₦airaland Forum

somehowpenis:
Joblessness at it's peak.

wazkinwao:
YOU RIP WHAT YOU SOUL

CoolFreeday:
please what is him saying, I don't understand? Where did he do that one?
please Sir, don't make us angrier, do we looking stupid to him?
If you fought corruption, Nigerians wouldn't have rejected you at the pool the way we did?

teebiggs:
Pics: Lady Beats The Hell Out Of A Man That Stole Her Phones In A Bank In Ibadan

I usually mind my business on a norm but feel people can learn one or two from this, so thought of sharing.

So it happened that I was in the banking hall this morning in Ibadan and suddenly heard this thunderous sound... Looking back I saw this fair skinned lady slapping and head booting this young man that looked very innocent. "What did I do, what did I do?", the young man kept asking, maintaining his innocence.

The lady who was already crying and screaming gave him a hot slap again, he staggered and lost his innocence saying "is it because I helped you, is it because I helped you to charge your phones and dint see you again". The bank management intervened, trying to separate them, but the lady won't let go. She kept head booting the young man, screaming and crying. I'm like wow, this lady is strong.

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scarface04:
We have one then we call “NO MERCY" he will flog u 20 struck on your buttock as if he have legal right to. and after flogging u he will shout I HAVE NO MERCY!! last time I heard his now a danfo driver

adedammy007:
I remembered sometimes ago while driving along lagos-ibadan express way,one dumb driver just crossed my lane trying to change course bck to lagos without trafficating or showing me signals he would cross my lane while i was on fast lane o,I slammed on my brake so hard nd could hear d frictions on my tire,I made sure I went so close to him wit my hummer bus and use it to hit his primera side mirror cos I knw if he makes dat ture he's about to make I will just miss d opportunities of making dat dumb driver pay for not trafficating and almost make anoda car hit me frm d back on dat busy road.I could see d annoyance and plea on his face via my Side mirror, but Wetin consign me,I be lagos boy,I'm off

somi4lyfe:
Actually he got the spelling dumbas.s.

Young03:
FROM TODAY I CEASE TO BE A NIGERIAN


LET ME LOOK FOR ANOTHER COUNTRY And NATIONALISE

dayosaurus:
It's I'm not am. When would gtb stop recruiting illiterates?

ChangeIsCostant:
This is quite alarming. A report has gone viral online of a woman who died and was buried in 2002 at Epe area in Lagos. According to a witness, due to the recent road construction going on in the area, the woman's corpse was exhumed but guess what, it was found the same way it was buried 14 years ago. This has been trending on Facebook with so any shares and likes...

Read what was shared by the witness below;

Can someone shout a BIG ALLAHU AKBAR.A woman that died for abt 14 years back.And has been berried. they nw went to uproot it,due to the road construction that is going on at epe,unfortunately they met it as it was berried right from year 2002 to now 2016.ALLAHU AKBAR

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/womans-corpse-found-same-way-it-was.html

042report:
Omg! Kidnappers Nabbed In Enugu After Receiving 5 Million On 85yr Woman
Some Group Of kidnapped Abducted A woman in her late 80's in Ezeagu Enugu, Tied her up in a tick forest naked And in the night they will go back to their homes To sleep Leaving her Alone in the Thick Forest Daily For About A Week Under This heavy rain.
They demanded for a ransom of 20,000milllion Naira and after much dialogue between the family and kidnappers dey concluded a ransom of 5m Naira which was immediately paid by family and expecting a call from them on were to pick there mum but no reply so the family started tracing and investigating with the Anti kidnappers but thank God they caught one of the guys named Levinus ude from enugu omesi umumba ndi agu Eziagu in Benin who confessed that the woman died of cold and dey buried her in that bush that's why they didn't contact the family again and mentioned the rest of the gang members such as Obiora chiji from umuene in umena ndi Agu and Others.
All has been arrested Yesterday and The woman's body that they buried 2ft has been recovered for a befitting burial.

http://www.042report.com/2016/08/omg-kidnappers-nabbed-in-ezeagu-enugu.html

FxDuke:
bro your grammer is on life support

Jeffboi:
Naso. Today is my birthday oh show some love with likes

Gboliwe:
Are you also a blogger? Your written English sucks just like that of so many others. Please try and improve yourself.

lexylexy:
And who tell u say na english language I dey speak kwanu.ITK

lexylexy:
Why u telling him sorry when u did nothing wrong. Dude is jst being naïve. Abi is it ur fault dat d bet casted and crashed?

Explorers:
You came back from work(70k Salary) and saw this on your bed with a note " Am sorry boo, i have to go with him because you are not ready yet and he asked me to give you this."

nuclearBb5791:
U layed a bad foundation...
Reason:
She sees you from a wrong perspective.
My Husband must do everything...
My husband must give me pocket money if not he does not love me...
Fear of the fact that i am not pleasing my wife comes in...
trust is broken...
marriage failure at worse case...
regret...
Solution:
Try and communicate sincerely for her to see reasons why you are making this proposal...
listen to her own reason... if childish..as per reason 2.. try to get her groomed up...
make her understand that both of you have the same heart.. in two different bodies by showing her love.. and not otherwise..
once a woman feels safe, the first sign is she becomes submitsive...

Kgdavid:
tied up bro. tied up

Cutehector:
oops. Slip of the hand wen typing. Thnks for d correction

broseme:
Chief Adaeze Yobo can not stop flaunting his husband.She is very proud of her man friend.

She shared the photo below on Instagram and wrote.....

"with my manfriend #latepost #yesterday"

Aww!Lovely couple
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGUTP1Ip-k9/

Adminisher:
First if all, none of these people are Jonathan's people .
They were OBJ's nominees although they got to like Jonathan because he gave free hand to people working for him.
Obj himself got his names from Americans. Adesina was given to Obj by Bill Gates. NOI (Iwealla) is too big to be Jonathan's anything. People should stop deceiving themselves. Jonathan did not have the smartness to choose good people then...possibly even now. Jonathan's people are Oduah, Moro, Obanikoro, Dieziani

Now as to whom of this lot can work with PMB, I think only Adesina and Mobola Johnson. NOI is not straight and Otteh is a thief and not patriotic. One of the best ministers that this funny op firgot was Aganga but he is stubborn. Two stubborn people Buhari and Aganga would have been too clashy.

On the whole, Jonathan had the best ministers ever in the history of Nigeria but the man's himself was the worst president in the history of Nigeria. The former could not compensate for the latter.

hillso7:
It borders me when I see and hear the type of salaries employers offer job seekers in recent times. In view of this, a friend was offered a salary of 50k monthly for a job offer as a B.Sc holder with working experience when his overheads(T.P and feeding ) will run into 36k monthly. Would you advise he takes the offers or seek for a better pay job elsewhere. Urgent advise is needed Pls.