TheSeeker's Posts
Nairaland Forum › TheSeeker's Profile › TheSeeker's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 (of 145 pages)
What's the meaning of this? Well, I learnt that my wife has to engage in better things than gardening. |
bluespice:Bust a cap in my nuts and forfeit your monthly pay!!! I'd be glad for you to do that. But ya know, I got it good girl and keeping it real. I don't mind giving you that Benz I gave my girlfriend who you caught me with that caused our altercation; I ain't tripping on the homeboy, I'm just saying who the hell rolls under an "agbalumon" tree!!! Je-fucking-sus!!!! |
FL Gators:I'm sorry if I sounded harsh. I never meant it to strike you off a cordial balance. I guess maybe I overreacted to it, or maybe for the fact that I've always hated that crime with passion. All the same, I'm sorry if I hurt you with my castigations. Let it go, ok? O ya pele ![]() |
FL Gators:This is not a matter of being sensitive. I'm refraining very seriously from making a derogatory example out of you; but let me put it lighter to you -- what if I called your best friend a "LovePeddler" or a "d*ck sucking b*tch" all in the name of a joke I'm trying not to apply that to you. I take jokes like this seriously especially on a public forum; if it's in private I can still let it slide. I know you wouldn't like me or anyone to call you the above names as being funny -- so STOP shoving that "Nigerian sensitivity" up in my face! Don't do to people what you wouldn't like be done to you -- It is that simple! |
FL Gators:I know you don't take some jokes lightly, why would you relate me with armed robbery in the name of a joke? I still can't believe you said that! |
FL Gators:Why do I have to hear the bad side of Nigerians? There're plenty good things I have to associate them with. Given that Nigerians have some shameless criminal attitudes, not all engage in that and that's where I look from. Nigeria is accused of being all fraudulent, what about Madoff? What about . . . . uhmmm. . . . this guy that's in NY who impersonated her dead mom and collected untold funds from the government? The way you regard your country is the way you're going to be viewed! not like I care anyway ![]() |
FL Gators:Nigerians rob banks in FL? Let's leave jokes out of this, it's demeaning that you attached a very indecent, character-assassinating crime to me all in the name of a joke!!!! I just didn't take that lightly and I'm not funny about it. |
FL Gators:Been around and randomly about anywhere. I was in Tampa today for a little car show. Do you know by chance where I can hook up with guys who car-drifts? I was up in Mia with some dudes but they weren't as sizzling as I thought. ![]() |
Yea yea!!! Want me to leave your territory? |
Issue resolved? ~shaking head in disappointment~ ![]() |
Meaning? |
FL Gators:Jump on the bandwagon! What are you waiting for? ![]() |
posakosa:That's why there's a Bible-looking book called, "dictionary" Kunbee:I take it you were kidding with your first comment, or you want to opt out of its negativity. I don't care really but let's be civil with each other, ok? Truce? |
Bluespice, if I catch that boy I will make sure I break his legs into indefinite pieces. So it's true that you want to see another man so you can spend the alimony I pay you on him? I know just what to do. ![]() Dayo, if I catch you with my wife(soon-to-be-ex), I will crush you into negligible bits. ![]() |
Dbanj is on NL and he's the hottest! |
posakosa:Ok, if you can mind your lane and you can't shut your eyes to my posts, then endeavor to learn to shut up! |
Ok, let's go. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. |
Lexi, what are you going to do? |
THONIA, WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT FROM LEXI? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH HIM NOW? |
Wow! This is like a dream! Meeting and breaking up online. Thonia, why are you breaking up with him? Lexi, why did you break up? Are y'all cheating on each other online? I need explanations . . . . . I'm at a loss here. ![]() |
BinghiNya:You wish that in your dream. Why must everything go Man U's way? You'll be stunned this season |
Oh no! Whitelexi, tell me it's not true. I'm waiting on you to debunk this. |
A tortoise marries a tortoise, snake to a fellow snake. A goat has a perfect matrimony with a goat, and so is a spider to another spider. You have a bad english and we don't know how bad of an english your girl's is, but since you in your deteriorated english linguistics skill say she's bad, well I'd say the both of you suit each other just fine. Pot calling kettle black. |
whitelexi:Jealous? |
@Nethacker, I lost your IM, can you please IM when you have a chance? |
Man Utd is undoubtedly a great team, lots of trophies, perfect history-record break histories, fantastic manager but don't let it get to your head. When you play Chelsea or Liverpool, you're not playing Arsenal. Anytime and any day, Chelsea and Liverpool will give you a run for your money. Have you forgotten last season Liverpool beat you 1-4 at your own home? You don't have to come on here and run your mouth like you've never been beaten hands and pants down. In last season's UEFA CL, Chelsea put up a good fight against Barca and we all know how that ended. What could be said of Man U at the final? Total flop. A disgrace to the English Premier League. I'm a Chelsea fan, and I admire Man Utd but it irks me when some people just come on here to run their mouth over some rigged matches. Rooney scored from an offside position, so what's Fegie complaining to the ref for? He needs to learn his lessons this season. That's just the beginning for you. Liverpool will never forget about Chelsea decimated them powerfully in the CL. Just as I'm sure Man U will not forget how Liverpool trashed their butt. Man U, this is a warning, wait as we come to revenge last season's 3-0 at your home. How I wish Hiddink had beaten Fergie so he can shut his mouth. What am I even saying? A rookie already shut him up. Hint: Guardiola. |
IFELEKE:Is that the town where witches fly like birds? From what I gathered from about three natives of the "Irun-" town, they are always proud of being witches there and they make it a kind of exhibition. I really don't want to slur them but it's pretty scare what they told me. I'll find out the name from them, maybe the pronunciation is what got me confused. Anyways, why did sexyleamon close that Romantic Dispute Thread? |
Wow! He must be one hell of a lucky guy and you, a blissfully favored girl Hey guys, keep it coming.@Oyinda, what's up? You don't have anything to say to . . . . . . Mmm![]() |
You didn't worry about the first thing before getting off her. How did she know your friend's an expert? Is your friend a sex therapist? Oh boyyyyy you don suffer ![]() |
posakosa:And do you have a problem minding your business or at best, shut your eyes to my posts? Kunbee:If my posts so hurt and bother your eyes, don't you have the gumption to choose not to read them? |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 (of 145 pages)


I'm trying not to apply that to you. 

