Why does this look more like a press release than a report?

ilevic:
Nigerians and I too sabi. Why blame a man for his actions? If I
choose to paint my face in sympathy for those who lost their lives
in france and somalia, it's my choice. About a hundred people died
in france, the government declared days of mourning and
suspended all sporting activities but nigerian Government has
never declared a minute silence for ten of thousand people who
died in the last 6year. Rather, they prefer to celebrate
independence day and even dance shoki on campaign grounds few
days after terrorist attacks. So don't blame me for sympathising
with people who appreciate life.

May you live long!!!

CrazyMan:
Good morning and happy sunday to you all.

I'm writing this piece to notify most christian youths of their giving attitude towards God. I remember last sunday when I went to church, when it was time for offering, the girl sitting close to me just removed N20 (yes you heard me right TWENTY NAIRA!) From her purse, inserted it into the envelope and dropped it in the offering basket.

Looking at this lady, her sophisticated dressing, her phone, the kind of perfume oozing out from her, then dropping N20 to her creator.

To me I saw that as an insult to God. It would have been better if she didn't give any offering at all than embarrassing God.

If you love someone and want to appreciate him/her, even if you lack the funds to do so at the moment, you'll still go beyond your limits to prove to that person that you really love him/her regardless of what it'll cost you.

Likewise God. If we say we love him (God), then we should prove it by the kind of offerings we give to him.

If you have a boss you want to appreciate for a promotion he gave to you, would you give him a gift of N20 or N50?

Or you're a final year student whom your HOD just waived a course for so you'll graduate with your mates, would you buy him a gift of N20?

You'll end up provoking him and make him regret offering you that help rather than being commended for the gift.

In 2Samuel 24:24 David said.

 And the king said unto Araunah, Nay; but I will surely buy it of thee at a price: neither will I offer burnt offerings unto the Lord my God of that which doth cost me nothing. So David bought the threshingfloor and the oxen for fifty shekels of silver.

So if a whole king like david refused to take a land offered free of charge by a law abiding citizen. How much more we who battle with foundational principalities and powers on daily basics, and still come out victorious. Thanks to the power in the name and blood of Jesus.

I want to charge us today that as we go to our various churches, we should appreciate God, if if we have nothing to thank him for, our being alive should be a testimony of his love towards us. So double your offerings by giving him something that cost you much and I'm sure that he in return would bless you abundantly.

Happy sunday to you all.

You're a hypocrite! Instead of concentrating in Church, you were busy looking at what your neighbor was giving. Who made you judge?

What did Jesus say about the pharisees?

MinorityTribe:
While our federal schools struggle to give first class. A third class graduate in Nigeria Federal schools is equivalent to a first class abroad.

If you believe this gibberish you just typed, then you'll believe cars fly!

Oga travel and see if its that easy! Rather than envy, aspire and encourage!

neoapocalypse:



What is the difference between I am and I'm ?

Both are the same. I'm is the contracted form of I am and should be used only in an informal communication.

You do not attend an interview or write an application using I'm instead of I am.

A lot of graduates on this post just emphasized what this lady is talking about.

How difficult is it to differentiate between I am, I'm and Am? Like seriously!

Please what are the accessories inside the Gionee M5?

The person who said LinkedIn is overrated does not know what he is saying. My current job was through LinkedIn. I also know several friends who have gotten their jobs through LinkedIn.

Ive also had HR from a couple of companies contact me directly through this network.

I was robbed at that exact spot last year September on my way from work.

Luckily for me my new company has a staff bus that takes the Osborne Road route to avoid stories that touch.

If you have any way of avoiding that spot please do.

How do I get your powerbank in Lagos - Lekki.

Budget is N6000 for everything.

Stelvin101:
You people waited for me to finish my service before planning this abi

Tell me about it! Mschewww?

Why was he let off the first time?

Geez! That was quite tough to read and actually comprehend what you both were trying to say. You both need some good English classes asap!

SashaF:


Hello. How was the test when you did it? Does it consist of numerical, verbal , current affairs

Your reply will be greatly appreciated.

Didn't end up writing it. Had other engagements.

And your point being?

Choi this news is music to my ears! 4days of long restful sleep and not waking up at 5am to beat traffic!

debo07:
Why won't she be raped when she goes about naked.Infact she's d one raping people.

Wow! I'll say a little prayer for you!

mentorandfriend:
Whatever it is those women did, I condemn the action of those market boys.

Most of those guys leading the charge are daredevil nocturnal beings, rapists, slit-throat bandits. I know Onitsha too well, especially those guys that stay in Lagos park and upper Iweka. They rob people of their watches, handbags, phones, etc in the guise of hussling and fighting for passengers.

They drag you from both ends of your hands, pleading with you to come and enter their own bus, till all your valuables are gone.

I cant even send my loved one to that upper Iweka alone to go and enter bus to anywhere. I must go with her o. Those guys are the most useless set of people I've met in my lifetime. And here they are, taking law into their hands.

Thank you!

Based on experience so far especially in Nigeria's job market, experience would get you a job faster!

Just look at most of the jobs advertised on NL, most of them always require a certain level of experience even for the graduate trainee positions.

Are these not the same refineries Aunty Allison said last year, it would take at least four years to complete?

I guess the fear of Buhari is the beginning of wisdom!

This crap irritates me! Like dude I just met you and I should come to your house to do what? Play ludo?

Freemanan:

You are a sadist

Next time before you use a word you probably aren't familiar with, do yourself a favor and google the meaning before displaying your ignorance.

This meme was done in poor taste! Sorry but not funny!

Beautiful! I love this! If only more ladies could deal with rapists like this!

How can TATA be using a gmail account for official purposes? I smell a scam.

No 5 is so true! Staying late at work doesn't mean na you work pass!

I'm guilty of 1. I do it mostly to piss the other person especially when I feel the person ain't making sense or I'm in no mood to talk to the person.

Cutehector:
Tufiakwa... This is marriage... I can't.. What will the kids say? Dat thr mum smokes? They will probably learn from her... She ought to stop it if we eventually get married. Cuz d day I smell cigarette puff 3 metres around her, beatin!


I dnt even smoke sef so why will I marry a lady dat smokes? Injuring her own organs.. If she eventually falls sick, am nad gona use my earned money to pay her hospital bills

You are even proud to say you will beat a woman?

What sort of men do we have roaming the streets these days!

cap28:
Only in Nigeria is a woman blamed when her husband cheats on her and impregnates another woman

This is why Nigerian men love marriage so much, who wouldn't love to eat their cake and have it too.

You can cheat and abuse her as much as you like and she will still be as kind and understanding towards you as ever.

You can even sleep with her friends without fear of a huge divorce settlement awaiting you, you can abuse and abuse her to your hearts content and you will still be allowed to have access to your children. I m sure a lot of men in the west will move to Nigeria in droves if they realise how much they can get away with in that country.
Real haven for misogynists.

I tell you! Its appalling!

I will after torturing him to my fill!

KingTom:
I met one at First Bank if you see the way the fool looked at me, I asked her if she was ok? She said what is that supposed to mean, I then said "I recommend always sanitary pads for you my dear"

Wicked

But why!