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Ikennamurphy:
You use your elbow to unlock and lock the tap..Thats how it's done

Laugh wan wound me. I was thinking of using mind control to open and close the tap

neutrotoba:
Numbers don't lie, he's the best tackler in the league. Would be an asset to any top team

Don't why he's so underrated

How is he underrated?

I hate small talk. Drains me like hell.

This is news because

ibnchokomah:
Where's that idiotic NIP specialist. I hardly engage you guys here because a lot of you are dumb but lie to yourselves each morning that you're smart.

I'm sorry you had to go through this dear. I've always got your back and don't ever stop doing good especially when your heart tells you to

Dude.

Don't push it.

Get out while you are ahead.

The mistake Catwalq made was to get defensive. Never defend yourself when things like these happen. People always love a scapegoat.
Be offensive or dismissive. Once you say you are innocent, what people hear is "I'm guilty" and every attempt at proving your innocence will worsen the issue.

That's how Donald Trump has managed to survive all the scandals that would have tanked any other president.

Mr Scammer, the least you could do is to return her money after all these.

czarina:
Just imagine! davedrix, God will punish you. To think I burned airtime trying to talk you out of selling your kidneys and suggesting that you create threads for help.

Na kidney issue go kill you las las.

Things dey happen o.

flames01:
The day Sarrki started supporting buhari's failure to constitute his cabinet several weeks after being sworn in was the day I knew that Sarrki will never make a good father. I won't be surprised if his children place a curse on his memory for being a useless father with no integrity.

And that one called Felix Terungwa? I suspect he is a benue state bastard. No true son of benue state will support those who murder his own people.

MANNA?

There's something about a lady with a bright smile...

Pure bliss... (Not the biscuit o )

xcelentattitude:
Na wao...

For Nigeria reverse na the case

[b]when I was in Lagos, all these bike people will just carry two persons who don't know each other from Adam on top one bike - passengers, they say[b]

If passenger no complete, bike no go gree move

Till today, I still don't understand how someone could enact such law

Not sure if they still do that sha

Bottom line is that, na wetin dem sabi do for Nigeria be DAT.

I lived the majority of my life in Lagos and did not experience this once. I did not even know such a thing was possible.
It was when I got to Port Harcourt that I first had this experience...

Bike wey carry come stop. I thought he was looking for someone he knew to collect something or some other reason. Na so okada man say make I shift make this woman sitdown.
Hmmm... I say which kind thing be this. For okada wey I pay. It was surreal I tell you.

luminouz:
Lmaooo...
I.saw the screenshots from Bulky airtel and I was like what Dafuq She is some manipulative and sissy assed woman. They are not my favourites.
Oh and on the sex part? I haven't met a so-called nympho before sha. What is more worrisome is that she is so insensitive to his work ethics. Me wey dey hustle go dey inside with woman dey fuq till I got broke? Not happening. I can only take the sex aspect serious if she pays me for the time I would be away from work. Like really really cool money. No woman who knows her worth will be threatening to kill herself over the fact that I corrected her excesses. Cuz I would call her bluff and tell her to commit suicide.

So,in addition to the sex (lemme test her first),she has bad character and that's a no-no from me.

Luminouz you fit handle this one?

domino4211:
Your problem is a very simple one.
Kindly upload her picture,if she's ok,i will give you my number to give to her.
After 1month,i'll be the one begging her not to leave because of seex....
Problem solved.
Case closed..

You no hear say the guy talk say money no dey enter him hand again?
Him no dey see work again. You wan die?

Ronaldo24682:
For those of you saying condom this and that. I can’t remember the last time I went raw. It’s been over a year ago. Just one condom break which I pulled out immediately(101% sure I knew when it broke)gave me this virus.
One can never be too careful. Abstinence still remains the best(if only I knew before now).

Damn.

That's some unlucky stuff. Village people on point

Jokes aside. It's not the end of the world. I'm sure you've heard this and ARV bla bla bla as well. No need to repeat all that.

That said...
I'm a strong believer in the supernatural.
If it were me I wouldn't resign myself to fate or drugs. My goal will become to get the virus out of my system any which way.

