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Fashion › Re: List Of 5 Oils For Hair Growth by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:21am On Jan 28, 2016

I can testify to the wonderful power of Castor oil and Coconut oil! They are the business!!!

I had dreads for sometime and this caused serious damage to my front hair. Someone recommended both oils.

I got the pure Coconut oil and Jamaican Castor oil and I've been using both oils on my hair. In weeks I've seen tremendous growth to my front hair! And its also helped with dandruff control I've been battling with for a while.

Castor oil also helps with the growth of your natural eyelashes. I've been applying it directly to my eyelashes every night before I go to bed after a night shower and I've seen results. This oil is simply the best!

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Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince And Maima Secretly Wed? - Olisa TV by ThoniaSlim(f): 4:47pm On Jan 27, 2016

Sanchez01:
Whoever helped this lady in concocting the vegies she gave Ice Prince to eat deserves global recognition!

On a more serious note, I think there's more to the story than what the pained married man claimed. Ice Prince seems to know the truth, good for him.

Education › Re: The 6 Things Graduates Of Nigerian Public Universities Can Never Forget by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:26pm On Jan 27, 2016

How can a professor say A belongs to him? What if I earned it? Am I not entitled to it?

This is the difference between Lecturers in Nigeria and their counterparts Abroad.

My professors were very bothered if their students failed in their tests/exams. My professors take pride in knowing their students are exceling. Till today my Academic Advisor still keeps in touch with my career progress and he is always happy when I tell him I'm making progress.

Education › Re: The 6 Things Graduates Of Nigerian Public Universities Can Never Forget by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:24pm On Jan 27, 2016

How can a professor say A belongs to him? What if I earned it.

This is the difference between Lecturers in Nigeria and their counterparts Abroad.

My professors were very bothered if their students failed in their tests/exams. My professors take pride in knowing their students are exceling. Till today my Academic Advisor still keeps in touch with my career progress and he is always happy when I tell him I'm making progress.

Celebrities › Re: Esu Florence Responds to Allegations That She Dumped Dr. Echefu by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:45pm On Jan 23, 2016

Hold on? Wait a minute? She actually thinks she's a celebrity? Lol

Romance › Re: Top 10 Ways Of Identifying A 'runs Girl' In Lagos by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:08pm On Jan 13, 2016

So what would you say about the corporate Runs girls?

Those ones that have full time jobs, but you can tell their lifestyles do not tally with their income earnings and you know damn well they ain't from rich homes either. I think these class of runs girls are even more rampant.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Would You Date A Man That Sags This Way? by ThoniaSlim(f): 11:57am On Jan 13, 2016

I wouldn't even give you the time of day! Talk more of dating.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: That Was How I Got The Offer.. Super Thanks To All Nairalanders by ThoniaSlim(f): 11:51am On Jan 13, 2016

I had a hard time trying to comprehend what you wrote there. For freaking sake why do a lot of graduates write like this? Its appalling.

Anyways, congratulations on your job offer. Hopefully you pay attention to your business writing skills.

Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Dazzles In Butter Yellow For The One Lagos Fiesta Event by ThoniaSlim(f): 5:57pm On Jan 03, 2016

Why is she always opening her mouth like a sheep in every picture she takes? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Religion Has Killed Rational Thinking Of This Country - Prof. Osundare by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:22pm On Jan 03, 2016

My philosophy has always been to talk to God directly and not through any religious leader.

I believe a special judgment day would be reserved just for Nigerian religious leaders.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Replies Sophie Momodu; Reveals How She Manipulated & Exploited Him by ThoniaSlim(f): 10:24pm On Dec 30, 2015

Helkayklassic:
The part Davido said he was barely 21 when he met her is so funny. So at 21 he doesn't know that if one should have sex without condom the result is pregnancy or what was he expecting? A grammy award or Headies Artiste of the year award.

Useless cannabis smoker sophie! see what you brought unto your uncle.

Your comment is so funny but true! grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Miracles, Faith Healing & Prophecies - Tools For Exploiting Gullible Christians by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:01pm On Dec 30, 2015*

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Education › Re: How Did You Feel When You Had Your First "F" As An Undergraduate? by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:57pm On Dec 28, 2015

I never had an F. I got a C once an kept obsessing over it and trying to understand what I did to get a C till my American professor probably started avoiding me. sad

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye “Bounced” By Security At Rythm Unplugged by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:36am On Dec 20, 2015

saxywale:
Nigerians and over-bloated ego. You would get the female guard fired cos she was doing her job properly. smh
Hello, Mr paul, did you not get an IV to the event?

Tell me about it. This "Do You Know Who I Am" personality displayed by Nigerians is truly embarrassing. If she lets in just anybody that comes in, how does that ensure safety of other guests especially with the high level of insecurity in Nigeria.

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Celebrities › Re: I Was Amazed By The Traffic In Lagos - Trey Songz by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:29am On Dec 20, 2015

Daminaj2:
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He was actually asked if he had tried any Nigerian food yet and he said

I was amazed by the traffic. It took us two hours to get to the hotel

2hrs from Ikeja to V.I? He definitely came on a good day! He should be happy.

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Travel › Re: Bauchi Airport Releases Statement On People Using Ladder To Board Aircraft by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:28am On Dec 20, 2015

damton:
Only in Nigeria.

I won't be surprised to see a conductor collecting Money and calling Bus-stop inside an airliner.

