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Cristalz:
Being a wife goes much deeper than answering his name and bearing his children dearie

@Sly

There we go In the end you agree with Hannibal. . . you're just the second-chance type.

@All the ''i'll just walk away'' guys

Get real,k? Be honest

Would u like to be my wife?
Even if u slap me 100times which im sure u wouldn't. . . . . .We will solve it amicably.
So what Thy sayeth?

Cristalz:
@Sly

This dude took the words right out of my mouth. . .you diiiiiiiig?

And if all you do is walk out,then come back after she begs. . .whats the guarantee that she won't repeat it later,knowing all you'll do is leave then return after she begs at just the right pitch with the right frequency?

Don't get it twisted,
You can say its a mistake the first time, but the second time would most def'ly be borne out of her sheer stupidity.
I will only take it once, and if it happens again, End of marriage, That is if i am married to her bone-head already.
I deserve better than that.

Hannibal:
Neyo is a commercial artiste. . . . . .To make money, he must sing for the ladies.
Without women, SoundScan nosedives so he knows what he is doing. . . . .don't be fooled.
Bobby Brown said more than that but he turned Whitney Houston into a sparring partner when they got married.

I know but it makes sense to me.
Don't forget this line. . . . . .Do as i say, Not do as i do.

Cristalz:
Walking out on your matrimonial home for a year Nice one. Peradventure there are kids? You would still walk out?

Na wah oh, You are just shoving everything on my throat.
You should try to get my point, . . .
What im trying to say is that applying moses law of tit-for tat is not going to solve anything.

There are better ways to solve it rather than turning your lovely wife to a punching bag.
Women have no souls according to history and i am not disputing this too.
breeze from some guys hand can send you people to a state of coma, Let alone slap.

Neyo was not crazy when he said '

'' Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose . . . . . . .When you make your angry face
That makes me want to just take off all your clothes . . . . . . . And sex you all over the place
Could it be the little' way you storm around. . . . . . . . . That makes me want to tear you down
Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is . . . . . . .
Every time you scream at me . . . . . . . . . . . I Wanna kiss you . . . . . . . .
Baby when you put your hands on me . . . . . . . . . I Wanna touch you . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . And when we get to arguing. . . . . . . . Just gotta kiss you''.


You diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig?

Cristalz:
But if she could slap you in the first place,how sure are you that she'll recognize the ''gravity''? Humor me. . .i'm just curious.

Maybe prolly when she doesn't see me in a week, or month or even a year. . . . Yes a year.
No phone calls. . . . .No sms. . . . . .Nuffin!. . . . .
She would realize by then and if she doesn't maybe a year would do but none of them girls could hold it for a month
Im talking about those that had done somethin less than slap to me in the past!

Cristalz:
Yeah,but what if? What would you do?

Speechless for some secs. . . . . . . .
Then i would simply just walk away till she realizes the gravity of what she has done.
To me. . . . . No matter how it is or what she has done,
I dont think its right for any self-respecting guy to lay his hand on a woman.

Masculine::if Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do?

Its not going to happen.
I dont roll wid women like that. . .
Someone who thinks slapping her G would solve the problem at hand is only plumbing new depth of stupidity for herself.

davidylan:
laura, i don't mind the fact that you already know what you want in a guy - money, lots of it!!

The only shock is that you're not even particularly goodlooking . . . i mean if you want a guy with money shldnt you be bringing at worst looks to the table? If i'm going to spend so much on you at least i have to console myself that your face and body is worth all the effort.

Please try and improve . . . or maybe the camera lighting was the problem, post a new picture then.

But. . . . .But the babe fine small na?

This Kind Of Love Or Men? Do They Still Exist?

Yes they are. . . . . .

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Casualties as militants, soldiers clash again - Shell, Chevron oil platforms destroyed - British citizen kidnapped

Bolaji Ogundele, Port Harcourt, with Agency Reports - 17.09.2008

THE ‘oil war’ declared by militants in the Niger Delta entered the third day on Tuesday with fresh attacks on oil platforms belonging to Shell Petroleum Developing Company (SPDC) and American oil giant, Chevron.

In the latest attack, casualties were said to have been recorded on the side of the militants as soldiers of the Joint Task Force claimed to have routed them and killed many of them.

The militants claimed in an e-mail statement that they destroyed a major pipeline operated by Shell at Bakana Front in Degema Local Government Area of Rivers State on Monday night.

