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 Politics › Re: Breaking News: Ado Ekiti Has Been Taking Over By Hoodlums by thiefnubu(m): 10:05am On Sep 26, 2014 |
Thugs killing thugs... E no concern me  Let the vermin wipe out themselves! |
| Family › Re: Who's Responsibility Is It To Teach Sex Education? Parents Or Schools? by thiefnubu(m): 3:23am On Sep 26, 2014 |
| Romance › Re: The Female Dp Examiner Is Here... Ladies Beware! by thiefnubu(op): 10:12pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
Arva: Hope ur not talking about my earrings?see guilty conscience  [ |
| Romance › Player Christian Couple Use Sex To Spread The Word Of God by thiefnubu(op): 9:48pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
A Christian couple believe that swinging is the best way of talking to God and introducing others to their faith, Florida, USA. Dean and Christy Parave with their Player friends Dean and Christy Parave truly believe that swinging help them in spreading the word of God. Swinging (sexual practice) is an arrangement in which partners in a committed relationship engage in sexual activities with others. Now mum-of-three Christy studies the Bible with husband of seven years, Dean, 50, but also indulges in extra-marital sex with her hubby’s consent. They also created the website, FitnessSwingers.com to regularly enjoy changing partners with other couples. “God has put me here to spread his word and our community is a great place to do it.” Cristy said: “I don’t think God would be mad at what we are doing – at first I was conflicted but the more we looked at it the more it makes sense to us. Dean and I are both in agreement with this lifestyle, so we’re not committing adultery. God put people on the earth to breed and enjoy each other – I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.” Dean and Christy Parave truly believe that swinging help them in spreading the word of God. Dean, a fitness instructor, was an alcoholic and drug addict before finding Jesus following a drink-drive arrest. He said: “For me every day used to involve a case of beer and a bottle of Jack Daniels. After my fifth arrest for driving under the influence I begged God for help. I should have been looking at ten years but the judge sentenced me to just ten months in prison – for me that was a sign. I turned my life around, began bodybuilding and now I try to live pure. Dean, a fitness instructor, was an alcoholic and drug addict before finding Jesus. God has put me here to spread his word and our lifestyle community is a great place to do it. You can’t get closer to someone than having sex with them.” Source: http://www.naij.com/296692-meey-Player-christian-couple-use-sex-spread-word-god.html |
| Romance › Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Have A Decent Conversation With A Man? by thiefnubu(m): 9:25pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
rokiatu: [size=15pt]Thanks for the examination, point of correction, thats not a push up bra no it isn't, not that I dont wear one infact most of my bras are, I don't have big breast you can't blame me.K... Please tell me more |
| Romance › The Female Dp Examiner Is Here... Ladies Beware! by thiefnubu(op): 9:20pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
With increasing disgust, I have continuously noted that a lot of girls on Nairaland are displaying substandard or fake commodities.. Too many foam bras, fake hair, inconsistent eyebrows, etc, are all on display for the myopic and inexperienced eye to drool over. To be candid, I have seen some real beauties on this forum. But the majority of girls look like transvestites whose sex change didn't quite go according to plan..considering the amount of photoshopping and fake items going into the dps of these our 'local champions', I start wondering if there is something else the 'woman wrappers' are seeing that I don't.. For example, I actually saw a dp in which the babe's earrings bore an uncanny resemblance to solar panels.. I was in a good mood that day, so I said nothing. Na so I waka pass. I am not saying you babes should kill yourselves for not being Halle berry. But in God's name, show us the goods in its natural state, so that we don't end up salivating and jerking off to foam bras, bum kits, horse hair, and other such infernal paraphernalia.. No be by force to fine... If you no fine, then work on your intellect..that should also get you the attention that you so madly crave.. Also, more importantly, if you are beautiful and daft, please keep your moronic comments to yourself... Personally, I am tired of reading alarmingly stupid comments made by strikingly delicious damsels ( that is if the pics are authentic sha).. No comments from the 'woman wrapper association' please... Just read, and waka pass. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Have A Decent Conversation With A Man? by thiefnubu(m): 8:35pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
rokiatu: I mean why is it so difficult to have a decent normal conversation without it been interpreted? You start talking with them and been all nice and they start flirting a if you are interested... hitting on them.quote] having thoroughly examined your dp,I find that ur foam bra, fake hair, and suspicious looking bottom are all part of the rokiatu mirage...u come cari trailer-load of Photoshop join am..it's all good though.. No hard feelings, but if I was a girl, I would be much prettier than you.. I guess that says it all.. Give us your follow come pics before you start forming Angelina Jolie... *teamfollowcomepics* 5 Likes |
