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Please, I good pieces of advice from experienced people in this busines. I have been running this business for some months, and now I feel like parking up because of the huge monthly charges from DSTV. Every month I pay N15 000 whether there is football matches or not. Please, if you no what I can do to reduce the monthly subscription so that I can make profit, I will be glad if you share with me. Thanks.

Bimfo: Nah! She just Died!

Are u interested in her corpse?

[quote author=gree-die]4, 5,7,14[/quote]Am sorry, it is an over sight. But I want u to know that God had heard your prayer and stamped it. If You believe this shout a 7 thunderious Halleluyah. Yo dara fun e IJN.

Ask and it shall be given to you.

I was completely stunned when i saw
this Pics Online.
At first, i thought it was a burial
ceremony not knowing its was actually a
Wedding of a 27 Year Old Man and 83
Years Old Woman. See photo below So Pathetic, I must Confess!!! Is the
young man so daft blind that he opt for someone that is old enough to be his
Grandma?
Whats you Say about this?

Which one can you share with your
lover?
1. ATM pin
2. Facebook password
3. Phone secret code
4. E-mail password
5. House Key
6. Wallet/purse
7. Your body
8. BB pin
please be sincere.

wissezy: Manei!!! Am talking about money so tall that all bichez is gonna fall for.

Misplace priority

IZUKWU: All except 2 , 8 &9.

Receive them as you desire

vivian chinaza: 2,4,5,6,And 7.

They are yours in Jesus Name.

yahooman: Shai So who come dey send me all these maga all these dayz??

It may be the opposite of God.

yahooman: Catch certified maga wey go gimmie 1million dollar

God doesn't answer such prayer.

mygirrl: Everything except 2 and 10

They are yours IJN.

gbanikiti: Better job,good health,and have another baby!

They are yours in Jesus Name.

vivian chinaza: 2,4,5,6,And 7.

They are yours in Jesus Name.

nikkyshyne: ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I dislike greediness, but receive them according to your desire. Say a louder amen if you believe it.

Meeky: Get closer to God,find a good job,Good health and be alive

Receive them according to your desire.

joeydozzy: 2, 4 and 7

Rececive them according to your desire. Can I hear a resoundin amen?

joeydozzy: op, is it just one wish?

You can desire more than one thing, but don't be greedy.

A thief broke into a mad
man's
house and stole his Tv. He
took
off and started running, the
mad man also ran after him. The
faster
he ran, the faster the mad
man
also ran after him. Finally the
thief got tired and stopped, the
mad
man also stopped. Panting,
the
mad man told the thief "Take
the remote, you forgot it"

Which one do you wish to achieve
before the end of this YEAR?
1. Find a good Job
2. Pass your exams
3. Find true love
4. Good Health
5. Be alive
6. Close a business deal
7. Get closer to God
8. Get married
9. Have the fruit of the womb
10. Secure admission into a good school
11. Own a good car
12. Build your own edifice
13. Capital to start a good business
14. God should permanent good things in my life and magnify me.
15. Or ........................
Its writen, "what you wish is what you
get"
Say it and God will bless you with it.

Timijo: We know a lot of African Women,most
especially Nigerian Ladies will do
anything to get this Ring.Anyway,a
wedding band that brands 'married' on
your husband's finger has been created
by Malaysia Pargo. The ring is something a wife can get for
her husband to ensure that if he has to
take off his ring for any reason, (i.e.
while he’s working out in the gym),
other females know that he’s taken. It
could also be a good idea to get the ring for a man who just doesn't like wearing
his ring at all. Meanwhile, when Malaysia was asked if
she would make one for her own
husband, NBA Player Jannero Pargo, she
responded: He’s mine and ain’t going
anywhere but, YES,that’s his finger in
picture. A Wedding Ring That Imprints ‘Married’ On His Finger