Chevron also said on Tuesday that there was heavy shooting around its Idama platform in the early hours of the day. Three speedboats out of the six carrying militants were in the early hours of Tuesday sunk by Joint Task Force (JTF) Operation Flush Out 3 troops during an encounter at a flow station belonging to Chevron in Idama, Asari-Toru Local Government Area of Rivers State.

That, however, was just as the militant group, Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND), claimed responsibility for the destruction of a pipeline belonging to SPDC in Bakana, Degema Local Government Area of the state on Monday night.

In the Idama clash, according to the spokesman for the JTF, Lieutenant Colonel Sagir Musa, the militants had stormed the oil facility belonging to the American oil giant with the intention of blowing it up just like they did to SPDC’s Alakiri station the previous night.

The security men guarding the station were said to have repulsed the attack. According to Musa, a[b]ll the occupants of the sunk boats went down with their boats, suspecting that all militants on board the boats might have died[/b] . He confirmed that one member of the JTF sustained injury , and was already responding to treatment in a hospital. ^{(Just only 1 oooh)}

“Militants in six speedboats attempted to attack Chevron’s Idama flow station at about 1:00 a.m. today. Attack was heroically and commendably thwarted by the JTF troops on guard at the station. Three militants’ boats were shattered when our troops unwillingly used RPG to foil the attack. Two boats were sunk with all the occupants on board.

“It is greatly and unfortunately feared that many of them might have lost their lives in the process. One soldier was, however, wounded and he is in stable condition. No damage done to the flow station,” Musa said.

Meanwhile, MEND has claimed responsibility for the destruction of a pipeline belonging to the SPDC located around Bakana in Rivers State.

The sabotage has been confirmed by the owner company, the SPDC. In a statement electronically circulated to journalists on Tuesday morning by its spokesman, Jomo Gbomo, the group said it carried out the act with the aid of detonation engineers.

“At 2210 hrs on Monday, September 15, 2008, a major crude oil pipeline at Bakana Front in Degema Local Government Area in Rivers State of Nigeria belonging to the Shell Petroleum Development Company was destroyed with high explosives by Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) detonation engineers backed by heavily armed fighters,” MEND claimed.

Spokesman for the SPDC, Precious Okolobo, in a text message to the Nigerian Tribune in Port Harcourt, confirmed the destruction of a section of the company’s pipeline traversing the area.

“We can confirm that a section of the Greater Port Harcourt Swamp Line at Bakana, Rivers State, was attacked last night (September 15),” Okolobo said in his message.

In another development, unidentified gunmen kidnapped a British national overnight in Port Harcourt, a diplomat confirmed on Tuesday. “I can confirm that there was a kidnapping of a British national yesterday and we are investigating further, the circumstances around the kidnapping,” British embassy spokesman, James McLaughlin, told AFP.

“A Briton, was kidnapped last night at 8.00 p.m. (1900 GMT),” Lieutenant Colonel Musa Sagir, spokesman for the unit of the Nigerian Army tasked with policing the Niger Delta, told AFP. No further details were available.




JFT keeps denying any casualties on their side.
Now who is fooling who? are they superman?? Na wa oooooooooooh

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Hopefully you don't mean long nails.
yes am a sucker for great nails

Have no problems with men doing manis and peds, i encourage it (if they badly need it)
But long nails are ewww on men.[/color]

Na today?
You never stop this your jealousy
Or was it me that caused your nails to be short?

Warfy Boy:
My fellow Nigeria, i am proud to annouce to you that i am the new NEWCASTLE UNITED owner, i bought it from Ashley with the sum of 340 million pounds. The paper work has been done, and i am going to start by bringing in great playas to lead the club to a major competition finals. and my major target is the english CL

ty

Like the Yoruba's adage. . . . . . .
Eni to o ri owo eh loju ala ton dun inu, Eni ko tepa mo ishe e nitori ebi!
Means A terrible hunger awaits anyone who in his dreams sees himself spending lots of cash.

Bwoi?? Did u buy the club in Warri or in your wild ass dreams?

Una nor dey tire.
Y'all can smack ur big big big big heads on the wall if y'all dont like 'em
Who cares??

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=171179.msg2810520#msg2810520 date=1221582616]I guess texas should be asking for break away from America too, or Alaska.[/quote]What?? Have you ever been to Niger-delta before
If Texas was like Niger-delta, They would have no choice.

