crazymommy: Some people just feel comfortable in displaying their stupidity on social media.....the foolish follower insulted your husband,and she insulted the follower back and insulted the innocent dad..
my final verdict... she and her follower are senseless...
adanny01: A lot of Nigerians have comprehension problems. May be because most people had to cheat to pass English Language or suck at comprehesion and summary.
HornyTiwa: You were saying something cool until the bolded. this just expanciates the hypocrisy of "some men" you accuse women of feminism meanwhile its this same you men who insult the intelligence of women because you believe they are beneath you. we could have gone with your logic but then,some men has made it a point of duty to rubbish the female gender and you expect them to suck it in and take the sh!t?
this kind of question will not stop been asked as long as "some men" will not stop seeing women as lesser beings and worst sex objects.
For crying out loud, please the word is EXPATIATE.
Mztarstrechy: "She answerd a call on sunday night... We overhead her saying dat som1 called her to come dst dey will use her face for calender.. Dat dey will pay her 250thousandshe never wanted to go... After some while a gal called her bk for dsame stuff. She was preparing to go, ma sist asked her if she knows d person she said dat is some1 she met on d rd... She told her not to go dat is not geniue... She insisted and left.. She called ma sist bk around 7pm and told her dst she csnt come bk again dat she will come bk the next day.. On dat monday everybody was trying her number no way till on sunday.... I was telln everybody dat our friend is missn. On tuesday one guy ran to me and said he overhead me wen was saying we r looking for ma friend.. Dat there was a gal dey killed at transecul penus... She demonstrated her... I told him to follow me 2 ma sist houz so dat dey will knw d way she dressed out we reach there ma sist brought out d pic she snapped b4 she left... D guy started crying and say she is d one. We took off going to one station or d other finally we reanch to trasecul police station and comfirm dat she is d one... She was lying half naked on d rd. With d beating dey gave her. Her face swallowed up. Blood was coming out from her mouth, noise and ear... her two eyes was very black... Chai... D pad she used 4 her mensis was beside her.. D killers went away with her phone... Put her slipoers beside d flower... We went to d mortuary today and saw our friend lying helplessly dead there. i cryed out ma eyes... Buh nomata how amount of cry i cried even if o cry out blood she can never come bk again. Death na so u dey. Chai... I never believed untill today.. God pipo r so wicked and hrtless.. Omalicha duh rest untill u fight bk those wicked killers of urs.. They took away ur precious life by force.. So fight bk chai we loved u... And we are going to miss u well.. Rip ma love untill we path to c nomore... Jee nke oma ezigbo nwanyi"
Hmm.
One of these days, this is exactly how WAEC English essay will look like.
When I was in school, that was my 2nd year, I was living with an Uncle and he has many cars, and two of them was at our disposal. His two sons, my age mates can all drive, but I can't, I have never drive before in my life.
One morning as I was washing one of the cars, I never knew that you must not step on the throttle before the car moves, I just start the car, engage the gear and remove my leg from the crunch, the car jumped and hit the car in front. That was my first experience with a car.
Weeks later, one of the sons asked me to drive, we're on the highway, he told me what to do and was like I got it. From gear 1, I jumped to gear 4 while I was dancing with the steering, I nearly caused an accident.
That was how I managed to learn, after many attempts.
How did you learn how to drive, did you went to a driving school?
@seunosewa @mods Be like say una chop edible catering yesterday wey go reset una hard-disk. Abeg receive sense......the traffic this thread generates alone na HIT Back to Back...stats don't lie.
@seunosewa,you were still contemplating on a decision and quickly your "foot soldiers" went rogue shutting down threads. Ask them....some of them dey "ghostly" come here con flex our "sure odds", one name start with P. All those silly "likes" on the FP are mostly from peeps who are not informed.....they will get Deformed. Carry mat come and learn....shame no dey catch person to learn what he/she doesn't know. INFORMATION IS KEY and POWER
We here don crave for FP attention.....we ball in our zone and our stats does the talking. Responsible men and women, married folks, family heads, bread winners full here with sound educational and intellectual minds......we don't jump here,we critically analyze and knows when to strike.