#funnynation#

Politics › Re: Okorocha Prepares Imo For Christmas (photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:25am On Dec 20, 2015

Something about this man rubs me off the wrong way! Oga decorator pay IMO state government workers first!

Career › Re: I Want To Sack My Employee I Was Crushing On. by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:16am On Dec 20, 2015

This is a clear case of familiarity breeds contempt. Reason I would never encourage office romance.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Inside The 100,000 Seat Auditorium Bishop Oyedepo Is Planning To Build by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:32pm On Dec 14, 2015

danieloy4:
sorry to pry but how does this affect you, have u bin asked to contribute towards ds? Dis is aw some of u invite curses upon ur head or unwarranted struggles on ur head over mild comments dt u didn ivn expect wud cause a problem. Nobody needs ur rationale or opinions, keep it to ursef.

It is you inviting curses on your own head! Abeg disappear from my face! I have stated my opinion, if you have a problem with it, then go hug a transformer wet!

Christianity Etc › Re: Inside The 100,000 Seat Auditorium Bishop Oyedepo Is Planning To Build by ThoniaSlim(f): 10:57pm On Dec 13, 2015

Is this absolutely necessary? I really wanna understand the rationale behind this project? It is almost like churches in Nigeria have been turned into a competition of whose got the most mega structures.

No offense to anyone but I think lots of churches in Nigeria are a BIG JOKE! And to the "Touch Not My Anointed crew" save your sermon for the religiously blinded fellows like you!

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Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Church Gifts Widows Materials (Photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2015

lonelydora:
So because he bought a Porsche and was tongue lashed, thats why he pretended to be a nice man?

You just spoke my mind! grin

Why do I see this as some sort of publicity stunt. Who also thought it was a great idea to get them 6 inches heels? huh

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Christianity Etc › Re: "Stop Giving Offerings In Redeemed Churches If....." - Pastor Adeboye by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:05pm On Dec 08, 2015

Religion is truly the opium of the masses.

This is the reason I do not take "Nigerian" pastors seriously! I read my Bible and gain understanding directly from the word of God, rather than listening to all these so-called ~~psychologists~~ sorry pastors.

Family › Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by ThoniaSlim(f): 6:39pm On Dec 08, 2015

EVILFOREST:
From her message and looks.
I have the Feelings that she is possessed with a BAD character/lacks respect.
She must have been Overempowered to the extent that her MOUTH now uses solar battery.

I may be wrong, but I feel so.
That doesn't undermine the fact that the MAN may be an eediot.

MOST Ladies now need to be tamed before marriage, because those mermaids we prayed against and envisaged that they came from the sea, now LIVE amongst us.
By the way, she put up the STORY on Social media for we to have a glimpse and possibly make contributions.

You are a very very stu.pid man!

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Events › Re: Pre-Wedding Photo Session Of Yours Truly. by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:47pm On Dec 05, 2015

Nice photos but found her hair a bit distracting. Why do ladies fix badly done weaves? Rather than have an untidy weave, why not settle for braids?

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Travel › Re: Angry Citizen Blasts Immigration Officials In Lagos Airport For Bribery by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:51pm On Dec 04, 2015

They did this to me the first time I left the country in 2006 for studies. I was just 17 then and this old agbaya removed $100 from the pocket money my dad gave me to use till when I was able to open a bank account.

I started crying there at the top of my voice. Imagine a small girl crying because of an old man in public. Everyone was just staring but I didn't care. The man was so embarrassed that he gave me my money back and even bought a bottle of water for me to calm me down. That was how I escaped.

It's sad they haven't stopped this habit of extorting from first time travelers. Just sad!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of Pastor Caught Pants Down Trying To Sleep With A Married Woman by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:49pm On Dec 04, 2015*

Orishirishi things are happening! But are people these gullible to believe deliverance through sex?

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Congratulatory Message To Tchidi Chikere Earns Her Attacks by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:39pm On Dec 04, 2015

Birds of a feather flock together. She's simply congratulating her mate. The world never forgets. Our sins always have a way of coming back to bite us in the butt. We'll be watching.

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Politics › Re: Amaechi Undergoes Security Screening At Lagos Airport (Photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:38am On Dec 04, 2015

I see Dele Momudu a.k.a A.s.s licker was in tail. This man should be given a permanent position in government as the Chief sycophant officer to the federal government.

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Celebrities › Re: What 2shotz' Wife Said In 2013 When Beverly Osu Said He Was A Woman-beater by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:34am On Dec 04, 2015

I guess the truth was revealed! Sorry but I can't sympathize with her. I only feel sorry for that little angel that has to have such a monster as a father.

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:47am On Nov 30, 2015

If this is true, then Chidinma just disappointed big time! I thought she was smarter than this?

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Celebrities › Re: Fans Accuse Annie Idibia Of Bleaching by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:14am On Nov 30, 2015

This is not a case of bleaching. Some people just have dark knuckles and it doesn't exclude dark people.

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Crime › Re: Sugabelly Speaks Out: 'Surviving Mustapha Audu & His Rape Brigade' by ThoniaSlim(f): 6:29pm On Nov 27, 2015

And this is the reason why most rape victims would rather keep silent due to the stigmatization! Some Nigerians are sickening! A girl of 17 was raped by grown men and some fo.ol opens his mouth to say she was enjoying it?

Karma is beautiful and let's see what happens when your own daughters are raped! Anuofias!

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