₦airaland Forum

platinumnk:
where is ur ode to ur love

FL Gators:
Psssst, don't play that game.

I got ppl, you know. To do you right if one corner of my glass breaks

I'm waiting on your people. However, I got this hottie, she's from ATL but lives in Fla. She's got a massive bootie, sumptuous oranges naturally carved on her front board. You don't want to compete with that, oh, did I say you're losing me already? Oh sorry.  

If I'm whisked away from you, 'Leke is there and a fellow Ekitikete too. I think I'm beginning to reason with my friend who says it's not good to be at loggerheads with your recent ex, because at any rate, you might need her back. . . . Bluespice, I'm coming for you; I miss you. Do you remember what our first kiss felt like?

FL Gators:
So you're friends with MJ? You've gone and bleached your skin too?

Yes, I'm his proxy. But I, on the other end here, am having a good life

FL Gators:
Hmm, I like a man with a big gun.

Do your thang

I got a shotgun too. Look at my profile pic and imagine what I can do to your almighty and 'knuckleful' brother. Bring it on

platinumnk:
submitted

Thank you.

FL Gators:
I'm smart, I know it.

And I know you want "smart".

So c'mon, its a harmless game

I'm going to have someone else on the side, as a matter of insurance.

FL Gators:
heheehe, beat me up?

Obviously you havent met my bro, dayo. Na him go scatter scatter your face with his knuckles

No be you be 5'3? Thought so. . . .

Yes he will if knuckles are faster than a bullet from my 9MM.

FL Gators:
Omo Ekiti t'abi omo Osun.

Which do you think?

platinumnk:
Examples sire

Check my background information for details. Suffice to say, I'm the 21G (21st generation) version of King Solomon

FL Gators:
TheSeeker,

I'm going back to GV on Monday.
Make I see a 5'3 guy checking out someone's booty and see if you don't get it!

I said it! You're seeing someone else. Who is 5'3? Do you want me to give you a brief details of the booties I saw? You're so jealous!! I hope you won't try to shoot me like McNair was, or I'll beat you up like Chris did Rihanna.

platinumnk:
Yes your honor

Kindly post your qualifications and i will review, and submit to Honorable Judge IFELEKE for approval.

IFELEKE:
Your integrity isn't in doubt citizen, apply to my office via clerk plat.

Clerk Plat,
Take charge while i proceed on recess. . .
The Court is hereby adjourned.

IFELEKE:
Juryship
I intend filling the jury bench up with emminent citizens of good character.

Your Honor, count me in if I'm eminently worthy in your honorable assessment.

spikedcylinder:
Hey.
I'm just seeing this. Gimme some time to clean the old thread and I'll re open it.

As per your allegations. . . . . . .

dayokanu:
OAU is the most original University in Nigeria. people dont form in OAU like they do in UI and UNILAG.
Its for very smart people Its the most religious school also. Remember UJCM. EVerytime there is a prayer meeting going on in IFE

I cant miss the ARO for anything

Ifeleke, Seun was in my set in the same Faculty before he dropped outta school. he was the best student when he left his GPA was aroung 4.83 when he pulled out. He was No2atheisms class and bunk mate. In Faj.

dayokanu:
I am not Ola Rotimi. Ola Rotimi is Dayo Fadugba right

Obesere was staying on my floor in Awo Block 7 in my final year. OK I wasnt there during MM's regime though I voted MM in my final year
MM was my paddy he was a year my junior and we were in the same department.
I heard Saburi was expelled. Do you know all those Pacesetter guys were my pals. 3A's, Obele, Fresh Prince even invited me to join Pace but I declined I was not cut for Politics.
I knew Revolution before he became President we used to argue in Awo together I used to call him Socialist because of his Ideology. He was a quiet guy. I went for IT in 2002 and came back they told me Socialist now "Revolution" is now  president