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11. Simply ingenious!!! Together by guess who

10. Want to take a rest, Don't be lazy

9. By fitness first, Sit in this bus stop and your weight becomes public knowledge.

Can anyone see the optical Illusion in the third advert?

8. By a company that manufactures Unbreakable Glass, There is $3million inside the glass placed at a bus stop. You successfully break the glass, the money is yours.

7. An anti-smoking advert

6. An advert about safety on the Internet

5. BMW took a dig at Mercedes

4. Fedex trolls UPS and then imply it is always ahead of DHL

3. This for a hair product. The caption is "For any type of hair". Can you see the two types of hair.

2. This advert for Nivea Night cream is simplicity at its best, it uses only the product but passes across the message nicely

I would be posting brilliant billboard and print adverts that have been created by the best advertising agencies throughout the world.
1. Let start with this classic from Durex Condoms to mark father's day.

Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!


Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.


Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right.

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking!






TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.

While your suggestion is sensible and might work, I do hope He won't have to go through this everytime He wants to be intimate with his wife. She is his wife not his girlfriend

FredN:
So the fact that some came for slaves, in your myopic world view diminishes the work that Scottish and irish missionaries who left Europe for the mosquito infested shores of west africa purely for ecumenical reasons?

Please wake up. There were bad whites and so were there good ones, but the work rhat the good ones who fought to end slavery, fostered education among the natives and pushed their faith through charity will not be written off.

If for no other reason, the missionaries were much better than the arab slavers who did the same up north and still managed to leave them destiute in both mind and body to their own religious dogma

There you go again twisting history to suit your convenience. At no time in human history did Arabs capture Northerners and enslaved them. Stop all these lies. While the truth is that European came to Africa, captured us, put chains on our lips, subjected us to conditions not fit for animals, And after raping our land, brought the religion called Christianity.

FredN:
I can tell you how it happened. The same way this woman was delusional enough to come out to preach at 5AM was the same way Christian missionaries left their continents in Europe to come down to Africa and preach.

Today the most enlightened parts of Africa were the places that received the message

Oh my God, Your post reeks of Ignorance. The white men came to Africa primarily for slaves, it was only after that they brought their religion. Go and check your history books. YOUR SO CALLED MISSIONARIES TOOK AWAY OUR FOREFATHERS AS SLAVES.

Blaqsmith:
I am bringing up this issue here because I don't trust the environment I live and the people I co-habit with. They would open up the bible for me than tell me some truth I need to hear or advise me to go for brain evaluation. I am well ok.

I've been an atheist for some years now, but due to beliefs of people around, I make it a closed affair. Though I raised questions which theists always fail to convincingly answer, I still agree with them that there is god.

I live in this denial of who I am just to satisfy my loved ones and make them happy. They see atheist as a mad man.

All these years, this is what I battle inside of me, but what choice do I have than just to play along? I don't wanna lose loved ones 'cause of my belief.

I muster some courage and decided to reveal my real self to my girlfriend who is also religious. She's told me her love for me is unconditional and I tried to believe her.

She went berserk when I told her am an atheist... She wouldn't just believe it. Since then, she's been looking at me like I'm under some spell.

I'm losing her and I don't ever wanna lose her. If for anything, not because I don't believe there is God who looks by while toddlers die.

Let me give it to you straight young man, You don't deserve her or anyone else, you don't deserve companionship or even love. In case you don't know, the feelings, emotion,love you have for her and enjoy and you fear losing were created by God as a mercy and blessing to mankind. It is the same God you deny. HOW DARE YOU? You want to enjoy the blessing of the one you don't acknowledge. Since you are self sufficient and in no need of God then you should not be in need of mere human. Some of your reasons for being atheist are just stupid and intractable. NONSENSE

@Devguru Why is She is doing this? The answer to the question will inform your decision going forward and determine if your Life is Save presently.

bukatyne:
I find it strange however not impossible that she became evil overnight.

If he truly has done nothing wrong, he should seperate from her awhile.

She can destroy/kill him.

I might actually agree with you on this (Never thought I would say that). DevGuru is avoiding the root of the issue.
1.Why did his wife change overnight.?

2. What was her complaints to her sisters that elicited those advices.?

3.What is the ultimate goal she want to achieve?

Like you mentioned she is planning for a parallel life, while the Op seemed to be blind to that fact and is just interested in saving his marriage. From the update His Wife is not even remorseful that She betrayed him. I am not even sure the woman is still interested in the marriage. Crying because she was caught not because of what she did. So many questions need answers.

fem29:
Devguru, I do not understand WHY you did not ask WHY she did this. Why did you not get to the bottom of the whole matter. It is not about her 'begging '. I don't know what it is with nigerians and begging. You do the wrong thing knowingly then you start begging when caught.

