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Re: Dating your Friend's Ex: ,

On a contract basis, Yes but it depends on the girl sha. . . .

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=325707.msg4572435#msg4572435 date=1253323243]Apo- who? nah mate [/quote]Alapomeji.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=325707.msg4572443#msg4572443 date=1253323351]She's done that already. . . . .I just got 3 different e-mails now from her.[/quote]Told ya!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=325707.msg4572421#msg4572421 date=1253323013]U still dey make mouth?
Accept it, you know no one does it like i do. [/quote]She's gonna apologize, Trust me.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=325707.msg4572401#msg4572401 date=1253322518]I laugh in hindu
Kick who out like polio?[flash=200,200]http://maybe kick chics that make him their god n blv they can get a better man[/flash]
negro plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss[/quote]I Shouldn't have quoted you because im sure you would modify that because i wont beg oh.

stillwater:
You? When there's David, Sly, Chinedu, Tola, Obinna etc. *rolls eyes*

lol  

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=325707.msg4572365#msg4572365 date=1253321911]ya think?  we shall see [/quote]I dont think. . . . . . .I know.
I trust Le Chac.
Why dont you misbehave and see if you dont get kicked out like Polio.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=325707.msg4572316#msg4572316 date=1253321195]same applies to the guys hun [/quote]Nope.  . . . .you lots doesn't have the balls to do that, we both know this.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=325707.msg4572282#msg4572282 date=1253320685]love-vendor SLY's in the house.[/quote]That line means sumn to me bro. . . . .
They will never know what they have until they lose it.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=325707.msg4572260#msg4572260 date=1253320269]The best way to keep a misbehaving babe in line is letting her know there are potential rivals out there waiting to ship in. [/quote]

[quote author=z-murda link=topic=325727.msg4572150#msg4572150 date=1253318695]ode, amugbo ni were yi sha

Means in Greek you've been bonging too much lately, ease off it or you'll be committed,[/quote]Awon ti ile yin ni were.

Black men did NOT kiss. . .  .Why?
because their teethz were so black and greasy,
One would think they were fed with Charcoal .
Ever wondered why you would see some light skinned girls with a very black ''charcoal like'' lips?

Written on her- Birdman & Jay Sean.
Forever. . . .Drake,K. West, Lil Wayne and Eminem The Sickest white boi who murdered em all.

stillwater:


You disappeared, na wa o.

I left becos of David, I wanted to make you mine but he kept sabotaging all my attempts.

Yumi:
Thats true we can all be conned,  even the most intelligent among us as we have inherent weakness as a human being of wanting to be loved and love someone.

So tell us how do we see it coming, how can we tell so we can protect ourselves a bit from the wolves in sheeps clothing

We are all ears.

What you want me to say?
They are not easy to spot because they can be what they want to be,
If they know you love the bad guys, It doesnt take them anything to act like one
And if they know you love the church going ''extremely nice'' guys too, They can be whatever just to ''get there''
I for example, To worship is not the only reason why i go to church, U know what i mean.
Only God can protect you from 'em.  . . . .
Be closer to God. . . .Use common sense and roll with the right sets of people, With that, you should be fine.

Yumi:
I love nice guys too.  I have never been the type thats attracted to useless, lazy, cheating, lying men lmao.  I dunno why they just don't appeal to me.  

Hear Hear!!! Its not stamped on their foreheads.
I will appeal to you if you see me. . . . .
I am not saying i am lazy, cheating or whatever u wrote above, Just one of the ''un-serious'' type.
The thing is, You will never see it coming so stop deceiving yourself.

davidylan:
Well unfortunately for the Serbian language . . . this davidylan here is pretty cautious when it comes to credit cards. As far as i'm concerned the fewer women see your "credit card" the better.

Right! I had to learn that the hard way. . . .
If possible, I wouldn't let them see it at all, They are preety dangerous.

davidylan:
funny enough if another name for sex were truly David then sex wouldnt be important at all.   You better change it to chic2 if you love your sex.

Anytime i see the handle. . .  .''Davidylan''. . . . .
I see someone who wouldn't think twice before zippin' out his credit card on a girl. . . .Just to . . . .Ermm U know.
Davidylan means sex in Serbia's Language.  

stillwater:

Quoi?  

Another name for sex is. . . . . . . . . . .David! I mean Donuts.

1. Handy-man: Okay the word’s a bit derogatory, but if I have a BF, he should be there to fix my things. Electrical faults, plumbing, household appliances and even my car. Even if I have to pay for it, he should be the one to take it to the electrician/mechanic and make sure it gets fixed! If I have to travel a far distance, he should be ready to drive me, if I have a flat tire, he should be ready to change it and get it fixed. Infact, if I need anything done, he should get it done. That’s why we really hare their numbers on speed dial

Mr Fix it?  A.k.A Gbewudani In Yoruba . . . . 

2. My escort: Well I can’t go for that wedding/ Party alone! He has to come with me.

Huh? IM I that jobless? 

3. My protector: Okay, before you say another word to me, I’ll have you know that I have a BF :d I actually let a guy go cos he let someone else toast me while I was with him. Before you talk to me, you think of what my BF will do to you!

