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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Thisnut(m): 12:14pm On Oct 31, 2016

bigj1800:
Skrill for sale @430

Skrill for sale @430

Skrill for sale @430

Skrill for sale @430

08030497684

check your what'sapp

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Thisnut(m): 9:10am On Oct 30, 2016

agathacally:
I have skrill $1000. I'll whatsapp you

pm sent

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Thisnut(m): 6:46am On Oct 30, 2016

3RNEST:
Small Skrill available $20, quote me if you need it...

I'll get it. Pm me

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Thisnut(m): 9:27am On Oct 29, 2016

Singapore1:
hello sir did you send me money this morning? ( NGN time )
if yes i will need to return your money cos the funds has been sold and my phone is not with me again
how can i reach you apart from BBM ( i sent pm i dont think it worked )

yes i did. Check your bbm. You can keep the funds for now and funds me $ within the week

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Thisnut(m): 11:31pm On Oct 28, 2016

FIRIKI:
$200 sold....... Thanks to lordtrillion and Carter001. Nothing like a smooth and easy transaction to start your day.
$100 skrill still dey

check your what's app bro

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Thisnut(m): 1:51pm On Oct 28, 2016

Singapore1:
payoneer sold

SKRILL remain 143$

rate?

Also check your bbm.

Sports › Re: Funny Tweets After The Chelsea And Man United Match by Thisnut(m): 10:09pm On Oct 23, 2016

lol at if God gives you ogba , make it Drogba not Pogba

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Events › Re: Igbo Lady Marries A White Man In Lekki Lagos (Photos) by Thisnut(m): 8:43am On Oct 21, 2016

Laveda:
They 'look' happy, be like her net catch better fish.

because he's white he's a better fish, right? I have seen a lot of broke and homeless white dudes, just for the record.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Oyakhilome Remarries - Dawn-To-Dusk News by Thisnut(m): 10:19am On Oct 16, 2016

coolcharm:
How can this people claim to be of God when they cannot practice Forgiveness and Love which are foundational to the Christian faith?

With what guts and conviction will they teach their congregation to forgive one another as Christ forgave the church?

When Men and women of 'God' cannont exhibit forgiveness and love which are fruits of the spirit, and coin out terms as 'irreconcilable difference' then you know that the devil has finally worn prada!

And so, my dear friends, just as you have always obeyed, not only when I was with you but even more now that I am absent, continue to work out your salvation with fear and trembling. Philippians 2:12

Let's focus on living a an acceptable life before God and leave all these bling bling and hyper prosperity pastors alone.

it's not all about biblical love, it's more about compatibility. You can love someone with your life, but if there's no alike mien between you guys , you will struggle abysmally all through.
So many public figures like Hilary Clinton prefers to suffer in marriage and enjoy the fame. Even when they know that the joe is a doutch bag .

Life is all about happiness. Don't lose out of life in the quest to enjoy the promised heaven, wise one will enjoy this life and hope for heaven, because a bird at hand worth more than all in the bush.

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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie: "Beyonce Didn't Make Me Popular" by Thisnut(m): 6:54am On Oct 11, 2016

SamuelAnyawu:
Beauty With Brains...
God Bless Southeastern Nigeria
#IStandWithChimamanda

[size=14pt]imagine a white American man says" God bless white Americans" someone like you will be the first to cast a stone, meanwhile you are worse

#Change begins with me[/size]

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Car Talk › Re: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by Thisnut(m): 6:47am On Oct 10, 2016

ifyalways:
60 km/h.

Yeah, I'm that slow and steady old lady that every one honks for, screams at but I never budge. My AC on, music blasting, slow pace steady and I no send you face super tight.

driving too slow is dangerous also, You can get knock by a fast vehicle behind or you can fall asleep when driving at night. You also get speeding ticket for driving too slow

Family › Re: Should I Marry A Man With A Low Sperm Count? by Thisnut(m): 1:26am On Oct 06, 2016

finestcholatey:
I am planning my wedding with the love of my life , and he just made it known to me that he can't father a child , so I don't know if I should go ahead with the wedding , or call it quit with him, I need advice

i thought the scam called marriage was based on love and every other things are secondary? Nigerians and baby making mentality, shm!

Personally, I'm 100% medically fit, but prefers adoption to having my own kids. The greatest thing that i wanna experience is showing love and affection to some kids that are not mine . why give birth to over populate the already congested world , when there are kids who need your love and care?

You are not ready jor, i don't see any issue here as long he can fuccck the shitt outta you well.

Note: don't run seeking for any help other than medical help.

Health › Re: Why Some Nigerian Women Die At Child Birth by Thisnut(m): 12:50am On Oct 05, 2016

Iamhatey:
Guys appreciate the woman that put her life on the line to make you a proud father. Another way of showing you love can't be more than that.

which life ? They do it for the love of the dick , the child comes in as a coincident. That's why you see them hoes running confused when the pregnancy poops in and some hoes use it as a trap to pin down an innocent dude. The ones that put their life in line are those that did artificial insemination, not dick loving bitchess

Politics › Re: Nneoma Okorocha Marching Pass Rochas Okorocha At Independence Day Parade by Thisnut(m): 10:45am On Oct 02, 2016*

why is she saluting ? Is she in the military or doesn't she know is disrespectful for a civilian to salute?
Her husband is the commander in chief of the state, she doesn't count.

