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Family / Re: Is It Polite For Husband To Seek Wife's Approval On This? by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:19pm On Mar 03, 2016
Adaeze003:
The African type marriage is just scary... sheesh...


Note that I really didn't want to quote you...

Anyhoo... you do know you're still sleeping on a pole right

It's funny how you guys carry the submission thing on your head but when someone implies that submitting to a man is master-slave you guys start looking for ways to soften it up. The man can bring in who the hell ever to stay with them but the wife must get his approval when she will be the one to basically take care of the guest? She has no say and can't object to whatever "final decision" the said husband makes? And the marriage is a union and not slavery?

Oh well... good luck to ya wife sha.

And try and wake up from that pole before you'll be forming head and end up beheading the family...


My dear I tire ooo. The comments I read these days from some men is baffling.
Family / Re: Lady Accuses Married Man Of Impregnating Women With Fake Marriage Proposal by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:59pm On Mar 03, 2016
Biko is this the man these women are embarrassing themselves over? Is he even bleaching? Pukes!
Forum Games / Re: Arrange These Words To Form A Sentence by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:55pm On Mar 03, 2016
My mind is a mess I can't escape.
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by ThoniaSlim(f): 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2016
Splus or M5 mini which would you recommend?
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by ThoniaSlim(f): 11:27am On Mar 02, 2016
elijahdre:

M5 mini is 35k.delivery is 1k
It's a sealed box

Yes I know it's sealed. I want to know what accessories are included in the box (e.g. casing, earpiece etc)
Technology Market / Re: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:37am On Mar 02, 2016
Hi please how much is the gionee m5 mini (Including delivery to Marina Lagos) and what's included in the box?
Career / Re: You’ve A New Job & Your Salary Is 850k But Your Boss Insults You Too Much by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:23pm On Mar 01, 2016
Any time I'm being insulted, I'll think of my bank alert at the end of the month and smile. grin

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Education / Re: I Was Really Suprised By Jamb With 307 As My Score by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:21pm On Mar 01, 2016
Salamsalam240:
Yesterday, i went to wrote my jamb at kaduna polytechnic by 9:30am but unfortunately i was not able to write till 2:30pm. We were asked to form a que so that they can be able to search us.
As we entered the exam hall, we all sat down without following our sit number. We began the exam by 3:10pm and we were told that it will only last for 2hrs 45min.
I begin my exam with english language because i am really good at english. Suprisingly, my system shut down. I called the attention of the exam invigilators, so the system was switched on and i continued my exam.
However, i finished all my exam before time so i was able to cross check well. After that i summited my exam and went back home.
By 9:30pm when i was about to sleep, i just saw an inbox on my phone, sent from jamb, firstly i don't want to read the text at that time. But my mind will be on the text if i don't read it. As a man i just open the text, seeing your jamb 2016 UTME result is 307. I was so much excited.
So for those who are yet to write their jamb should please read harder because it is not easy

And you said you are good in English Language? Issokay! undecided
Crime / Re: Pastor Hacks Banker Wife To Death In Imo [graphic Photo] by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:16am On Mar 01, 2016
I walked away from an ex because we argued and he used curse words on me! People think I overacted but I could careless! My peace of mind and sanity is worth more.


If these are the kind of husbands some women marry these days, abeg happily remain single!

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Romance / Re: How Telemundo Destroy Our Ladies Emotionally by ThoniaSlim(f): 6:52am On Feb 25, 2016
I personally cannot stand Telemundo soap operas. Their cliched storylines and annoying voiceovers.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:52am On Feb 24, 2016
Mehnnn I don't blame the guy oooo! The heat is something else! Last night The AC was on the highest and I still didn't sleep covered up. cry

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Travel / Re: 6 Catholic Seminarians Die In Accident - Graphic Photos by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:50am On Feb 24, 2016
This is really sad. May their souls rest in peace. cry
Business / Re: Greedy Nigerians Cashing In On The Rising Dollar Exchange Rate by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:41pm On Feb 23, 2016
Red oil is even better. The Ugu woman close to me increased a bundle from 50 to 100 and blamed it on dollar rise. Please wetin concern Ugu concern dollar!
Family / Re: Before you divorce your Adulterous hubby by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:20am On Feb 18, 2016
MrsKheiron:
It's posts like these that make me lose my shits.

The very fact that some many males feel this way about adultery, that a woman's job is to look the other way while still trying to be the perfect wife.

Same males that wanted to shut down the Internet when news about the Ibadan lawyer came to light.

All I'm going to say is while you're philandering, do remember that so many females can kill and I mean that in the literal sense.


Between, whatever happened to divorce and alimony?

Di bu ugwu nwaanyi, is not for a man that doesn't understand the concept of loyalty and fidelity.
A philandering husband is no respect to me

I tell you! It's appalling! This right here is the reason I'll rather happily remain single than marry some myopic clown who'll give me unnecessary trouble! Maka gini? Achoro m ilu di?