Click to see Photo: http://2.bp..com/-l5mUaqEK574/UGwKQ1ubMlI/AAAAAAAAgRI/CjNc0ajA8Sw/s280/1.jpg

http://ksaz.images.worldnow.com/images/18920835_BG1.jpg

We know a lot of African Women,most
especially Nigerian Ladies will do
anything to get this Ring.Anyway,a
wedding band that brands 'married' on
your husband's finger has been created
by Malaysia Pargo. The ring is something a wife can get for
her husband to ensure that if he has to
take off his ring for any reason, (i.e.
while he’s working out in the gym),
other females know that he’s taken. It
could also be a good idea to get the ring for a man who just doesn't like wearing
his ring at all. Meanwhile, when Malaysia was asked if
she would make one for her own
husband, NBA Player Jannero Pargo, she
responded: He’s mine and ain’t going
anywhere but, YES,that’s his finger in
picture. A Wedding Ring That Imprints ‘Married’ On His Finger

[quote author=acidosis™]After examining the e-character of several so called Christians on nairaland.. I discovered and then classified the Christians in 3 categories based on their numerous post on RELIGION section:
The list goes like this,

1. The BORN-AGAIN Christians : Those in this category have been thoroughly tested, examined and proven.. They include: Joagbaje, olaadegbu, HumbledbyGrace, omo alata, uyi iredia and few others, (..will post their names soon)

2. The BORN-AGAINST Christians : Virtually everyone on Nairaland falls in this category. They go to church infact some of them are in church as I type.. but they are always AGAINST basic doctrines. They are ready to insult you for paying tithe to your pastor, for given out seeds in your church..
Just go through this link and see how christians insult themselves and MOG for building universties.
www.nairaland.com/1055944/nigerian-churches-building-universities.
Another name best fitted for them is accusers of brethren

3. DEAD AGAIN CHRISTIAN : Please pardon me for making use of the word D E A D. . These set of nairalanders are claiming ATHEIST but I call them Back- sliders. They still go about filling out CHRISTIAN on forms in real life.. Some of them go to church, play gospel songs but never will they acknowledge God on the internet..
e.g callioti

IDENTIFY YOURSELF NOW, and if you must change, please strive to be in the first category.
Thanks & God bless![/quote]Which category did u fall into? Critics or classifier?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Then have an arranged marriage. That of course will be the gamble of your life[/quote]Arrange marriage will lead to disarrangement. Don't do it.

There is no true b'ween them.

dejiswaggs: don't have se.x before sleeping!

Oga fun e o. Meaning, nawa for u o

Lionel Messi has insisted that he cares about winning trophies with Barcelona more than about individual glory.
The Argentine attacker is widely seen as one of the best players in the history of the game, but the 25-year-old is more concerned about how he will be remembered as a person than as a footballer.
"I prefer winning titles with Barcelona over setting new records or winning individual trophies," Messi told El Pais .
"I am more concerned with being a good person than with being the best player in the world. When I retire, I want to be remembered as agood guy. Scoring goals is nice, but I also want to have made friends among the people I've played with.
"Individual awards are nice and I'm thankful for winning them. But I wouldn't have won anything without the help of my colleagues. I am fortunate to be playing for this club with all these great players. I'm just trying to helpthe team."
Messi also briefly had his say on Jose Mourinho, and stated that it's hard for him to judgethe Real Madrid coach as he does not really know him.
"I can't say much about Mourinho. I don't really know him and have never spoken with him. I can only talk about what he has achieved, and that's winning a lot of titles. I know that his players speak well of him, but I don't know him.
"I always say what I think, but I do not feel the need to get myself into trouble. I'm not interested in creating conflicts or problems.
"I see no point in speaking badly of someone who I don'treally know. I prefer to be respectful toward other people."

This is the Official List of the World Top Ten Best Footballer by FIFA as Released Earlier today. The Arrangement was from Least to Top, Take Note.
10:- Eden Harzard
9:- Andrea Pirlo
8:- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
7:- Radamel Falcao
6:- Yaya Toure
5:- Hernandez Xavi
4:- Wayne Rooney
3:- Andre Iniesta
2:- Cristiano Ronaldo
1:- Lionel Messi

toba: l think the pastor is wrong. 'if an eye would take u to hell, u can pluck out the eye before that eye makes u blind' l mean in the positive way. lf my wife (God forbid) turned promiscuous during out marriage and she has refused to change, should i keep her to set bad morals for the children?

But the bible says, Gnd hates divorce.