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Jb95:
Hi guys, please I need help on how to keep in touch with my Zambian babe.

So I met with this loving girl on a popular chat app, and we hit it off almost instantly like we've known ourselves for a long time. We chatted for weeks and we are always eager to talk to each other.

I like this girl because she is the opposite of the typical naija girl, no asking for money or any such nonsense and although we have not not made our relationship official yet, but we know in our hearts that we have feelings for each other.

Now the problem is that her phone was recently stolen (surpringly, she is not taxing me for a new phone, which would have been the opposite if it was a Nigerian girl, but I still have it in mind to help her get a phone just that am trying to take things one step at a time

For now we only chat using her friends phone, if she visits her friend but I need a way to establish good communication with her as soon as possible. I can't call her with normal call because my airtime just gets sucked for calling international line and the call has not even connected.

So please, how can I make cheap call to Zambia, if you know any means or app I can use it will be very appreciated.

I see myself traveling to Zambia soon and getting a wife from there, it will be a wish come true

No worry, your temper go soon calm down.

So someone is missing, the first thing you do is to go check his account
That guy and the pastor's brother that went to check his account should be arrested asap.

So, women has won what penaldo couldn't win.
These Spanish women are living ronaldo"s dream.
I'm angry

Firstorderwizard:
Make we tell am

wait fess, make baba enjoy for some months fess

I feel like telling you something.
But make I just keep quiet fess

Tot 1-2 man utd.
Stake with all the savings in your akant and thank me later.

Wahala.
Baba japa

iykepromotions:
lol. Similar with me too. I've bought close to 10 before seeing it. Even after I saw it, I still forgot to use it.

I sent you a pm boss.

RemoveEbola:
That's what you guys are telling the Hausas, Fulanis and Kanuris in both countries so they won't understand what is going on.

Anyways, this situation will prove if indeed they're wise or dum.b.

Even you yorubas will never accept this war if it were to occur between the borders of South West and Benin republic. But you're here telling them to accept it, that it's in their best interest

tribalist, I'm edo, not everyone that has contrary opinion to yours is yoruba.

adebayo987:
Nigeria
Ghana
South Africa
Kenya
Seychelles
Algeria
Morocco
Botswana
Zimbabwe
Zambia
Cameroon
Ivory Coast
Angola
Etc.

No one country can carry that title. However, you can check their statistics by strictly examining only the celebrities.

Togo is so so underrated bro, if you see some togolese women yansh eh

There's nothing like Nigeria VS Niger.

Ykc2:
you know what sophistication ?we don't even invent cigarette lighter your a calling a tribe in nigeria sophisticated people🤣🤣🤣 this sophisticated yorubas are they in nigeria or Japan?

ok kid, I've noticed you.

Idiko1:
Most Nigerians are daftly funny. With above elaborative qualities, yet the Yoruba are wholesomely terrified to stand alone.

you've been noticed kid.

I'm from edo state but I must confess Reno is on spot here.

An average yoruba oozes sophistication, class and intelligence.

They are some of the few people that still makes Nigeria a little bit marketable to the outside world.

From education to art to politics, just give it up to them, they are blessed.

M4A1carbine:
You dey ment? See buzu dey wan Cap..e be like say you dey ment true true..

Who the fvvck is Asari? Fat pig wey no get levels? Shatap dia..ozuor

kanu wey get levels dey share space with roaches and bedbugs in dss cell.
Unity begger, the people of SS are different from SE, why is it difficult for you to accept.
See by force attachment

clockwisereport:
You are the illiterate. Government house pool means fleet of cars used in government house, not swimming pool

it's even worse baba, why would a govt have an SSA on govt house cars
That's unheard of.

Tochi3:
is dat the reason you disgraced their son Gej out of Office...crying & begging for recognition from the people of " the drunkard from otuoke "

Haters & jealous creatures hoping since 2015 to cause division between SE & SS...but they always fail woefully

there was never any form of unity between South South and South east.
We are different people abeg, abeg make una carry una wahala go one side.

Enugupikin:
I'm telling you. Rubbish professor

but you guys said worse about Peter obi.

I use for marketing purposes.
Facebook died but got back alive during convid19 and has not been doing badly since then.

franchasofficia:
In the hierarchy of political offices in Nigeria are:

Federal Level
President
Senators
Reps


State Level
Governor
HoAs


LGA Level
Chairman
Councilors



SGF, CoS, Ministers, SAs, PAs, Commissioners, etc are mere appointees who are at the mercy of their principals that appointed them.