| Romance › Pre-wedding Sex With Ex...a Sad Story by thiefnubu(op): 8:53am On Sep 23, 2014*. Modified: 9:10am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Please, I just want to know if it is the norm among ladies who will soon be getting married, to 'say goodbye to their ex officially'. I have seen brides-to-be brazenly corpulate with their exes, days to their wedding.. |
| Family › Re: Male Teachers And Attractive Female Students by thiefnubu(m): 6:06am On Sep 23, 2014 |
I have absolutely no problem whatsoever lubricating one or two pushy secondary school girls.. How many years I carry senior them sef. if no b say I start school early, some of my mate still dey form bado for ss2(e) ... 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: She Keeps On 'forgetting' Stuff At His House by thiefnubu(op): 9:25am On Sep 20, 2014 |
farano: Haha you're really worried about your gf's attitudeit's not me o.. It's my friend who is living in bondage, and is seeking deliverance..me, I am a very pious but serial monogamist. No side-chicks, and always faithful to my crew. |
| Romance › She Keeps On 'forgetting' Stuff At His House by thiefnubu(op): 9:10am On Sep 20, 2014 |
This my friend is really worried.. His girlfriend won't just leave with all she came with, whenever she comes over to his crib..she is always 'forgetting' a stray panty or something else..it's not like my padi is a serial womanizer or something, but he usually has the occasional 'friends with benefits' come by. And he would rather not want to explain the presence of a g-string in the shower, or the stray bra under his reading table.. He has tried talking to the girl, but she has refused to change... Please what can he do to make her stop?.. She is 'spoiling his market' seriously Thank God I am not the one in his shoes sha. |
| Celebrities › Re: "Goldie Keeps Telling Me That I Know Who Killed Her" - Denrele by thiefnubu(m): 11:04pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Bonaguy: [img]http://1.bp..com/-3q529Al4r5k/VBvjFgThacI/AAAAAAAAbRg/i4lubfzaUwY/s280/2_3_edit-748293.jpg[/img]Your friend can bear you witness?... Una dream the dream together ni? Abi una kill the poor girl together ? |
| Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by thiefnubu(m): 6:24pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
Na baba suwe I dey see for the pix na... Where u dey?  3 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › A silly Thread by thiefnubu(op): 6:15pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
 ... Since so many stupid threads are now making front page, let the race begin.. #teamcreateastupidthreadtoday#So, if she can't cook ordinary Jollof rice, can you marry her? |
| Romance › Re: She Offered Me Her Mouth To Kiss... But I Kissed Her Forehead Instead by thiefnubu(op): 1:10pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
AkaGum: OIL RIG MISHAPHaving looked at your moniker, |
| Romance › Re: She Offered Me Her Mouth To Kiss... But I Kissed Her Forehead Instead by thiefnubu(op): 8:07pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Lagusta: Whats the title of the movie againDear Sir, movies here on planet earth are fashioned after real life experiences, not the other way round... I just hope that when a misfortune of epic proportions, just like the one which befell my friend, befalls you, you can also cynically look up the appropriate movie title. IF YOU HAVE NOTHING SENSIBLE TO SAY, SHUT THE HELL UP!! 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: She Offered Me Her Mouth To Kiss... But I Kissed Her Forehead Instead by thiefnubu(op): 7:48pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Coldfeet: Let her be you did the right and sensible thing.thanks. That helps a bit |
| Romance › She Offered Me Her Mouth To Kiss... But I Kissed Her Forehead Instead by thiefnubu(op): 6:59pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
This happened today. She is my very close friend, with no strings attached. A few hours ago, she called me and was weeping uncontrollably.. All effort on my part to know what was wrong and to console her proved abortive. Thus, I had to go visit her personally. Personally, I have a strict policy of not having physical contact of any kind with a sobbing female friend, while consoling her. This is because on many occasions, what started as mere consolation ended up being an x-rated movie. So here I am in her house, just two of us. She is sitting on the bed, and there is poor me sitting on her reading table, trying to console her 'wirelessly'. I only end up aggravating my wailing friend. Finally, against my better judgement, I go sit beside her, draw her close, and try to wipe the tears from her eyes. Within minutes,my shirt was soaked with her tears.. In between sobs, that was when she told me that her boyfriend of 6 years, who had just proposed to her last week, had just died in an oil rig mishap.. I did my best to comfort her, ' my best' being, among other things, holding her face