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teeshet:
I doubt any man is fúcking her currently with the way she makes up

Hahaha
Her husband nkor?
I don't think Tinubu will appoint an unmarried person into his cabinet

Who that Moses guy be?
Me just de hear the name today walahi. Even the actress herself I just de hear the name for the first time.

Yes, I don't listen to Christian music but I know some names like Nathaniel Bassey, Blessing Chinwo, Mid Night Crew. Same for actors too. I know some names even though I don't know the movies they featured in.

All these names if they enter a room where I am, I won't recognise any of them.

So again, who is the Moses guy? Is he a fellow actor or an ex parading himself as a special guest?

This doesn't look good for the foundation of that marriage. But it is well

Ik

I'm so sorry for your lost

I pray you find the strength to pull through this

I rather die and go to hell than forgive a woman that allows another man access to hear body. Whether that is kissing, sucking or fvcking.

Whether it happened ten years ago, the day I find out, that's the end. I swear I can poison her to death. I can be that vindictive

I must marry a virgin. I don't care how good your character is, the fact that you couldn't close your legs for your future husband disqualifies you. I can date and love you, but I'm never taking you to momma. I just can't trust you. Even the virgin is 50/50 trust, in the sense that I know she's human and every human has his price. But for a non virgin, trust is zero

So many whores parading themselves themselves as wives and mothers.

Tufiakwa

Ok

Vintage100:
They will surely pay since they officially announced it, but my fear is dem fit remove some beneficiaries so as to chop the money cos portal is not accessible, dis country is messed up and govt officials cannot be trusted.

Make we see as E go be sha

Vintage100:
That young woman is more concerned about her facial makeover. But will be paid dis month.

I swear that Betta Edu girl too like makeup. I remembered I said it here that it is not enough to just say you'll pay in November. Give us a timeframe in Nov. Like this they fit no pay till 30th November, that is if then go pay sef

Muslim majority countries.

I'm not interested since it's not a coup

OMG

Timagex:
It still has more lubricant than your cognitive abilities. 😎

Another dry one
Guy, shock me small bring better joke na
I'm counting on you not to disappoint.

You've got this
Go!

AchrafHakimi:
How are there no alternatives?
What are you watching on DSTV that you can't watch on the internet?


Only an illiterate still uses DSTV.

Only an illiterate still uses DSTv?

This is the dumbest statement I've ever heard in my life and trust me, I have heard a lot of dumb shits but this tops it all.

Timagex:
You know, a friend of mine once told me something he is convinced of and day by day, I think he is right.

He said that, he believes that, the present day Nigerians are people who have been alive before around a loooong time ago. But, those people were involved in the highest crimes and violence against humanity. So, when they died, they would be thrown into the fire but an agent of the devil suggested a more severe punishment for them. The devil was surprised that someplace was more brutal than the hell fire. He inquired about the place and the agent mentioned Nigeria!!! 😁😁 The oga (devil) seemed to agree and that's why we are all here just to suffer. 😁


📌BUT, IF TOP OF THE LINE PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES IS A PRIORITY TO YOU, HIT ME UP ON ZERO EIGHT ZERO 63793158. 😎

Thank you. 📸

Your joke dry sha

We are all fraudsters in Nigeria, we just haven't been caught.

To you, a politician that promises heaven and earth and delivers nothing, you're a fraudster. To you, an employer of labour that requires 2 years experience for an entry level job of 50k, you're a fraudster. In fact most recruiters in Nigeria are Hushpuppy pro max
To you, a civil servant that doesn't go to work but expect salary at the end of 30 days, you're a mumu fraudster.

To you, a medical doctor who works for the government but directs patients to a certain clinic or pharmacy for drugs, you're a fraudster. Or to the doctor that keeps milking patients dry even though he knows his hospital cannot handle that issue.
To you, the keke/bike rider that increases transport fare by 200% because fuel is this and that, you're a fraudster. Same goes for market women, traders, business people.
I cannot list all categories but we are all fraudsters in Nigeria

We are just looking for the next available person to exploit in the name of hustle.

Yahoo boys, policemen, NURTW folks, etc. We are all doing ourselves in this country.