The most smartest,sharpest, brilliant NLanders are on this thread openly or codedly...everyone has his/her niche and we all are ADULTS.
Everybody get hin own excesses.....respect is reciprocal.
0% Assurance Btw....anything,just about anything can happen. GL
Rapmoney: I know even educated people commit grammatical blunders sometimes but there are grammatical blunders that are just so outrageous and shameful at the same time, when they come right out of the mouths of supposed 'graduates' from tertiary institutions!
If you have been guilty of the following as regard spoken English, then you have clearly moved from being a 'Half-baked' graduate to a 'Quarter-baked' graduate!!!
1) 'You are smarting'...I heard a guy at a plaza who claimed to be a graduate saying this! Gush! Being smart is very different from being fast or slick. By the way, there's no verb such as 'smarting' in English language which means the same thing as what this young man was trying to say!
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Smarting is absolutely correct.
The word 'smart' does not only refer to having mental agility or something.
It also refers to
> a sharp, stinging pain. > feeling upset and annoyed.
It's my guess that the guy you mistook for a quarter-baked graduate was actually referring to any of these other situations.
Abuiman2013: I honestly don't understands how people thinks, we have been in serious mess for the past 16 years, we are all yearning for change, and we expect the change to come within a year? This people milk this country dry, we didn't complain because they know our weak point, and try to provide for us so they can milk us well. We need to be very patient and continue to pray for this government. Why has the formal minister of petroleum not in the country for the past eight month, where is Namadi Sabo? We need to rethink and thank God for this change and to pray to God to destroye all the saboutour in this country.
I almost liked your wise post but for the fact that you said formal instead of former.
Naomite: Mr "thespellchecker" I guess dats ur specialty, so do d needful. I don't mind if u correct my spoken English and spellings afterall no one is perfect.
Btw some of the wrong grammar and spellings were actually typographical error. thanks anyway
Alright, challenge accepted. I'll do the needful for you.
We knew each other for years even before we started the relationship. I never dreamed or even thought of dating this guy because he is like a "no go" area for me (reason is because I am way too older than he is).
We serve in the same unit in the church but we hardly spoke to each other, I really like his calmness and gentleness and this made me have more interest in getting to know him better.
One day, he caught me staring at him and he immediately confronted me with this accusation. He said and I quote "Why are you staring at me? Do you have a crush on me?"
Jeez! I was speechless. No words could come out of my mouth at that particular moment. From that day on, he started calling me his crush and I call him that as well.
Although it was all on a level of joke as I didn't have any hidden agenda, but unknown to me he actually meant what he says. After spending the holiday, I went back to school and we chat mostly on Whatsapp.
That was how it all began.
We never really had any form of agreement to date, because he didn't actually ask me out and I was okay with it. All my intention then was that, as soon as I find a guy I like and want to date, I'll just let him know and everything will stop, but to my greatest amusement, I fell in love with him coupled with the type of care and attention he gave to me. This in turn made me not to give any other guy the chance even when I know deep down that the relationship has no future.
To cut the story short, six months later, I started noticing some changes in his behavior. He wasn't honest with me anymore, uses different girls pictures on his DP, and I also started hearing so many rumors on how he flirts around with different girls.
So we had to end the relationship. After a month, he started visiting me again and every time he visits, we will both end up kissing and romancing (no sex) for what may look like eternity (trust me it feels good). What baffles me most is that he gets angry and jealous whenever he sees me with another guy.
So last Saturday, I asked him to let us DTR (define the relationship) and all he could say is that "I don't want you to date any other guy because I wont be able to handle it, so let's just be what we are till when I’m ready to start dating again."
Please romancelanders, I need mature advice on what to do because truly I’m also finding it difficult to move on since he is still here. I can't stop him from coming to our house and I can't stop myself from getting emotional whenever he comes around because I still love him.
Mature advice please… thanks guys!
There you have it.
When writing a story, ALWAYS try to make good use of paragraphs to allow your readers to logically follow your thoughts. Good paragraphs also make it easier for the eyes to read. In other words, it will keep the attention of your readers.