I fit protect myself? Let alone you? If u hear trouble, Make u no run,

4. Money: I know you guys don’t want to hear this but it’s the fact! My BF (poorer or richer than I am) pays for my hair and my clothes. Now I don’t expect him to take up totally financial responsibility of me, but if I’m throwing my B/day party, he shd pay for it or at least pay for most of it. He should at least once in a very blue moon, take me and my ladies out! He should pay for some lil things that I need and he should contribute, no matter how small, in anything I do!!

                I pity yr husband oh! 

5. Call me: Now this is a very tick one. If I have a BF, he should be the one calling more often. No matter how busy he is. He should call and check up on me while I’m at work, he should call me when I’m sick, he should call me when he wakes up in the morning and before he sleeps at night. . .  cos I’ll expect him to!

 
This itself is a problem on its own, Coupled with the ups and downs of life.
With this, It would be a miracle for any G who's been entangled under this to clock 40. 

6. Be with me: It’s not just the guys that want sex, we want it too. We also love the feeling of curling up in his arms all night long. We love company, we love knowing he’s there!!

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!    

mukina2:
yeah cuz he carries the suitcase bag 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Of course you'd know the contents [/color]

Not possible. . . .
Women and Handbags is like the snail and it shell. . . .Inseparable.
Check sum handbags, You would find all sorta junks like towel. . . .
Toothbrush, empty peanut butter cans and other orisirisi's . . . . .Mehn, Women sef, i tire for dem.

[quote author=becomrich, link=topic=323981.msg4551521#msg4551521 date=1253061070]it is not that I am tribalist, but it is an issue of national security and danger.
Rwanda had 9 million and 1,000,000 die. Nigeria have 15 times of more.

if a civil war happens


1,000,000 X 15 = 15,000,000 that would die.

And the nigeria army would have at least 20 ethnics, religion army group.

That why I am doing, trying to save 15,000,000 and avoid over flow in other africa

countries.


let look at Jigawa state.

You would see from satellite pictures

picture 1. that town where the arrow is the largest afer rom 7 others hadeija is the

largest.

now if i zoom in ( get closer) pictures, verify that it is the same town. We pick the

largest town in the picture.

Picture 3 I measure the width 0.37
picture 4 I measure the length 0.36

Area length X width = 0.37 X 0.36 = 0.1332


Now
picture 5 and 6 is Akure   length=  width = 14.12 X 7.44 = 105.0528


If you find out how many of that town in jigawa state in akure.

105.0528 divide 0.1332 = 788.685

So that largest town in jigawa state , you need 788.685 of that town to make one Akure.you

do not have that in the satellite picture.

From the satellite picture, Jigawa does not have 788 towns


Now let look at Katsina state.


Picture 7,8,9,10 show you how katsina looks like and daura . and we pick the biggest town.

not the average.

we zoom in picture 8 and find the length and width in  picture 9.  which are 0.34 and 0.40

find area = 0.34 X 0.40 = 0.136

if we now compare to akure

105.0528 divided 0.136 = 772.447 times

772.447 is the number of times that largest city in katsina would make up one akure.


From the satellite picture, katsina does not have 600 towns




Now let look at Kano state.


Picture 11,12,13 show you how kano looks like and dambarta . and we pick the biggest town.

not the average.

we zoom in picture 8 and find the length and width in  picture 9.  which are 0.48 and 0.46

find area = 0.48 X 0.46 = 0.2208

if we now compare to akure

105.0528 divided 0.2208 = 475.782 times

475.782 is the number of times that largest city in kano would make up one akure.


From the satellite picture, kano does not have 475.782 towns











But the Nigeria government claimed


Kano state      9,383,682
Katsina State 5,792,578
Jigawa State 4,348,649
Ondo State 3,441,024 ( Akure is in Ondo state)




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-[/quote]Welcome Mapomeji. . . . .Your album was a success, Triple Platinum!  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=323608.msg4544135#msg4544135 date=1252963275]Slap yourself FIVE TIMES and swallow some cyanide.
You are a disgrace to MANHOOD. [/quote]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some guys fool oh! Eww!. . . .
Modaran! . . . I don die. . . I am finished. . . . Je suis fini . . . Estoy acabado

Joey and The Game - The future (Hot thang)!!!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



This is the very first time i am laughing with tears coming from my eyes this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh My ribs!

36 Soldiers gang was started by eldee and Sauron is the vice.
It's not their fault though, Peckham changed them.

Gabry:
HEY!!!! This is 2008!!! And I wasted my freaking time!!!

Hey, How is everything going in Pluto?
because i guess you must be a Pluto resident for making such statement.

OvieE:
Nothing works that is why we are so useless. From A to Z there is nothing good come out of it.

Sorry bro. . . .Iz u from Delta State?

Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2)on Sunday 6th September

Congradulations! We qualified!

Im not gonna customize. . . . .Just normal numbers.
I like the underground lifestyle. . .  . .No oppression. 
Ti isu eni ba ta. . .A Ma-n fi owo bo je ni. . . . .translate that if you can.