in my hands and telling her that God knows best, and I would always be there whenever she needs me. That was when disaster struck... She suddenly stopped sobbing, looking me straight in the eye, stared at my lips momentarily, and leaned forward to kiss me..momentarily I froze.. Within that frozen moment, I remembered my bitchy girlfriend and how similar experiences had ended.. So despite my full blown arousal( there was no way I will sit so close to such perfection, and not get aroused), I promptly planted a wet kiss on her forehead and released her a bit. There was an uncomfortable silence, during which she completely extricated herself from my arms. We sat down silently for some time, both of us avoiding eye contact with each other.. Suddenly she got up, and thanked me for coming. I took the cue ( she wanted me to leave immediately). Thus I took my leave, not quite sure if i haven't lost a dear friend, or worse still, acquired a mortal enemy. Back in my house, I try calling her, but she doesn't answer my calls. I send her bbm chats, but she reads them but doesn't reply. Please I need advice.. I am at a loss on how to handle this matter. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Be Sad Whenever She Is Not Around Me by thiefnubu(op): 5:22pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
andromida: I am curious how do you love the kitty and not the woman?I am not sure I know what you mean by ' loving the woman'... All I know is that aside from pounding the cat, I have little or no use for her |
| Romance › Re: Make-up Sex. Effective Or Not? by thiefnubu(op): 8:07pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Baddestguyp: who's dat fine babe in blue behind u on ur dpno idea whatsoever |
| Romance › Re: Make-up Sex. Effective Or Not? by thiefnubu(op): 6:48pm On Sep 11, 2014*. Modified: 7:15pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Hmmm...as for me, whenever I know that I have offended her, na to pound her till she sleep o... Maybe my crooked brain would have come up with something by the time she wakes up... Or better still, I might have pounded her anger away |
| Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Be Sad Whenever She Is Not Around Me by thiefnubu(op): 6:43pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lizzie1989: New environment, new girl friend.Enjoy what exactly?  |
| Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Be Sad Whenever She Is Not Around Me by thiefnubu(op): 6:40pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
andromida: Maybe some expert bad boys can help you get over being kitty whipped they will soon be here.Her kitty has put me in a grievous dilemma...to be or not to be?... I am not too sure I want to stop kitty-pounding her tho. |
| Romance › Make-up Sex. Effective Or Not? by thiefnubu(op): 6:29pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Oftentimes, couples resort to sex as a means to dispute resolution. They shout at, hit, and ignore each other, over a contentious matter.. Suddenly, at the instance of one of the parties, who is either trying to apologize or bamboozle the other party, sex happens. In the post- coitus bliss, they sometimes forget there is an issue still awaiting determination. Your opinion is welcome... |
| Romance › She Wants Me To Be Sad Whenever She Is Not Around Me by thiefnubu(op): 6:05pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
I found myself in a new environment. So I did the needful; I acquired a brand new girlfriend, my old girlfriend immediately archived. Now, all is well except for the fact that my new girlfriend doesn't like it whenever I tell her I had a good time while she was absent.. At first I thought it was the inaugural insecurity which usually accompanies new relationships. So I gave no thought to it, expecting it to naturally abate. Four months later, the handshake has gone beyond the elbow.. I practically have to tell her how suicidal I felt when she was away, and also act according.. I don't love her, that much I know. But her kitty isn't the kind I can easily walk away from. The situation is now so bad that I can't even smile at another girl, or even appear to be enjoying conversation with them. She will accuse me of being what she always thought I was.. ' a bad, nonchalant and uncaring scumbag'. Tears and more tears will then follow... Of course, in the general fashion of most relationships involving the young, sex settles the matter, even though temporarily. But I seek a more permanent solution to this predicament. Please advise a troubled man.. Please don't make this thread a crusade ground.. My soul's condition is none of your business. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Lagosians Dump Trash On A School's Sign Post (Photo) by thiefnubu(m): 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
fairari022: this is what you get in a country where education is excogitated as a luxury and, common sense as atypical. |
| Education › Re: Lagosians Dump Trash On A School's Sign Post (Photo) by thiefnubu(m): 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
fairari022: this is what you get in a country where education is excogitated as a luxury and common sense as atypical.all this grammar on top dustbin?
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