I know not everyone is so inclined but just putting it out anyway.

linearity:
@OP,
So you know, despite the fact that hiv+ does NNOC have a cure yet, there are remarkable advancement in the science such that, there are now medications that will drastically reduce your viral load to the level undetectable by any hiv test.

And at these undetectable viral load level, you can’t pass the virus to anyone and as such can raise a family with an hiv negative lady.

Please consult your doctor.
https://www.gilead.com/news-and-press/press-room/press-releases/2019/3/gilead-presents-new-data-on-biktarvy-bictegravir-emtricitabine-and-tenofovir-alafenamide-and-tafbased-regimens-for-the-treatment-of-hiv1-in-chil

Would you sleep with someone with HIV + undetectable viral load level

What the hell?

Do better promo na.

Wetin be this

A boy and a girl can just act and swindle you.
Are you a learner

LilMissFavvy:
1. The outcome of my decision is my business, stop bothering.

2. Ibokun,Folorunsho, etc, are lucky with marriage because they had supportive husband's. Husband's who did not kill their careers. A WOMAN WHO PLACES HER MARRIAGE AS NUMBER 1, WHO HAS AN UNSUPPORTIVE HUSBAND MAY STILL FAIL IN HER MARRIAGE/CAREER.

3. We have women who DUMPED THEIR CAREERS, wash, cook, do laundry for their husbands, yet still got dumped by their husbands.

4. Many women who saw their careers as lesser or abandoned it, are living in abusive marriages because they are totally dependent, so why shouldn't career be placed at the tops?

5. The lady in the story talked about how she was unwilling to dump her dreams because of marriage. Her very supportive husband made it work, a man also needs a supportive wife who encourages his dreams. Take note that I am not in support of all the ladies actions in that posts.

6. What women need are supportive husband's, not husband's that want to kill their dreams, of course we are aware that the commonly seed facade in our society is a situation where women are pressured to abandon their dreams, and at the end of the day, they have neither a happy marriage nor a career. An independent lady with thriving career can still live a happy life, wether single, divorced or married.
N/B: I would appreciate if you stop quoting me, the above is the truth and my opinion, tanx.

Person wey read this thing now go think say you get one better career as you dey boil.

crackhaus:
Everyone now has their own personal definition of what feminism is and what being a feminist entails.
The other day, Kanwulia claimed feminism is subjective and the remaining herd of cattle were applauding in their collective ignorance...

How can a movement that began on a united front with one purpose, suddenly now have different meanings and be subjective to the interpretation of the different participants in that same movement?

Doesn't this go to show that the present crop of feminists are caricatures of themselves and the noble movement they claim to support?
A gathering of confusion-ists hyped on steroids.

If I say these people don't have sense now, some will begin catching feelings.

Dumb feminist -- Tautology

Really good comedian.

Probably the best we've ever had.

Why do I feel sorry for her She's enjoying her life.

Q

Christafarian:
Rudeness, brashness, truculence, arrogance, sex plus being a sex symbol sells. That's why a Chioma Akpotha is not hot on demand in Nollywood but they'd rather even feature that thing called Bobrisky cos of the sickening obsession of some persons over him.

The craze can even be seen in our reception of music. Still beats me hard why sleek & smooth crooner-JOHNNY DRILLE is not a viral rave but a Slimcase, Mr Real & other noise-making lots.

In politics, hahahaha. Y'all know na. An unrepentant ethnocentric dictator sits as President. Similarly, an alleged drug peddler is a Speaker while a Mace snatcher sits a Deputy Senate President.

Don't think we're gettin normal in this country anymore.

Ecclesiastes 9:11

genq:
This is why every man needs to MGTOW!

Another indecisive, selfish lady ruins the life of yet another SIMP who foolishly got down on one knee to marry this irrational being. After milking him dry, she decides he is no longer what she wants in her life now seeks her "independence" to wh0re around and be single again.

Woman, never forget that the wall is undefeated. You WILL age. You WILL end up lonely and you WILL regret every stupid action you have taken in your youth.

If you know you know.

The career na smokescreen. Which yeye career? Is she building a Fortune 100 company.

Even Michelle Obama is happily married.

Spare the rod and spoil the child. The rod always works.
But more importantly, the character of the people wielding the rod.