How about you wake up and realize that dependancy on Oil might not even help u at all, because the notion of "we have oil" and we should be entitled has made y'all some lazy bunch.

Trust me, This would be the end of the appalling Nation called Nigeria.
By then you people would be using 100billion naira notes like Zimbabwe.

that will make so many Nigerians to wake up and develop other means of making money, be it farming or mining, which we need anyways.

Nigerians are not saying they don't want to farm but your stupid governments are not encouraging them.
I got a friend who exports farming chemicals to Nigeria and trust me,
It is selling like hot cakes and that should tell u Nigerians are not a lazy bunch as u claimed they are.


The only state which has a slight chance of surviving if Nigeria breaks up is Lagos.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=171179.msg2810402#msg2810402 date=1221581755]How come it is always most people from the Oil belt that always asking for seperation from Nigeria? i will just like to know.[/quote]1- because you others are parasite.

2- Nigeria's income is mainly generated from oil sales,
Meaning without Nigeria's oil, You people would be competing with the likes of Burundi economically.

I have said it before and i will say it again.
Whoever is Saying Mcsame would win this election is only plumbing a new depth of deception for his/herself.

mikail001:
I am alarmed that not even women in this forum are able to give the correct answer to this question. To you all again I present to you a new knowledge in accordance with the Grail message. Women are more psychical than men. In short women bear within them the intutive faculty that makes them stand above man in creation.

The woman has been bestowed upon the most delicate altar by the Almighty. She is spiritually greater than man in creation. Let's take an instance: When ten women and one man are put in a house to pray, there is every tendency that the ten women would have seen a vision before the man does, that is if he even does. But it is unfortunate that here again woman has wantonly reduce herself to a plaything that a man toys with.

So, when women are seen in places of worship as such it then means that she is by nature psychically upright than a man.

Huh
Where did u get all these?? Not even a concrete proof to support your assumption and u expect us to zip in.
Back in the days, The great prophets were giving women space because they said women have no souls.
If women were this great as u have claimed, At least Jesus would have had one working for him as his disciple.

Whoever thinks Mcsame would win this election is only decieving him/herself.
The Americans are not foolish. . . . . . .Well time will tell.
Who cares about polls anyway?? ?? ?? ??

Whom Did Our Forefathers Worship Prior To The Spread Of Christianity?

Judaism.

Whoever says Jesus is God unequivocally has a very shallow understanding of him.
Jesus is no God. . . . . . He was one of the begotten sons of God.

canalarge:
MEND Says Its Commando Unit Razed Shell Facility To Ground

Last View on Mon 15th September, 2008
Last Modified on Mon 15th September, 2008 6:05:23 am


By Jomo Gbomo
At 0200 Hrs today, September 15, 2008, Hurricane Barbarossa continued its destructive sweep through Rivers state of Nigeria when the eye of the storm struck a direct hit at the expansive Alakiri flow station complex operated by the Shell Petroleum Development Company.The facility was still burning when we left.

Heavily armed fighters from the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta stormed the facility and have razed it to the ground as promised. The foolhardy workers and soldiers who did not heed our warning perished inside the station.

Resistance was non existent as the soldiers fled their dug-in positions leaving behind their colleagues and the workers inside the facility to their fate.

A word is enough for the wise. MEND reiterates its previous warnings to ALL oil workers in the entire Niger Delta region to evacuate from oil facilities and halt production with immediate effect or they will have themselves to blame.

We call on the wives of soldiers to convince their husbands to abandon this duty of injustice to avoid becoming widows. Families of oil workers should offer the same advice.

International vessels should not come in to load crude oil. Owners of such vessels should be warned that the vessels will suffer the same fate of the Alakiri flow station. Hostages will not be taken. Do not be deceived. The Nigerian military can not protect you.


http://saharareporters.com/www/news/detail/?id=720

These guys are for real oo

You don't know?
Do not underestimate the Em Hee En Dee!

bawomolo:
the term appeared way after jesus's death. jesus was a jew so yes he was circumcised.

Crucifixion u meant? because he never died.

Re: Was Jesus Circumcised?

Yes.

bawomolo:
the only reason stopping the JTF from handling them is the human right's outcry that would come out from a full offensive. this is just a small scale version of the israeli-hezbollah conflict. the biggest vulnerability of the nigerian army is lack of an effective navy. outside of the creeks that give these thugs cover, they are no match to the nigerian army.

