me.
You were mentally unstable. You jumped my fence at 3am and came to my window begging. You belong in a psych ward.
I dont know where you are and frankly, I do not care. Whatever life offers you, good or bad, doesnt mean nada to me.

Dear EX 2,
I met you. I had found The One. When I was with you, it was bliss. We shared a bond or so I thought. You got the best of me. You lied. You cheated.
But with you I stayed. I never uttered a word of complaint. I was an angel. After two years of an LDR, I decided to step. Not because you lied nor cheated. Not because we "grew apart". Not because of the distance, but because you were just too frugal. Stinginess was your first name. It amazes me how it took me more than three years to realise I couldnt be with a STINGY man. I didnt do it for me. No, I could never be as selfish as you are. I did if for my unborn children. Cos they would never have forgiven me for giving them such a FRUGAL father! Tufiakwa! But friends we will remain. We smile and chat. But you will never know the real reason why I cant be with you. I pity the woman you will eventually marry.

Dear almost EX 3,
I could have been typing the most venemous letter to you if we hadnt decided to work things out a month ago. I met you and you showed me what it meant to be loved. Very few people on earth have been privileged to experience the kind of love you showed me, With you everyday was valentine. You showered me with gifts. You took me shopping. You served me breakfast in bed. You jumped even before I sneezed. You were my idea of perfection. You changed my life in a way no other human has. And after almost two years of bliss, you wake up and you are someone else. A mad man. Without any sense of right or wrong. You inflict unimaginable pain on me. And for four months, I went thru pain untellable. Every attempt to salvage the situation proved abortive. I have not been the perfect woman but I try. I never cheated on you, even with the long distance. I even started learning how to cook because of you. Funny huh? I was in the wilderness for four months. And the only thing that saved me and my sanity was God. I would have nightmares consecutively and wake up shaking. And the only thing that could stop the shaking was my Bible. Everytime I wanted to leave, I remembered how you stayed with my in the toilet at 3am rubbing my back when I had diarrhoea. I thank God He has started the healing process on our relationship that seemed irredeemable. It's been one month of recovery already and it's been hard as hell. I wonder if we can make it. You have done so much to hurt me. Unprintable things. But I still remain wwith you and agree to make it work. I hope we survive this. If you mess up again or hurt me the way you did, even I do not know what I will do to you

Phew!

FL Gators:
No mind her. She wants to show off what she found on Googles today

Well, Gators, I need you to come on here now and clear all these talks about you being flirt! Can you do that?

C2H5OH:
No mind oyinda. As soon as you catch her flirting up/down/left/right with person A through Z, she retorts to saying she doesn't take any of it seriously. I bet you she has more numbers stored in her phone than all of NL combined.


Mack mama! I throway salute.

C2H5OH:
Maaaaaaaaan he tire me

FL Gators:
I'm not a jealous woman o. But I no go sit here and watch you stare at those florida babes

Admit you're jealous and I won't look at them Keep denying you are and risk me looking at them Be sure I can treat you nicely even though I'm looking at them, Ok? Do you remember I said I'd never go with Cameron Diaz when she asked me out? That I only want to be with you? Remember?

FL Gators:
Jealousy ko Jollof beans ni

FL Gators:
The fact that I am TOYIN is good enough reason. So let me see your eye straying again. See if I don't pluck it out