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destino24: Op, will you date your girlfriend without sex until marriage??what is this one saying?.... this is one of the reasons why a 'dislike' button should be created on nairaland... |
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]For every potent man in a relationship, there is every possibility that you are hungry for sex, what makes the difference is if you are bold enough to ask for it or not.[/color]Sir, did you even bother with reading the thread before commenting... pls read... with glasses this time if need be |
I dont know if anyone else has noticed it... but women think they have guys all figured out... give him spartacus-like sex, and he becomes your loyal puppy. My past girlfriend always had this sick habit of asking me for stuf whenever we were having sex and I was at ejaculation point.. girls always feel guys owe them everything, and all they owe the guy is to scream as loudly as possible during the corpulation process. Now my question is... Isnt sex overrated?... and is it worth 'selling your birthright' over?... For me , I detest being blackmailed with sex, and have many times stopped in the middle of it immediately I sense the girl is wielding it over me like some sword of damocles.. State your opinion... |
kamilat baby... Can u teach me the kama sutra? |
You can do 'okafor's dip test' on her.... dip ur blokos inside her... if the elasticity of her punny is below 4.22245.. den she Is definitely bleeping some other bloke... contact my signature for the full 'okafor" formula |
so? |
u don get bele b4?.. my favorite 1st question |
Go and contact hiv...and give it to her... tank me later |
GET MARRIED TO HER THIS YEAR!!!! or beta stil... GIV AM BELE BEFORE NEW YEAR!!! |
just passing... *looks into thread*....nothing to contribute... awon eja nla leleyi sha.. |
so the driver was trying to play james bond at a military checkpoint in that volatile region.... the driver, not the army, should be held accountable for that boy's death... where him dey run go? |
very soon we go hear say him don ascend into glory after being buried underwater for 3 days and 3 nights... nansense.. |
Kzinne: op u should have gone in to shop urself or are u a cab driver? Why u dey ask us? Dey there dey live fake life. Mgbekejeez.. can a person be this wretched and stupid at the same time?... do this nation a favor... go hug transformer!!! |
all na wash jor. ... the lebanese, being natural hustlers, have the habit of hijacking a country's or even a continent's economy... look at how carlos slim, a lebanese, has hijacked the entire south american telecom networks...nigerians have this " no be my papa work" attitude towards employment .... and the lebanese didnt travel this far to get screwed by some lackadaisical nigerian... I wont be surprised if the pregnant woman has a maid in her house who has and is still receiving far worse treatment... next topic abegi... |
why does rita look like she has just been gangraped in the second pix?... abi she sef need donation? |
hybridtm: quite common for girls to have different-sized breasts or nipples, especially as they develop duringpuberty. Everyone's different, and no two women's breasts will look exactly the same. In fact, asymmetry — where one body part, like a foot or a hand, is a slightly different size or shape from its partner — is quite common in humans.tanks a lot Sir.. maybe I will have to drag her to the hospital myself |
u are busy writing an open letter to your crush , while I am here crushing on you... please hw do I submit my application? ![]() |
Enegod: what about her as$oga, face front o... make I no vex use e-slap reset your brain to factory settings o.. |
slap1: Bre-asts don't have equal size. But twice the size of the other is strange. Something similar happened to a girl I know, but the difference in size wasn't that much, though it was noticeable. She went to a doctor, took some pills and, luckily, the bre-asts reached an agreement. Take her to a doctor.that is what I advised her to do.. but she doesnt even want to talk about it... and she likes going braless even when going out... it really freaks me out |
Help!!!! one of my girlfriend's breasts is twice the size of the other breast.. Could it be that she has breast cancer?.. I am really confused... please advise.. |
it was that bowl of rice that also voted him in as senator.. why is he now crying foul when the system that leveraged him has now pulled him down? |
Senator Chris Ngige INEC Registered A Bowl Of Rice As A Voter In Anambra (Photo) The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) presented a bowl of rice as one the registered voters during the recently concluded gubernatorial election in Anambra State. The bowl of rice pictured in INEC's voter's roll was registered as a 37 year old male voter in Umuerodili township in Anambra State. SOURCE: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/ photonews-inec-registered-bowl-rice-voter-anambra
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Idowuogbo: Abeg shattap joor! Who b rebel/ militant? U dey mad? U seriously need to STFU! Wots d big deal in ironing clothes? She finds it romantic. Come on! Ur guy doing dat willingly is special. No 1 forced him 2 na! He volunteered to do it, dat to me is cute.I guess romantic is not d word sha!only god know how you dey tok to your husband for house... ogbologbo... |
NkwaGOD: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] can I say smthing here. I am of the opinion that ladies appreciate it more when their guy is open and truthful to them.and you are..... |
Akshow: that's mean u silly troll. If not for the season I for say u be oloriburuku somebody bt I will let it pass.hehehe... u don already call am oloriburuku na... |
alutacontinua: Will you marry me?I might as well stick my penis in a light socket... |
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I WANT SEUN BANNED FROM NAIRALAND.. ![]() |
alutacontinua: It's not my fault dt you cannot assimilate simple English.u seem frustrated.
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call musa shoemaker make he sew the kitten lips together na |
alutacontinua: To say I didn't even know about the existence of this moniker before this thread, yet, he's been following me lyk fly follow sh*tand you are the shit... I suppose? |
[quote author=«—M®×L¹MPºPº ™]UR'e a big FOOL.how do u expect us to judge witawt showin us a single pictur or do u think this a forum of dumb n inarticulate felllas. Mseeeeew. .wat an infantile thread!flashy my balls[/quote]
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