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Even sheffield united wouldn't take Jones even if na dash

A real journalist not all dis current fraudster around the world giving junk news, except few. Wishing him recovery unless he doesn't have any bad underlying ailments

chii8:
The thing is that when sanctioning an erring child, there are one million things to do to get them properly disciplined..it varies with each child, you just have to study them and know what works for such child.

I have a 5year old boy that what works for in terms of discipline is just to "quarantine" him(lolzzz),he will promise you heaven and earth just to be free, the thing scares him seriously.I use that to drive a point....I think it's same with every child just as a parent,be patient and fine out what works for that child....

when the bible says Spare the rod and spoil the child knew why God said it. Crimes have tripled now among youths because of bad home bringing. I will deal mercilessly with my child,wen their cup full. It wouldn't be a daily activities. But if a child wants to be stupid,cane or no cane he/she will be. Judgement time reach God may ask u,how u brought up ur children,then u go dey say na child abuse to discipline them.

Tolexander:
This is cool.

I hope Ole Gunner Sokjaer won’t go back to his losing ways since his possible replacement and threat has been hired by a big club

coach were still dey do stupid sub, imagine bringing James for Bruno that nearly caused United. But Allegri is still at the corner

God777:
That's a king cobra

that's not king cobra,so next time don't rush to type because of cheap lala likes.

Bad government plus bad leader I wonder,how the results will be

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

so don't u know using toilet is unhealthy. Do u use ur tissue with ur kegs or hands to clean ur ass. Using water is the best because after using both methods u still end up washing ur hands.

Without good roads ok.

A shame that a hospital waited for a VIP before the could provide Oxygen. Na God dey catch them because all they do his steal and build houses,then run abroad. Thank God no more medical tourism. Waiting for the last oxygen to be used then demand for a fresh one is dey height of uselessness of the hospital.

2021 dn start with another stories

offiong187:
Honestly you are an illiterate. Why is the Governor signing a budget paining you? Oh I forgot you don't even know what budget is. Google is your friend Sha. And for the records all the gibberish you wrote here are all lies. The ranch resort is working perfectly well, Tinapa is not Ayade's fault but the fault of fg to dredge the port and make the zone a freetrade zone and since the launch of operation Akpakwu, Calabar has been relatively safe with series of arrests being made. This information is for those who you tried to fool here with your stupidity.

na u make ranch work. The place has lost its vibe. Calabar that was none to be clean and free of pot holes are now then of thieves,potholes everywhere and very dirty

no more super highway and deep seaport. Only blind supporters will still hail. Where is Ngeneukwenu and aka deadmeat,come and defend bad government

Harrykn:
and under 1.5

shut the Bleep up

No wonder,he is ruling them like the oldies. Most useless governor in Nigeria.

ogbiwa:
Name the top 5 movies and top 5 series of all time that you've seen

Mine:

MOVIES

5 - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
The last battle between the humans ad th orcs is one of the most epic battle scenes of all time.

4 - The Rattlesnake
Surprising because I hardly watch Nollywood. But this Amaka Igwe's 95 or 96 classic is a legendary story (Ahanna, Peter, Adaugo etc)

3 - Black Hawk Down
My best war film of all time. Shows the gritty and not so heroic aspects of war fims. Same as Mel Gibson's We Were Soldiers and Tom Hank's Saving Private Ryan. Epics

2 - Troy
Achilles's "We are Lions" speech before the battle of Troy still leaves a lump in my throat whenever I watch it. As well as the death scene of prince Hector. I am still angry though that Paris and his lover get to survive after Troy was destroyed and everyone else died due to the stupidity they called love.

1 - Titanic
Everything about this movie intrigues me. Literally everything. From when the ship left Southampton, when Jack met Rose, that epic "My heart will go on" soundtrack against the backdrop of a ship on an endless ocean at night (tears). Even when old Rose threw the diamond into the black ocean and watched it sink to the bottom. Absolutely classic

Notable mentions:
Robo cop
Con air
12 years a slave
Air Force One (Harrison Ford)
Harriet
The notebook
Hotel Rwanda
Wedding party
The Mummy
Mr Bones
Black November
American sniper

SERIES

5 - Modern Family
My favorite characters
Jay Pritchett
Luke
Dylan
Phil
Gloria

4 - Strike Back
The only downside to this series is that Michael and Scott are virtually unkillable. They'll enter a house with 50 armed hostiles shooting at them yet all the bullets miraculously miss them, yet they kill the hostiles with only one shot each. But other than that this series keeps me glued. Micheal and Scott's bromance is the highlight of the entire series

3 - Two and a half men
Only up to season 8 though. After they removed Charlie it became a snorefest. Ashton Kutcher did not in anyway make up for Charlie's absence in my opinion. But the seasons with Charlie oh my God

2 - 24
What can I say. I have learnt A LOT about politics, cyber warfare, terrorism etc from this series.

1 - Game of thrones
Every single scene in Game of thrones is a classic. Every single scene. No other series does this for me. I have probably watched all seasons at least 3 times

Notable mentions:
How I met your mother
Friends
The Punisher
Orange county
Money heist

So that's mine. Let's have yours.

Lord of the rings is supposed to be number 1. The film is a real classic,then Game of thrones follow

Ovo200:
Trump is the best thing that has happened to the United States in recent history.
He brought more peace to the middle East.
Trump was ousted from white house because he does not belong to the deep state, he did not make any war in the middle East ( War is big business).
Did you know Trump was nominated for Nobel prize twice?

Biden has dementia that man can't even remember his own name, hw is he going to govern United States well( he going to be controlled by the deep state).
Do you know biden son (Hunter biden is currently under probe for corrupt practices)

shut up,u think he is like Buhari. They run a better and productive politics unlike Nigeria.

This particular local government dey love sex,but wen they go out the all claim Calabar,even the Ibibios do same,am not degrading anyone. I will like people to know that people that have calabar are the Efiks. May his soul rest in peace.

Finally Agbero is gone.

Yet APC say the country is safe

Buhari is dey most useless president,may all those who voted him purge till his tenure finishes

African countries are shits imagine

But come to think of it,how can a man hold dis big staff and walk comfortably

Onlinefarmstore:
Let me not say yes or no, but what am sure of is, is that any road that is well constructed in the north, is 100% better than its counterpart in the other region, in terms of durability and lasting

they have a better ground than the southern region,so it's easy to maintain the road but in the south,we build substandard roads and pray it last,which it wouldn't. Anyway we need standard roads be it south or north

Roasted whole chicken for who and who,which Nigeria average family the do am so make dey hungry children finish am in one sitting

Number 3 : very true,I do wonder,why is it that any where blacks plenty na crime,yet the are quick to call white racists

Taich:
Do you know that in most companies, that there is a big difference between the official account and what actually happened? The dead can't talk.

They will inquire from the injured guy once he heals

Simple Safety instructions they wouldn't take now,he is dead and left family to mourn him,this season of happiness now season of tears.

Please don't come back with the new variant strain oh,that's more deadly than the already known covid-19

israelinvests:
look for the prototype before u judge..

Did Dubai show prototype,so just shut up. The project too slow and Tinubu and boys have bought up they whole place.

NMDC I don't know who cursed Nigeria. That agency that barely nothing happens there. Make they no make gun were go explode person fingers oh or shoot backward instead of front.

rubi96:
That's mother care socks nicknamed computer socks. Expensive at that time too

it was 50 naira a pair,When Nigeria was good

CaptainMarvel:

True
what's the "computer" about the socks sef!!

u know see those holes