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Family / Re: Before you divorce your Adulterous hubby by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:14am On Feb 18, 2016
Let's flip your stupi.d ideology round for a moment. What if it was the wife sleeping around should the husband divorce her?

Some men giving reasons for their dog-like behavior! Must you get married?

If you cannot be faithful in a marriage by all means remain single!

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Food / Re: My Horrible Experiences With Food Sellers In Lagos by ThoniaSlim(f): 11:31am On Feb 17, 2016
I personally avoid buying street food. The most I can do is fried Akara from a guy close to my workplace because I've observed him for a while and he "SEEMS" clean. I also request for the akara straight from the hot oil. and I request for the one straight from the oil.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Heartbreaking Story Of A Starving Two-year-old Nigerian Boy by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:25am On Feb 16, 2016
This is why I say Kindness & Humanity is within the heart and not how you look. Some religious fanatic would see this white lady with all her tattoos and write her off because she doesn't fit into their judgemental box! GOD continue to bless her.

This is the reason why I'm slowly moving away from religion and being more concerned with your spirituality as a human being.
Phones / Re: Post The Screenshot Of Your Lockscreen by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:09pm On Feb 14, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Of Flavour Reacts To His Presence On Stage by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:35pm On Feb 13, 2016
This flavor that looks like a local palm wine tapper! I don't get the thrill ladies see in this village champion. undecided

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Health / Re: Home Remedy To Treat Mouth Odour by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:29pm On Feb 13, 2016
First of a lot of people have poor dental hygiene. Most people ignore their tongue. Look at the tongue like a towel. Imagine not washing your towel well, wouldn't it stink?

I recommend brushing at least twice a day, always flossing at night especially after eating your beef all day. Also I oil pull twice a week using coconut oil for 15minutes.

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Religion / Re: David Oyedepo In Akwa-Ibom For Udom's Thanksgiving (Photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:52am On Feb 11, 2016
"Nigerian Pastors" turning Christianity into a joke since 1961!
Sports / Re: Lagos Marathon 2016: Those Who Fainted (Photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:55am On Feb 07, 2016
This is wrong but the pictures crack me up! grin grin grin
You know you're not fit, you went to join marathon! grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by ThoniaSlim(f): 7:50am On Feb 07, 2016
This crap puts me off! Especially the ones who start calling you "Baby" or using endearing words! Please what qualifies me as your baby? Someone you do not know from jack! angry
Crime / Re: Robbers Seize Teacher's ATM Card, Withdraw All The Money In Her Account (Pic) by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:47pm On Feb 02, 2016
This is the reason why my major savings account has no online transfer or ATM card. As soon as alert enter, I move it. No time.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic's Outfit To Toolz Wedding (Photos) by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:11am On Feb 01, 2016
Lovely but not a fan of that headtie.
Romance / Re: Lady Finally Replies Me After I Asked Her A Question 2years Ago On Fb Chat. by ThoniaSlim(f): 10:22pm On Jan 30, 2016
Jwhizzy:
OP these your yarns dry sha. She was responding initially but figured you had nothing interesting to say beyond your infatuation with France and why she lives there. If she had responded, I'm sure your next question will have been " what's the weather like in France? ", " who's the president of France ", " what work are you doing in France ", " can I come visit you in France? ".

Learn to make interesting and engaging conversation. *yawns and leaves thread*
grin grin
Technology Market / Re: GIONEE M5 Mini Official Price Announced by ThoniaSlim(f): 9:34pm On Jan 30, 2016
What's in the box please? Seems like a good phone. When would it start selling?
Fashion / Re: List Of 5 Oils For Hair Growth by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:38am On Jan 29, 2016
Sleekbaby:
Plz must it be Jamaican castor or can any castor oil do.

Any other one should do. However, I'm currently using Jamaican Castor Oil and the result is too good.
Fashion / Re: List Of 5 Oils For Hair Growth by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:51pm On Jan 28, 2016
deity:


Pls where is thebeautu shop and what is the mame I want to get too.

Mama Tega in Yaba Market.
Fashion / Re: List Of 5 Oils For Hair Growth by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:50pm On Jan 28, 2016
ibkkk:

Eh! #2500?pls where's the shop located?

Mama Tega Cosmetics shop in Yaba Market.
Fashion / Re: List Of 5 Oils For Hair Growth by ThoniaSlim(f): 8:48pm On Jan 28, 2016
AheadMarket:

Please, I'm losing my front hair; going bald. Which is the best oil remedy and how can I get it?

Castor Oil is very good for front hair growth. If you're in Lagos you can get it at Mama Tega in Yaba Market. She sells original products and i got mine from there.
Fashion / Re: List Of 5 Oils For Hair Growth by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:25am On Jan 28, 2016
ibkkk:
Jamaican black Castor oil is #5500 on Jumia. Just ordered mine!
Contact me for pure, natural, undiluted coconut oil. BBM:592D28D6.

That's a rip off. I got mine for N2500 from the beauty shop I get my cosmetics from.

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