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Samiceman:
Lol, on earth we still say 'thank you'

It's actually 'LOL' and not 'Lol'. Uppercase letters are used to spell acronyms. Every sentence should also end with a punctuation mark.
Do you still want more english language tutorials?

Samiceman:
On Earth we say 'thank you'

Samiceman:
Succinctly

starlingslimnet:
I can't quite decipher the complexity of stupidity on the path of the OP... Your moniker make sense but I'm flabberwhelmed and overgasted by the nonsenctic publicity of self acclaimed foolishness which you demonstrated royally in your post

richidinho:
Nkpo abadiee?

richidinho:
Eyen eka...ntak akot me vidiot nah

Jezyfreezman:
Stewpeedity dey run 4 0p blood.........
Rokiatu ko, HoeKiatu Ni

richidinho:
I saw it ooooooo my guy
Just got myself now...I was unconscious a while ago

Yet another bum-licking vidiot- you gullibly believe everything you see. Below are BUTTPADS

Forwetinnah:
Don't mind them joor...was she looking this good on her daughters birthday?? There was a thread on that last week, I even commented that she was looking old

That's the point! These females try to distort reality with fake impressions of their beauty.
I can't be cowered into submission. I tell the truth everyone else is scared of admitting 'cause they want to seem politically correct. That's what I am known for ( in the romance section especially). When I actually compliment a post/persona/moniker, it's because it is TRULY deserved.
I do seek the superfluous commendations heaped on "NICE GUYS". I also do not seek Nairaland alliances whatsoever. I am a one-man 'army'.

Cc: Mstik

ugia:
You haters of women na from there Una from comot. The least you guys can do is to congratulate and encourage her. She gave the PDP guy a run for his money. Bloody chauvinist.

Babe2sure:
Corrections: 1. This is a case of pot calling kettle black. I corrected you initially, but you did not acknowledge it. You went straight to telling me I did not put quotation marks.

2. I corrected you that, you should not always put quotation marks when you define words, but you failed to acknowledge it also.

3. Your second accusation is laughable. Not at all. I didn't learn that from you. Who will not know that?

OP, sorry for derailing your thread. I and TheSonOfMark are learning from each other.

Ever heard of the word 'logomachy'? It's what we are engaging in. Admit it: This is more or less a battle of wits and neither of us wants to be seen as ' the vanquished'. You, especially, do not want to lose to a MAN. Which brings us back to my afore-posted comment about vanity. It corroborates my assertion, doesn't it?

zicoraads:
You need to work on yourself. This attitude of yours...this cynicism won't take you anywhere.

Babe2sure:
Correction: You have cleverly deviated from what I was trying to point out to you. I defined Law-breaker, and I pointed out that there will be no need for quotation marks. You said initially that, 'one should always use quotation marks to define words' which is wrong.

Corrections: 1. You conveniently skipped acknowledging the fact that you should have used quotation marks.

2. You also didn't acknowledge the fact that you learnt using an uppercase letter as against a lowercase letter to continue a sentence after a double colon mark from me. Yes, I noticed.

Babe2sure:

Correction: one should always use quotation marks to compare words.
But we cannot always use quotation marks to define words. E.g
A law-breaker is a person who does not obey the law.
You can see that, there is no need for quotation marks in the above definition.

Correction: You were COMPARING the validity of the afore-stated ('stock-in-trade' and 'stocktrade') .You weren't even DEFINING (if you know what defining means). You should have used quotation marks.

agarawu23:
missghost is the same missclasssy




if I lie make make my balls burst.

EbubeOnoh:
Na like this. Helo dear how are you and how was your day/nite. I hope you dream of me

Babe2sure:
Correction: it is stock-in-trade not stocktrade.

Correction: Always use quotation marks to define or compare words. Example: 'stock-in-trade' not 'stocktrade'.

benuejosh:
What's so special about visiting there. Is it a guaratee of one going to heaven?

Darkchocolate:
Hahaha... Done this before... Went into A lounge/restaurant once ...sat down and they brought the menu.. Omo come see price ... 4000 Naira for a plate of one average meal like that ... Ah ah...I fit eat with that money for 1week naa... So I just chill, after like 10mins, I pretended to get a call and that I was telling the person where I was but they didn't seem to be hearing me due to bad reception. So I just je jejely and respectfully excused myself and told the waiters I needed to go finish the call outside to direct my friend in...

I tear comot from that place sharp sharp... No long thing. Why would you sell me a plate of chips and one small looking chicken like that for nearly half my allowee? A beg oooo ... My mama no be Mrs Dangote Dantata

But yawa go gas for your head if you dey make fake call and receive a real call at the same time...especially if your phone is on loud. My dear...OYO shall be your case

I know on the Apple App Store there are actually apps that help you ''make fake calls'... You set it up on a timer, and the app actually configures your phone to ring you and engages you in a conversation with the imaginary person on the other end. The beauty is no phone credit is used. So you can set it if you are going on a date ...for the app to ring you in 1hr or 30mins....

Depending on how your date is going, you can either answer and tell your date the call is urgent and have to leave or you can just tell your date it was just a friend making an enquiry and continue with your date. Brilliant App!

I don't know if Android has it though. I'm sure they do.

You, missy, are a 'bad' girl.

Nubian113:
Why can't you leave the insults at her doorstep, why her gender?

Kemy11:
I thought obama killed Osama. Did he resurrect to attend this wedding.

Wicked!

write2obi:
. Is this not madness Someone will just make up, rub foundation, powder, lipstick etc, then sit in a tub to snap, then post it online for people gives no fu*k

TrishaP:
I've got conscience. Can't even reason that.