Country is rotten and stinking so bad. But last last, we go de alright

Ashawo

DARLINGTON869:
It is at this point that I fully and without any atom of doubt believe that this country is indeed gone to the dogs in power. For a politician in Nigeria to say in broad daylight that his godfatherism attitude and blatantly demanding 20 billion monthly is justified, is nothing short of proof that our nation is currently being governed by wolves and heartless humans. JUST IMAGINE.

This one is just waking up
Nigeria died in 1967

Chinua Achebe said "There was a country. I'm from the north but no one pray and hopes for the collapse of this country more than me.
If we don't divide this country, every country of the world will surpass us in the next 50 yrs.

9ja is dead and gone

PastorFire:
C2, please I'm sorry..


Sanity will return to this thread soon once I'm done with all C1 rats

Lol
Hahaha.
Wetin de funny me for all this you vawulence be say nairaland no enable block. So everybody must see your werey

Make them sha pay this money next week abeg

RosyIsBlessed:
I think you and that online billionaire needs serious healing.

Modified: you both keep tagging me back to this thread. Go get busy so you'll have less time to mess yourselves on nairaland.

Stop quoting and tagging me.

You that is busier than Dangote, must you reply even mention?

J

Shey no be this lady weh been talk say she do hookup with Reno that time?

Okpo don enter senate..

Next thing na to push for bill to legalise prostitution.


Egbira people sef

Ok

tunjijones:
You sef know say you dey play... Return to what?

Except you are from a rich family and if you are you no go japa.

Lol
Na so my friend de say make I return home from Lagos cos I tell am say I never see job after almost 6 months. I say return go do wetin? E no easy, but E go better one day

Baaluku:
Oga calm down, don't be deceived or allow yourself to deceive those that want to japaaaa to the UK.
It's always like that when you first come in bro. Again, depending on the part of UK you are in.
Packaging your CV for indeed/total jobs is also important.
After a few weeks or months, depending on your luck, you won't remember all these stress or stories anymore.
I came here in February, I had £11k balance to pay the school. Bro, I can say authoritatively that I just paid the last batch last week without borrowing a dime.
So, calm down, create reasonable relationship with people here, gather useful information and be prayerful, everything go turn story sooner or later.

Prayerful?
I need prayers too to get a menial job in the UK? I saw somewhere where they said said once you leave 9ja you'll know that all those your prayer points are the job.of government. Make una de reduce how una de hype white man country. It's not easy anywhere. Our own is just a little bit more difficult because of greedy leaders but it's not easy anywhere in the world

K

PastorFire:
As long as you are C2, dis money no fit pass u.. Go price land for village

They will do well if 270k if it is paid at once so we can hold veledictory session & gala night here

Price land hahaha
Fingers crossed

Like this na 30k person de expect abi na. 270k


I'm C2, never had payment issues but I de fear Gon. Make this one no pass me oo.

God abeg

flexyrule:
So winning the case at the tribunal isn't enough, social media has to go agog before her victory is complete.

All these gen Z's, it's quite fascinating the way you guys reason. You think it's everyone that believes in SM validation?

She has won, she'll proceed to join her colleagues in the green chambers in sharing our commonwealth. She doesn't give a single fu-ck if SM celebrated her or not.

E sure me die say I senior you, but as na nairaland, everybody is a billionaire, and everyone is an ancestor

Singing We (Nigerians) are who we are 1960, today and forever more . What we say is what we do.

We never change, we'll never change, we are evil till the end. Evil people I hail una oo. I hail unahhhhhh'

We're too to evil to be saved,
We're too corrupt to be trusted, we've proven ourselves to the world, and they've come to realise that we're too evil to be saved. 2X

This one just want trend because say her victory news no carry weight

De play. Just de play

K

robosky02:
About 20

Of course she's from a family and live here in Port Harcourt so people should know her

So sad.
I was among those that blamed her for dating the guy but after seeing that short video of her, I felt really sorry for her.
She looked like a gentle soul. When will I ever get her type? My only crime is that I'm extremely poor around girls. Like, dead poor. Something the yahoo and drug boys find extremely easy.
I pray she finds rest on the other side.