This is just like comparing a UK Member of Parliament with those Secretaries that function like Ministers in Nigeria, they are not comparable.


The only reason Ministers and other appointees of the President of Nigeria wield so much power and influence in Nigeria is because Nigeria is a corrupt country that thrive on corruption and rotten system.



Ordinarily, a Minister is not supposed to talk where a Senator is talking because they are not mates. A Minister cannot be appointed if Senators say no to his or her appointment, that alone should tell you who has more power.



Senators can remove the person that appointed the Minister aka President through impeachment, but President cannot remove a Senator legally unless through corruption in Nigeria through election rigging and political witch hunting.



You guys don't know the power of a Senator. Senators are the representatives and mouthpiece of the citizens who employed the President through their votes and they can remove the President through impeachment. Senators are very powerful in every nation, its just that Nigeria is so corrupt that makes Senators to look ordinary to you guys.



Just imagine the comparison, a Senator with an Ordinary appointed Minister who can be fired by the President's kitchen cabinet the next day he was appointed without any reason.




A House of Assembly member is also bigger politically than a mere Commissioner.



My uncle was once a House of Assembly member of my state and later became The Speaker and when he couldn't win reelection, the Governor whom he was loyal to when he was speaker of house settled him with a Commissioner appointment and believe me that was the end of his political career.



Anywhere in the world, you do not compare an elected office holder with an appointed official who can be fired at any time.



Senators are very powerful, but in Nigeria, due to corruption, a Minister have more opportunities to loot more money than a Senator but politically, a Senator is bigger than an ordinary Minister.

there's nothing like president, senators and house of reps in hierarchy in nigeria.

Oga, the ONLY powerful arm of govt in Nigeria is the executive arm of govt and the minister is part of it.

It's madness and childish compare a senator to the SGF?
It's never heard of that a house of assembly member is being compared to a comissioner.
Una normal sef?

The only person that wields influence in that full senate house is the senate president, the rest na "yes sir" assignment dem dey there.

Your logic that the Senate can reject a ministerial nominee and can sack him is childish, HR in a company vets and determines who the companies employs, does it make the HR more influential than the employees that comes through him?

For you Info, let me tell you for free, the legislature has no single power over the executive in Nigeria.
In Nigeria, the senate does not have the right, powers, balls to unseat or reject a minister, that powers lies with the executive ONLY.

And you comparing a house of assembly member to a commissioner got me

NzogbuNzogbu:
you are a clown,

Edo politics have since advanced beyond this tribal turn gimmick

Did you see the level at which obi was supported because people said it's the right thing to do

Majority of those obidients with PVC fall into the sensible ones now o, they are tired of the usual apc vs pdp choice

Anybody LP bring now they are supporting 100% especially if obi gets involved, I trust Abure to settle this well and get obi rallied up.

Apc might get Edo north, but Binis vote would majorly be going with LP. The truth is their is nothing apc can get in Edo south even if it fields a bini man cos tinubu party don really make people hate apc as distant third

Obaseki would bring a stooge whether esan or not, and both Edo south and Edo central would kukuma back LP

BTW don't forget apc still splits votes in Edo north, it's not like they would do landslide, so long as Binis no turn up for apc it's game over

Finally it's parties that would be struggling to field Esan now because of the narrative, if you are smart you would see that obaseki is trying to set shaibu up with the emilokan narrative, last election it was Edo no be Lagos narrative then obi narrative came

It's narrative Edo buys into now o, and the fairness and equity narrative of Edo central is number 1

see this clown, you are In your state talking about eluup in edo state.

Who know eluup for Edo state when we are talking about grasssroot politics.

I am from and in edo and I can tell you for free that eluup is not in the scheme of things here.

We are talking of guber elections you are mentioning funny names like LP, obi and abure, all these ones na names of biscuit or chew gum
You think Say na play dem dey play for here

You are obviously not from edo and there's no point arguing with you sef.
So benin people hate anything people and APC that's why pdp and APC are sharing the house of assembly members, house of rep and senate members among themselves
Una normal sef?

Keep living in dillusion till your eyes clear.
Mumu say na fairness and equity equity edo dey follow, why is there no fairness and equity on who becomes the speaker of House of Assembly?