Also, try to make good use of punctuation marks to bring out the sense in your story. About your spellings, take note of the redlining error spell checking features of many word processors or even better still, make use of your dictionary all the time.
Naomite: We knew each other for years even before we started the relationship. I never dreamed or even thought of dating dis guy because he is like a "no go" area 4 me(reason is because am way too older than he is). We serve in thesame unit in the church bt we hardly spoke 2 each other, I really like his calmness and gentleness and this made me created more interest in getting 2 know him better. Oneday, he cought me stirring at him and he immediately confronted me with this accusation, he said and I quote " why are u stirring at me? Do u have a crush on me?", jeez! I was speachless, no word could come out of my mouth at that particular moment. From that day on, he started calling me his crush and I call him that aswell.
Although it was all on a level of joke as I didn't have any hidden agender, but unknown to me he actually meant what he says. After spending the holiday, I went back to school and we chat mostly on whatsapp that was how it all began. We never really had any form of agreement to date, cos he didn't actually ask me out and I was owk with it. All my intention then was that, as soon as I find a guy I like and want 2 date, I'll just let him know and everything will stop, but to my greatest amusement, I fell in love with him coupled with the type of care and attention he gave 2 me, this inturn made me not 2 give any other guy the chance even when I know deep down that the relationship has no future. To cut the story shot, six months letter, I started noticing some changes in his behavior, he wasn't honest with me anymore, uses so different girls pic on his DP, and I also started hearing so many rumors on how he flirt around with different girls, so we had to end the relationship. After a month, he started visiting me again and every time he visit, we will both end up kissing and romancing (no sex) 4 what may look like eternity (trust me it feels good) what baffles me most is that he gets angry and jealous whenever he sees me with another guy, so last Saturday, ask him 2 let us DTR (define the relationship) and all he could say is that "I don't want u 2 date any other guy cos I want b able to handle it, so let's just be what we are till when am ready 2 start dating again" Please romancelanders, I need a mature advice on what to do, because trully am also finding it difficult to move on since he is still here, can't stop him from coming to our house and I can't stop my self from getting emotional when ever he comes around cos I still love him. Mature advice please.......thanks guys!
Nice narrative you've got there but I must say, I'm not really impressed with your spellings and grammar.
bada007: which Nigerian University has the highest number of yahoo guys; left to me i would say unilag because am a student of the institute and i see the cars they drive and the way they trow parties GREAT AKOKITE
Excuse me, Sir.
Sorry for asking, but please, is that how they spell throw in UNILAG?
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Rapmoney: Lol! This is a misconception It means you don't know me around here. Ask around, am an alleged misogynist! That doesn't stop me from being my real self. I speak the truth! Am not weak!!!
You may not be weak but then again, I guess you still don't know how to use I am or I'm in your sentences.
Toks2008: Thanks for the correction the spell checker lol.
Nevertheless i believe that it is only an intelligent person will not jusxtapose spelling error with intelligence...No human being is above spelling error so retract your unwarranted sarcastic crinkum crankum.
HenryQuest: Let's be objective here.....it's true that there are limited job opportunities in Nigeria but it's also true that a lot of Nigerian graduates are not worthy graduates both in character and in learning. That's how many graduates come to nairaland and be killing themselves over issues that should be treating with maturity. Some others commit lots of grammatical blunders. Chei.
Exactly!
With the type of written English I do come across on nairaland for instance, I am inclined to say the problem is majorly unemployable graduates.
sage2: Olajumoke was just lucky. There is nothing inspirational about her story. She would have serve better as a motivational speaker if by her own diligence and hardwork, she saved enough to move from hawking bread to owning her own bekery where she employ other Nigerians. Very soon baba ijebu winners will start forming motivational speakers.
Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma's Husband Called A Dog By A Follower, Actress Reacts by TheSpellChecker: 10:58am On May 29, 2016
it's all boring now...we've loosed interest....#Next
at him and he immediately confronted me with this accusation, he said and I quote " why are u stirring