Yes! The reason why they couldnt go to abuja when they ordered Julius B. to stop working there.

idupaul:
the only reason stopping the JTF from handling them is the human right's outcry that would come out from a full offensive.

Yes which is why i said they can't handle them because the government will never unleash a full offensive on them, At least not anytime soon.
MEND is politically motivated, They have people in the higher level that would stop the government from unleashing full offensive.

idupaul:
once heavy harware come to play, mend rocket prop grenades would become useless, if the military decides to use napalm bombs or some other incendiary device on those swamps mend will quit this batle and run to town.

True but this cant happen now.
Lots of civilian lives are at a high risk.

bawomolo:
these MEND guys are as fake as it gets, hurricane barbarossa was obviously a name stolen from operation barbarossa.

Leave the name aside, Lets face the real issue.
If you think this so-called JFK can handle them, Then you are joking.

I can't struggle with robbers iw ill even give them money to fuel it.

You don't need to tell these people to give it up.
Trust me, When they are faced with a Gun,
They wouldn't know when they would ask if they need the other one at home too.

Hannibal:
So men in the Church are animals??
Hmmmmmm. . . . . . .You need special deliverance and several night vigils to be cleansed[b][size=20pt](under ma supervision).[/size][/b]
You are wired wrongly.

Public Display Of Affection ( Pda )

Its rubbish!!!

kommy:
Please reply me.

Your post is laconic, Go into details of what u need.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799357#msg2799357 date=1221355075]It is not pathetic to feed a girl you love now! See me see wahala.
Let's see what you'll do on your wedding day. Maybe you'll be screaming it's pathetic up and down.
It's a way of expressing love through a simple routine.

Those who bawl 'I love you' don't love the girls jare. They are trying to assure themselves rather than everyone else.
If you like don't believe what i said about the hallways. . . . . go ask Jason and Tony. . . . they would tell you
Nah, Deepzone is your missing rib. You and her connect on a wonderful level.
Just remember - I'm Hannizo's godmother.
Who else is as good for you as deepzone? Mention names now! [/quote]I have my eyes on that babe.

Public Display Of Affection ( Pda )

Its a complete rubbish. . . . . .Not acceptable.

Gbenga Daniel faces impeachment!

THE crisis rocking the Ogun State chapter of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has assumed a new dimension with the planned impeachment of the State Governor, Otunba Gbenga Daniel, on Wednesday by the factions believed to be loyal to former president, Olusegun Obasanjo and Speaker Dimeji Bankole.

Sunday Tribune reliably gathered that the impeachment of the state governor would be tabled by the State House of Assembly, after a vote of no confidence would have been passed on him by the lawmakers.

It was also learnt that House members, who are in the minority but loyal to the former president and Speaker Bankole, are being used against the governor. This group of lawmakers, it was also gathered, were led by the Speaker of the State House of Assembly, Hon. Tunji Egbetokun.

It was reliably gathered that the recent visit of some lawmakers from the state to Speaker Dimeji Bankole was to perfect strategies towards the impeachment of the governor.

The lawmakers, it was also learnt, after meeting with the Speaker, were hosted by Senator Iyabo Obasanjo whose father is believed to be in the forefront of those planning for the impeachment of the state governor.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/14092008/news/news1.html

Thank You Nigeria!!!

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/images/home-images/banner-sept-14-2008.jpg

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/images/militant-youth.jpg

God Bless America Nigeria.

Mikeansy:
what of debosky?

What of BigB1

What of Kobojunkie

What of Mckren

E be like say these ones dey on another level abi?

Don't mind them abeg.
Dem nor even see person put, Na deepzone of all people?
I don die!!!


[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=170841.msg2797954#msg2797954 date=1221335765]By political analyst i mean people


Nigeria1 - I don't know this person so I can't vote

Deepzone - Oh Yeah! Queen Scandalous

[s]McUsman - for being a strong voice for the North[/s]

[s]Davidlyn - for his insightful contributions[/s]

Ibime - Google/Wikipedia King. Seeks theoretical information, as opposed to practical truth

Quotasystem - I don't know this person I can't vote[/quote]Nahhhhhhhhh Richyblack is the only one who graduated from the University Of Wikipedia.