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Timoleon:
Me and boys were out playing when we started hearing distant thunders and seeing lights in the sky. As peter Drury once said, there are certain events that happen, you always remember where you were, what you were doing and what time it was.

Exactly bro.
I was in MDT Police barracks Ikeja. We were listening to Awilologomgba.
Omo that day bloody

ellizy:
You should be 30years by now
Hope you're married?

How did you do the math?
I'm 30 and I was in primary 4 or so that time. Dude should be 35 now

Timoleon:
Started around 4pm actually.

Very correct.
I was wondering why the other guys were mentioning 7pm
I passed by that isolo canal last week for the first time and tears dropped down my eyes.

BoldBrainz:
I know, right?!

I was in Lagos at the time. That first round of explosions shook the very foundations of our small apartment. Information didn't easily circulate at the time, so first round of public speculations suggested a massive robbery operation.

I remember that very Sunday afternoon like it was yesterday. How time flies

LegendHero:
Lol. I think I’m starting to love this guy.

He is just selling propaganda everyday so he can fleece the headless mob of their money. Now he is trying to sell another incoming book which they’ll buy at £25.

Imagine NIA coming to abduct you and the same NIA had to text you that they are coming for you. David is not even rating the headless mob again at this point.

Well, if people can believe Buhari is Jubrin, nothing else in this world that they won’t believe so far you sell it to them.

I remember that Terrorist albino Kanu that time too who bragged Israel is protecting him. If Nigeria government want to come for you massively, if you like live in Antarctica they will get you. Let alone Hyundai who passed through Ghana.

And they've not been able to come for the bandits and terrorists since 2009 abi? De play. I'm not a fan of this David guy or the Pandora thief, but don't overrate your security men. They just de, nothing special about them

JAMO84:
If we check now, maybe your parents had you after 15 years of marriage. If your dad was like you, you will not be making this comment. This is not the cruise you think it is.

Unfortunately for you, I'm not from a barren/infertile lineage.

They had me after 8 years as the 4th, last and the most loved in the family

Everything is not cruise

Stop infringing on my fundamental rights to freedom of speech as enshrined in the 1999 Constitution as amended.

Thanks

K

He even tried by marrying you.

I don knack you for ten years wetin I want use your toto do again weh go make me marry you?

Even if I marry you as virgin, I swear your toto no go get use to me after max 7yrs.

Law of diminishing marginal utility will set in

I hate old/slacked/over-used pussy I swear

Nigeria was never ever built or structured on justice, fairness and equity.

Leaders that are supposed to be servants are living like monarchs, feasting on the resources of the country.

But you can't blame them because they were not the ones who set up the system.

This is a country where you can be sitting in the office and then someone will bring bundles of dollars for you in a suitcase as your "share".

What do you do in such a situation? Reject it? Hell no!

If na yahoo you want do make you get money comot for this rubbish place, do am. If them catch you, with the right connect, nothing court go do you.
E just de pain me say na now I de realise this bitter truth.


We must join hands damage this country

K

Distribution is the issue..

One funny thing about this kwan3 is if you're living in an area that enjoy certain privileges, you won't experience certain things.
In where I was leaving before, we barely had light for 5hrs in a day. Whenever there's a grid collapse, we can stay for days without light with the excuse that the grid has collapsed.

Where I am now, we usually have light for like 15-18hrs in a day.

The last time the grid collapsed, we had light almost the whole day. I was even surprised when I saw the news on nairaland. This country ehn.

Same country, different rules...

By the way, where's El-rufai?

Ok

No primary school education
No secondary school education

No diploma education

But he graduated with honours.


They call it 5th wonder of the American state.

"Tinubu was corruption of international dimension".

Omoh Nuhu Ribadu get bad mouth o.

But na him you de work for now.

Thunder fire Pandora with bald head

It's the height of shamelessness for a woman to toast a man

Your job is to sit down and wait for a man to toast you

And the only right you have not to agree is if you're already with someone.

That's how it works

Zonefree:
Most Nigerian Churches have joined the Western world to turn the universe into a feminine world.

I was in a Church today for a wedding. The officiating priest told the groom to always respect his wife and her decisions... that if he's a watching a live football match and the wife comes in and change the station to Zeeworld, that he shouldn't complain or walk out. He should sit and watch the Zeeworld with her.