Mumu, in the whole Nigeria, politics is a game, troway emotion for Bush, it's between pdp and APC in edo, nobody know LP in edo, the frenzy that came with obi in the last general elections came and died with the presidential elections instantly.

eliyke:
Some agbado people go say na SE people not knowing say na mostly Benin nd portharcourt people carry obi matter 4 head pass

if na benin and pH carry obi matter for head pass how come none of the two states provided more votes for obi than any of the five south east states?

franchasofficia:
Kids talking.


How can any sensible human being compare an elected office to a mere political appointment that you can be sacked at any time without explanation?



A minister is nothing, the only thing that make Nigerian political criminals prefer being a minister to being a senator is because of the corruption and looting they plan to engage in as Minister since they will be controlling ministry's budget.



An elected office is far bigger than a mere appointment which a Minister is.

you are the kid here.

Can you compare a house of assembly member to a commissioner, would you pick a house of assembly member over a commissioner just with the excuse that he was elected.

Being nominated directly for an appointment and been elected which do you think is more prestigious?

How would an acclaimed sensible man compare a senator representing just few local govts of his state to a whole minister of the federation, una normal sef.

From influence to power to money, a minister dwarfs a senator in all ramifications.

Baba say "mere appointment" have you forgotten that positions like, AGF, CBN gov, SGF are also mere appointments.

If we should even talk about money, what a senator makes in four years in govt can easily be made by a minister within just a year.

Dem no be mate abeg.
A senator to a minister is just like a dove to an eagle.

tunize:
Per head we know a single senator has less power over a single minister, but then senators are like “pack of wolfs” collectively comparing group of senators to group of ministers its the Senator. Same senators can also play a role in the impeachment of a sitting president of Nigeria.
Same budgetary allocation also passes through the Senate abi you forget.
A single senator can’t dismiss or sack a minister but in groups a minister can be summoned and be sacked, while a single or group of ministers can’t summon or sack a senator

All what you wrote are mere imaginations and future Impossible tense in Nigeria.
The Senate as a whole cannot sack a minister,i mean the whole house of senate cannot sack a minister.

In Nigeria, the power to sack a minister lies fully with the executive, in naija, only the president can sack a minister, you can take that to the bank.

About a budget passing through the Senate, a senator can only pad the budgets which many of them cannot even do.
But a minister oversees the whole budgetary allocation for his ministry.
Take this same umahi for example, the budget for the ministry of works for one year can be up to 800 billion naira in the next annual budget and umahi will be in charge of how this whole money will be spent but when he was a senator he only works with about one billion constituency allowance in a year.

And there's nothing like a group of ministers and a group of senators.
Stop deceiving yourself that the Senate can sack a minister, in Nigeria the power to sack a minister belongs to the executive alone.

The money a senator makes in four years can be made by a minister within a year without any trace.

Comparing a Nigerian senator to a minister is like comparing a dove to an eagle, dem no be mate at all at allllllll.

Puss360:
If they protest then they have a good cause...
Coz it's ethically wrong for someone who isn't an Indigene of Abuja or someone who isn't from any of the state that was cutout to make Abuja...

Minister of FCT is almost like governor of the state..

So now which reason do the president wants to give to justify the appointment of a southerner to head FCT?

Little gestures we make that might seem harmless can throw a full society into chaos....

The earlier we begin to recognise legitimate tribes in our society, the better for us....

We can't kill or wipe out an entire tribe , no matter how small, but we can accept a representative from them to make them feel included and among....

That's what democracy talks about

but there's no complain when a northerner is made petroleum minister or nnpc gmd
Una normal sef

SMOGnow:
she didn't bill me, and she doesn't bill me. This is just her telling me sh3 lost her phone. She's not even talking about me buying her another one, I'm the one who's trying to be gentlemanly, or stupid as some may say.

Learner, na this one be the real billing.

Mr pekham the idan himself.
Greetings baba.

"I have already won everything in football, I am just here to enjoy myself"


THE ONLY PLAYER ALIVE QUALIFIED TO MAKE THAT STATEMENT.

Pure definition of bragging right.

GOAT!!!

V

thesolutions:
The senators earn more than minister. But senators hardly interface with people so their popularity is limited. For a career politician, a minister position exposes you to both service to the people and continual interaction with the public. This increases one's chance of being relevant in national politics.

that a senator earns more than a minister is one of the funniest things I have heard this year.

A minister that controls a full ministry in the whole country

Baba, please go check the annual budget of the ministry of Interior for example.

Comparing a senator to a minister in terms of money and Influence is like comparing a rat to a grasscutter.

Minister pass senator by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.