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Dumb: Guidete,you look nice can we be friends....This is my number-+2348036267796

na wa for you oooo... this forum resemble 2go chatroom? stop stalking ladies online and get a life.... you are giving decent folk like me a bad name...

I am interested...where are u located?

Charlzino: While shavin powder is #250? Abeg cary ur cross. Farm 4 ur farm, joor

and u are submitting you and your friend's pix for consideration as what? ... laborers in his farm?

favour ume: Dont you know sperm can live in the womb for about 3-7days? Moreover, she may have gotten pregnant before the 2weeks. Pregnancy is counted backwards to the last menstrual period. I just wonder what they teach children of these days in Biology

its more complicated than that... according to the doctor, she was already a week pregnant as at the time of her last period. she actually stil had her period while already pregnant... and we didnt have sex two weeks before that last period.. please explain that....

phibi: Lwkmd!!!n ur jst wat?20?nyc 1.go get a job n support d kids n their mums,u want 2 blame assu na dem send u?abegi

na dem cause am na...if to say dem no go stryk, where I for see time to dey give girls bele... dat dosnt fully justify my action though...

Heineken: 20years? Na wa o. Some girls are very stupid sha o. Look at this small boy of 20years having sex and coming here for advise...where are we going to in this country sef? Imagine 20years...God go puanish u.

bro, which one be say God go punish me na? shey na your sister I give bele? Go front make better people see space park jor.

[quote author=dr_mike_adams]...do DNA scan if ur not sure of the baby,..then go high alchohol small tell parents evry tin after you don confam d pregnancy is real.dem no go kill u but dem go dey disappointed sha..they il get over it.jst prepare 4 d worst..[/quote]Dna test here in naija, I gather is very unreliable and not worth the great expense. I just took the second babe this morning to a hospital for a genotype test to be carrried out on the foetus. we are both AA , so if the baby has any other genotype than AA, its definitely not mine. though its being AA isnt enough proof of its paternity, it somewhat narrows down the odds.

here: You need to tell your parents so they can help you with csring for the children and so you and the "hot chicks" can go about your normal lives as you have "better things" in sight.
I am being frank here because that is the only option except you want me to advice you on not so clean ways.
Since you can care for them let your parents decide how they suggest the children can be accomodated when they are delivered and most importantly the delivery,both ladies deserves to be cared for and let me not hear any lost at delivery because she used one terrible hospital.
You need to fix your life man,though you have these at hand you really have not understood what life is about;its your case that makes people call young people clueless,no abortion please.
For the baby that you are not sure,take her to scan to know possible week she took in and if still in doubt care to her till she delivers then you can ask for dna,you need to show responsibility that is if you understand what that means.
Goodluck friend

Thanks a lot. This is the only useful comment I have read so far.. naija people and their hypocrisy..

Konjour: So you opened up this thread to let others tell you what exactly? Baby names? How to take care of a Baby? Seems you're here to congratulate yourself instead...and that's if your 'tales by moonlight' are actually true. .

I take no pride in what I have done... and as to the authenticity of "my tales by moonlight", you can think as u deem fit. but one thing that is real is the fire and brimstone threats coming towards me from both girls' parents...

[quote author=The_Myth]Smh ... Why are you disturbing us ? Abegy go find labour job do, save money down for upkeep and ya 2 namings [/quote]Oga I am not a poor man.. I am not stinking rich, but I can hold my own.. Baby care isnt the issue here.. daddy responsibility is...

[quote author=Ken_Jak]Boy,you're senseless. What advice do you need from us? You willingly impregnated someone and you're here asking for advice. Everything you've said is senseless.[/quote]Bro, I know I have sinned. But I dont need you to drum that into my head... Please your advice will be much appreciated. Gracias

Please I need your advice.. my girlfriend got pregnant sometime in july. she said I was responsible. I took her for a p4egnancy scan and it was discovered that the period when she got pregnant, we didnt have sex for two whole weeks because we were quarelling. so I told her to "go and die". she still insists I am the baby's father sha.
Two months later I meet this hot chick.. since I considered myself no longer under any commitment to my first girlfriend, I waste no time in getting down with this chick. Two months later, my new chick cant find her period.. She is pregnant, and I am supposed to be the baby papa...
Now this is real gobe for me ooo.... I dont want my parents to know because I am an only child and that might make them consider the possibility of quick grandchildren. Besides, even though I am in my final year in the university, I still feel too young to get burdened down by some baby. I am just 20, and I have my eyes set on greater things..
Please advise your boy... no judgemental comments please... I have already had enough of that... Thanks..

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the goodfella's name is Kingsley. ... and the op's name is kingmaker. ... why do I feel that they are one and the same person?..... op take time o

what is the name of this movie? e go make sense gan o

am i the only one noticing those breasts.... omo na made in japan bobby be dat o..

learn from goodluck and dame patience. if he can stick to dame, why cant you?

tiwa..... u don go do abortion ......why u cum dey add lyin to the sins of fornication and murder wey u don already commit?...

naija zyklon b.... End time tins...

men cheat because.... variety is the spice of life... after all, Abraham cheated on Sarah....

and i bin wan carry my girlfriend go abort pikin for orile o... fashola no try o

Jona the fisherman is sitting at ease in Zion while the Amalekites, Jebusites and Moabites are busy laying our land desolate...hitherto hath the Lord abandoned us..

at least the man has succeeded in embezzling his own gratuity......why una dey hate sugar daddy in the making?....

is it hygienic not to eat suya?.....

vegetable soup with bread..... yum yummy yum.....

no..... he should live in a building housed by his wife.....

shey make i comment?.......farts loudly....wishing her "speeding" recovery sha....

sambadi saut aleluiaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

Chaiiiiiiii...... see as dem wash put for brother peter moet.....okija juju hand dey for this matter o...