No be lie
Na girls de run church now
Holy spirit in the morning, olosho in the night

In the voice of late Mohbad "If Arise TV die, na Rufai Oseni Kill am"

You'll invite someone to your studio to air his opinion, yet, you won't allow that person say his mind. You want him to say what you want to hear.

These days whenever I'm watching what's trending on YouTube, I just forward his own part cos dude spews a lot of rubbish with confidence in the name of facts.

He really needs to be cautioned

With her tiny breasts like kulikuli.

Guys that date girls without breasts how do you do it?

I no fit even look you twice

Girls without breasts should be forced to be nuns cos they are all useless.

N-Power has not been effective since January. So this is not news. The federal government just officially ended it.

She's talking rubbish about people not going to work. You've not paid someone for 9 months and you want him to keep going to the office?

Is this the youth we are all clamouring for to get into government? The youngest minister destroying the only social scheme for the youths.

Na wa

fyneeagle99:
since how many hours you posted this garbage,na only 3 likes you get.

And 1 like equal to how much?
Shey likes don de bring money ni?
I swear na now I even check am sef.

I don't give a fvck kid..
I just come online, read posts, comment and then go offline again.

If Seun begin pay base on likes and mentions, then I go begin hustle am.

Btw, I go like this your mention so that you go feel good small.

I've said it before and I will say it again.

No Nigerian is patriotic.

On this Tinubu issue, every body's opinion is borne out of sentiments.

The pigs who never liked nor voted for Atiku, a fulani man are all over this case due to hatred for Tinubu.

The cows on the other hand are saying because it is legal in USA, it should be legal in Nigeria. So we're no longer bound by our construction right? If my sch did not issue me the certificate I parade around, it is a crime in Nigeria, whether I went to the sch or not. There's no sugarcoating it.

I am a supporter of Atiku and even though a crime has been committed by Tinubu, I wouldn't want the court to just declare anybody winner. Worst case scenario is we should conduct another election, which we don't have the resources and time.

Tinubu won a free and fair contest and should be allowed to do his 4yrs. In 2027, if you like go and bring another goat in the name of 3rd force again.

On twitter, yes.

Conduct election 50xs, he'll lose 200xs

He'll lose before the first ballot is cast.

Stupid, lying, idiotic, ungrateful bald headed skunk

Tufiakwa

Thunder fire you if na this thing you vote for.

Atiku 2027
BAT till 2031

Sai Waziri

I leave you to wallow in your confusion and wild goose chase.

Pigs

This country na cruise I swear

But only a FOOL will think or even believe that Tinubu will be ousted out.

There's no amount of evidence you bring against a sitting Nigerian president that is a threat. Even if the useless CSU said he never attended the sch, nothing will happen. Like this, even if Tinubu shoots 10 people dead nothing will happen. The office commands a lot of power and influence. Reason why you should vote for a lesser evil with a realistic chance of winning, not one idiot that wants to make a statement.

Nothing will happen to Tinubu at the supreme Court. If by the slightest of chances something happens, then we can start trusting our institutions.

Tinubu is going to be there for 8years, the only thing that might stop him is death, which we don't wish on anyone.

Thunder fire Pandora

Atiku 2027

Tinubu, not FG

On twitter, yes!

Ok

EbolaTinubu:
Hundeyin is greater than EbolaTinubu the certificate forger

Which state that guy come from?

Ok

AntiTerrorist:
I agree with the bolded. It means there is still hope in hope.lessness.

Correct

AGManuel:
You sound like you have genuine hope for Nigeria, this country? It's far gone.

Nah! I don't.
This is just common sense.
The country is dead, yes. But hasn't been buried na. Even buried corpses get exhumed.

This country is a very funny country.
We were told that N-Power was in the budget of 2023. Nine months later, the money has not been disbursed to the beneficiaries. Ironically, the same government plans to disburse N75B to market women that is not in the budget of 2023. How does this make sense?

Atiku is on a wild goose chase.

I love the man, I'm a staunch supporter of his, I voted and campaigned for him, but he's not going anywhere with this. Not in present day Nigeria .

Anything that was not decided in the ballot in Nigeria is dead on arrival, that's how they structured the country. Those pigs that have suddenly realised he's no longer a fulani man after wasting their votes are bunch of losers.

I moved on and accepted my reality one week after that declaration by INEC.

Anything that happens now will be the greatest miracle of the 21st century