You are simply brushing it under the carpet and it is still going to rear it's ugly head again. If should doesn't have a reason for doing this, then you should divorce her cos she must be EVIL

Thank you. That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read the update. Why is she trying to destroy and defame you. Why is She doing all these? What is your offense or grudge she is bearing against you? Since you have not provided the reason, it seems She is jealous and envious of you. By the way, Know that you are the only one trying to save this marriage, Last time I checked a marriage involve two people.

Owliver:
hey ISIS lady I know where you coming from. I can agree with you today but another day am against you in advance.

got my eyes on you mehn

That's very rude and uncalled for. May you be guided

HAH:
Islamically if you are hungry and don't have any way of finding food, when you steal someone's food just to be alive, it is not a crime.

Do not say something about the religion without knowledge, It is a grave matter, Please be careful. YOUR POST IS FALSE, IF NOT BRING EVIDENCE.

Stanley08:
STANBIC today

USD - 310
GBP - 424.08
EUR - 341.64

First time EVER Stanbic rate has reduced. Good

But the daily $100 and monthly $750 limit still applies right? Please does anyone know GTB rate today.

Toluwaase:
Good day everyone,
First, I need to commend this thread @justwise and evryone. You are amazing. This is great. May God bless you.
I got a PhD admission in UWO with 30000CAD scholarship. Please, I need answer to the following questions:
1. While submitting my documents, do I need to submit the original copies of my certificates (including marriage certificate)and transcript
2. Secondly, do I need additional proof of sufficient fund considering the fact that the scholarship will cover my living cost.

Thanks, do I need original transcripts also. Universities will not give them by hand.

Hello, Please did you do take GRE before you applied for admission. I just need details about your application to University of Western Ontario if you don't mind, Thanks

Rickywowoz:
Guys please who get time to help me proofread my SOP

Send me a pm

989900:
Dollar trading between N245-255 right now.
Market is largely fluid right now.

Does that mean I can make a payment online with my bank ATM at this rate?

stobery:
Nigerians can be funny shaa.. I don laf die
Ordained by which God?

The country at the center is a christian country

This is ignorance of the highest order, Isreal is officially a Jewish State with 75% Jews, 17% practice Islam and less than 2% are Christians. You don't even know about your religion. Jews are those that tried to kill Jesus by the way, So 75% of Israelis do not believe in your supposed Lord and Savior, They think he is a lair and an imposter. Educate yourself https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Israel

Medicrest:
that rate is impossible for me. but can help to ship it to you.
i am based in the US

So what is the rate you can work with. All those criticizing the rate of 280 I posted, I think this is a marketplace so anyone with Dollar can always make a counter offer.

I need to buy some research chemicals from the US, Is there anyone that can help me with payment. I am looking at 280 Naira to a Dollar or less

[While I understand the skepticism by some, the story doesn't seem that far-fetched to me. And the young girl is probably exhibiting the famous "Stockholm Syndrome", which describes the process whereby captives and hostages develop emotional attachment to their captors and kidnappers. That is also understandable as that was probably the girls first taste of intimacy, especially if the supposed "husband' didn't maltreat her. And also let us remember the power of motherhood, I am sure she would do anything to protect that child of hers which may entail looking out for the father.

The headline is misleading, What I read in the body of the interview is that He is suspended for 1 semester.

Prosperkaro:
Nor mind those people, my Sister collected her salary last month, it was a friday evening, she withdrew 35k from her account and also had another 35k, because she needed to service some dept she was owning. my sister enter keke, na so them collect d 70k for her hand plus her infinix fone of 25k, plus are hand bag, na so dem drop am for deco junction, naso she begin cry like homeless person. so tell dat kind person say wen dem catch d thief, make dem nor do am anything, carry dem give police, 100k dem don go on bail . just pray make God nor let jam those boys if not u nor believe wetin happen to u.

Just listen to yourself. So the fitting punishment for someone who stole 100,000 from your sister is death by burning.? Which kind of people are we? Our level of barbarism and social development is mind boggling. We we never progress with this kind of archaic mentality, Where is our humanity for goodness sake? And by the way, has your jungle justice stopped crime despite its widespread application. Burning theives alive is never going to be the solution. I really weep for this country.

justwise:
Both of you are missing the point here, this is not about warning people which in this case is inconsequential, posting dismembered or battered images of accident victims on social media is totally wrong especially when you don't even know the victims or their loved ones.


If you must post it then the image has to be blurred

And they really don't get it. Posting this kind of image is inhumane. Some of the family members of the victims might not even be aware of the accident. Nobody wants the last image of his or her loved one to be this. This kind of images is traumatizing for the families and etched in the memory. Strangers might be able to get it out of their heads in few days but it stays with the families for a lifetime. Let show respect and empathy