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Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Joins The US Army (photos) by Thisnut(m): 10:50am On Oct 01, 2016*

ritababe:
so if you are to face Nigeria army in a battle field, what will you do?

google the U.S. soldiers creed , you will see towards the end, it says " i stand ready to deploy, engage and destroy the enemies of the U.S. in a close combat" meaning Nigeria doesn't count anymore to her.

There are some jobs that requires top secret clearance, meaning you have to decline all other citizenship and your spouse must also be a U.S. citizen.

Meanwhile, to those shouting green card! to be in the U.S. military, you have to at least have a green card or get a college degree from the U.S. first. She looks very young, meaning she must have been at least a green card holder.

The beauty of it is that only one percent of the U.S. population can actually join the U.S. military.
God bless America

Happy independence Nigeria

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Properties › Re: How Many Rooms Can A 40x50 Plot Of Land Contain? by Thisnut(m): 7:37am On Sep 25, 2016

ubecharles:
40x50? Metres or feet? What a useless question. And people are responding

i think you're the mumu here, because everyone knows that foot is the standard measurement for land in Nigeria.

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Romance › Re: How Many Can Be In A "No Money" Relationship by Thisnut(m): 12:02am On Sep 24, 2016

jennyidem:
. See what your typing sure when your dating a foreign gal you don't spend much but get married to them, when your divorcing who takes the larger share. your kicked out of your own house isn't that more than what you would have spent on her. Which Nigeria gal go tell you say make you leave your house for am Just saying.

only a dumb Mofos would really walk into that scam called marriage without a prenuptial agreement. Btw, who does that in 2016?

Romance › Re: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by Thisnut(m): 9:37am On Sep 21, 2016

ireneony:
am just searching for Mr right on nairaland . u might be the one for me.
....don't send me pm's I will be one to send pm.

this is something some em ladies get wrong, You think it's okay to pick whatever dude you like and you bitch about it when the table turns around.

The Hispanic girl i turned down made me feel it was a damn crime i have committed , meanwhile she probably had turned down multiple joes. You have to open the window both ways maybe you might actually have a better pick right there.

From your write-up , you probably one of those girls who think they're helping a guy out by dating em.

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Politics › Re: Ibori To Appeal Conviction Following New Cover Up Evidence by Thisnut(m): 8:39am On Sep 19, 2016

[size=15pt]he probably has a British accent by now[/size].

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Family › Re: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by Thisnut(m): 6:56am On Sep 19, 2016*

Huston1:
She is good at putting off the cooker or reduce it in the process of cooking. I don't know why. Sometimes I walk into the kitchen and increase it. I have visited her family house and this is the same thing there. Breakfast is 11am in her family house. The annoying part is that you see her mom busy in the kitchen but the food is never out. The few times I slept in her family house, her mom wakes me up at night to say dinner is ready and she apologies for being late. I have watched my wife's mother cook. Sometimes I see her put off the cooker too. Washes plates and clean the kitchen up to 5 times before she finishes cooking. I don't really know how to work on my wife. This whole thing is affecting my kids too because they have to stay awake to eat before they go to bed. The worse part is that myself and my wife don't eat together most times because at the time she dishes my food, she goes back to kitchen to clean up. Sometimes when I wake up by 12 midnight or past twice, I see her in the parlor eating and watching Nigeria movie. Many times I force her to bed because she can actually stay awake till 1am

bro, get a smaller TV in the kitchen so that she can watch nolly wood and cook simultaneously. From your point, watching Nigerian movies after midnight means she's addicted to it. Probably when you leave the house, she watches movies all day. You know that moment when you say let me watch small and go cook for my husband, she ends up watching the whole series unbeknownst .

If it takes her 5hrs to cook, you can call her every 6hours prior to 7pm to start cooking, with time it becomes a muscle memory. or make her cook dinner in the morning immediately after breakfast, and do the microwave yourself when you get back and clean you dishes afterwards. Or if you know how to cook, on your off days, teach her a faster method of cooking.

Note: Don't give her any stupid ultimatum, she is your wife not your bitchhsss or slave. I still believe in peaceful dialog and never dare to eat outside as an alternative for your wife's meal, otherwise you are nursing a disaster that's about to escalate.

If not for the movie part you included, I'd had dived into conclusion that she's cheating on you or going around gossiping and forget that she has domestic obligations to attend to.

[size=15pt]I make egusi and pounded yam in less than 1hr[/size].
Marriage is the biggest scam . i don't give advice to save marriages, but it seems you got yourself a lucky day

Romance › Re: I Finally Fooorked Her.... Thanks You Nairalanders !! by Thisnut(m): 8:46am On Sep 16, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
You will never foork an american girl in your life , pls this is not a prophecy

what's so special about fucking an American lady?

Politics › Re: How Can One Legally Own Fire Arm In Nigeria? by Thisnut(m): 10:27am On Sep 04, 2016

mikolo80:
until it jams on you then you will realise why the AK is the most popular weapon on the planet

if you clean your rifle well with CLP after every use, you should not be worried about jams. Any assault rifle will jam if not well taken care of.

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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Thisnut(m): 12:51pm On Sep 03, 2016

Manazz:
Yeah, i can do 420.

contact me on my bbm . check my profile or you send me your whatsapp number

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