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Some malay food. . .had running stomach for days. . .

Chicken any day. . .I can't stand eating pork. . .no matter how cleaned up it is. . .I still get weird about eating it. . .

Over here the most common meal is rice. . .but I try to balance it up with some Nigerian dishes. . .

Couldn't stand it when I was growing up and still can stand it!

Makes me wanna throw up. . .

Don't you think its just too early to start looking for such creams?

I'll definitely go for RiRi any day. . .lady gaga is just over the top for me!

On a man its acceptable. . .but on a woman! ewwwww. . .that's just not a nice sight. . .especially in shorts/gowns or skirts!

If it were reversed. . .call off the wedding!

Better off being single than be in a bondage marriage and with a man who can't keep his damn pants on!

A beautiful face most definitely. . .a slim waist you can achieve if you do the right exercises and work on yourself well. . .but an ugly face. . .your on your own!

Its either your job or the lady. . .so which is it gonna be?

He's just wonderful!

It really depends on the individuals involved. . .

I know of a couple that have been married for 6yrs now. . .they both met in a club. . .the dude just walked up to her and they had a couple of dances and before you know it. . .they both screwed each other in the dude's car. . .It was intended to just be a fling for both of them. . .but it blossomed into something serious. . .


SO basically. . .even if the individuals both have sex 2years into the relationship. . .if it ain't meant to be. . .then it ain't gonna be!

But its best to keep them legs closed!  

Had two dozens of red roses delivered to me with a really sweet note attached and so many other things he's done to prove he loves me. . . . .    

Sometimes you got to let a butterfly fly away. . .if it comes back then its truly yours. . .let her go!

OK I was on facebook and a friend of mine posted this and I thought it was damn funny. . .
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SPOKE OR WRITES SIMPLE AND CORRECTED ENGLISH, PLS TAKES YOUR TIME AND READS THE LETTERS BELOW, ITS VERY EDUCATIVE YOU WILL LEARN A LOT.

THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A GIRL AND HER BOYFRIEND, (lets go down memory lane)


GIRL WRITES

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblandata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.


Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapi





BOY WRITES

My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.

How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto above.

My dedications to you are :


Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main - And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore[/b]


This reminded me those days when guys would look for words in the oxford/longman dictionary to compose a love letter to their gf or a girl they had a crush on.

chipmunkey:
I once heard that Ibo girls only go for guys with a good penchant and love for Isiewu.
I have never had any experience in that regard because [b]i am kind of a Vegetarian, Meaning i eat meat but not so much. [/b]Which makes it look so disgusting to me for someone have a plate of goat head as a meal.
Guys, what do you think about this and what are your experiences.

Is it by force to start a topic? And my dear there is nothing like being a vegetarian and eating less meat. . .its either you eat meat or you do not eat at all. . .no in between!

benheart:
1. If my partner shapes up, then our relationship will work just right , It's not what your relationship can give 2 U, but what U can give 2 your relationship.

2. The grass is greener on the other side, If I choose a new partner, then they won't bring me all this unhappiness I'm going thru

3. My inner longing for happiness can only be met by what my partner says or does to me == No one has the responsibility for ones happiness.

4. My family & Friends are more important than my relationship ,  True! Families & established friendship are important,but the new friendship & family your trying to build is more important and requires more energy than the one already established.

5. Putting your partner in a box,  Having a domineering, controlling, controversial & argumentative attitude, will only run your relationship to the ground and remove the individuality, strength and uniqueness of each party, and what they bring to the relationship.

6. Inflexibility,  Not sensitive to the feelings, pain and hurts your action is causing your partner and refusing to communicate, listen, have compassion or value the differences in each other, thereby adapting for growth of your long-time partnership.

7.Friendship ,  Constantly picking on the shortcomings of your partner and never celebrating their strength’s, makes them feel unwanted, unloved and not having your friendship, which is vital for longterm partnership.

I agree with all other points except number 2 and 5. . .


For your number 2 point. . .I don't think anybody should be chained into being in a relationship with someone who doesn't make you happy just because you ain't sure if its greener at the other end. . .  Everyone one has the right to be happy. . .and if your with someone who doesn't make you happy. . .then bounce. . .and move unto to someone who'll make you happy. . .
Life is all about taking risks. . .and if we don't take a step towards happiness we would never get a chance at it!


and for your number 2 point. . .your loved one, family and friends are all important and its all about striking a good balance between the three. . .none of these group of individuals should feel undermined.  . .

Happy Birthday dear. . .Have a fantabulous ONe!!!!

lol. . .

POSAKOSA1:
I have definitely dated someone that I couldn't marry. The person was too much fun but marriage ? HELL NA!

Seconded!

SLAP YOUR SELF OUTTA OF THE LUST. . .MOFO!

lol, your bf's mean. .

If your bf can't accept you the way you are. . .then leave! were you chained  to him?  

Deep Soul:
How can you regain her soul?? Are you Jesus? lol

Lmao. . .my sentiments exactly!


@topic

YOu need to move on and tell her to go grow up!

My dear you did the right thing. . .better a broken engagement than a broken marriage!

Of course kick his dirty ass goodbye!

No we are not looking forward to get married! Cus we are NUns!

@Sweetpie

Pls can I ask if your paid to start threads. . .cus if you are. . .I'll also be interested! geezz!

ladijacobs:
There's this very hot chic that I and my 3 friends were trying to nail. One of them almost got her, so I had to move fast, I formed good boy and told her that I was serious and I wanted to marry her. She didn't believe, but because she really liked me she eventually said yes after 2 weeks. By that time I had lost interest so I told her I was just joking. Now she hates me. What do I do, please, people?

You an Idiot. . .I thought you were claiming to be a virgin at the other thread! Bomboclat. . .all these so-called righteous than thou. . .its them who later do worse! mschewwwwwwww!!!!!  

OH put a suck on it and quit babbling like a a sulking child! You wanna screw all the older girls. . .then do so its a free world! Mshewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!