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hurhhh!! . . . . which kin thin be this!

Topic!

sure!

toyinrayo:
in my books. awwww, i feel missed. you rarely come online anymore. se ni to ri omo elubo ye ni?

hmnn i see . . . . . huh? omo elelubo ti fimisile nitori mi o ni owo lowo! ^{sugbon omo iya alagbado lo wa lowo mi bai!} awon omo yi fe pa mi ni!

ima spit on his/her face then later ima say im sorry its a slip of tongue. . . . .

ima kidnap him/her then send a message to his/her peeps demandin for $526,637,000 only!

toyinrayo:
LMFAO. . . .jay, wasup?

where v u been?

eldee:
@everyone
You are invited to attend a little funeral that I have arranged for our dear passed away clown, BOLAJISHOW a.k.a FLOWBOAK. Since it's gon be the last time we hear from him, I'll use it as a farewell ceremony.
This is coming from the organiser that brought u the most awaited, prayed for and even fasted for battle on nairaland, ma humble self.

ima tell him/her im the real deal!. . . .if he/she doesnt oblige. . . .then ima send him/her a terrible punch. . . bringin down all of his/her teeth . . . . .

ima stick ma fingers in her face!

ima smack tha taste ouTTa her mouth!. . . . .

he must be as ugly as sin,so that no girl would share him with me

so ugly people still get hope!. . . . .

i intend on writing some professional exams in computer networking hopeing to work as a network administrator

that would be nice!

. . . .u don't need to go back to school to start all over again just because u'v got a third class but since u said you're still young!, well idk but if u feel that goin back to school to study a different course is going to be iight with you, the choice is yours but i'll advise you to go for masters instead of wastin time, startin all over again to study another course!

2 to 3yrs *minimum*

Ohh!

here goes my favorite verse in the bible!

Isaiah 4 verse 1 (N.I.V)


In that day,seven women will take hold of one man!

and say * we will eat our own food and provide our own clothes*
Only let us be called by ur name ,Take away our disgrace!

Ohh!

here goes my favorite verse in the bible!

Isaiah 4 verse 1 (N.I.V)


In that day,seven women will take hold of one man!

and say * we will eat our own food and provide our own clothes*
Only let us be called by ur name ,Take away our disgrace!

Oh no!

why the **** did i click on this topic when i was eatin! now i have lost appetite immediately after readin sum of this weird ass toilet sh*!s . . . . . .ewww wat a weird ass topic!

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shapey


Good to hear that!

cheers!

?!

Yab-------->Diss
nothin do u ----> u r iight

Woh-woh-------->Ugly

Jogodo --------> Smoke weed! https://emoticons4u.com/mad/188.gif

lari mo --------> regret it

Waka dey go-------->keep walking

You chop craze?-------->are u mad

You don kolo-------->ure beginin to act foolishly

I go sound you for there-------->i'll slap u

I won brass garri-------->drink garri

e don tey-------->it's been a while/long time

Fashi-------->forget it

RUNS-------->Hustling

Comot--------> get out!

Yawa --------> trouble
yawa don gas-------->there is trouble

eke --------> Police

oshara -------->brand new

gbege --------> trouble

You dey show yourself --------> You are bragging

I wan crash --------> I want to sleep

I hail oooooo --------> greetings

bon am--------> forget it

abeg-------->please

jand--------> england

yankee-------->america




need i say more !

gene is an african queen for sho!

opuro!

this one na wah 0!!

whew!! then expect the unexpected in yo mailbox!

Good luck anyways!

cool! lets get it started!

seat back! relax n enjoy the ride!

its goin on hurr

This are things l know we guys do for ladies:

1. Compliment her,
2. cuddle her,
3. kiss her,
4. caress her,
5. love her,
6. stroke her,
7. tease her,
8. comfort her,
9. protect her,
10. hug her,
11. hold her,
12. spend money on her,
13. wine & dine her,
14. buy things for her,
15. listen to her,
16. care for her,
17. stand by her,
18. support her,
19. go to the ends of the earth for her,

nah! i dont support generalisation. . . actually from wat uv stated. . .most ladies are doin it for 'em guys as well. . . . .

u just gotta hang with the right ladies

Male: (*SLY*)

Female : rita dominic!

Salinco

good work bro!